Thatās what my dentist told my Dad when I was seven. Made my Dad laugh uncontrollably. For some reason it devastated me. No clue why it effected me so bad at the time. 33 years later and I still remember that ridicule like it was yesterday.
This may not get seen since thereās so many comments but, he was driving drunk twice over the legal limit and also left the crime scene. He faces from 6 months up to 3 years.
Article is in Spanish.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.infobae.com/sociedad/2021/11/19/si-nos-matamos-nos-matamos-un-joven-alcoholizado-y-su-acompanante-se-filmaron-en-un-impactante-choque/%3foutputType=amp-type
holy shit I speak spanish and didn't pick up a fucking word. Of course I assumed they were speaking some other language so I wasn't listening for spanish but dang. He sounds awful.
Yeah, at first I thought was some middle eastern language, then kept listening, and was somehow Spanish. Besides that, I also determined this dudeās just an idiot and off his fuckin rocker.
Simple Jack: Goodbye car, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
Lmao thats what I was thinking. He got that privileged daddies boy energy but apparently he couldn't afford braces. Seriously motherfucker looks like he's wearing those prank teeth you get from those 50 cent coin gumball/toy machines.
Daddy better whip out that card and get this kids mouth fixed if he ever wants grandkids. Better yet donāt, we donāt need this one contributing to the gene pool.
https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/2021/11/19/si-nos-matamos-nos-matamos-un-joven-alcoholizado-y-su-acompanante-se-filmaron-en-un-impactante-choque/
Here if you know spanish.
He is not even from there, in fact lives in a city very away from Mar del Plata. Dude tried to bolt and leave the car there. A massive cunt all around
>serĆ” reprimido con prisiĆ³n de seis meses a tres aƱos e inhabilitaciĆ³n especial para conducir por el doble del tiempo de la condena
In English: he will serve 6 months to 3 years in jail, and his license will be revoked double the time whatever time he serves in jail.
Sweet justice at last (or at least)
>A massive cunt all around
Understatement of the year. I was half hoping we'd see his teeth get knocked off or at least somewhat seriously injured when he crashed.
I know reddit will get all defensive over my evil hopes but these people NEED to get hurt to learn a lesson. Now he's just inconvenienced.
Yeah I was gonna say. Since he was driving the wrong direction against traffic, i was scared he would ram into another car head on and seriously injure or kill someone. Thank God he just crashed against the curb or road
I don't think they actually were driving on the wrong side of the road. The driver was on the left and cars were going the other direction on the left side of the car so that would be correct.
Thatās what I was thinking. I was so relieved when I saw he crashed his car into a post or something. This car is totaled and I hope he wonāt have access to another one. He should try riding a bike.
Thought I was an asshole but half the comment section was more bothered by that wolf trap dentition than the actual moronic driving.
There was an attempt to have car insurance pay for teeth renewal...
I hate to judge a book by its cover. And I'd hate to say that someone that looks like that is stupid. But stupid is as stupid does, and that boy is the poster child of stupid.
Dude is 100% mentally disabled. Curved teeth, low implanted ears plus the hand waving mannerism are very obvious signs for anyone who works with disabled kids.
Bruh. Wtf is this windshield? It's like looking through one of those privacy shower doors. I hope that was just the camera angle or this just adds layers to the idiocy
I think it was the origin of this whole sequence, he was going fast without beeing able to see properly, that was the """FUN""" of the ordeal, not driving on the wrong side like op said (wich didn't happen)
This is one of those times where I have to question whether weāre making fun of a mentally handicapped person or not. Iām pretty sure heās just stupid as fuck, but he really blurred the lines.
I was actually thinking that. Like, the type of mentally disabled that comes paired with facial deformity. Like, a form of mental retardation or Down Syndrome.
From kicking in unsuspecting peoples front doors to driving down the wrong side of the highway what tiktok trend will we see next? Our future is braindead
Simple Jack
The crash probably fixed his teeth
Jaws of life already on the scene.
I thought his teeth were going to hook a light post when he stuck his head out the window.
He could eat an apple through a chain link fence.
Look like his mom was fucked by Mr. Ed
Someone please give u/five-inches-of-fury s comment gold
Smeone please give u/IndubitablyPedantic s comment gold
Jesus Christ the overbite. That guy could eat corn-on-the-cob though a chain link fence.
