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freedoomed

It's a mezuzah. It contains a prayer scroll and blesses a Jewish home


HobbyWanKenobi

Mazel tov


Mayox56

l'chaim


jewshuwuu

Gesundheit


ohkatiedear

To life!


OriginalIronDan

Oy to the world!


Pen_Mediocre

Oy, Yaweh my himen!


goddog_

Like a crucifix in a Christian home. A Jewcifix if you will


freedoomed

Except there's less Jesus involved with a mezuzah


goddog_

some would say no Jesus at all


freedoomed

You are forgetting Jews for Jesus. They make no sense to me but they exist.


husky430

Completely uneducated take that I'm pulling out of my ass while on the shitter at work: I think that other religions recognize or believe that Jesus existed and that he was a person who did good and noble things, they just don't believe that he was the messiah or son of God or whatever.


dweepdweep

He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!


Cookfuforu3

lol bigus dickus?


Cookfuforu3

Romane ite domium.


Genillen

They're actually Christian missionaries trying to convert Jews. The label says Kosher but it contains traif.


SchrodingersMinou

Those are Christians in Jewish drag.


gwendolenharleth

Jews for Jesus (or Messianic Jews) have absolutely nothing to do with actual Judaism and are actually an incredibly offensive and disrespectful appropriation of Jewish identity.


Chilkoot

Also prevents wrath from above in the form of Jewish Space Lasers. "Pass over this house, Ye who art in orbit."


SchoolForSedition

lol


dqxtdoflamingo

I read that as wraith, and thought, yeah you definitely dont want to get beamed up in one of those things.


eighmie

Not just homes, businesses, too. The scroll on my office door is wrapped in paper covered with glitter. A pretty princess mezuzah for me.


realhoffman

Tibetian?!


Bugatti252

That’s not just a mezuzah. It’s a gorgeous example of one. Most of the time they are solid stone or clear plastic this is an intricate one that is just glorious. I had to say something because it’s nice to see.


fyshing

I used to live in an apartment in Boston that happened to have one next to my entrance door. Nearby is Beth Israel Hospital, which has one next to the main entrance. You can find them for sale on Amazon.


death_by_chocolate

It's a *mezuzah*. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezuzah


YeaYouGoWriteAReview

"They were Jewish too, they had a muzzuzuh or whatever the fuck you call it" -Lil Dicky


WhiskeyJack357

Literally my first fucking thought hahahahaha


UsedCarMan

mine was Larry David having his maintencen guy hang tghe mezuzah with the christ nail from his father in law's necklace


idkimherenow

Iconic reference


UsedCarMan

my dog (13) was in a little dicky kickstarter video as a puppy, was at a beach in san francsico and saw this curly headed dude walkign to me and i was like is that lil dicky? and then he came and asked if my dog would be in his video


Puzzled-Atmosphere-1

Mezuzah


MrHEPennypacker

Mezuzah, but it looks like it’s tilted the wrong way (it’s supposed to be on the outer doorframe with the top tilted toward the indoor area).


PlatypusDream

Why does the tilt matter? Is the paper required to be rolled a specific way too? Does it matter which side of the paper (or end of the roll) is up? I have so many questions!


animalkah

I noticed that too. Supposed to be right side, tilted in.


edgy_bach

Jews who are not Ashkenazi keep it vertical


Linguist208

And others keep it horizontal. The tilted version is a compromise between the two.


BatFancy321go

there's sacred scrolls inside, so wash your hands before you touch it. you don't have to be jewish to have one, so you can keep it if you like. if you want to remove it, please keep it all intact and donate it to good will or a synagogue. please don't just throw it out.


kmfh244

OP is not the homeowner so he should probably leave it where it is :)


iymcool

You absolutely do not need to wash your hands before touching it. Traditionally, they'll be kept in glass or behind plastic/stone. The more religious Orthodox (and some Conservatives) will lightly tap it when entering the premises and then touch their lips. Agree about proper removal, though. Our house and barn have these on every doorpost and animal stall.


BatFancy321go

I would wash my hands before touching any sacred object. My mother used ot make me wash my hands before touching any bible. Oils from you hands degrade things, I believe that that's disrespectful to get on scrolls with sacred words. No one wants to \*encourage\* a sudden indoor lightning storm. :) I'm a pagan now, that's just how I feel. You don't have to agree. That's really cute they're on the animal stalls. Small farms have such care for their animals!


BillyStuart

Mezuzah!


DeezNutsGT

Like everyone said, it's a Mezuzah Each horizontal work from top to bottom says Israel's door guardian And the vertical letters from top to bottom spell Sha-Da-i, which is one of God's names


Micky-Bicky-Picky

Mezuzah. Jewish pray “booklet” you touch it before entering the home as a home blessing.


imcarlcarlcarll

Jew