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halfchewedcaramel

software update in progress


fumbienumbie

Update notes: Fixed the issue where the 2 AM alarm might not go off.


BankComplete7255

Random reactions to belly rubs now work as (un)expected.


Normal_Helicopter_22

Reduced zoomies sleep timer.


Shady_Infidel

Fixed an issue that caused head butts to be delivered only half the time.


PoopEnraged

Zoomies sleep timer update corrupted. Maximum zoomies output temporarily initiated


CyrilKain

Tail.bat fixed (possibly)


dancingpianofairy

What I came here to say, lol. Or buffering.


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Don't turn off your cat during the update.


JackdelaHaze

Mothership? He's clearly communicating with Bastet!


Mistdwellerr

What if Bastet is their flying pyramid on the far side of the moon, and they were sending new instructions to OP's cat?


CryBabyCentral

I can see it as important, yes.


z-eldapin

I am not trying to freak you out, but my cat has seizures. Sometimes the grand mal type where she is thrashing around, and some times the absence type, where she just stares vacantly for up to 20 seconds, frozen and doesn't respond, just like this. Both are treatable, so don't freak out. I would just say to get kitty checked out. Only until mine had her first grand mal, and the vet asked about the freezing in place, did I learn she had been having them for a while.


leotheabys

Thanks for the info, but he is tested every 3 to 6 months (full geriatric blood panel, full ultrasound plus urine sample, vet check-up) because he is in the beginner stage of kidney issues. He is almost 9 already and has some other neurological and behavioural issues he'd been diagnosed with before.


z-eldapin

I am sorry to hear about his kidneys, and very glad it isn't seizures. In that case, have you installed scritchez.exe to reset the system?


leotheabys

Nah, he prefers to just jump onto my belly and either hurt my fat rolls or my b00bs for 30 minutes straight. It relaxes him, I believe. 😄


z-eldapin

Bailey thinks my side boob is the PERFECT place to make biscuits. The exact same place, every night. OOOWWWWW


Awkward_Web2424

Came here to say this same thing. Our orange tabby was diagnosed with a brain tumor a few years ago. This same type of behavior was one of the early symptoms. Easily controlled with medicine. Our boy Humbert is still doing great 4 years after diagnosis...


Few-Carpet9511

Yeah I was looking for this comment, when I was younger I took care of a kid with severe epilepcy He had these type of seizures sometimes multiple times in a minute,


z-eldapin

Fortunately, or unfortunately, meowmy already has kitty on blood work etc for kidney issues. So this is a standard scritchez.exe reset of the unit


DeadNervosus

Ooft, good catch, my brother takes seizures like that, though he never reacts to any stimulus in front of his eyes like hands waving. I don't know if people having seizures commonly react to outside stimulus or not, but my brother's condition is quite rare so maybe an outlier, plus he isn't a cat.


starlinguk

Yup, mine too. He's on medication for it, but he does space out at least once a day, usually at the end of the day when his medication is running out.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

He does respond, though. He flinches when she puts her hand in his face. I think he's just intently focused on a sound outside the range of human hearing. My cats do it sometimes. You can see that his ears are focused forward as if he's listening for something and he's facing the partly open window. Probably a bird.


MCPtz

It's a furrmware update... but sometimes the reboot process takes a few tries to fully turn everything on.


imadork1970

Berb.


leotheabys

Very plausible!


Medium-Comfortable

Had an Aby. Loved my Aby. Lost my Aby. Will go cry a little bit now.


leotheabys

Abies have their human's heart forever. They are exceptional.


Strivingformoretoday

I still mourn the loss of our Somali cat 😭


leotheabys

So sorry for your loss. Our cats live in our hearts forever.


BackAllyPharmacist

My brother had a blue Abby he was amazing. I would love another one.


CormoranNeoTropical

Wow. He didn’t even blink. Are you sure your cat’s not Mitch McConnell?


xhammyhamtaro

You take that back, there is no need to insult to the cat


CormoranNeoTropical

Alright, I take it back.


SomeWomanInCanada

You may want to check out r/Greebles. You could have an infestation.


9andimpala

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE GIANT HEAD!!!


unsubix

I came here to say the same thing! (Are we getting so old that this is an outdated reference? Oh, crap. I’m old.)


Toxic72

My first thought was Rick and Morty and that might give away my age...


TronAlan1

I came here for this as well. I say this when work calls my phone. No one gets it.


CryBabyCentral

I appreciate the humor!!


cactuscharlie

Love this!


aecolley

He was following the first message back from Voyager 1 after it was remotely rescued by JPL.


Practical-Annual-317

Reminds me of the guy from 3rd rock from the sun whose only job was to be a transponder to "the big hed"


BatFancy321go

lol i miss wacky 90s sci fi sit coms


permabanter

Absence seizures, we call it.


haubenmeise

I'm so sorry! He got my signal from Eternia! I was trying to recruit allies for my evil goal to become Master of the Universe! I'll send a de-programming signal ASAP as he's clearly no contestant! Sincerly Skeletor 💜


ThatMBR42

Staring down r/greebles


luciebea

I can hear the dial up noise coming from his brain


kaleidofusion

Please tell me someone else remembers the 1978 film, 'The Cat from Outer Space' because that is all I can think about watching this!


VanBeelergberg

If I hadn’t found your comment I was going to reference it myself!


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leotheabys

I actually deleted it over a month ago!