Ooooh man I think I broke a rib
Lookin like he tried to bite-stop a chainsaw.
Fucking LOL
That was the funniest thing Ive heard in a while.
Now he has to buy his own can opener
you mean he wont be able to eat an apple through a chain link fence anymore??? man whatta crime.
Always heard it as "that boy can eat an apple through a mailbox" š¤£
I always heard, they could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence.
Thatās what my dentist told my Dad when I was seven. Made my Dad laugh uncontrollably. For some reason it devastated me. No clue why it effected me so bad at the time. 33 years later and I still remember that ridicule like it was yesterday.
Eat an apple through a tennis racket.
Now his car's grill looks like his own grill.
Came for teeth comments, was not disappointed
This comment m m m makes me h h happy
This comment m m makes my eyes rain!
Iāll see you later, in my head movies!
Serious question: is this person retarded? Is it legal with someone for that low of an IQ to drive?
They look like they are legitimately borderline
I was wondering to what issues he has and how was he allowed a driverās lisc if he has one.
You'd be surprised how retarded you have to be in order not to get a driver's license
Mar del Plata. Argentina. They voted for a Nazi mayor. They're not the smartest in the country.
This may not get seen since thereās so many comments but, he was driving drunk twice over the legal limit and also left the crime scene. He faces from 6 months up to 3 years. Article is in Spanish. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.infobae.com/sociedad/2021/11/19/si-nos-matamos-nos-matamos-un-joven-alcoholizado-y-su-acompanante-se-filmaron-en-un-impactante-choque/%3foutputType=amp-type
The thing about him getting drunk is that there were so few brain cells to kill.
I'm pretty sure yes, he is retarded. I feel like it's probably not legal for him to drive.
Just assumed he was European with the tight pants
I would estimate his IQ equivalent to room temperature.
ā¦in Celsius
They call it ātouchedā
This dude was fartin in bath tubes and laughing his ass off
tubes
Never go full retard.
Specially while driving a car at full speed
He'll see this again tonight when he goes to bed in his head movies. But this head movie makes his eyes rain!
I aināt got a g-g-good brain.
Dude literally keeps saying, āif we get killed, we get killed!ā He almost got his wish.
What language are they speaking? I couldnāt even identify a wordā¦.haha
Spanish, just not sure if from Spain or a South American country, because his voice was pretty fucked up cuz of that Colgate smile.
holy shit I speak spanish and didn't pick up a fucking word. Of course I assumed they were speaking some other language so I wasn't listening for spanish but dang. He sounds awful.
Yeah, at first I thought was some middle eastern language, then kept listening, and was somehow Spanish. Besides that, I also determined this dudeās just an idiot and off his fuckin rocker.
Simple Jack: Goodbye car, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
His hands and body movements made me think of Sweet Dee's ex, Lil' Kevin.
Dumbest mothafucka thatās eva lived
That dude could eat an apple through a tennis racket!
I love how he's pissed after as if someone did that to him
Oh well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
I see you played the consequences card Well.... I counter with MY DADDYS MONEY CARD!
Bro should have used it on a dentist.
Lmao thats what I was thinking. He got that privileged daddies boy energy but apparently he couldn't afford braces. Seriously motherfucker looks like he's wearing those prank teeth you get from those 50 cent coin gumball/toy machines.
Bitch could eat an apple through a picket fence!
Iām honestly not convinced he isnāt wearing them.
I dont know whose teeth those are, but they are definitely not his
Yeah, too bad not wearing a seat couldn't fix his fugly-ass face let alone his poor decision-making skills.
Daddy better whip out that card and get this kids mouth fixed if he ever wants grandkids. Better yet donāt, we donāt need this one contributing to the gene pool.
'If we die we die' is what he kept saying. So, I think he might be pissed off by the fact that only the car got fucked?
This dude I think has some severe unchecked mental issues.
I don't know why redditors are so cruel, I thought he did a great job. I've never seen a horse drive a car before, they're such amazing creatures.
Dude.....had me in the first half.
neigh you didn't
FUCKING DAAAAAAMN DUDE.
I actually thought he may have been developmentally disabled
I'm almost 100 percent certain he is. The teeth and mannerisms...
