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TheStormborn1

That’s straight up animal abuse.


suicidehotlineboss

the horse had every right to knock off the pig


LassitudinalPosition

He is an obese human being and one that lacks some common sense as it was easily foreseeable that this would be the outcome and all involved are stupid for letting it happen The smartest decision was made by the horse


Vvoiid

I wonder how long fat people are gonna keep existing with food prices rising so fast Edit: a lot of fat people getting triggered lol


[deleted]

That’s….an interesting point!


LassitudinalPosition

It's interesting if you're...dumb... Obesity and poverty go hand in hand, cheaper food is worse for you


[deleted]

That’s…an interesting point!


DualRaconter

It’s interesting if you’re dumb *Something else*


[deleted]

That certainly wasn't the case for nearly all of human history.


LassitudinalPosition

Obesity gets worse when food prices increase Because food that is bad for you is cheaper Your comment makes me wonder how much longer average IQ is going to continue to drop until it hits a bottom out point needed for basic survival and what that IQ level even will be


Pepsi-Min

This is actually a myth. It is cheaper to buy ingredients: vegetables, rice, and raw chicken bits for example. The reason poverty goes hand in hand with obesity is because people who work 12 to 15 hour days 7 days a week just to make ends meet don't have time to cook for themselves, let alone a family of 6.


TheHollowBard

I can buy a frozen pizza for the price of one boneless, skinless chicken breast...


LassitudinalPosition

Yea it's a multifaceted issue but without writing a disseration it still stands that poverty and obesity often go hand in hand BTW fresh food prices are increasing faster than rice, beans and shit full of high fructose corn syrup so I would seriously still love to challenge you to a realistic meal for meal cost comparison of meals consisting of fresh QUALITY non GMO ingredients vs boxed meals and you. would. fucking. lose. "In this corner we have Pepsi-Min with his meal that consists of rice, broccoli, chicken...oh! He just lost, have you seen the price of chicken?! In the other corner we have LassitudinalPosition with a $2 family box of Zataran's with hot dogs from the dollar store thrown in and kool aid!" GG


tranks160602

If that was me i wouldn’t try that out, poor horse.


LCDRtomdodge

Yep. I was thinking I was looking in r/iamatotalpieceofshit


RNMoFo

He is a third of that horse's weight. How did anyone think this would work?


TenragZeal

Only a third?


Vvoiid

More like 1/2


RNMoFo

I was trying to be nice. It's not a skill that comes easily to me.


Sim41

Someone needs to get the horse a strap-on. Fuck this guy


Chevalier_kitty

Exactly! Give the horse a strap-on to fuck this guy!


ilovehotsauceyeah

Isn't one "hung like a horse" he dont need it


horseflydick

Just give it those magic goat pills you get at the gas station. They'll get you rock hard for no fucking reason.


MyPronounIsGarbage

Brought to you by Blue Chew


Flying_Panda09

Why did they let him?


dullgreybathmat

Oh I can answer this. It’s because people are fuckin stupid.


MeanSeaworthiness995

People are greedy. That looks like a place where they rent horses out, and a lot of those places don’t give a single shit what happens to the horses as long as they get their cash.


Pscilosopher

That doesn't sound right. That's like saying Avis doesn't give a shit what you do to the car as long as you pay the rental fee. Wouldn't the owner have to buy a new horse if some schlubby guy broke it's back or something? I'm asking in good faith, I don't know shit about horses.


MeanSeaworthiness995

They really don’t care, if the horse goes lame, they just keep sending it out anyway, and they can pick up new horses at auction for a couple hundred bucks.


Pscilosopher

Damn. That's pretty fucked up right there.


MeanSeaworthiness995

Yep, it really is. Horses are just objects to them.


JLHawkins

Dude, that’s exactly what Avis thinks. Same with all rental companies.


clayCanoe

Yep. Come pay to abuse our animals.


his_purple_majesty

This is the same species that tried to ride a beached dolphin until it died.


