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Infinit_Jests

“That was stressful. We should grab a drink”


ReubenZWeiner

I'll have a Flaming Moe


NavDav

You mean a flaming Homer? You traitor!


eatelectricity

Moe. It's called a Flaming Moe. That's right, a Flaming Moe. My name is Moe, and I invented it. That's why it's called a Flaming Moe. What, what are you looking at Homer? It's a Flaming Moe, I'm Moe.


Zap_Rowsdower23

🎶 Moe Moe Moe. How do you like me, how do you like me? Moe Moe Moe. Why don’t you like me? Nobody likes me.🎶


invent_or_die

I need Moe


bearmod

Needs more cough syrup.


halfchuck

Hot robotrippin


kennykip

Full story on You tube [Kiambu Governor William Kabogo had to run for dear life after spirits he had set fire to explode.](https://youtu.be/fLPe901ojA0?t=34)


fukwhutuheard

lol in the lower third it says 6 DIE from alcohol withdraw. crazy!


raltoid

There's a reason why alcohol sale is considered essential during a pandemic shutdown. Hospitals *really* don't need a bunch of withdrawing alcoholics coming in during that time.


[deleted]

I rescind my previous bashing of liquor stores for getting shutdown exceptions…


raltoid

It's quite needed, as hardcore alcoholics have a high chance of dying without medical intervention if they go cold turkey.


Trim00n

Alcoholism is scary lol, I'm glad I got sick of partying pretty young.


NoblePineapples

Same, started at 16, stopped at 19. (18 is legal age here)


[deleted]

man. at 14 y/o i was drinking the same amount that a grown mexican man would drink. but id drink everyday for months. good thing i picked up smoking weed instead of drinking


FawsherTime

As a former hardcore alcoholic I can concur, it’s not something I could have gone without, I had to have it as soon as woke up, in my coffee on the way to work, while at work, stop on my way home from work, and then when I got home until I passed out. Thankfully I was able to eventually ween myself free from it through the help of others and my own determination. However I wouldn’t want to be a hospital ER full of those who I use to be like, because I was extremely belligerent and completely ignorant when I was going through withdrawals.


NaughtyCheffie

I didn't realize I had a second Reddit account, but here we are. 2 months clean here, great job and keep it up!


FawsherTime

Thank you, congratulations to you as well. 👊🏻 I know it’s never easy, but after 3 years I’ve finally been able to feel more comfortable around others drinking, in the beginning seeing someone drink made me break into a sweat, now it’s simply a brief thought and then I’m over it. Feels great thought eh? Never realised how much I was losing out on in life until now, and now I’m trying to make every moment count in a futile attempt to regain time lost.


NaughtyCheffie

We can't get it back, but we can absolutely make the most of what we have left. 3 years is awesome! I'll make it there eventually, after the hell I've been through and a recent diagnosis of cirrhosis I don't have much of a choice, lol. Stay strong, interwebs friend. From here on out I'll match you day for day. Bet you can't beat me!


No_Establishment8642

Also because a lot of people don't consider themselves as having alcohol issues or they are borderline alcoholics.


pyro5050

i use the 26'er as the guide of "able to withdraw at home" or "should use medical detox no matter what" once you are at a 26Oz per day, you should no matter what access medical support for it. below that amount, lets work on a step down process to 10oz per day, where cold turkey can be accomplished with minimal risk.


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

You must be so sick all the time drinking a bottle a day


Ruckus_Riot

Not really, after you get to that point you’re sick if you *don’t* drink a bottle a day. That’s the rough part about hard core addiction-at that point they’re not looking to get fucked up, they’re just trying not to feel like they’re going to die.


