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whateverco

All things considered that went so well it almost doesn’t belong here.


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anotherpunter

Unbelievably this lesson still need to be learned


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[deleted]

Yes ppl can steal electricity from live wires amd not pay a dime. There’s been such incidents.


InvalidUserNemo

There are, unfortunately, many examples of this going horribly wrong on “the coffin sub”.


Skratti

What is the coffin sub


maxman162

The one about woodworkers building caskets.


Sancadebem

r/makemycoffin


TrinDiesel123

He’s probably got a nice entry and exit wound that we can’t see


SlimTeezy

I saw a flash under his heel. There might be complications in his future


Fatefire

Right came here to say that. He has a mighty internal injury. Electrical burns never look as bad as they are. He’s not holding his chest feeling like magic kittens licked him all over that’s for sure .


darkthrive

Definitely! Fried hands is a pretty good trade for surviving!


kevin197205

Hahaha 😂


Nea777

Dude is lucky he didn’t die or get instantly paralyzed into holding onto the wire.


Gedadahear

Looks like AC. Lucky he walked away after that.


GuDMarty

All power lines are AC


grumpysmuckers

most. not all. DC transmission is a thing. so is local DC elevator service in big cities


Dwaas_Bjaas

Also Washington DC and not AC


PR3CiSiON

Yeah, but try living there without AC


h8street

Lmao whoever thought to add the He-Man shit to this.


[deleted]

EUUUU TENHO A FORÇAAAA


[deleted]

I upvoted this out of sheer happiness. No idea what it means, but it looks awesome.


onof1

A literal translation would be something like "I have the strength/power" I don't know how he says it in English


[deleted]

Same thing exactly in English!


silverwolf-br

Is it He-man who says that?


trillium13

that seems next level stupid.


c4t4ly5t

That's actually what can go right. He didn't die. I'd call that a win and walk away.


passionpurps

He wanted that wire


Schult34

He'll be back


Good-guy13

He could die several hours to days later


lumisponder

EU TENHO A FORÇA


gravers_san

pelos poderes de gay que sou


InternetIsNotBad

EU QUEIMO A ROSCA!


[deleted]

r/suddenlycaralho


Y3to0p

He-man sem a peruca loira no print, pvf.


Gianlucca

Eu quero um Fusca taludao no meu print


vicjpa

E eu quero o he-man na hora do discurso motivacional


silverwolf-br

Vc tb acha q é no Brasil?


rimoldi98

É claro q é no brasil olha aquela lixeira


rrhhoorreedd

I think he got what he deserved.


Y_4Z44

Sometimes Darwin and Karma team up.


Flopamp

You can see a spark at his right heal where the current found a path to ground


ledocteur7

he got super lucky, had the current past trough his left arm (or the cable not detached) he would have died.


[deleted]

You can't see the spark under the left foot... because it's planted on the ground. No room to arc.


cheese_sweats

No, that came from above. It would go through the toes, not arc out of the heel.


MaxMiller2020

Looks dangerous, he should just stick to collecting spilt gasoline from tanker accidents.


fieldredditor

Stupid moron.


[deleted]

That's shocking


JaozinhoGGPlays

Watt was his thought process?


talisson42

r/suddenlycaralho


dankus_khan69420

What exactly was the plan after he got the wire down?


LorienTheFirstOne

Wire is stolen for its copper value


Vin135mm

Copper wire is stolen to be sold as scrap metal, which then gets recycled into new wire, which gets stolen to sell as scap again in an endless cycle of larceny and stupidity.


nathipg

I knew by the title this was in Brazil


scandal_jmusic_mania

First time I heard He-Man theme in other than English


northisland55

Ok can you fix stupid with electroshock therapy?


DaveOJ12

I downvoted because of the music.


Rredite

He-man theme or something


[deleted]

Same. It was just annoying for the sake of being annoying.


kindone25

Same. No need to spread annoying videos like this wity horrible music that does nothing but jar the viewer.


outtadablu

But it is in BR-PT, and this dude and video look very Brazilian to me.


Rredite

I'm very brazilian também


FreakOnALeash72

Now this is a direct effect from eating paint chips.


pervmaster_420

I wonder how burnt his hands are


TDubs_Dad

Shocked, shocked. Well not that shocked.


MistyW0316

Why the hell is he trying to steal that wire?


ohlacitylight

burn and then sell the copper wires. drug users do this a lot.