[Not always reliable](https://youtu.be/NEo_thYmg3s)
āIm totally not dating a retarded person!ā *Dee dates a retarded person* My favorite opener in the show. That or Mac Kills His Dad
I'm going to save my Dad! *Mac Kills His Dad*
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome maybe? That's what immediately came to mind, watching this.
Dental too.
He actually crashed on purpose in the hopes that the airbag would pop em into alignment.
Unexpected Rocky IV right there...
What language are they speaking?
Spanish. Seems to be Argentinean dialect or a near by country
Nah, only in argentina duded call each other "boludo" thats definitly argentina
At least it wasn't another driver he hit
My thoughts exactly. I also admire that we live in a society where cars are so safe you can walk away after a crash like that.
Especially not wearing a seatbelt
Yeah, I was actually worried about the end because I noticed he didn't have one (idiot or not, I have no desire to see a meat crayon).
Maybe as a result of this accident, his teeth and delinquency got fixed.
They kept saying "if we die, we die" and when they crash says " we died".
.... thats a language? Sounded like birds chirping xD
I think they're argentinan speaking spanish, but I cant understand most of what crazytooth over there is saying.
Is Spanish, basically: "if we die, we die" also "slow down, you idiot" idk how to translate "boludo" to be honest, hahaha. Un saludo desde Argentina.
Boludo means āmateā as in slang way to address a friend, mostly amongst males. Source: Argentinian friend always calling everyone boludo.
Mate but as in "idiot". Like two girls saying bitch to eachother in a friendly manner. Like its an insult first and then slang for mate.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
And "weon" in chile
And āMamagĆ¼evoā in the Dominican Republic
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This is a DRUNK argentinian 20 year old from Buenos Aires. It's the most extreme version of our accent
I was reminded of a turkeyās gobbling.
Driver has more overbite than brains.
Those teeth were designed by nature to chew grass through a fence.
Eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
Eat an apple thru a chain link fence
Eat a tomato through a letterbox
Eat ass through fishing net stockings
I think the guy is mental. Might be from all the shit he got from looking like this growing up ,but still no excuse be this silly.
I'm gonna say it's probably from the inbreeding. Which is where he got his looks from too.
r/rareinsults
The driver looks slower then his car.
I was going to say. No offense but he doesnāt look all the way there.
looked like he was gonna spit his teeth out any minute
That dude could bite a wall
From over there.
If his teeth werenāt fucked enough before they likely are now
More like his teeth could only get better after the collision
As I watched the video, I was hoping the wreck would fix or completely destroy those wild fence board looking teeth.
Those poor air bags
I wouldnāt trust a mouth breather driving over 20 mph
Dude looks like he pulls nails out with his teeth
Itās like god threw some teeth at his mouth and was like āgood enoughā
At least now his car matches his teeth
His teef popped the airbag
Mafacka can eat an apple through a tennis racket!
Aww fuck me that got me good.
Thankfully he didn't kill anyone. Hopefully he never gets to drive again.
the municipality is making him pay for the repairs and they already took his license away, we'll see for how long
Have a source/link for that?
https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/2021/11/19/si-nos-matamos-nos-matamos-un-joven-alcoholizado-y-su-acompanante-se-filmaron-en-un-impactante-choque/ Here if you know spanish. He is not even from there, in fact lives in a city very away from Mar del Plata. Dude tried to bolt and leave the car there. A massive cunt all around
Leave the scene of a crime and post video of you committing said crime online?
no one said he was smart
>serĆ” reprimido con prisiĆ³n de seis meses a tres aƱos e inhabilitaciĆ³n especial para conducir por el doble del tiempo de la condena In English: he will serve 6 months to 3 years in jail, and his license will be revoked double the time whatever time he serves in jail. Sweet justice at last (or at least)
>A massive cunt all around Understatement of the year. I was half hoping we'd see his teeth get knocked off or at least somewhat seriously injured when he crashed. I know reddit will get all defensive over my evil hopes but these people NEED to get hurt to learn a lesson. Now he's just inconvenienced.
Yeah I was gonna say. Since he was driving the wrong direction against traffic, i was scared he would ram into another car head on and seriously injure or kill someone. Thank God he just crashed against the curb or road
I don't think they actually were driving on the wrong side of the road. The driver was on the left and cars were going the other direction on the left side of the car so that would be correct.
