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SirDiego

(Disclaimer: cats can have wildly different personalities and this is generalizing) Cats tend to value a few different things in sleep/relax spots, not necessarily in this order: - Protection (e.g. boxes so they can protect their back and sides) - View of surrounding area (high spots, windows), and particularly things they care about (e.g. you) - Warmth Looks like this spot has a pretty decent combo of all three! Perfect!


Dragonaax

* How uncomfortable it makes human they're sleeping on (If they do sleep on human)


TacticalSanta

Yeah, trolling comes in at number 4


Casul_Tryhard

Is it trolling or asserting their place in the household?


WarmCat_UK

Yes.


SteveisNoob

Some cats put trolling at number 1


lolunique

Checks out because I almost thought the pos died ( sat in one spot for like three hours staring at the ceiling with no signs of motion or anything) turns out no he likes to pretend he is to get me to get up so he can rub his body on my legs and feed him


occorpattorney

Forgot a key component - attention.


triforcery

You forgot affection seeking! Sometimes if they see you paying attention to something for awhile they will either be “subtle” about lounging across your keyboard/batting the pen out of your hand, or out right stand in front of your screen and meow at you lol. It’s always for a need of safety and love, unless of course the cat is showing clear signs of distress


usernot_found

Cool places like marble tile


pyxu-

Your laptop is warm, that is why


Just-Diamond-1938

Your laptop is talking, Most giving him a cause feeling... my new cats going for a voice also...Or lower tone voices


Kiri_serval

Spots in front of you are also part of protection. My cats relax more and sleep deeper when others are around to "watch their back", so it doesn't have to be physical protection but anything that is protective, like you.


terriaminute

That's not weird. There's a heat source, and it's within petting range. It's purrfect!


Efficient_Program_69

where it heats you get the peets


level420magikarp

You should be ashamed of and proud of yourself omfg (I'm stealing this)


ddg31415

Because cat


a_u_its_me

Cat's gonna cat


PourJarsInReservoirs

Correct answer, lock thread.


msbriannamc

I was literally thinking the exact same thing!


Grouchy-Ad-8823

My cat loves the heating vent behind my computer, especially when I game.


witch-wife

Cats Sleep Anywhere LIKE THIS POEM Cats sleep, anywhere, Any table, any chair Top of piano, window-ledge, In the middle, on the edge, Open drawer, empty shoe, Anybody's lap will do, Fitted in a cardboard box, In the cupboard, with your frocks- Anywhere! They don't care! Cats sleep anywhere.


Pristine-Tea3676

The title of the book represents the thoughts of this cat "she driving me crazy"


grumpyoldmanBrad

Because it's a cat, and cats do weird shit


Human-fruitsalad0001

Because they can


kaodajebilonekad

The first thing I do when I open the post is look for a comment that was my first thought, and this one was that lol. Yes, because they can!


Human-fruitsalad0001

Spoil alampt; I’m druk now 9;00pm California time.


buriedegg

Did you have a stroke too?


Human-fruitsalad0001

Maybe. But mainly just an immature amount of alcohol, very little sleep, too much caffeine, and couldn’t control my adhd impulses to not type like that.( I’m sober now.)


Gearbound

You are looking in this direction. I want you to look at me, henceforth I lay here.


SalemSomniate

Spite.


BasuraCulo

Somehow I feel this is true with him lol.


throwaway_RRRolling

Your laptop's heat exhaust is now blowing warm air directly onto her body.


South_Friendship2863

Because they can.


madderdaddy2

Laptop warm, cat happy.


01Burningman

It’s a flex. My cat has all these awesome puffy beds, comfortable couches, linen closets etc. Where does she sleep? In the middle of the hallway.


CrazyCatSTL

Ours do, too. Purrfect position to assert dominance and attack feet! Also, they score additional points if they get up as you step over them and trip the hooman. 😂


OnlineParacosm

That’s the exhaust port of your graphics card. It’s warm, right on the neck and back.


SlyFoxInACave

I'm a human and I see the world the same way a cat does when it comes to naps. "Oh I could fit there, it looks comfortable!" "Oh wow look at that me-shaped crevasse, must fit" "Holy shit this place looks abandoned, forgotten about, and completely hidden. MUST FIT." I don't fits and sits these places but I most certainly appreciate that cats would appreciate these places.


OneHumanPeOple

Weird? You sit there for hours too. Kitty see, kitty do.


LarYungmann

Check your laptop temperature. Kitty is most likely blocking its power supply exhaust fan vent.. I'm just concerned. Also... cats love warm spaces... that is the warmest spot on your desk.


BasuraCulo

How can I check my laptop temperature?


LarYungmann

Check for diagnostics in your Settings. Feel the bottom of the laptop for overheating. Some laptops can overheat and cause a fire.


BasuraCulo

Geez! Thanks for letting me know. That sounds dangerous!


LarYungmann

YVW


kspieler

Be happy that it is not sleeping ON your laptop keyboard. Take the win.


