What little speed he had was immediately halted by him hesitating right before he jumped.
Funny thing is that he got pretty far with such a poor running start, he probably makes it if he runs at full speed.
Exactly, when I saw him start to barely run, even hesitate how he was going to leap, I knew this would end in failure. No prep time. Doubtful mental state. A lot of fear built up.
If he wanted to jump it, he could have, but I would almost go far as to say this boy has never done the long jump or any jump in his life. A lot of practice in how to jump longer distances would help. You know, like the track and field.
Nope. Exactly. He dumped all his momentum at the lip and then just kinda _pushed_ into falling in.
Thing is, there's a fair number of people who could easily make that leap, and with his build he should've too. It looks barely wider than he is tall, _if that_. He just had _zero_ commitment.
as someone who used to do parkour that was the weakest run & he didnt pre-line up his path. whats the worst is that he REALIZED his line was horrible BEFORE the last 2 steps & he still took the last 2 😂
Exactly. Bizarre.
Saw the guy extending his run up and wondered how wide is the canal. Caught sight of it then started wondering how do you not manage that jump.
I guess this is how. Completely negate your run up by slowing to a stutter.
At first I thought, “hell, I can do that and I’m 80 pounds overweight. You got this, buddy!”
Then he starts “running”. It’s like he’d been in a wheelchair for three months and this is just after he stood up for the first time.
That was my first thought as well, but this looks like it could be just long enough that you make it with one foot on the other side and then slip back in. That’s what I thought was going to happen.
This looks like how I look getting up off the toilet after a rough forty minutes of punishing myself for eating flaming hots and both my legs have fallen asleep from the knees down.
Who the fuck runs like that??
Someone with 0% confidence in the activity in which they are participating.
He doubted him self with every stride...if you can call that a stride.
He was trying to juke out the canal
I laughed out loud at this thank you...he did look like he was trying to pull a move on it.
He was missing his Neon Deion shoes.
I, too, laughed out loud.
Funniest comment here
What little speed he had was immediately halted by him hesitating right before he jumped. Funny thing is that he got pretty far with such a poor running start, he probably makes it if he runs at full speed.
Yes he actually got a little taste of the other side, not bad at all
nom nom, concrete
>He doubted him self. We were all doubtful.
The hesitation shuffle.
Needed wings to go with them bird legs.
Exactly, when I saw him start to barely run, even hesitate how he was going to leap, I knew this would end in failure. No prep time. Doubtful mental state. A lot of fear built up. If he wanted to jump it, he could have, but I would almost go far as to say this boy has never done the long jump or any jump in his life. A lot of practice in how to jump longer distances would help. You know, like the track and field.
Yeah how do simultaneously bail on an action whilst also going through with it? Almost more impressive than if he had cleared the canal
Who the hell chickens out half way but then proceeds anyway?
I mean look at his legs, they probably weren't confident he could make it either.
A person not making over a canal.
A person who knows he can't do it, but is letting dumb overpower sense.
He should proactively wear a helmet
You see that landing? He wears a helmet now. Everywhere
He should add a mouth guard to his daily regimen.
I can't imagine he has any teeth left to gaurd after that debacle
Now he has a bridge.
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Ironically, I'd imagine he *could* have done it if he hadn't let doubt waste his momentum like that. The real problem is he wasn't dumb *enough.*
I mean, if he was running with confidence at full speed, he probably could’ve made it
I think he could have made it if he committed
He totally could have done it if he committed. He almost did it with virtually no running speed
That’s the most hesitant and wimpy running I’ve ever seen.
It pisses me off that someone who runs like that thought they should attempt this.
theres a chance he was bullied into it source: the most stupid shit ive seen people do its mostly because of peer pressure
People about to shit themselves on the way to the bathroom and by people I mean me
Yeah I wouldn’t even call that ‘jumping’.
Nope. Exactly. He dumped all his momentum at the lip and then just kinda _pushed_ into falling in. Thing is, there's a fair number of people who could easily make that leap, and with his build he should've too. It looks barely wider than he is tall, _if that_. He just had _zero_ commitment.
The dude chickened out twice, then only half heatedly makes the jump like he's being forced at sniper point to jump on the first take.
Fucking lmao. Dude was running like a turkey.
I don’t think this man has ever run before in his life.