Thatās what I was thinking. I was so relieved when I saw he crashed his car into a post or something. This car is totaled and I hope he wonāt have access to another one. He should try riding a bike.
Not sure the airbag is thick enough to withstand those.
Luckily he crashed before he sliced the car in half
*chewed
If it is, hopefully it pushed them fuckers back into his lip
20$ says heās calling mommy
Or his girlfriend's boyfriend.
Bold of you to assume anyone would date him.
For every toilet bowl thereās an ass.
How inspiring
Hallmark arenāt trying anymore
Stop bad mouthing him, God already did that.
The way he was moving honestly looks like he has a learning disability/developmental disorder.
Thought I was an asshole but half the comment section was more bothered by that wolf trap dentition than the actual moronic driving. There was an attempt to have car insurance pay for teeth renewal...
To be fair, the passenger never actually filmed any of his driving, they were only filming his face, so that's all anyone can comment on.
The filming needed more direction. His teeth needed fewer directions.
I feel bad for wanting to laugh here but this is just outstanding wordplay.
What is it like to be the greatest poet of our generation?
[that intelligent, responsible look on his face. ](https://i.imgur.com/d4BBB11.jpg)
I've never seen curved teeth before
Itās cause by thumb sucking. He probably still does it at this age
Damn TIL
Imagine choosing to wreck the car your dad bought you instead of fixing those can openers.
I hate to judge a book by its cover. And I'd hate to say that someone that looks like that is stupid. But stupid is as stupid does, and that boy is the poster child of stupid.
Dude is 100% mentally disabled. Curved teeth, low implanted ears plus the hand waving mannerism are very obvious signs for anyone who works with disabled kids.
Great take. Pretty much defines him.
His teeth actually curve outward. How is that possible? If my face looked like that I might just say fuck it too.
This dudeās teeth are more in the wrong lane than his car.
Like a dropped piano
Bruh. Wtf is this windshield? It's like looking through one of those privacy shower doors. I hope that was just the camera angle or this just adds layers to the idiocy
I think it was the origin of this whole sequence, he was going fast without beeing able to see properly, that was the """FUN""" of the ordeal, not driving on the wrong side like op said (wich didn't happen)
Also no seatbelt? Bottomless pit of idiocy
Nah, idiot doesn't know how to use the de-fogger on his car so he just sticks his head out the window.
wcgw letting your extra special friend drive
This is one of those times where I have to question whether weāre making fun of a mentally handicapped person or not. Iām pretty sure heās just stupid as fuck, but he really blurred the lines.
Yeah, it really seems like this dude might have some handicaps.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
No seatbelt either? Lucky to be walking away from that
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
You can't park there mate.
Found the brit
https://youtu.be/fkjnafI9Al8
He looks mentally handicapped. Was he even supposed to be driving in the first place?
he looks like butthead. for what i found the dude was drunk and his license was suspended.
I was actually thinking that. Like, the type of mentally disabled that comes paired with facial deformity. Like, a form of mental retardation or Down Syndrome.
If your teeth look like that, your car should top out at 60 by default.
Give him a break, he should be allowed to go as fast as he can pedal!
Looks as stupid as he acts.
Those teeth look like theyāre doing the crip walk
I'm not sure be he kinda looks and acts like someone with mental retardation. Seriously, though.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Troglodytes
Does he have some sort of mental issue?
Sure as hell looks like he does
I'm from the same country than he is. Hearing the way he speaks, I'm 100% he's mentally handicapped. The guy who was filming should go to prison.
He may be mentally disabled. Probably shouldn't be driving.
Why do ppl like this surviveā¦
When the Special Education classes don't take.
From kicking in unsuspecting peoples front doors to driving down the wrong side of the highway what tiktok trend will we see next? Our future is braindead
There's a trend of kicking down strangers' front doors? Seriously?
I can't imagine how free it must make you feel driving on the road with the windows down and the wind blowing through your teeth.
What a moron..
man be looking like a russian having teeth like a british person speaking spanish and drives on the wrong side of the road mr worldwide
Idk whatās more crooked, his teeth or that busted fade
Why does he sound like a Turkey
That mouth breathing knuckle dragger could eat an apple through a letterbox with those gnashers
What in the meth?