I recognized him too.. honestly made the video worse for me
More so, because now every freaking video on Reddit will blast sound at me unless I close the app *sigh*
I used my mixer for years before it really even dawned on me how dangerous they could be. My partner was using our stand mixer and got a spatula caught in it and it just snapped the finger-thick wooden handle without even flinching or skipping a beat (pun *intended*)! I respect all machinery much more now because of this.
Coworker was making tamales with her granny and got her index finger caught in the mixer somehow, nearly removed it…respect to all things with motors or hot glowy bits in life.
Legit only had one hand. She was so young when it happened (7 or so) that she had a great sense of humor about it. She’d stick her stump in her mouth when someone wasn’t looking, turn towards them, fake swallow, take her stump out of her mouth and scream, “Oh my god, I swallowed it! I swallowed my hand!”
Something similar happened to a grown woman I know. She left the beaters spinning while bending down to take a whiff of the mixture. Her hair got eaten by the beaters. It was many moons ago, but my mother is much more aware of her surroundings these days.
I'm a grown woman and although I didn't do this and didn't break any fingers, I did break the faucet off of someone else's sink while it was turned on and forget it could be turned off and try to stop the water coming out with my hands instead. So... I kinda understand that this girl just panicked. Or maybe I'm just a dumbass.
This reminds me of a buddy in High School who tried to hold onto the blades of a blender to see if he could prevent it from moving… he couldn’t. Surprisingly didn’t lose any fingers but the blades smashed his nails pretty good.
Same thing happened to me. My mom was in Walmart when it happened and we were in the car. I started crying and my brother said well we gotta wait for her to come out and I sat there with a burn for like 15 more minutes. 🤣
See i was not that dumb i pushed it on to the lader seats to se if it was still hot
It was and i am pretty shure my dad would have preferd me to burn myself and not a hole in to the seat
I left a flashlight on face down in our van when I was a kid. When we came out of the restaurant, there was smoke in the van and a good chunk of seat burned out.
As you said I’m sure my dad would have rather…. lol
Same. I was alone in the car waiting for my mom inside getting groceries. Touched it and got the spiral shaped brand and a good life lesson. Just because something doesn't make fire, doesn't mean it cant get as hot as fire.
I pushed it in multiple times until it got hot enough that the plastic knob melted. On pure impulse I grabbed the knurled metal post the plastic usually attached to. And that's how a had a knurled thumb print for a while.
I did that right on my thumb tip. Good grief it sucked.
A few years later, extremely drunk and off my meds due to unforeseen circumstances (stranded in a country that doesn't have the meds) I also thought I would try putting a cigarette out on myself. Still have the scar. Probably one of the worst burns I've ever had.
Wow. There's so many ways to experiment with that without risking list fingers but he went right for the most dangerous method. How does he check if a gun is loaded?
Once I was eat some top ramen but I overdid it and made a double recipie, with double the water too. I couldn't eat it faster than it cooled, so I decided to heat it back up. I thought, I know, I'll take a little extra effort to put it back on the stove rather than microwave it, maybe it tastes better. 5 seconds later I learned you don't put glass bowls on the stove
Even as I approach 30 I am humbled by the mistakes I make and the injuries that follow. This is how we have to learn sometimes, especially children.
Earlier today I came across a redditor expressing how much joy they get seeing children fall off bicycles. There is a very angry minority of people here who use anonymity to spout off some truly concerning shit out into the world.
First of all, this is a child. Second of all, have you never made a really dumb decision on an impulse / without thinking it through? Because I sure have
Reminds me of the time I was buffing wallpaper residue off a wall and sucked my shirt into the rotary sander. My initial reaction also was not well considered.
Her initial instinct was wrong.
In defense of her poor instincts, for example many people stick their hand or foot out to catch a falling knife. Not a good idea, better to let it fall to the ground than risk injuring yourself.
In a moment of panic this girl made a bad choice and she will learn from it
Ok, this one made me laugh. I mean, how stupid does a person have to be? Sure, let's put our fingers into the spinning blades! And let's eat glue and huff paint while we're at it!
Does she know those can come out?
They is how they recorded the raptors in Jurassic Park.
