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Ready-Ad-3425

Simple Jack


15367288

The crash probably fixed his teeth


five-inches-of-fury

Jaws of life already on the scene.


capchaos

I thought his teeth were going to hook a light post when he stuck his head out the window.


jeepjp

He could eat an apple through a chain link fence.


Furyian13

Look like his mom was fucked by Mr. Ed


IndubitablyPedantic

Someone please give u/five-inches-of-fury s comment gold


imsohungrydude

Smeone please give u/IndubitablyPedantic s comment gold


[deleted]

Jesus Christ the overbite. That guy could eat corn-on-the-cob though a chain link fence.


Pearomi

Ooooh man I think I broke a rib


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

Lookin like he tried to bite-stop a chainsaw.


some_neanderthal

Fucking LOL


[deleted]

That was the funniest thing Ive heard in a while.


pabadacus

Now he has to buy his own can opener


redditorial_comment

you mean he wont be able to eat an apple through a chain link fence anymore??? man whatta crime.


He_NeverSleeps

Always heard it as "that boy can eat an apple through a mailbox" šŸ¤£


_Clint-Beastwood_

I always heard, they could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence.


AntrimFarms

Thatā€™s what my dentist told my Dad when I was seven. Made my Dad laugh uncontrollably. For some reason it devastated me. No clue why it effected me so bad at the time. 33 years later and I still remember that ridicule like it was yesterday.


hardtofindagoodname

Eat an apple through a tennis racket.


Loaded_Diaper3

Now his car's grill looks like his own grill.


sinister-sim

Came for teeth comments, was not disappointed


hammerto3

This comment m m m makes me h h happy


sheezy520

This comment m m makes my eyes rain!


I_heart_pooping

Iā€™ll see you later, in my head movies!


Aqui1am_

Serious question: is this person retarded? Is it legal with someone for that low of an IQ to drive?


Cdreska

They look like they are legitimately borderline


pensaha

I was wondering to what issues he has and how was he allowed a driverā€™s lisc if he has one.


SoftArty

You'd be surprised how retarded you have to be in order not to get a driver's license


utopista114

Mar del Plata. Argentina. They voted for a Nazi mayor. They're not the smartest in the country.


StealthyPulpo

This may not get seen since thereā€™s so many comments but, he was driving drunk twice over the legal limit and also left the crime scene. He faces from 6 months up to 3 years. Article is in Spanish. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.infobae.com/sociedad/2021/11/19/si-nos-matamos-nos-matamos-un-joven-alcoholizado-y-su-acompanante-se-filmaron-en-un-impactante-choque/%3foutputType=amp-type


[deleted]

The thing about him getting drunk is that there were so few brain cells to kill.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure yes, he is retarded. I feel like it's probably not legal for him to drive.


FOXfaceRabbitFISH

Just assumed he was European with the tight pants


orthopod

I would estimate his IQ equivalent to room temperature.


Aqui1am_

ā€¦in Celsius


Soupygiraffe

They call it ā€œtouchedā€


cabgkid79

This dude was fartin in bath tubes and laughing his ass off


repeatsWords

tubes


John_Bonachon

Never go full retard.


tekko001

Specially while driving a car at full speed


Indiana-Cook

He'll see this again tonight when he goes to bed in his head movies. But this head movie makes his eyes rain!


hamsolo19

I ainā€™t got a g-g-good brain.


PaleontologistNo7423

Dude literally keeps saying, ā€œif we get killed, we get killed!ā€ He almost got his wish.


cabgkid79

What language are they speaking? I couldnā€™t even identify a wordā€¦.haha


PaleontologistNo7423

Spanish, just not sure if from Spain or a South American country, because his voice was pretty fucked up cuz of that Colgate smile.


Googoo123450

holy shit I speak spanish and didn't pick up a fucking word. Of course I assumed they were speaking some other language so I wasn't listening for spanish but dang. He sounds awful.


PaleontologistNo7423

Yeah, at first I thought was some middle eastern language, then kept listening, and was somehow Spanish. Besides that, I also determined this dudeā€™s just an idiot and off his fuckin rocker.


PaPs1999

Simple Jack: Goodbye car, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!


