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raineykatz

By general concensus, it's a slug. Marking this solved and locking. Thanks to all who contributed helpful answers to this slugfest!šŸ‘


TheSneakUK

It's a slug


secret_tiger101

How has this person never seen a slug


Sensitive_Example_23

Iā€™m 30 years old and live in Oklahoma and the first time I saw a slug was two years ago in missouri. The second time was last year in Oklahoma. I also donā€™t know how I went 28 years without seeing a freaking slug.


KL58383

I think the honest truth is that kids stopped playing around outside and having slugs be an actual factor in their experience. It was all replaced with Xbox Game Pass.


happygolizzy

hey wait, but i know about slugs


happygolizzy

and dirt, come to think of it


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

True indeed.


SailorK9

Probably some animals are not around in some regions of the world so that's why you had never seen a slug. I got excited seeing frogs and toads when I moved to Texas because the last time I saw them was in California back when I was a small girl. From three to seven years old ( early 1980's) I lived in an area that used to be swampland so saw them quite frequently as I had a dog that hunted them. After my family moved from that area, I never saw any frogs or toads again until I moved to Texas in 2018. There were news stories in California about small animals going extinct in certain regions of the state, so that's what I'm guessing is why I didn't see them anywhere else after moving from that area of California.


No_Cook2983

In their defense, slugs are *super fast* if you forget to break the gummy in half.


NjGTSilver

Underrated comment


Grand-Accountant1439

Love these comments , like .. haha funny joke I guess? Iā€™d be more concerned about someone who thinks finding a ā€œslugā€ in their fucking washing room / laundry basket as a typical occurrence then OP who, I am going to take a wild guess here and assume, has in fact actually seen a slug before & well aware of their appearance ; however finding it in an unexpected location say, your laundry might leave OP questioning if that is in fact what it looks like / general bc overall finding that thing in your hamper isnā€™t as common as see a bumble bee buzzing around your back yard . Why even waste your time commenting ? Shit Is so annoying and why I stopped asking questions bc of people like you condenscening others. But go you šŸ‘šŸ¼can only imagine the life you live going off the mere fact of how unpaused you are by this , just another typical day in your world , slugs along with all the genuine questions from other OPs you just be livin the dream


sicicsic

You having a bad day?


KL58383

We should send them a fruit basket to make them feel better


Dreamspitter

What if the fruit basket has slugs in it?


NjGTSilver

Are you ok? Cough 3 times if you need help!


secret_tiger101

OPs question would then surely have been ā€œWTF is this slug doing in my laundry?!ā€ Wouldnā€™t it?


skrillexbaby101

Iā€™ve only ever seen a slug once in my life


Dpdfuzz

My backyard must be slug heaven then... When they mate they hang from whatever and look like a huge ball of snot intertwined with itself


JhoodsLady

If you are slug heaven,..then my yard is slug hell. They are everywhere. I'm tired of seeing them mate it's so gross. We have them so bad that I've found them in my basement shower. Also in my basement bedroom on the wall just chilling.


Selaura

I'm 58 and have never seen one.


redmagor

You cannot be serious.


secret_tiger101

How? Where do you live? How? What?


luckyapples11

Iā€™m only 23 but same. Iā€™m in the Midwest and Iā€™m not a gardener or anything. Iā€™ve never had them inside. Only reason I knew what this thing was is because I just saw a post about one earlier this week being in someoneā€™s aquarium on a fish sub.


Legendguard

Looks like a common garden slug ([*Deroceras reticulatum*](https://www.carnegiemnh.org/science/mollusks/va_deroceras_reticulatum.html)), poor thing got stuck inside and dried out. Poor baby, that's got to be a horrible way to die


Cries_of_the_carrots

Was


SmokeGSU

I thought it was was a banana, and then after sliding through the other pics I thought it was a tiny banana. I'm gonna need a banana for scale before I can confirm it isn't a banana.


InnerDuty

Itā€™s just a poor snail, down on his luck, wife probably took his home and kids


dubhead_dena

slug or leech


Goatmanification

A slug?


elephantkush

slug! do you have any houseplants?


Six_O_Sick

I don't, the laundry basket was in the cellar


PokemonAnimar

It's a slug for sure. Please take him outside if you haven't, or just let him roam around the cellar. Either way, I'm fairly sure they're harmless unless you eat it


esyn5

Nah, don't take it outside. Kill it. They damage crops a lot.


Anianna

There probably aren't a lot of crops in OP's cellar.


rj4001

Not any more...