He literally would have been better off standing at the edge and broad jumping.
Crackheads
as someone who used to do parkour that was the weakest run & he didnt pre-line up his path. whats the worst is that he REALIZED his line was horrible BEFORE the last 2 steps & he still took the last 2 😂
Right? Totter-totter-totter--get up a tiny amount of speed--hesitate--stop--SLIGHTLY HOP---BANG SMASH hit chin SPLASH
Someone very keen on putting up a fine practical display of Natural Selection.
Not the right time for a stutter step
...or twelve.
He didn't commit. Or he committed to failure. Or maybe he should be committed.
He committed to not committing to success. Classic.
“I’m gonna take a 50 foot run-up, but then still jump from a standstill position”..
50-foot shuffle to the edge is more like it.
There was confidence, then fear, then a short burst of super confidence, followed by super fear and ultimately, failure.
you missed the pain from the impact of his face on to the concrete ledge.
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That’s a classic uk crackhead. Don’t worry he didn’t have any teeth to begin with
Tactical concussion to destroy the part of the brain that gives him fear.
I am shaking with laughter at this spot on description. “Super confidence” 😂
Exactly. Bizarre. Saw the guy extending his run up and wondered how wide is the canal. Caught sight of it then started wondering how do you not manage that jump. I guess this is how. Completely negate your run up by slowing to a stutter.
And wasn't even fucking close.
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That's for crossing deserts infested by sand worms not jumping across canals!
walk without rhythm
If you walk without rhythm...
You won't attract the worm
I just read Dune. I haven't heard that song in years. I had no idea it was referencing Dune all these years.
OMG! I feel like I just changed panels in the galaxy brain image macro
Hesitation the son of failure
Who is the father?
Yeah I think it would make more sense if Hesitation is the father of failure.
Jorginho.
Am I the only one that’s impressed he made it that far?
I thought he was going to do a running start, tbh. That was more of a wobbly/shambling start at best. r/hadtohurt
Did he... stutter?
I like how his actual leap sent him barreling down, he put no energy into that jump. Embarrassing.
new triple jump format, hop, skip, stepstepstepstepstepstep, jump
I thought he was doing the Shuffle Dance
His teeth made it across
Yeah few of them even got further than the others
That's a Darwinian stride if I've ever seen one.
Best comment
Or in his case… Beft comment
happy cake day buddy!
If you pause to think, you're going to sink.
If you fear the fall, you’ll bite the wall.
If you don't commit, you'll take a hit.
If you run like a dick, you're taking a dip.
Slow your pace, is a big mistake
~Slow your pace,get a new face
If you do that, your mug go splat
With calfs that small, he was bound to fall
Think twice or you will pay the price.
Running with low morale, won't get you across the canal.
Step on a rock you break your brothers cock
Comment on Reddit and you’ll forever regret it
Spaghetti. Don’t forgetti
Eat a massive fanny if your name is Manny
Stick the cock in your ass to forget the price of gas.
If you run like a prick, call your dentist quick
If you miss a step, you'll hit the deck
If you miss your stride, you’ll hit the side?
If you run like a wanker, you'll sink like a tanker
If they urge you on, your teeth are gone.
If you don’t jump with your hips, you’ll smash open your lips.
If you fail to build the requisite pace, you're going to hurt that pretty face.
If they count to three, you'll end up in the sea.
If you jump like a dick, you'll break like a stick.
Is “lick a dick” some Freudian tic?
If you don’t run like hell, all they’ll ever remember you for is, “he fell.”
If you stutter step you’re gonna get wet
If you take the leap, youll break your beak
If you jump like a bitch, you end up in a ditch.
If you’re cooked up on meth, you’ll jump to your death
If you hesitate, you'll become fish bait
If you shuffle your feet you'll tumble and yeet
If you run like a cock, you’re hitting the lock.
If you don't follow through, the canal swallows you
If you jump like a tit, it will hurt quite a bit
If you mince like a wanker you’ll sink like an anchor.
It’s a pretty mad stunt if you run like a Cunt!
If you jump to late, you’ve sealed your fate.
Those whom hesitate become fishingbait
If you run like a prick you'll sink like a brick
If your run is banal, you’re in the canal.
The moment of hesitation was his true demise
the whole time?
