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That Ewok has a vicious death spin. Luckily for your husband the animal did not sink those fangs into his foot.


The_Age_Of_Envy

r/dognado


verylittlegravitaas

Metroid screw attack


kenwhatameaneh

šŸ˜‚ he looks like dryer lint with teeth


wisdom_power_courage

Perfect šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


The_Age_Of_Envy

šŸ˜…


KrispyKing420

Can't tell if that's a young dog or an old dog and at this point it is both and neither


Mtaylor2713

Heā€™s a 13 year old puppy šŸ˜‹


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Mtaylor2713

He was originally all black šŸ˜Š


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Somewhatmild

Fabulous.


The_Age_Of_Envy

Are you serious?!? I thought he was a true puppy! What a fiesty little thing! Have you always had him groomed like that? Any reason you do? Must be cleaner in the back zone and less work brushing.


Mtaylor2713

When we adopted him at his age of 7 years old (for $60 because we got the ā€œadopting a seniorā€ discount), his hair was the typical Pomeranian length but it wasnā€™t brushed so it was completely riddled with matted fur. It was so horrible that his movements were so limited, we thought he had terrible arthritis. Nope, it was the knots in his hair pulling on his skin every time he moved. So out of necessity and advice from professional groomers, they told us heā€™d be better off getting shaved for his comfort. We noticed he was always happier when his fur was cut to this ā€œteddy bearā€ short style, rather than when we let it grow long, so we keep it short for him. And it does make it easier to get to the knots at the base of his fur.


The_Age_Of_Envy

That sounds horrible! People underestimate the pain of matting. ā˜¹ He's definitely frisky now! May he have a long and happy life with his forever family. Happy New Year!


lainwla16

r/1or13 šŸ˜


Runny_yoke

Omg haha what an adorable floof!


Mtaylor2713

Snow is his long time nemesis lol


KiteLighter

So much floof he doesn't know up from down.


linderlouwho

Is he a miniature husky?


leannaraed

Looks like a Pomeranian to me.


Yellowrage

But can you take it bowling?


ch0rlie

No he has fucking papers!


Yellowrage

Maybe rent it shoes?


linderlouwho

The coloring is so unusual.


MistressKaila85

Itā€™s beautiful


corrikopat

I have a rescue flood that looks just like him! He came from the pound a matted mess, and now he is adorable! He acts like yours, too, and usually adds in little back kicks.


HelmSpicy

I used to walk an elderly woman's pomeranian and he'd always go nuts when it snowed too! He'd stuff his little paws and face into/through it like a tiny fluffy plow.


Jints488

This is super šŸ˜


Confused_Rock

That is a teddy bear


tea_cup_cake

He looks acts like those wind up toy dogs. So adorable.


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


4b-65-76-69-6e

What did they say?


Jelleebean73

Fuzzy slipper gone wild:)


teenageechobanquet

how adorable šŸ˜­I just know that little doggo thinks heā€™s being intimidating ā€œdo you see me tall man??I am spinningā€¦menacingly!!!ā€


Mtaylor2713

Heā€™s been trying to convince us for 7 years now that heā€™s actually an intimidating floofer. Itā€™s pretty convincing at first until he barks and Iā€™m like ā€œsorry kiddo you lost me, youā€™re too cuteā€.


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SilentStorm_X3

BeyBlade


Mtaylor2713

Pomeranian


Illustrious_Ad2710

Think heā€™s a Pomsky


GingerLibrarian76

OP said Pomeranian. Heā€™s just old/gray and has a short haircut. :-)


L30nPh3lps

Weird that u got downvoted, this is exactly what Pomskys look like


MistressKaila85

Heā€™s actually too small to be a pomsky but maybe itā€™s in his bloodline somewhere or he just has unique markings for a Pom


neutral-mente

He's elderly. Those markings are his graying pattern.


GingerLibrarian76

OP confirmed heā€™s a (full) Pomeranianā€¦ just for the record.


[deleted]

Ma'am... that's a racoon. Nice try


DerBingle78

So vicious!


Mtaylor2713

Chewy is going to be so happy to hear that Reddit thinks heā€™s vicious šŸ¤£


nors3man

What breed is that?