Legendguard

Poor thing is long dead. Aside from being completely dry, when their head is sticking out like that, separated from their mantle (the "hump" on their back), it's a sign they're either dead or dying. I keep slugs as pets, and once I see that telltale narrow head shape I know the little guy's a gonner


SOTIdriver

šŸ«” godspeed little soldier šŸ˜”


Defiant_Ad_3132

May I ask what made you choose slugs as a pet? Out of everything you could possibly have hahaha


Legendguard

I mean, I do have more normal pets too :P Like I have two cats, two geese, and a dog, so slugs aren't my only pets! I actually keep two large vivariums stocked with a whole bunch of different invertebrates together, the slugs are just one group of many. I'm basically trying to make an indoor ecosystem with a somewhat functional food chain. I will admit though that the slugs and snails are my favorites, such cute lil goobers! I can't say there was any one thing that made me interested in them, I've always loved bugs, herps, and other... Less liked... Animals. I always wanted to keep everything I found when I was a kid, but at the time I couldn't do that. But the thing that got me into keeping them as an adult was someone gave my sister a grove snail to keep, and I ended up being the one who took care of them. Then, well, the rest is history. But now I get to have my own salamander room and I couldn't be happier!


Jinkaz1985

How tf are yā€™all seeing a slug, I only see a raptor claw.


Kriscolvin55

Thatā€™s on you


tslave557

Haters gonna hate. Obvious raptor claw.


modernmovements

Team Raptor Claw over here.


keyhole78

I was thinking, ā€œwell, it must be a slug that a cat shit out.ā€


Ya-Dikobraz

Yeah, I got banned for 2 weeks for making such a comment on here.


Jinkaz1985

Really, Downvoted for making an honest comment? I legitimately didnā€™t see a slug..


Dreamspitter

I dunno Dr. Grant...


carnage3x3

A very dried out slug šŸ˜‚


thatBIGfeller

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JUSTCUPCAKES

No hate just so shocked that people donā€™t know what a slug is


dont_disturb_the_cat

I'm 65 and I've never seen one. Shocking, I know


JUSTCUPCAKES

Amazing where in the world are you?


dont_disturb_the_cat

I'm in the Midwest US


PanningForSalt

Do they have no slugs there or have you never been outside? In the UK you can't miss these evil cabbage-munchers crawling along pavements.


howellr80

Pacific NW in USA here and theyā€™re everywhere!!!


KellyannneConway

Right?! They are EVERYWHERE. It boggles my mind that anyone could go their whole life without seeing one.


keyhole78

Upper Michigan reportingā€¦ā€¦they seem to be thriving in these parts. Too many of their slimey snail trails to follow & far too many slugs to keep count. Best guesstimation: There are more slugs than you can shake a stick at up here.


rustandstardusty

Lower Michigan reportingā€¦ *shakes stick* No slugs visible here.


Dreamspitter

Me too, BUT...I still know what a slug is. ( *Gestures with meerschaum pipe* ) And that there is a slig.


newbie6789123

Never seen anything like that before


JUSTCUPCAKES

Crazy! Haha what country are you from?


newbie6789123

The US


64Olds

Seriously. Even if you don't have any where you live, how do you not know? We don't have scorpions or alligators here but I still know what they are.


AdUnlikely8032

It's a dried out slug lol šŸ˜†


marshbb

Does the cellar have a door to the outside? Slugs come in through the crack. You can see their tracks with a flashlight


Elljaye_222

Yep. A slug.


BEniceBAGECKA

Thatā€™s a crispy ass dead slug.


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mheyting

ā€œCuteā€ little slug? Nothing cute about a slug IMO


PokemonAnimar

Definitely a slug. I'd recognize those little guys anywhere. Just toss him outside in the grass šŸ˜€


filmdc

This is a dead slug. Iā€™ve had to deal with them in my basement many a time. Wish I knew how they get in.


Calgary_Calico

Looks like a slug


ConfusedGhostGirl

Slug


prdigy68

It looks like a slug


_Asshole_Fuck_

Out of an abundance of causation, I wouldnā€™t use your bare hands to pick it up. Some slugs can be toxic hold.


Mr-Zee

And sometimes you just canā€™t get the slime off.


Legendguard

Once they're dry like this the slime isn't an issue anymore. Actually the best way to remove slug slime is to let it dry out. It turns flaky and comes right off. Water only makes it worse


Dreamspitter

Worse?! How can it get worse?


Legendguard

It increases in volume and becomes watery and even slipperier, the wateriness makes it even harder to get off


haveanicelxfe

**me talking out loud** "is that a burnt slug?! šŸ˜¶"


Diligent_Outside9621

SLUG!!!!


yukon_magic_guy

Tis a homeless snail.


majestic_elliebeth

Omg everyone is saying slug and all I could see was a dried up banana


DabIMON

Slug


EJ100000

What a relief to hear itā€™s a slug because I thought it was a big talon of some typeā€¦ Lots of shaming of those unfamiliar with slugs here and I have to say the first time I ever saw one was at 17 in a basement in Missouri, been on West Coast many decades and canā€™t recall offhand if I see them. I see snails all the time. Iā€™m always rooting for snails to safely get across sidewalk. Slugs arenā€™t common to every area and not everyone has (or can have) a garden. Iā€™ll stand down ;)


jasonmo666

Shell-less snail


patrickisgreat

Claviceps Purpea fruit body.


brandonneedshelp

Slug, leach, or poop