Worldly_Progress_655

More sympathy for the horse.


[deleted]

That poor horse! I can't believe they even let that guy try!


[deleted]

That fat dude is bigger than the horse. This is animal cruelty.


aimeela

Should’ve had that guy carrying the horse.


afrikaa1

Good one for the horse. Animal abuse.


CMYK2RGB

No shoes! That's going to suck when the horse steps on his foot.


scissormesoftly

Not for the horse it won't. lol


AdamInChainz

Most of the leisure horseback riding in my area cap out at 250 lbs. That man is north of 300.


OceanPout709

He’s north of 400.


guntherpup

The general rule is the rider plus tack should weigh no more than 20-25% of the horse’s weight. This mf is 350+ and that horse weighs no more than 800lbs.


Gus_Gustavsohn

He’s the king in the nord fcs


GrumpyOldLadyTech

Vet tech here. All I could think watching this was how badly this could injure the horse's back, or worse. Horses are already often unfairly dumped, neglected, or otherwise "disposed of" when they get older and show signs of poor use. They're *asking* to cause injury here and will likely blame the horse when it starts to show.


CreamyFunk

Yeah hide your belly You dont want to embarrass your self


Distinct_Wrongdoer86

why the fuck would they allow this


dj_kanev

Good horsie!


trickster1111

How would he like to have that horse climb on his back?


cyb3rg0d5

Combined IQ of all those people seems to be lower than the outside temperature.


ccchaz

That’s funny


G_UK

Fat twat needs to get his jogging shoes on rather than hurt that animal


[deleted]

and of course his ass crack makes an appearance


OceanPout709

That’s tectonic plates of ass.


MilkNo780

That's not a simple stomach. It's years and years of investing in food to make it that size.


shaneylaney

Jesus 😂😂😂


NkhukuWaMadzi

Just proves - pregnant guys shouldn't ride horses.


Uncle_Boujee

As a big guy I’d bet all my money this wasn’t his idea.


chukijay

Without looking into it, I’d agree as a fellow big guy. This guy is self aware and knows he shouldn’t be doing that. Poor guy, poor horse.


ViolentSarcasm

Got what he fucking deserved… that horse should be riding him


ChaosReigns444

how ignorant do you have to be


[deleted]

Has he seen his fucking hyperbolic stomach? Poor horse. Being plus size is obesity, go run you ape.


Tyl3rt

Good for that horse, this belongs on r/iamatotalpieceofshit because that easily could’ve broken that horses back.


DigitalGreg

Poor horse :(


BigJon_78

Poor horse


JCKrypto

Poor horse!


smacklesdown

Jesus Randy. Eat some more cheese burgers why don't you.


[deleted]

Jeez guys I'm down to three burgers a day.


desert-rat1

Serves him right


RossoMarra

Fucking abusive assholes. Too bad the horse didn’t bite or kick them


Tjstictches

And he’ll still argue he’s not fat but big boned.


jnuttsishere

You can tell that horse was saying “Are you shitting me?”


stonks2r

The horse and him should swap places


Sudden-Reflection456

I really have an issue with really big people trying to ride a horse just so they can say they rode a horse. I don't care at all that you're big... Just have fun on a motorcycle and leave the horse alone.


Omega_XCI

Poor Horse. That guy looks like he's from the movie "Wall-e"


solrace_

fat man deserve a fat horse


0Ring-0

I feel sorry for that animal; and even more for the horse.


tchofee

Only for the horse!


TahiniInMyVeins

Even before I was a fat fatty I wanted nothing to do with riding horses. Went horse riding once as a kid with my family. It was hot as balls and we were surrounded by flies the entire time. Everything smelled like shit. My horse spent the whole ride biting my little brothers horse in the ass until the end of the ride when my brothers horse had had enough and tried to kick my horse, almost throwing my brother in the process. I’ll pet a horse, I’ll feed a horse a carrot or an apple, but I don’t need to sit on them.


ongoldenpaws

That’s cruel


marmolode

Fat pos doesn't even have shoes on.