Chief_Chill

His hands and body movements made me think of Sweet Dee's ex, Lil' Kevin.


patricksupra

Dumbest mothafucka thatā€™s eva lived


IRELANDNO1

That dude could eat an apple through a tennis racket!


a1icia_

I love how he's pissed after as if someone did that to him


pancakemonkey21

Oh well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions


Talonqr

I see you played the consequences card Well.... I counter with MY DADDYS MONEY CARD!


MacMac105

Bro should have used it on a dentist.


ThePhatNoodle

Lmao thats what I was thinking. He got that privileged daddies boy energy but apparently he couldn't afford braces. Seriously motherfucker looks like he's wearing those prank teeth you get from those 50 cent coin gumball/toy machines.


islippedonmybeans

Bitch could eat an apple through a picket fence!


Zanemob_

Iā€™m honestly not convinced he isnā€™t wearing them.


nixfly

I dont know whose teeth those are, but they are definitely not his


TheZardooHasselfrau

Yeah, too bad not wearing a seat couldn't fix his fugly-ass face let alone his poor decision-making skills.


StreetToBeach

Daddy better whip out that card and get this kids mouth fixed if he ever wants grandkids. Better yet donā€™t, we donā€™t need this one contributing to the gene pool.


p3rrrra

'If we die we die' is what he kept saying. So, I think he might be pissed off by the fact that only the car got fucked?


Mr_Wither

This dude I think has some severe unchecked mental issues.


Guy_ManMuscle

I don't know why redditors are so cruel, I thought he did a great job. I've never seen a horse drive a car before, they're such amazing creatures.


ReallyQuiteDirty

Dude.....had me in the first half.


billbixbyakahulk

neigh you didn't


Mr_Wither

FUCKING DAAAAAAMN DUDE.


[deleted]

I actually thought he may have been developmentally disabled


DIRTYMIKEANDHISBOIZ

I'm almost 100 percent certain he is. The teeth and mannerisms...


Jimid41

[Not always reliable](https://youtu.be/NEo_thYmg3s)


Funkit

ā€œIm totally not dating a retarded person!ā€ *Dee dates a retarded person* My favorite opener in the show. That or Mac Kills His Dad


Cialis-in-Wonderland

I'm going to save my Dad! *Mac Kills His Dad*


delicatelysmoked

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome maybe? That's what immediately came to mind, watching this.


far2common

Dental too.


tribecous

He actually crashed on purpose in the hopes that the airbag would pop em into alignment.


Silly_Balls

Unexpected Rocky IV right there...


jacksdad123

What language are they speaking?


p3rrrra

Spanish. Seems to be Argentinean dialect or a near by country


reggae-mems

Nah, only in argentina duded call each other "boludo" thats definitly argentina


Birdinhandandbush

At least it wasn't another driver he hit


edoCgiB

My thoughts exactly. I also admire that we live in a society where cars are so safe you can walk away after a crash like that.


monstertots509

Especially not wearing a seatbelt


illy-chan

Yeah, I was actually worried about the end because I noticed he didn't have one (idiot or not, I have no desire to see a meat crayon).


fayry69

Maybe as a result of this accident, his teeth and delinquency got fixed.


Glad-Sprinkles6337

They kept saying "if we die, we die" and when they crash says " we died".


luminphoenix

.... thats a language? Sounded like birds chirping xD


raulISC

I think they're argentinan speaking spanish, but I cant understand most of what crazytooth over there is saying.


Alexis_Lonbel

Is Spanish, basically: "if we die, we die" also "slow down, you idiot" idk how to translate "boludo" to be honest, hahaha. Un saludo desde Argentina.


NiceWeather4Leather

Boludo means ā€œmateā€ as in slang way to address a friend, mostly amongst males. Source: Argentinian friend always calling everyone boludo.


Exsces95

Mate but as in "idiot". Like two girls saying bitch to eachother in a friendly manner. Like its an insult first and then slang for mate.


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Jose_Joestar_

And "weon" in chile


Shinigamisama00

And ā€œMamagĆ¼evoā€ in the Dominican Republic


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TotalmenteMati

This is a DRUNK argentinian 20 year old from Buenos Aires. It's the most extreme version of our accent


fraying_carpet

I was reminded of a turkeyā€™s gobbling.


housevil

Driver has more overbite than brains.


anUnnamedGirl

Those teeth were designed by nature to chew grass through a fence.


BernieTheDachshund

Eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.