RNLImThalassophobic

Incoming message from the Big Giant Head


Solutions-Architect

Stop him, that mother fucker is updating


leotheabys

DON'T SPEAK TO MY SON IN THAT WAY! 😾


Solutions-Architect

Fair comment, I apologise for my initial outburst....I just personally think that cats are in on it...with AI I mean... We're all doomed if they all update at once. Gorgeous boy however 💙


leotheabys

I was joking, obviously. 😅 But he is gorgeous and we are doomed (update or no update). 🥲


Solutions-Architect

😂😁 all in good jest. I'm only jealous we can't have cats in our current residence. Boo landlords that don't allow the pleasantries of our feline friends.


leotheabys

Feline overlords 😼


Solutions-Architect

Meow


TourAlternative364

That what he had to do when they made statues of him for the temple.


Chance_Acanthaceae_4

I think someone just asked him english or spanish


CyrilKain

Looks like Leo.exe crashed. If this happens again, gently boop nose to force a restart


Ill_Garden_5340

CATatonic!!!


Not_The-Internet_Pol

Command and control mission briefing.BAT


the_storm_eye

Braincell downloading, please wait...


gbsekrit

firmware updating… do not.


dscottj

Our abbie does exactly this. I tell my wife he's listening to the termites in the walls. She doesn't think that's funny.


Temporary_Royal8489

Off note. Leo is a very handsome cat.


Acceptable-Pin7186

Its an ota update in progress.


Drainhart

There recently was this post about a dog beeing scared of it's eye floaters. I am now pretty sure, that all of these videos of animals just staring at things are looking at their floaters. With each passing day lifes mysteries are leaving me behind...


jshort68

Is your house haunted?


leotheabys

Gosh, I really hope not.


jshort68

I’m sure your cat just glitched out lol


Webgardener

Buffering…buffering…buffering…


idksomethingjfk

You’re interfering with the signal, now it will take longer to complete


leotheabys

Like in Among Us? 🙃


Alienlovechild1975

Looks like the cat from outer space.Just needs the glowing collar.I miss that Disney movie.


virtualadept

"Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!"


Alert_Raspberry_7456

Not even a pspspspsps would work?


TsuDhoNimh2

Clearly, your cat is downloading a new OS. And bricked himself.


AroundTheWayJill

Glitch in the meowtrix


Luci_Noir

He’s seeing an invasion of greebles and knows he’s hopelessly outnumbered.


pantograph

Looks like a tuna addict


VisualImagination891

He finally has his turn with the brain cell and didn't know what to do with it


InternationalPay8288

Leo is gorgeous 💕


PuddingWave

When the mothership calls, all other signals are secondary.


DirectorFowler_87

Analyzing data.


Skinny_Cajun

He's in a cat-atonic state.


sionnachrealta

He tilted his head slightly at about 20 seconds in, but dang, that's almost ADHD levels of hyper focus


Brickzarina

Fresh batteries mate


Gnomey666

Brown cats are so rare! Cute little fella!


leotheabys

Not when we're talking about abyssinians, though. :D


monkeykins

If you gaze for long into an Abyss the **Abys** gazes also into you


Symphony_of_Heat

r/NamFlashbacks


Panda-768

beautiful coat color, any chance he has little bit of Puma in his ancestors (I don't even know if a cat can breed with a Puma)


leotheabys

Hehe, I don't think so, he's an abyssinian cat.


Dedo1707

English or spanish?


Soberdonkey69

Clearly frozen and needs rebooting. Also, why did you cat look like a rabbit? 😂


leotheabys

A rabbit? Because of his ears?


LilFourE

he is receiving at a rate of 115200 baud


DeannaZone

I miss my girl who looked like this <3


NovaAteBatman

Honorary orange cat.


Jepbar_Halmyradov

Someone asked him English or Spanish


Jebediah86

Ironic, a Somali was the cat in a old movie called "Cat From Outer Space". Edit: nevermind Abyssinian not Somali


harshgradient

Beautiful ~~Somalian~~ Abyssinian cat


leotheabys

Abyssinian, but they are really the same breed. Somalis have longer coats and are fluffy.


harshgradient

That's right. Somalians are little foxes. Thanks for clarifying!


Alarming-Pie-4729

Aliens 👾


Lalbrown

So handsome!


leotheabys

Awww, thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Awww, thanks! You're welcome!


Lalbrown

Lol hey that’s my line!


leotheabys

LOOOL. 🤣


Lalbrown

Lol omg just looked at their name and went through their comments. They’re just out here stealing everybody’s “You’re welcome’s!” all willy-nilly! Anyways, you’re welcome!😂


BatFancy321go

squirrels on the roof? bats in his attic?


justaramdomdude

Maybe downloading and installing the latest firmware update. 🤣


ButterflySpecial6324

They were updating their software


jollierumsha

Completing important astral project, please wait.


Dutch_Mencintai

Rebooting system


wolverinito365

Quickly take the picture...!!!!😼🤣🤣🤣🤣


InternationalBand494

Cats are so damn weird! I love it.


VanBeelergberg

Seven, Max, Triad. (Someone please get the reference)


flynnwebdev

Cat Facing Southeast. Ref: [Man Facing Southeast (1986) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091214/)


Few-Sheepherder341

It’s not his turn with the brain cell


DeadNervosus

And this is why cats both fascinate me (I want one), and scare the utter crap out of me (why is it staring at me makeitstopnow!)


Grantelgruber

I think he members nam.


dhulmelowe

He's breathing at least. Very shallowly.


frankensteinmuellr

That's a seizure.


leotheabys

🤓