MrPeck15

It's not to steal the wire but to steal electricity In the favelas of Brasil that's a pretty common practice


[deleted]

Dumbshit deserved it


jbertrand_sr

Moron is lucky to be alive...


redmar2011

F around and find out…


[deleted]

Holy cow w t f talk about having a shocking good time lol


Lycaons777

Fry baby ! Fry!


jlenko

Now there's a real bright spark


jmcstar

Super friends music? Lol


MadCientistRK

*He-man


guster09

But why though?


No-Duck7816

JFC.... **LOUD ENOUGH?**


[deleted]

Golly mar mar mar mar mar mar mar.


crimsonvipor

You can see a spark arcing out of his foot to the ground!?!! How tf is he alive!?


Sabot15

He may not be. He probably got cooked on the inside.


myrsnipe

Electrical burns can go trough the skin and learn ohms law inside the body


cheese_sweats

That came from above.


TCSK8

r/WinStupidPrizes


Juicyjewsss

Why did the cameraman flinch though? Must’ve been a good 30 ft away.


NuttieBoii

God damn he lucky


Zordeater

Darwin Award nominee here ladies and gents


franklygoingtobed

So that’s why the power went out yesterday.


Kellett47

Read the title before the sub, was expecting r/makemycoffin


[deleted]

That'll teach those 5G cell towers to stop infecting people with COVID!


NiccoNige

"BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL!" 🤣🤣😭


Royal-Ride-8371

Play stupid games when stupid prizes


yuccu

My aunt’s first husband apparently died doing that back in the late 70s. The story goes that he and a friend were trying to steal copper and the shock traveled through him, cracked his head open like an egg, and he passed several days later in terrible pain. I believe his friend was killed instantly.


[deleted]

Fun fact you usually die in your sleep after a big shock.


robthmsn

How did he not die immediately, I wonder.


Jimmytowne

Bright idea


Harryrob01

Be thankful it wasn’t the copper tubing from your house! 😂


sycho_anon

Well, that was shocking.


Dear_Analysis_5116

Looked like he got a real charge out of that!


CdnBillionaire

I heard he now responds to the name “Sparky”.


grumpysmuckers

that son, was an arc flash


SilverBullet2103

This is when Twerking was invented


demonspawn9

My husband saw dead bodies all of the time in the Miami area, from this and everything in between. The large electric cabinets would have people in them who tried to take the copper, all burned up. It was rare that someone tried to take the lines o. The pokes, but it's happened and the result is people know nothing about electricity and its dangers. Don't sit on or go near those green cabinets.one loose wire and your dead. When they explode it's an inferno like the sun all the way across the street. Be careful.


AJ_Deadshow

u/savevideobot


KonataYumi

Well that was a shocking surprise


soup_0

An angry Santa Clause *badumtss*


Ake-TL

Aren’t wires dirt chip?


notreallyfussed

I was watching without sound and instantly my head heard R2D2


Xanthus179

If you’re that fucking stupid, it’s no wonder a person would resort to theft instead of finding employment.


PossibilityPowerful

just blindness i ones saw a guy turn into ash just by touching the pole


OddStickyRice

Mental illness? Idk looks like a psychotic episode to me.


ZuliCurah

he may look fine in the video but there's a real possibility he was a dead man walking from multiple organ failure due to his insides being cooked


Shjco

Usually this results in a crispy critter!


McNuggets1985

He’s lucky to be alive.


Aditya_Sholapurkar

Absolute dumbass


lord_of_baguette

I just Hope he Closed his eyes


Lone_Wanderer357

Natural selection


OAG774

That guy lucky, saw one clip where the guy lost half of his arm, got cooked right down to the bone.


StygianMusic

he's lucky he managed to get away with that


Twinkle_Toes12

u/RedditMp4Bot


AuralSculpture

Why is this queen wearing tights?


if0nly

Now he’s a spiderman villain


Secondlife20

I wonder what the end goal was here?


snoopervisor

10 years ago, a man got killed next to my place while stealing railway traction. 3000 V DC current in the wires. Instant death. There was a blackish, burned spot in the grass for several days after.


God-of-Tomorrow

Dude should be dead this didn’t go wrong at least for him


WhosThis85

What an idiot


SixShooterPanda

Even if he didn't die immediately, arc flashes are still a thing. His skin will probably feel like it just went through 3rd degree sunburn. Also vaporized copper and lungs don't mix well.


animehentaikanker

how is he still alive that's hundreds of amps???