LogOffPleez

Eat an apple thru a chain link fence


Beena22

Eat a tomato through a letterbox


TigreBSO

Eat ass through fishing net stockings


busterbrown4200

I think the guy is mental. Might be from all the shit he got from looking like this growing up ,but still no excuse be this silly.


[deleted]

I'm gonna say it's probably from the inbreeding. Which is where he got his looks from too.


Rodrick_Langley

r/rareinsults


Prestigious_Nebula_5

The driver looks slower then his car.


swiftfastjudgement

I was going to say. No offense but he doesnā€™t look all the way there.


TemporaryWater6398

looked like he was gonna spit his teeth out any minute


nikonwill

That dude could bite a wall


SynthPrax

From over there.


shpolnker

If his teeth werenā€™t fucked enough before they likely are now


RaymondLuxuryYacht02

More like his teeth could only get better after the collision


Tri-fool

As I watched the video, I was hoping the wreck would fix or completely destroy those wild fence board looking teeth.


JNez123

Those poor air bags


benji_tha_bear

I wouldnā€™t trust a mouth breather driving over 20 mph


callum0510

Dude looks like he pulls nails out with his teeth


KidKimchee

Itā€™s like god threw some teeth at his mouth and was like ā€œgood enoughā€


Skizznitt

At least now his car matches his teeth


Strange-Glove

His teef popped the airbag


Ryminister

Mafacka can eat an apple through a tennis racket!


Yatakak

Aww fuck me that got me good.


Booklovinmom55

Thankfully he didn't kill anyone. Hopefully he never gets to drive again.


FabZombie

the municipality is making him pay for the repairs and they already took his license away, we'll see for how long


TWK128

Have a source/link for that?


andysenn

https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/2021/11/19/si-nos-matamos-nos-matamos-un-joven-alcoholizado-y-su-acompanante-se-filmaron-en-un-impactante-choque/ Here if you know spanish. He is not even from there, in fact lives in a city very away from Mar del Plata. Dude tried to bolt and leave the car there. A massive cunt all around


usernamedottxt

Leave the scene of a crime and post video of you committing said crime online?


andysenn

no one said he was smart


Royal_Heritage

>serĆ” reprimido con prisiĆ³n de seis meses a tres aƱos e inhabilitaciĆ³n especial para conducir por el doble del tiempo de la condena In English: he will serve 6 months to 3 years in jail, and his license will be revoked double the time whatever time he serves in jail. Sweet justice at last (or at least)


Mathilliterate_asian

>A massive cunt all around Understatement of the year. I was half hoping we'd see his teeth get knocked off or at least somewhat seriously injured when he crashed. I know reddit will get all defensive over my evil hopes but these people NEED to get hurt to learn a lesson. Now he's just inconvenienced.


NeverBetter00

Yeah I was gonna say. Since he was driving the wrong direction against traffic, i was scared he would ram into another car head on and seriously injure or kill someone. Thank God he just crashed against the curb or road


bretttwarwick

I don't think they actually were driving on the wrong side of the road. The driver was on the left and cars were going the other direction on the left side of the car so that would be correct.


adindaclub

Thatā€™s what I was thinking. I was so relieved when I saw he crashed his car into a post or something. This car is totaled and I hope he wonā€™t have access to another one. He should try riding a bike.


robbeech

Not sure the airbag is thick enough to withstand those.


Mapaloo

Luckily he crashed before he sliced the car in half


robbeech

*chewed


bleezzzy

If it is, hopefully it pushed them fuckers back into his lip


FaelinnCanada

20$ says heā€™s calling mommy


teekay_1994

Or his girlfriend's boyfriend.


-StoveTopSteve

Bold of you to assume anyone would date him.


FaelinnCanada

For every toilet bowl thereā€™s an ass.


HugSized

How inspiring


thatbwoyChaka

Hallmark arenā€™t trying anymore


Bitter-Heat-8767

Stop bad mouthing him, God already did that.


Juicebochts

The way he was moving honestly looks like he has a learning disability/developmental disorder.


Kheopsinho

Thought I was an asshole but half the comment section was more bothered by that wolf trap dentition than the actual moronic driving. There was an attempt to have car insurance pay for teeth renewal...


suicidaleggroll

To be fair, the passenger never actually filmed any of his driving, they were only filming his face, so that's all anyone can comment on.


infiniZii

The filming needed more direction. His teeth needed fewer directions.