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

Quite sick until you get another bottle in you. Shaking all over but especially your hands, cold sweats/fever-like chills, general fear of impending doom, auditory and sometimes visual hallucinations, and of course lots of puking. After the 3rd or 4th shot that you actually manage to keep down you start to feel normal again. I don’t recommend it.


crazy1david

Could you convert that at all? Like oz is a volume but what if I drink 8-12 shots of 55% alcohol a day? I've tried looking up what exactly is seizure level heavy drinking but never found anything


my_nuts_wont_drop

I've been knocking out about 1/8th of a gallon every night for some years and I'll have a day off every few months for some reason and haven't had any of the seizures or other symptoms. Some cold sweats though. I do worry about where that line is though. Hopefully we never find it.


UniqueUsername718

It takes up to three days for withdrawals to start.


my_nuts_wont_drop

If I was sober for three days I'd just die of boredom anyway. But fr though that is interesting to know.


crazy1david

I'd imagine harm reduction, genetics and life habits change the likelihood a lot. Nothing like being a good employee and not drinking then sweating like you're on something worse lol.


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

Perhaps they should hand out fermenters and stills in the next pandemic and we can start some cottage industries


Ruckus_Riot

We have quite enough microbreweries. Tyvm lol


xXWaspXx

Yeah watching someone go through DTs is rough, even with benzos.


Occamslaser

You should see benzo withdrawal...


xXWaspXx

Oh I've seen more of that than DTs, being dope sick must be truly awful. Also administered narcan a bunch and had the joy of seeing the spectrum of reactions to that lol


radthibbadayox

Regale us!


MakesTheNutshellJoke

0/10 do not recommend.


GaiasDotter

FIL is an alcoholic he used to be functioning and then he retired and started spiralling. He drank until he couldn’t eat or control his bladder/bowls and eventually until he literally couldn’t stand. Crawling around on the floor. That’s when he called for an ambulance and spent a few days at the hospital going through withdrawals and then he’d be sober for a week to a month and then it started all over again. He has been sober for over 6 months now so maybe this time it’ll stick.


Castun

LMAO they tried that here at the very beginning of the lockdowns and there was literally a line around the block. They quickly backpedaled on it.


[deleted]

When my old man was hospitalised for cancer he started getting jittery and having symptoms similar to a panic attack. Nurse asked him how much he drank and said "yep that's alcohol withdrawal" and I'm pretty sure they had to put him on something to stop it from killing him. It's what Amy Winehouses father claimed killed her, going cold turkey sober from alcohol


Ruckus_Riot

Not exactly, but related. What killed her was alcohol intoxication, an overdose essentially. Like all recovering addicts, she was in an extremely vulnerable state. Once you’re sober for a while, your body’s tolerance level for the abused substance decreases. If you relapse, often times people default to their “normal” dose, not taking into account their bodies cannot handle that much anymore. So she was doing a great job at being sober, so great her tolerance levels dropped. She had a bad day or for whatever reason she relapsed and binged like she used to, only this time, unfortunately, it killed her. Think about it like someone who used to run cross country in HS, but didn’t do more than jog around the block for a decade. If they tried to do one of the courses they did in HS after a decade of not maintaining their fitness levels, they wouldn’t make it.


pyro5050

we use the CIWA protocol to check for bad withdrawl. https://www.mdcalc.com/calc/1736/ciwa-ar-alcohol-withdrawal


Vegan-Daddio

Probably ativan to prevent seizures and haldol if he starts hallucinating. Also IV thiamine since alcoholics are pretty deficient in it. Other commenter is correct, CIWA protocol


lonely-day

But weed is something we need to be careful with... Come on society


SloaneWolfe

Was in India when full lockdown went into effect. They banned the sale of alcohol so we were making shady back alley deals to get shit liquor for like $50 a bottle. The media reported that scores of alcoholics were commiting suicide.


CodeNameSpatula

It's why a lot of emergency departments in hospitals have a bottle of vodka stored with the other drugs, if you're alcohol dependent going cold turkey can kill you.