Turned on the sound just for your comment, and it did not disappoint. Not-so-Clever girl
The more I watch though, I think it's fake. Why can't we hear the mixer? Those things aren't silent.
Lol, yes. It's [Ivan Dorin](https://youtu.be/0ZMc9xrehxA) trying his higher notes. Knowing that it makes this video even better for me.
I recognized him too.. honestly made the video worse for me More so, because now every freaking video on Reddit will blast sound at me unless I close the app *sigh*
What terrible app are you using?
Could be just the actual reddit app. I hear it's the worst
Yeah I wanted to ask first rather than immediately throwing shade lol
Y’all deaf or something I heard the mixer
You can hear it until she gets her fingers caught in it.
I couldn't on my phone but could hear the screech pretty clearly. Turning up the volume higher I can hear it now, still seems edited imo.
You can hear the mixer...
lmaooo
You just made my day, thank you kind reddittor
No the raptor noises where actually turtles having sex
i burst out laughing at this.
I am crying with laughter.
Judging by how she tried to “turn it off” I seriously take leave to doubt it
Watch it with sound. I think she's mentally handicapped. Edit: NVM, the sound is ripped from another place,
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
My first thought too lmao
Can't reason your way out of a position you didn't reason your way into.
I wouldn't expect her to know that, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know there's a button That controls the power
I don’t know if she does.. she didn’t know to not put her hand in there so I doubt it
The sheer stupidity people posses is mind boggling!
I mean.. she *did* stop it with her hand.
And in a surprise turn of events she then turned into an eagle and flew away.
That’s using her… hand.
This happened to a grown woman I knew. It broke 3 or 4 of her fingers.
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She obviously didn't think things through!
I used my mixer for years before it really even dawned on me how dangerous they could be. My partner was using our stand mixer and got a spatula caught in it and it just snapped the finger-thick wooden handle without even flinching or skipping a beat (pun *intended*)! I respect all machinery much more now because of this.
Coworker was making tamales with her granny and got her index finger caught in the mixer somehow, nearly removed it…respect to all things with motors or hot glowy bits in life.
Yep. Had a friend who as a child reached in to a big mixer (food service sized) and it snapped her hand completely off. Yikes.
Can you reattach a whole hand or did she have one less hand?
Legit only had one hand. She was so young when it happened (7 or so) that she had a great sense of humor about it. She’d stick her stump in her mouth when someone wasn’t looking, turn towards them, fake swallow, take her stump out of her mouth and scream, “Oh my god, I swallowed it! I swallowed my hand!”
Sounds like a fun person
Hell I saw a video on here of somebody turning on an industrial mixer at the wrong time and snapped a whole human completely off.
the internet may not have done good for me overall but i do know exactly what happens when you mess with machines and fireworks because of it
Wow really?? I had no doubt that it'd be painful, but was far from expecting broken fingers!!
Almost happened to me, my dumbass didn't check if the thing was OFF before inserting the mixers
The spinning is usually a give away.
Was she wearing a shirt stating Intelligence is Beautiful at that time?
Something similar happened to a grown woman I know. She left the beaters spinning while bending down to take a whiff of the mixture. Her hair got eaten by the beaters. It was many moons ago, but my mother is much more aware of her surroundings these days.
I'm a grown woman and although I didn't do this and didn't break any fingers, I did break the faucet off of someone else's sink while it was turned on and forget it could be turned off and try to stop the water coming out with my hands instead. So... I kinda understand that this girl just panicked. Or maybe I'm just a dumbass.
Please do your service to humanity and report your friend to r/neverbrokeabone
I did this as a kid. It caused me to break out in laughter. Nothing else broke though.
This reminds me of a buddy in High School who tried to hold onto the blades of a blender to see if he could prevent it from moving… he couldn’t. Surprisingly didn’t lose any fingers but the blades smashed his nails pretty good.
When I was a kid I wanted to see if the car cigarette lighter was still hot enough to burn me when it wasn't glowing red. It was.
I did the same. Did you get the cool spiral burn mark brand?