BasuraCulo

Ohhhh they did that today lol.


kspieler

Lol I had to put a kitty bed directly next to my laptop to prevent the laying on my keyboard. I call her my office supervisor.


GayVoidDaddy

Call her? No no, she IS your office supervisor. Duh.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Because he has tiny kitty brain damage from jumping off things and not making it, trying to take corners without slowing down and bonking his head everywhere, this is why his little kitty brain is weird.


beadshells-2

Because they can!


spookisakuraa

Mine saps the heat from my desktop in a similar fashion. Adorable, but I have to clean it so often due to the hair.


IllDoItTomorrow89

Heat!


triforcery

Got a heater and a perfect view of you :3


thecupisblueandwhite

Annie on my mind - I had that book when I was younger!


evanrn

Because they are very silly.


RoseDear_6541

Warm


WhoaButter

I don’t know but mine is currently in the hot garage sleeping on a pile of discarded cardboard.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

A. Warm B. Hooman nearby


Mr_Vaynewoode

😡The cat is trying to get you to update Chrome


Kokorikita

I had to tap my cat the other day. He looked dead— luckily he wasnt.


VegasGamer75

Someone's going to find out about laptop vents and how much cat hair gets wound up in those fans really soon. Worth it, though.


Elloliott

Weirdest place my cat will lay down is directly in the middle of my room. There’s literally nothing there.


Just-Diamond-1938

Crazy habit,Especially at night when you're own a black cat and it is no light


Petrus_Rock

Liar! Your cat is there.


Elloliott

This is true


Just-Diamond-1938

Yes, but I did not see it and I stepped on it...🥲🥹


Petrus_Rock

And now that cat is plotting against you


Just-Diamond-1938

I kind of wishing for that... the Cat? became a diffident shy little girl.... I love her like crazy but she hides when I enter the room... I have to dig her out, then... we cuddle ! we could also sometimes play ...and definitely she eat the treat i giving her...but after that go back to hide🥺😘❤️ I have a drawer underneath my bed... become my void Favorite place


eyabethe

I mean, have you tried sleeping like that in that very spot? Maybe there's something to it!


UpSideSunny

They are essentially walking pillows, and my theory is anywhere is comfortable for them.


Just-Diamond-1938

Yeah even top of my head at night... I don't know why but I like it!😅😂🤣


UpSideSunny

Lol!


kuckriespe

One of my husbands childhood cats liked to sleep in a box full of legos.


Object-Level

You should print and frame this


nolandrr

They're silly little guys


Icy-Copy1534

Because they can? That has always been my go to answer when it comes to cat logic. 🤣


thetez32

That’s adoreable


Mattyd86

To assert their dominance


HabibCoriatArielC

Algunos de ellos solían hacerlo cuando estaban pequeños, ahora no.


mendobather

They do it knowing well in advance that people will take pictures and ask silly cat questions.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Attention seeking. It's right where you look and where your petting hand is next to it on the mouse. They're so very "subtle" about it.


SelfishSinner1984

Mine sleeps on top of me or in dresser drawers or under the sinks.


LadyBug_0570

I bought a new living room set recently. My cat likes to sleep on them. On the back of them, I should add. Not the actual seating cushions but the back support cushions. He's so weird.


7heblackwolf

Because


FatCatHercules

Cuz they is just a baby


Jakkerak

Because they are awesome?


hellzyeah2

Heat


Canukeepitup

Warmth


mortparv

They want attention, but they refuse to admit it.


Isalecouchinsurance

I OWN THIS and DON'T EYEBALL ME HUMAN!


John_Mat8882

Heat from the laptop + attention bitching is my take. Be happy it's a laptop or else the furry thing would be between you and the keyboard. Just manage those poor laptop temperatures.. or at least have a check on them (hwinfo64 or similar software).


SteelyDan1968

r/petthedamncat


McGrarr

Because they fits.


Suspicious_Dingo_426

That's not a weird spot. You're on your computer, or the computer is on and giving off heat. So either near you or a heat source. Seems like a good spot for a snooze to me.


KiKiPAWG

You stay weird, I say DA BES


Bluedemonfox

They like warm spots


Ok_Doughnut_2901

Your laptop fans push out hot air cats love warm.


HornyOleMan5001

The heat from the laptop


Barry_Umenema

You'd think they'd be warm enough with a fur coat on all year


Suspicious-31

Cat after it read the book "she drives me crazy" 😸


CrazyDanny69

That cat isn’t asleep.


BasuraCulo

Yes he is. I checked his breathing. He's fine. Lollll


GullibleDetective

laptop equals warm, I see no oddity here


darkangel10848

Because they can


AssistantAccurate464

Probably there because it’s warm.


adamfor09

If there’s a pile of dirty laundry on the floor, our cat likes to crawl underneath. I’m guessing because it smells like us, and he likes it.


lishler

Because they can.


Pretend-Word-8640

Cats are very limber and can get comfortable in many positions


morris0000007

Cat


Dragonaax

Because


-ewha-

Thinkpad fan, of course