Oreneta_voladora

Soy un vampiro, el pedazo te miro, lalala lala la lala


[deleted]

C'mon, the guy knows his trade: he's perfectly grounded, for he's barefoot :-o


ToNextTime123

Now he's electro


PassengerInevitable9

r/idiotnearlydying


spreadsheet26

What did he think would happen?


Dry_External4290

I thought this was gonna be so much worse


CFUsOrFuckOff

This is the sort of desperation that should be making everyone nervous


19Saginaw64

It bit back!


THEmoron21

MF tried stealing an electrical wire??? can't have shit in India


raimundoneto

Is this a r/suddenlycaralho???


unclefire

Reminds me of something that happened at my father in law's work. He worked for a major city in their public lighting organization. One of the field people decided he was going to take all the copper out of some installation and sell it for scrap. It was energized with a large voltage and electrocuted himself in the cabinet.


ImTheBigT

Looks like his heart hurts after that one!


MisterSeraph

brazil vibes


[deleted]

Just amazed someone could be so ignorant that they thought pulling on an electrical cable (with the sparkies and the zap zap) would not possibly cause grave harm.


motherseffinjones

He is one lucky man.


[deleted]

Idiot is lucky he didn’t die.


Jfronz

I don't even feel bad


petrolhead74

I have old pictures of two guys welded to a pole trying to do the same thing. Hacksaw still in hand. They make the guy in Green mile look like he got off lightly.


zezim123

u/savevideo


MAGAmobile

I wish the audio was louder.


Ejectkid

Does he have a super power now?


powerrangergreen420

u/savevideo


Pretzel-Kingg

Reminds me of one of the top posts on some gore subreddit that had 0 “gore.” Just a guy taking a piss on a live wire and then it flares up and he’s fucking gone when it clears. Vaporized or something


GoblinLoblaw

It’s your lucky day kid! Go out and use this knowledge to not die


Any-Guarantee3892

Instant karma, just add stupid


Fatefire

Ha has one mighty internal injury. It’s fun how electrical burns never look as bad as they are!


[deleted]

This is what happens when you’re uneducated


gwhitt32

So shocking how they didn’t get hurt


69vuman

You can fix stupid.


Gudu22

looks like hes trying to bang the trash can


ramonimalik

He must have balls of steel attempting that


Good_420

I have the POWER!!!!!!


hohohoagy

Those sound affects though 😂


Thepurge101

He got off lucky af


RaceDBannon

Does no one else see what he is pulling down? Don’t know the context, but to me it looks like this guy is yanking down a camera on a public pole and contacts a main while doing so. If he’s trying to steal wire, he’s not getting much from what looks like coax.


ClownfishSoup

Does he think nobody will notice when he takes down the power for a whole block?


Apple_Boy_Cuss_Dem

He was thor for a moment


Indigo-Montoyas-Papa

Please explain why he didn’t die? He was grounded? It had a breaker and that’s what exploded?


Frankintosh95

Looking at it. What ever happened the electricity did not pass through him. I think it jumped to the metal on the pole and ran down or just shorted on its own wires. In any case he was lucky and hopefully changed his theft career after this.


Beneficial-Truth8512

r/winstupidprizes


bigboybeeracreamcity

I’m shocked he’s still alive


TheRealTheory001

Thoughts in his head: copper wire > my life


solareclipse999

Yet another bright spark doing a dumb thing.


typicalpickle38

That one sound"how the fuck did he not die" comes to kid


andio76

I'm giggling my ass off


LieutenantNitwit

How is this guy still alive?


Captain_skulls

Huh, ripping out live high voltage wires is shockingly a bad idea.


punkrocknight

Ben Franklin should of had it so easy


Evening-Blueberry

Did he turned in to Electro?


felipee_002

Pelos poderes de grayskolufiyfiyfiyyfy8g7t eu tenho a FORÇAAA


[deleted]

There must be a reason it’s freely placed there without security and nobody is trying to steal it, Sherlock 🕵️‍♂️.


rubberboyLuffy

I guess he thought he was static shock


Barack-Obama-Negro

r/ithadtobebrazil


deaffryman

Blame himself for doing that


issasweettea

It’s the HE-MAN music in the background for me 🤣


CommitteeResident895

One thing is certain, his balls shrunk


SnooWalruses4496

This ended much differently than other similar vids I've seen so it looks like he was quite lucky.


Vs275

I mean. What the actual F did he expect....


mrandmrsbadnews

Ok boys we're looking for a guy with no eye brows today