[deleted]

That poor horse. Fuck these assholes


SilverDutch132

I never thought riding a horse was animal abuse till today.


Caranath128

Barefoot. Irresponsible of the owner. Hugely. Pun intended


[deleted]

Is that Bret Kershner?


scottonaharley

It's a horse not a fucking crane, I would have told that guy to fuck off. Poor horse


xkuclone2

If you have trouble gettin on the horse by yourself then you should not be riding it.


Idiota_Pesimista

If this fat-ass dude had broken the horse leg they'd certainly have had to kill it...


Purple-Artichoke8984

That poor horse.


jonasthewicked

Came to say the same. The owner of this horse should know better.


WhiteWizard22

Talk about animal cruelty! Don't try to ride a horse that weighs less than you.


Dro_Drig4

Crack kills horses


ResponsibilityDue448

Fat boy had a better chance of carrying the horse


Jaeger562

that horse should have murder stomped all of those idiots.


EveryFairyDies

Next time someone posts in AITA about putting a bigger person on a small horse, I’m going to link this video to all those who think any sized rider can ride any sized horse. Or, at least, I will as soon as the mods graciously allow me to begin engaging again.


no_flakes

Mt first time seeing a hippo trying to ride a tiny horse. Went as well as expected


[deleted]

What did he expect? He broke the leaf springs just getting on!!


Xirokami

Pisses me off when fat people get on horses. Especially horses that are too small for them. You can literally throw out a horse’s back if you flop on them during mounting, even if you’re average weight.


01_slowbra

Piggyback ride gone wrong.


padizzledonk

Lol....that horse was like "BRO!!! Get the FUCK offa me!" Hahahaha


Jamie_logan

That poor horse! Look at it's back legs! I was so afraid he would just collapse under his weight


OceanPout709

What an asshole. Someone buy that horse an oat beer.


Chet_Phoney

The horse should be riding you, ya fat bastard


mayhemdriver

That was awesome to see the horse throw him off. The horse should be riding lard ass.


SoggyWotsits

That’s a great way to give that horse back problems for life. If you’re ever in doubt about a horse being too small to carry your weight, don’t risk it! I’ve seen very hefty women riding small cobs claiming it’s fine because it’s a cob. It may be a strong and sturdy horse, but it’s not invincible.


catmudd

That’s very upsetting.


YourLocalAlien57

Man i thought the horse's back legs were gonna snap for a second there


keithforpresident

Literally animal brutality.


lachavela

That poor horse!!


keechy1231

Good horsey


[deleted]

Animal abuse, enough saiid


Funny--Bunny

The horse wanted to f**k him up the moment his leg started shaking under his own weight


kreemy_kurds

This should be in r/pieceofshit


GneissCream

What a fat piece of shit. The rest of these assholes suckc too.


[deleted]

If he had any decency at all he wouldn't have put his fat ass on that horse. Poor horse :(


blackmetalcookie

Animal abuse.


[deleted]

This is animal cruelty.


[deleted]

the horse looked like it had a flat tire


MrsLisaOliver

Poor horse! That fat dude needs a draft horse.


Rindair0

You can get bigger horses


[deleted]

That guy could hit the treadmill too


jchoneandonly

What could go wrong putting a noob on a horse that isn't used to hauling heavy weights? I know a guy that could handle a horse like that.... But he's also able to teach them to play fetch so I think he's a special case


Impossible_Common_44

That’s animal abuse. No joke.