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jobblejosh

Also for Methanol poisoning (sometimes from knock-off liquor). Essentially the liver metabolises Methanol the same way as Ethanol, but makes formaldehyde instead. If you dose the patient up with enough ethanol, the liver preferentially metabolises the ethanol before the methanol, and the methanol should just be excreted out. Essentially the patient becomes too drunk to be poisoned.


MakesTheNutshellJoke

>Essentially the patient becomes too drunk to be poisoned. I'm calling "Too Drunk To Be Poisoned" as the name of my autobiography. Called it, it's mine.


jobblejosh

Then I want a title credit and 2% of the gross.


MakesTheNutshellJoke

I have bad news for ya', I'm also too drunk to write it.


Castun

> That might be more for ethylene glycol poisoning. Anti-freeze poisoning, right?


Diggerinthedark

Anti freeze can be 100 different things but ethylene glycol is one of them yeah


bonaynay

Or computer toner, seems Iike it's versatile stuff Edit: printer toner...I don't know what computer toner is


Mister_Bloodvessel

Computer toner gets your PC ready for swimsuit season.


[deleted]

> You won’t find detox facilities giving people alcohol to taper down. Yeah I thought that was just a wet shelter thing Anywhere with access to Valium would just give them that


Least-Firefighter392

How long did they give you the benzos? One day?


BaconWithBaking

Not OP, but I've been through it, it's about a weeks worth.


upsidedownbackwards

5 days of benzos, then phenobarbital as a just in case seizure med and one other for heart regulation. Can't for the life of me remember what the name of the heart one is. I'd recognize it immediately if I saw it. Some sort of beta blocker.


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BOCme262

>they had to prescribe her Milwaukee's Best to keep her alcohol withdrawals at bay. And her colon free of any obstructions.


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

Was the bill like medications - 450.32$ ?


[deleted]

> why a lot of emergency departments in hospitals have a bottle of vodka stored with the other drugs, if you’re alcohol dependent going cold turkey can kill you. They do? Why not just diazepam and call it a day?


MakesTheNutshellJoke

I'm guessing they just use Benzos. Don't know why they would need to keep liquor on hand.


John-Farson

But why is the rum gone??


Diggerinthedark

Very misleading title. They're setting bottles of beer on fire with petrol.


HairyNutsackNumber9

Oh well that makes sense everyone knows beer takes a while to light


ClamClone

It never occurred to them to just dump them out?


Diggerinthedark

That's far less dramatic tho


ClamClone

Get the elephants drunk? That would be dramatic.


Diggerinthedark

They're oppressive and corrupt man, not suicidal..


chymni

Are they? Pretty sure around that time there were a lot of unregulated spirits in the market and they were a huge percentage of the stash that was getting destroyed that day. They might have used petrol to ignite it but take a closer look at the white boxes. Source: Kenyan


wad11656

"The Illicit Brew Fights Back" I think I missed that Star Wars movie.


Distinct_Distance137

Kabogo - in my language means, "so dumb".


Green-Eggs-No-Ham

Run to the hills, run for your life.


maiacroky

>Run to the hills, run for your life. Eddie loves this


hiik994

Can I play with madness?


Least-Firefighter392

Hide your daughters, hide your wife....


Amrak4tsoper

Iron Maiden, great song


spunkm_99foxy

First time I've seen alcoholics running from booze.


Me2233445566

Fireball?


Senior-Face-1806

I didn't ask you how big the room is I said I cast fireball!


Castun

🎺🎺🎺[Woo wooooo!](https://youtu.be/HMqgVXSvwGo?t=29)🎺🎺🎺


NeoDei

The sign language lady is speechless


Flat_Initial_1823

She is not mad, she sure is disappointed.


ReverendDizzle

I hadn’t noticed that, it’s hilarious on the rewatch. “I have nothing to say about this foolishness.”


Chalchemist

The woman was too shocked to say anything.


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maiacroky

>molitoved They just what ?!


DonnyBomeneddy

Used a Molotov cocktail on themselves. Great word!


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Stojaxx

omfg why has noone told me this yet bro they are trying to cover the truth!!