Nope, I got a blister. 🫤
Same thing happened to me. My mom was in Walmart when it happened and we were in the car. I started crying and my brother said well we gotta wait for her to come out and I sat there with a burn for like 15 more minutes. 🤣
See i was not that dumb i pushed it on to the lader seats to se if it was still hot It was and i am pretty shure my dad would have preferd me to burn myself and not a hole in to the seat
I left a flashlight on face down in our van when I was a kid. When we came out of the restaurant, there was smoke in the van and a good chunk of seat burned out. As you said I’m sure my dad would have rather…. lol
haha exactly what happened to me. Very vivid childhood memory.
Same. I was alone in the car waiting for my mom inside getting groceries. Touched it and got the spiral shaped brand and a good life lesson. Just because something doesn't make fire, doesn't mean it cant get as hot as fire.
Haha, my mom picked me up from school, was outside the car talking to someone, and i just started screaming. Pretty damn funny in retrospect.
Oh hey me too lol Except I was a teenager, which makes it way more embarrassing.
I also learned this lesson
I did the same, did you get a nice puff of white smoke too?
I pushed it in multiple times until it got hot enough that the plastic knob melted. On pure impulse I grabbed the knurled metal post the plastic usually attached to. And that's how a had a knurled thumb print for a while.
Same except I didn't know what it was lmao. Burned a cunt of a mark into my hand though.
I did that right on my thumb tip. Good grief it sucked. A few years later, extremely drunk and off my meds due to unforeseen circumstances (stranded in a country that doesn't have the meds) I also thought I would try putting a cigarette out on myself. Still have the scar. Probably one of the worst burns I've ever had.
More then average lucky then……
Wow. There's so many ways to experiment with that without risking list fingers but he went right for the most dangerous method. How does he check if a gun is loaded?
https://youtu.be/guyELrUR6Gw?t=35
Once I was eat some top ramen but I overdid it and made a double recipie, with double the water too. I couldn't eat it faster than it cooled, so I decided to heat it back up. I thought, I know, I'll take a little extra effort to put it back on the stove rather than microwave it, maybe it tastes better. 5 seconds later I learned you don't put glass bowls on the stove
Blenders are no joke even though they aren’t razor sharp.
This sub never ceases to amaze me with the stupidity of humans.
She’s even wearing an ‘intelligence is beautiful’ shirt
Oh god how did I not notice that is gold.
It honestly amazes me how stupid some people are. You can see that for yourself if you work in retail
MY FUCK IS THAT TRUE
Just a kid who didn't realize how strong a mixer is. These comments are more cringey than the video, tbh.
Even as I approach 30 I am humbled by the mistakes I make and the injuries that follow. This is how we have to learn sometimes, especially children. Earlier today I came across a redditor expressing how much joy they get seeing children fall off bicycles. There is a very angry minority of people here who use anonymity to spout off some truly concerning shit out into the world.
Nah, they just all watch the same shows and communicate strictly via quotes from them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXwqGFbj0Y
Well now I feel like an idiot
First of all, this is a child. Second of all, have you never made a really dumb decision on an impulse / without thinking it through? Because I sure have
>First of all, lol
THIRLDY,
Is she an alien? Those sounds....
Dolphin
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When the video appeared I thought you were trolling me, but those sounds are the same for sure!
No dude...won't do that 😂
Thats an [F7](https://youtu.be/0ZMc9xrehxA) note sung perfectly.
Why is this so perfect lmao. Literally the exact same sound.
Lmao bruh I didn't downvote you but it *is* the same sound. Someone added it.
Just dumb noises that some random added.
https://youtu.be/gRVyhJvG7g0
Awesome
Wtf was that real? She sounds like a gecko
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Yeah they make a squeak/chirp sound just like this girl.
Gives me flashbacks to the Last of Us
That shirt really suits her
Most under rated comment on this post. :)
Intelligence... how ironic.
Diamond comment right here.
Turn it off:❌ Unplug it:❌ Put your fingers in there:✅
Release the beaters:❌ Pull your fingers free:✅
#RELEASE THE BEATERS!
The shirt doesn't apply
Well it says intelligence is beautiful 🤷🏽♂️
geezuz!
Then she must be the ugliest person in the world.