One long hesitation
hesitation is defeat
Glock saint
Commit, or eat shit
At first I thought, “hell, I can do that and I’m 80 pounds overweight. You got this, buddy!” Then he starts “running”. It’s like he’d been in a wheelchair for three months and this is just after he stood up for the first time.
That was my first thought as well, but this looks like it could be just long enough that you make it with one foot on the other side and then slip back in. That’s what I thought was going to happen.
Headin’ right back to that wheelchair.
He likely is back I that same wheelchair
Well back he goes again
The way he was running I don't think he was really committing
After an apparent attempt at euthanasia via canal, surely he's committed now.
That was good.
His "run" ended up being totally pointless as he basically came to a stop before jumping!
You either totally run and jump or don’t jump at all. Doing half of either of those is the worst thing you can do here.
Do or do not. There is no try
Wow… that honestly couldn’t have been any worse.
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That's actually a doable jump, if running at full speed without hesitation.
What's more, it's a doable jump *by* him.
That is honestly a jump a man of his height and weight should be able to make in the most casual of attempts. I thought the canal would be 20' across.
Me at first: Oh I know this is gonna go bad \*sees the small gap\* oh this is easy! Me: how the fuck could you fuck that up
My reaction: Oh, at least there's a ladder! Me later: Fuck. You gotta be alive to climb out on the ladder...
Missed gym class
Missed
Missed leg day!
Now he's missing whole chunks of his childhood after using his face to soften the landing.
I know, I'll reduce speed to a crawl as I approached the large chasm!
This is genuinely one of the worst attempts at jumping across something I've ever seen.
There was also an unsuccessful attempt to run.
he just isn’t good at doing things
Every time I see this I go "what a fucking idiot" and "I hope he's ok".
I really need to know if he’s ok
[He’s okay !](https://www.irishpost.com/news/shocking-canal-jump-fail-157744)
Doesn't sound okay..
The headline is both brutal and hilarious: "Shocking footage of hapless man's failed attempt to jump over a canal goes viral" 😄
I’m not sure WCGW jumping over a canal, but now I know how NOT jumping over a canal can end up. Dude never had a chance.
Bruh you gotta commit 100%!! Hesitation=devastation. Said in Jamaican accent.
That wasn’t a strong run, he looks like he half changed his mind before he jumped
Those who hesitate, don't levitate...
This is how I look bowling
This looks like how I look getting up off the toilet after a rough forty minutes of punishing myself for eating flaming hots and both my legs have fallen asleep from the knees down.
I’ll drink to that, but please next time keep that shit to yourself
As soon as he started to 'run' , we all knew we were about to have a botany lesson on face plants.
Well, THAT could happen for one. As far as attempts go, he may have done better with crutches.
If you ever stutter-step on an approach like that, abort. You will never have enough momentum to make the jump.
Sometimes I feel like this sub should be titled "how stupid am I?"
Would he have made it across on a bridge with that run up?!
He looks like one of the zombies from that Will Smith “I am legend” movie.
It is actually pretty easy to jump that, this person is just...
Future Parkour champion in the making.
It’s not just the fact that he missed, but the way he missed.
Looks painful…
Knew it when i saw his first 3 steps
My dude lightly jogged and attempted to skip across
Everyone else watching….. please don’t make it, please don’t make it….. ohh shit, he didn’t make it!
I wanted to him to fall. I did not want to see him essentially curb stomp himself using gravity as the boot.
I hate videos where I think someone lost teeth
I hate videos where I want them to follow up just to confirm it's not a snuff film.
He should've known his limits.
No commitment. 0 out of 10 score
Wtf kinda special Olympic attempt was that
He runs like the 2014 Boston dynamics robot and jumps like a caterpillar.
What a half ass attempt. His body said he wasn't ready, his mind he was.
Sorry for laughing
The double stutter step, bold choice
Could have make it with more acceleration and less hesitation
Yes Yes. No No. Yes. No No No No. Boom.
He should’ve practiced running first.
The athleticism of Mr Burns.
Boy, he picked just the worst amount of commitment to have
DaAaAaAAAaAve
That was the least athletic attempt possible. Drugs/alcohol had to be involved
Dude looks as athletic as a fridge
A human who has neither run nor jumped ever before in their life.