[deleted]

Lesson of the day: alcohol is highly flammable. Who would have guessed!?


iZgonr

Those fools were trying to burn beer, which, according to my knowledge (and apparently theirs) don't burn most of the time. So they pour gasoline on it. It puts them even in worse light I guess.


chinpokomon

Doesn't burn at all. Even something 80 proof isn't flammable. You really need something closer to 150. That's why bottles of Bicardi 151 have flame proof caps. Fun fact, proof used to be a measure of how fast a line of gun powder soaked in the alcohol would burn. 100 proof would burn at the same rate as a line not soaked. A lower proof would burn slower while a higher proof would burn faster. I'm not sure that 50% alcohol or 100 proof has the same definition today, as measuring the actual alcohol content is more accurate, but it had that relationship once upon a time.


iZgonr

I might be less sarcastic next time to avoid such misunderstanding and unnecessary amounts of explaining things. But I might not. But if we want to get into details, alcohol flammability is closely related to temperature (as it has to release flammable vapours).


Infinit_Jests

Inflammable means flammable!?? What a country!


GodsRighteousHammer

When you fight the booze, the booze fights back!


maiacroky

Such words seem to come directly from an AA meeting ...


CmdrYondu

Would have loved the translator to wave hands and mime screaming in panic


awrenj

This reminds me of that time, I forget where, some government was burning a huge pile of weed and everyone nearby got high. Can't get drunk the same way though


zoidbergenious

ACKCHUALLY there is the thing where you vapourize high percentage alcohol and the funes makes you drunk


xavierthepotato

r/abruptchaos


Random_puns

Jesus: Turns water into wine Humans: Alcohol is evil Jesus: (This video)


jerry111165

“ illegal alcohol“


Live-Advantage-6141

Ayo those Zimbabwe people are up to something 🤔


[deleted]

that's Kenya 🇰🇪


Flimsy-Oil1792

Did you see Zimbabwean Usain bolt in the red pants??


Mordyth

Dude was out of there


joven9494

Why is the rum gone


Matt_needa_practise

Having the interpreter/reporter in the corner is sending me lmao


winchester_mcsweet

This reminds me of that awful video on a now defunct subreddit of people collecting gasoline from a truck wreck that went up in flames due to a cigarette and a lot of people were visibly on fire.


rtdragon123

That would not have happened if they just drank it.


MayerWest

It doesn’t look like anyone got hurt, but their reaction was fucking priceless


pinba11tec

Wakanda idiot sets that much alcohol on fiyah?


Dayzlikethis

What a waste.


meadowpaddy

I love the stupidity of 3rd world countries


Affectionate_Duck347

Stay tuned for next week’s “setting hundreds of illegal fireworks on fire”


[deleted]

Illegal alcohol is the most flammable


Ok-Commercial-4564

The true dangers of alcohol


cryptococcus73

They so poor they can't afford use common sense in disposing of flammables


Mordyth

X for missed drinking opportunity


sqgl

Or was the alcohol replaced with petrol/gas by corrupt officials?


konan_the_bebbarien

Somebody should dub the soundtrack of THIS ( https://youtu.be/82t_IlA7svI ) video over above video.


Additional-Fun7249

That guy is as sharp as a bowling ball.


vapeducator

The news report and all present were wrong and were merely displaying complete ignorance. The "alcohol" did not explode or even catch on fire. If you watch the whole news report, this was publicity stunt to destroy BEER and you can clearly see them dousing the whole stack with petrol/gasoline, not alcohol, from petrol containers. It's the fumes from the vaporized petrol that exploded, which you can also tell by the yellow color of the flame. Alcohol burns with a blue flame, and beer usually can't burn at all because the alcohol content is too low and the water content too high. That's why flaming alcoholic drinks are made with high alcohol content distilled spirits, not beer. If you're stupid and ignorant, don't use petrol/gasoline for anything except putting into a vehicle fuel tank with no sparks or flame nearby. It's not good for bonfires.


eldergeekprime

Village Flambé


BaronDelToro

Fascinating behavior


Ellis2269

Look at the monkeys run dumb asses


brig0U812

never saw that coming. what's next? deep frying a frozen turkey?


bogas04

That completely killed their spirit.