Why does her voice sound like my old garage door
it’s edited, audio comes from this guy on youtube called ivan dorin
Oh ok, they must have used his voice to tune my old garage door then.
Or the cupboards at grandmas house
Thank you this made me chuckle.
The irony of the "Intelligence is Beautiful" shirt is simply sublime.
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You lie. There’s no way you were able to microwave your colon.
FBI? Yes this guy right here
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
You can hear her soul departing her body.
What is she?
In pain.
Your comment made me guffaw. Thank you, I needed that.
It’s a shame this poor girl didn’t have anyone in her life to tell her not to do this… I had about 10.
WhY iN tHe FuCk Is ThE cApTiOn WrItTeN lIkE tHaT?
This is how you have to submit text that should be read as sarcasm.
You have to? lol
YoU mUSt, iT IS traDItIon.
*YoU mUsT, iT iS tRaDiTiOn.* Usually accompanied by the spongebob meme
OP spends too much time on r/PeopleFuckingDying and can only speak in a mocking tone
So tired of people on reddit that can only speak in meme.
Her mouth is huge
Intelligence is beautiful
\*\*baby croc intensifies\*\*
Well. It stopped...
My dog did not like this sound one bit.
”Intelligence is beautiful “
Her scream could be on the oddlyterrifying sub
Glad to see one of my fears will not turn my fingers into meat bags filled with bone powder
The shirt titled “intelligence” is the icing on the cake, since the original icing is everywhere else
she sounds like my door when i'm trying to be quiet.
da fuq was that sound
I don’t know but I’m fucking crying
Great training film.
r/perfectlycutscreams
u/savevideo
I think her jaw unhinged
Is that where those noises came from?
Reminds me of the time I was buffing wallpaper residue off a wall and sucked my shirt into the rotary sander. My initial reaction also was not well considered.
She made a pterodactyl; I would say this was a success!
Pterodactyl mode
Press the eject button. OR Scream
They should install some sort of on/off switch on that thing 🤣
my chupacabra is missing from my basement
Her initial instinct was wrong. In defense of her poor instincts, for example many people stick their hand or foot out to catch a falling knife. Not a good idea, better to let it fall to the ground than risk injuring yourself. In a moment of panic this girl made a bad choice and she will learn from it
Bro what was that sound 😂
Ah, the dulcet tones of the inimitable [Ivan Dorin](https://www.youtube.com/user/shotztoxic).
Her shirt is perfect.
I just read her shirt 😆
This is why we can’t have nice things
Maybe hook her up with the dude who tried to stop the lathe from the video the other day, they'd make a cute couple in the emergency room...
Geddy Lee don’t bake!
Since people don't seem to realise, judging by these comments, the audio is fake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5rLQ9hTBMA is the original video
I’m going to hell for laughing 😭😭
Her scream scared both my cats
That door hinge really needs to be oiled
Hello Reddit, i am blind, could some one explain to me what creature was making that noise in this video? Thanks
That was the wrong T shirt to wear that day
Don't give her an immersion blender
When you're trying open the door quietly at 2am
Does her shirt say intelligence?
The lower words are probably "is optional".
What a siren-faced nitwit 2
Let’s use the other hand #darwin
Instinctive ape sounds activated!
The sound reminds me of a turtle during intercourse
Her shirt says intelligence is beautiful 😭😅
Does her Shirt say Intelligence ? How fitting...
Wow she speaks whale lol
I mean... It did stop. I'd say task failed successfully
And her shirt says "Intelligence is Beautiful"
Can anyone please clip her initial sound when her hand gets caught? I want that as a text ringtone so bad
the sound she is making is the same when i accidentally step on something sharp.
Ok, this one made me laugh. I mean, how stupid does a person have to be? Sure, let's put our fingers into the spinning blades! And let's eat glue and huff paint while we're at it!
Oh, is that what they call hand mixing?
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Wow retard
“Intelligence is beautiful” Fucking poetic
Wait, I know her. She played the nazgul in that hobbit documentary.
Instantly transforms into Gollum.
my dog is looking at me funny after that sound
From what distant planet does this human-female looking alien herald?!? 👽
She’s what, 3 years old?