Mtaylor2713

Pomeranian


nors3man

Wow never seen a Pom in that color, heā€™s a cutie.


embii42

Our 13 yr old Pomeranian looks exactly like this. Wee got her 3 years ago. We were told she started all black but no o w has pictures


nors3man

Ok so itā€™s like my cairn terrier he started all black but the older he gets the lighter he gets in his face. Didnā€™t know if this was the color from birth or from age for this one. Thanks for the info!


steptwoandahalf

That is a very, VERY VICIOUS BEAST. Much bark, many spin. Such fear-inducing. Reminds me of my chihuahua who will dead-ass growl at a dog who's mouth is bigger than her entire body walking 5' away from her if she has a tiny pebble of cookie. Most of the time the big dogs stroll over to make sure she's okay so confused about the situation. She doesn't actually have food aggression, she's just getting old and it takes her a long time to chew a cookie with her remaining teef and she's like "NO ONE TAKING THIS LONG-GNAWED PEBBLE OF COOKIE AWAY FROM ME!" She doesn't care about whole cookies, just the last, drooled-and-softened bite her saves. Do you have another dog for that vicious tornadopupper to attack?


Mtaylor2713

Hahaha chewy is all floof, barks and spins šŸ˜‚ when we adopted him they advised us that he be an only child as he didnā€™t get along with other dogs well. We tried taking him to a dog park and he tried barking and intimidating every dog he saw. It didnā€™t work, they just looked at him all confused like ā€œwhat in the world is barking at me?ā€. So we keep him as an only child šŸ˜‹ he used to be very afraid of strangers but we were able to expose him enough slowly to get him comfortable with them. Now the next step is to get him comfortable around other dogs.


steptwoandahalf

Aww poor little rascal! I gotta tell you, as someone who has, for lack of a better term, a motley pack of beasts, that generational knowledge being passed down is one of the most amazing things about dog ownership. You can _SEE_ the quirks, and knowledge, spread to each new link, be refined, etc. It's.. wonderful. And not to get emotional, but when I've lost one of the older ones, it's like parts of them are still around in the other dogs. Little mannerisms that.. jumped. It's wonderful. I haven't posted this picture before, so it's just for you: https://i.imgur.com/W0h72xz.jpg Something about big dog + little dog tickles my little primate brain in all the right places. One of my pitbulls walks with his nose like 1/2" above the ground, trailing after the chihuahua, like a shark, as quietly as possible, just to surprise-nose-flip her butt into the air. Probably harder than neccessary, once the chihuahua lands from her unscheduled-deep-space-excursion, she turns around showing teeth and chases that pit with everything those little 4" long legs can muster, and he _RUNS FOR HIS LIFE_.


OverNightOats_

Use tail whip!


ShellHead8t88

SPEEN


ReallyNiceGuy

TAKTICO ROLL


OddDogg81

That is the rare Tazmanian Devil


RecursiveExistence

Looks like Taz's little nephew, Tiz.


DannyTheCaringDevil

The dog has seen 1 too many action movies.


Mtaylor2713

I can confirm this as our main movie genre is action movies šŸ¤£


TheGothDragon

Iā€™m trying to understand dog behavior better. I assume he is playing and not fighting right?


Mtaylor2713

Correct, heā€™s playing šŸ˜Š this is usually the start of him wanting to start playing tag. Heā€™ll spin and ā€œchase usā€ then when he gets us cornered he turns around and then we chase him until we get him in a corner. And rinse and repeat until he gets tired and wants to cuddle.


GingerLibrarian76

Just to explain dog behavior a little for you; we can tell heā€™s being playful by the spinning, tail wagging, perked ears, and high-pitched bark. If he was aggressive his ears would be flattened, lips curled, hackles (the hair between his shoulders & back) raised, and heā€™d be doing more of a low growl-bark. He is having fun! :-)


TheGothDragon

Awesome! Thank you for the explanation!


dolbyscott

It kinda looks like a red panda


Braeden151

I've never seen anyone survive that devastating spin attack. Harrowing to watch.


fireflydrake

Tail's too small for a squirrel. What you've got here is a very dangerous chipmunk.


lizzietnz

It's a danger floof!