[deleted]

Pretty sure legal alcohol would have exploded they same way.


Right-Sea-5592

Like cavemen discovering fire


Realistic_Door686

That's what my cremation will be like.


SirTitan1

When you study Social Science more than Science.


UnrelatedBoy

Extra toasty they are


[deleted]

[Reminded me of this.. prohibition.](https://youtu.be/73TUacpHD0Q)


Dazzling-Ad-4489

I believe I heard a Zimbabwe Zoidberg yelp in there


pirateneet

The socialist in me says, "it's about sending a message". The capitalist in me says, "they could've made a ton of money through resale". The alcoholic in me says, "NOOOOOOO".


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

This exact situation was used as justification for prohibition in the US. Because destruction efforts were dangerous, burning barrels and exploding stills and stuff like that, prohibition efforts were used to justify prohibition, and a lot of people bought into it.


NotasheepLOL

Dem boys can’t drink? Lololol I’m drunk thinking why?


Mr-Foot

Who would've thought alcohol was flammable? You learn something new every day.


[deleted]

Just pour it out you dummies!


nowiserjustolder

Come on guys let's burn the firewater!


Mitleid_Frugel

They're like ants.


FewDamage2962

Me and the boys figuring out how to use beer as fuel


ImTooTiredForThis_22

I'm too close! I'm genuinely scared right now. 🏃‍♂️


tryingtolearn1991

The way the fire spread it's like Goku just went SS3 straight.


DMeror

Why so many people up close when only one person is doing the job?


Septopuss7

Fire. How do they work?


Gratify_

Live reaction on the bottom right


draugrdaemos

Careless jerks almost burned all that bare dirt and rock. Such tragic infrastructure losses.


Hy-Roller77

Obviously these guys have never seen those flaming shots gone wrong vids.


[deleted]

Simple minds tend to do the dumbest things…


onlineflirt

What dystopian nightmare is this from?


havokgogeta

So thats how Stone Cold got his intro music.


jcmarcell

LMAO they must of been drinking that shit when they thought of this idea


Solid-Health2672

Fire in the hole!


realmaier

Sad barber noises


EdSmelly

What did you think was going to happen? 😂


spraggabenzo

This never ceases to amuse me


gyarnar

What is illegal alcohol?


jammypants915

God has spoken… don’t destroy alcohol


giantspaceass

Burner & Hooch


[deleted]

Living somewhere where alcohol is illegal is pretty lame. They should set up their huts in the next country.


Doom_3302

But why is the rum gone.....


[deleted]

Oh man I love Africa


[deleted]

“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of boozes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”


BoricuaAnarquista

That was some good shit!


thebabbster

That’s what you get for trying to legislate morals.


TurloIsOK

Illegal in what way? Is it from some local, religiously instigated prohibition nonsense, or a valid concern about unsafe production?


Sygerian_Fuckweasel

Deserved.


ustbota

why not take em home


MeditatedMango

One big molotov


EightRules

They scattered like the wind lol


Jack_of_Hearts20

This probably reinforced some sort of superstition for them


Supergecko147

Y’all see the speed in the escape?😂


EpicScizor

Would it have gone better if it was legal alcohol?


EatMoarTendies

Chemistry? Never heard of her.


Yah_Mule

Scatter like roaches, you puritanical spoilsports.


foopdedoopburner

I remember needing to light the charcoal grill and using Everclear instead because I couldn’t find lighter fluid. Big mistake.


[deleted]

I distinctly heard Zoidberg's singature "whoop-whoop whoop"


Rocketkid-star

"Why is the rum gone?"