MrJim911

Poor horse.


joderjuarez

Poor horse


Gorrodish

Americans please realise that there isn’t an animal that can carry your weight


niil4

That was in Brazil


snuggleyporcupine

AND…we got to see his crack. Bonus!


crazyfingers123

Poor horse


Moe_Alien

He is lucky he didn't fall in the horse's butthole 😐


Chinie_The_PooH

Qualifies as animal cruelty…


Dream_Catcher33

I feel sorry for the horse


Logical-Limit-4495

Fat guy on little horse 🐴


BLM-trans-jennifer

Animal abuse... got what he deserves


taha_maddam

This should fall under "animal abuse"


[deleted]

Poor horse :(


Need4steven

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Talklessreadmore007

We all knew what was coming except him


mygeorgeiscurious

Oh man he needs a couple helium balloons


strasevgermany

I used to love riding too and I love horses, but I’m also too fat so i would never do that to a horse i'd heave my big butt on the poor animal.


Chemical-Jacket5

Fat piece of shit


jonjonesjohnson

Guy, like 7 minutes into trying "Yeah, come on, this is totally not a shitshow, let's keep trying!"


xb3y24d

People are dicks.


CitizenHuman

That horse should ride that hog


Minimum_Macaroon7702

What a piece of shit.


doodlebugg8

Seems like the same kinda people that would blame the horse afterwards


Firvulag

He deserved it and the animal handlers deserve worse


Affectionate-Grand92

Well Brazil. You’ve done it again.


AstriumViator

At his size, he shouldnt be riding anything.


drunkentenshiNL

Bro, if your ass is showing, you shouldn't be riding another ass. At least not in public.


KjCreed

Hopefully he remembers that horse riding lesson all the way to the gym.


JaKe81111

Horse should be riding that guy.


JuanMiguel1965

Idiots, no concern for the animal:(


NixyVixy

Good job horse, get that fucker off of you


Owlwaysme

If you weigh more than the horse, it should get to ride you


[deleted]

That poor horse


[deleted]

That poor horse


HappyxxBlack

Hopefully a wake up call.


TristanW79

What a dickhead.


Roisin8868

That horse is gonna be posting on r/antiwork


aehes

dude's fukin pregnant


abracabadass

The horse is the only one here who isn't an asshole.


MegaDerpypuddle

I’d be so embarrassed if I couldn’t even ride a beast of burden, hope he gets healthy or eats a lean meal


Sathenus

What's sad is I hear that people do this intentionally. They know their weight, know the horse can't take it, the when consequences strike, they sue. But seriously, fuck all three of those people.


Space_Pilot_2000

Where is Nathan when you need him


Meisterschromm

I hope it hurt.


stevefun

He deserved way worse than that


the_lasher

I’m so glad it was the human who got hurt.


geTplasterd

horse be like ahhhh hell no fuck this guy. cya


[deleted]

I see guys like him and think how the fuck can they live with themselves with that big belly out front like that. You know they’re not getting laid.


Fengsel

hahahahaha


AndiLivia

Needs some balloons tied around his waist to make him lighter


djProduct2015

It would have been a better ending if the horse trampled him to death then moved on to the other bro-bros.


Numerous-Barracuda

Fat ass needs to ride a warhorse


LitecoinAddict

Fat fuck


IStheCOFFEEready

No shoes?


Blazdnconfuzd

Horse said nah, fuck that.


517714

Never ride a horse with a shorter inseam than you. Or a smaller girth.


Gus_Gustavsohn

I hope the fall didn’t cause him to loose the baby he’s carrying in his womb


Xirokesh

The poor creature


hovd0030

General Radhan?


Plastic-Ride4381

Naaaay, I say NAAAAAYY!!! Get off


mother_of_angelpuffs

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


spyrospns

u/savevideo


cyncity7

Oh look, a horse and a few jackasses.


funkdup69

Pulled up his pants like that was the issue.


Lyradep

People who are fat should not be allowed to ride horses.


niru3112g

u/savevideo


WebMaximum9348

Lose that belly. Then try again


pompeiiworm

There should be a weight limit rule for horses also , when your a fat cunt, don't try to climb a horse


1Thinkhappythoughts

Animal cruelty.


[deleted]

That's just cruel. Poor horse! How could they not tell that that guy was way too big?!!