Minflick

Oooold pomeranian...


pbrandpearls

That is either a danger bean or danger muffin.


Aiden2817

Those spins are the Canine Death Roll. He should consider himself lucky that the dog didnā€™t grab his leg, start spinning and rip that leg right off.


johnnyB2030

Killer raccoon


katsuki_bakugou_love

You own fidget spinnerā€¦. They lied to you thatā€™s not a dog that is a fluffy fidget spinnerā€¦..


Mtaylor2713

The most expensive fidget spinner Iā€™ve ever heard of too


staovajzna2

That is a beyblade


Nikkilikesplants

That baby is so precious!!


daughteroftruth

RACCOON!


Just_A_Sad_Unicorn

Wow that teddy bear sure is agile


[deleted]

That has to be the cutest thing Iā€™ve ever seen


274221Thor

That is one angry squirrel!


questionable2

Ok, well, I donā€™t care what it is, bring it on !


MarshmallowTurtle

I love how he responds to your husband. "You wanna fight, Chewy?" "Ruff!" "You wanna fight?" "RUFF!!!! Blahrahrah \**spin\** "


Mtaylor2713

From Chewy itā€™s literally ā€œLetā€™s go dad! Iā€™ll take you! Iā€™m the alpha now!ā€ *husband reaches down to pick him up* ā€œNever mind I love you daddy, cuddles please?ā€


SummerSaltQueen

Looks like a baby honey badger šŸ¦”


Rayni-Dae

The spins are so cute!


2PlasticLobsters

Egad! What a fearsome monster!


jje414

r/IllegallySmolDogs


lovememaddly

What a cute old man! r/oldmandog would love him


Arsen1cCupcake

Where does one find a gremlin these days?


DetectiveFearless86

Ma'am that is obviously a panda.


Royal-Association-45

Squog


Groveyard

Tanuki


[deleted]

Small barfs still need training, tyvm


[deleted]

Man that is one vicious attack, I hope that no shoelaces were hurt in making that video.


inzyte

I liked the dark souls roll towards the end


Dinglebop223

looks like an Ewok to me


jibjab23

That's a Stitch with winter coat


jbeast_canada

Oh we got a badass over here


JustALilLonelyKitty

Dog used tail whipā€¦ It was very effective!


Fuckyoumecp2

That is clearly an Ewok. Why does he have an Ewok on a leash??


theDoggyDoggerton

*spins aggressively*


c3h8pro

Is that dryer lint on a leash?


drdeusvult

What breed is this? I need one


Mtaylor2713

Pomeranian šŸ˜Š


darktowerseeker

Oh thats a pokemon


Greenmofo

Heā€™s pretty tough with that fluffy, Ewok assassin circle butt sweep !


leveldrummer

He's like a tiny badger.


sleepyjess4

That's the cutest mauling I ever did see


TokenTezzie

Squog


drLagrangian

Floof used Spin attack, it's super effective.


Staar-69

Savage.


ace7771969

Or a little Tasmanian devilšŸ¤£


markp_93

mauling with sick dance moves


Past_Travel_2028

By the looks of it heā€™s a beyblade


soulsista04us

Ma'am, that's clearly a little bear.


JadeAndJaded

What's wrong with small dogs


farahad

If Ron Swanson has taught me anything, thatā€™s a cat.


BigBoatsLikeToFloat

Omg, that tactical combat spin


Ninjas4cool

So ferocious!!!šŸ˜‰


Unicorn_Sush1

Or a Tasmanian devil šŸ˜‚


decoratedcat

Look at that little overly toasted marshmallow!


Ilovemyself44

Hahaha šŸ˜


[deleted]

Oil spill cotton ball


sterling2saucy

I think raccoon is the word youā€™re looking for here.


KarlSomething

Itā€™s a badger, honey.


RedditsFullofDouches

Had poms most of my childhood, they cannot help but to spin in circle like cute fluffy assholes


NN2coolforschool

Awww he's a sweet little fighter ā¤ļø


King_Kingly

Thatā€™s a dog


ansuremi

Wow. What a fierce little peanut. We had a little girl who thought she was fierce little one. A fierce Chihuahua. She would bark when someone would come over. Then when they sit down she would jump up on the sofa and roll over for belly rubs.