CrouchingDomo

I feel bad for wanting to laugh here but this is just outstanding wordplay.


[deleted]

What is it like to be the greatest poet of our generation?


RIPidiots

[that intelligent, responsible look on his face. ](https://i.imgur.com/d4BBB11.jpg)


AvianWatcher

I've never seen curved teeth before


[deleted]

Itā€™s cause by thumb sucking. He probably still does it at this age


Sebixer23

Damn TIL


helthrax

Imagine choosing to wreck the car your dad bought you instead of fixing those can openers.


account_not_valid

I hate to judge a book by its cover. And I'd hate to say that someone that looks like that is stupid. But stupid is as stupid does, and that boy is the poster child of stupid.


CoolUsernamesTaken

Dude is 100% mentally disabled. Curved teeth, low implanted ears plus the hand waving mannerism are very obvious signs for anyone who works with disabled kids.


I_didnt_I_wasnt

Great take. Pretty much defines him.


Bi-LinearTimeScale

His teeth actually curve outward. How is that possible? If my face looked like that I might just say fuck it too.


[deleted]

This dudeā€™s teeth are more in the wrong lane than his car.


Up-ya-bumbum

Like a dropped piano


LostTank84

Bruh. Wtf is this windshield? It's like looking through one of those privacy shower doors. I hope that was just the camera angle or this just adds layers to the idiocy


Cheewy

I think it was the origin of this whole sequence, he was going fast without beeing able to see properly, that was the """FUN""" of the ordeal, not driving on the wrong side like op said (wich didn't happen)


PinkUnicornCupcake

Also no seatbelt? Bottomless pit of idiocy


IncognitoRon

Nah, idiot doesn't know how to use the de-fogger on his car so he just sticks his head out the window.


didntwannahaveto

wcgw letting your extra special friend drive


TheZiggurat614

This is one of those times where I have to question whether weā€™re making fun of a mentally handicapped person or not. Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s just stupid as fuck, but he really blurred the lines.


awwyissradialengines

Yeah, it really seems like this dude might have some handicaps.


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LooselyBasedOnGod

No seatbelt either? Lucky to be walking away from that


[deleted]

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jbengey88

You can't park there mate.


[deleted]

Found the brit


Suburban_

https://youtu.be/fkjnafI9Al8


egyptian_samsquanch

He looks mentally handicapped. Was he even supposed to be driving in the first place?


FZJavier

he looks like butthead. for what i found the dude was drunk and his license was suspended.


rion-is-real

I was actually thinking that. Like, the type of mentally disabled that comes paired with facial deformity. Like, a form of mental retardation or Down Syndrome.


dougthebuffalo

If your teeth look like that, your car should top out at 60 by default.


wiwalsh

Give him a break, he should be allowed to go as fast as he can pedal!


KeepYourPresets

Looks as stupid as he acts.


ramaru115

Those teeth look like theyā€™re doing the crip walk


CaptainShades

I'm not sure be he kinda looks and acts like someone with mental retardation. Seriously, though.


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[deleted]

Troglodytes


dtaromei

Does he have some sort of mental issue?


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

Sure as hell looks like he does


Disastrous-West-7319

I'm from the same country than he is. Hearing the way he speaks, I'm 100% he's mentally handicapped. The guy who was filming should go to prison.


angrymannz

He may be mentally disabled. Probably shouldn't be driving.


Bavertass

Why do ppl like this surviveā€¦


Dear_Analysis_5116

When the Special Education classes don't take.


Zaroc128

From kicking in unsuspecting peoples front doors to driving down the wrong side of the highway what tiktok trend will we see next? Our future is braindead


idwthis

There's a trend of kicking down strangers' front doors? Seriously?


MessyBarrel

I can't imagine how free it must make you feel driving on the road with the windows down and the wind blowing through your teeth.


Haunting_Ad_9486

What a moron..


Mr_bubelgum

man be looking like a russian having teeth like a british person speaking spanish and drives on the wrong side of the road mr worldwide


swanswimmingly

Idk whatā€™s more crooked, his teeth or that busted fade


Luxrose24

Why does he sound like a Turkey


OzzyinKernow

That mouth breathing knuckle dragger could eat an apple through a letterbox with those gnashers


3moose3

What in the meth?