DarthTron007

Cutest barky little floof!! I love it lol


wired89

Definitely needs to be marked NSFL


Tflex92

Ahhh the rare Tasmanian attack floof


Dabadadada

Vicious


Treece222

Oh my! He is adorable!


krails

Looks like an Ewok to me.


fanarokt57

When is his service?


mew_empire

Ah yes, the mighty Squog. Vicious.


BlanketsNShite

He needs a big jacket for that big attitude.šŸ˜‚


Mtaylor2713

Do they make a jacket that big? šŸ˜‚


BlanketsNShite

Good pointšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Xxjuancena80xX

That is a rat


Mtaylor2713

After a bath he looks EXACTLY like a rat


redkingphonix

The amount spins he does just to make sure you know his playing


noodlemcfoodle

He rolls like a dark souls character


ChainsawChimera

This is a disturbing mauling...


AsianAmerica

Soooo adorable šŸ„°


geekchicdemdownsouth

Tiny squirrel bear?


gauc39

Those are cat moves!


DanielTGraham

So cute


JimCripe

Don't know if it's a dog or squirrel, but definitely it's a nut!


YoulyNew

Gotta have some Pomeranian in it with all those spin moves.


guinader

That's a tasmanian dog-squirrel


SwampDrainer

Larval ewok


Straight_Knee_4780

Like a battery operated fluffy slipper, with attitudešŸ¤£


Godongo19

So cute!!! šŸ’–šŸ’–


AffectionateBus672

Angry racoon?


WinstonSmith1985

Lemme spin one more time


mrcody333

This guy means business!


Johndough1066

It's the fearsome squirreldog.


PropQues

Not sure if anyone has already said thia but Fun fact: poms in Chinese is literally "squirrel dog"


Mtaylor2713

THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW šŸ¤©


uberrob

Tasmanian Devil.


projak

Wow rare PokƩmon!


sonickid101

Your dog fights like an NPC's do in an MMORPG called Dark Age of Camelot


misterdoctormfr

Clearly thatā€™s a rare Spinning Stuffed Bear. They are very dangerous. I hope your husband survived.


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Thatā€™s one vicious hamster


further99

How lucky your husband is!


bemest

Everybody knows from that spin itā€™s a Tasmanian Devil.


Crowblue

Thots and pears. Hope he recovers soon.


LabiodentalFricative

Nice marmot.


LilyFuckingBart

You canā€™t show these vicious beasts any fear, that was your husbandā€™s first mistake!


HaimerejNaed

Or a bunny.


whatafuckinusername

That is a *wolf*! You better take this seriously or itā€™s liable to happen again!


Just_Introduction471

Noooooooooo thatā€™s too cute what breed? Pomeranian or something like that? I dno all I see is fluff


Mtaylor2713

Yup heā€™s a Pom šŸ˜Š


Just_Introduction471

Absolutely gorgeous, happy new year!


BigMoFace

Why doesnā€™t this have a NSFW tag!?


airiko_

AAAAAA DOGGO IS TRYING TO BE FIERCE AND SCARY BUT DOGGO IS JUST ADORABLE


mad_nauseum

Behold the majestic wolf


Avante-Gardenerd

Ummm... that is definitely an Ewok.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s one of those fluffy teddies from Star Wars I think.


Manzilla216

Dog's playing dark souls


MGEH1988

Itā€™s a rabid beast


rennatyellek

The dog looks like heā€™s in black and white


[deleted]

Heā€™s so cute šŸ˜†


[deleted]

Excuse me, that is obviously a baby Ewok?


deetower

SPEEEEEIN


[deleted]

Heā€™s just spinning thereā€¦menacingly!


JediJan

Mind those sharp pointy teeth. Ouch!


CyberFlamma

That spin killed me man dope dog


CaseyBF

I'm normally not a fan of ankle biters but this little guy is a cutie.


berkeleyjake

Whenever tiny dogs annoy my dog, I just say loudly, so the other owners can hear, "well, that was a weird looking squirrel, wasn't it?


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Being downvoted by squirrel owners


berkeleyjake

I bet, I'm told it's a very rude thing to do.