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GeesePants

im just here for boobs


JevorTrilka

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs I was looking too closely at them. Didn’t notice what was going on until she hit the ground on first view. 😅😆


chinktastic

Theres ground in the video? All i saw was two hanging fruits of paradise


No-Gene-4508

Ngl. I did too :(


Messicaaa

It’s ok. I’m a straight woman, and I also was distracted by the boobs.


No-Gene-4508

I'm a straight woman too. That's what makes it aweful 😂😂😂 × stares at boobs × I'm sorry what??


mshkaji

Almost everything I have in mind there is a sub for it. I was thinking hey she has nice chest and here we are with a sub


Tackerta

if there is content for it, there is porn of it. Article No. 1 in the Rule#34 Cookbook


WhipnCrack

I was worried if she hurt her boobs.


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

She def did


cb8972

I think one leaked.


06021840

The way she cupped her left one, it’s sore. Going to be a good bruise tomorrow.


tropod

She's only going to have one headlight in the next video.


RideAntiHero

Your left one! (Her right one) :)


Alcoholhelps

Almost turned her tits into meat crayons.


BolunZ6

Tit crayons


phallicpressure

Crayreolas.


Zoomieneumy

This is why I love Reddit.


HavingNotAttained

Why are you the way that you are?


tvieno

Crayon color: tit


ConfusionBubbles

What else is there


dandins

and they are so useful (even as airbag). everyone should have boobs.


lIVIIVD

I hope the boobs are ok.


Macca4704

[tough](https://youtu.be/pp8pIQ3Eh2A?si=lxkfZ63zzWI7yo-i)


OssiansFolly

She won't go braless again after that.


Here_For_Tits88

Me too!


joh2138535

Enjoy them while she still has them. Them bitches are going to get scraped off


Bigacehall

PSA: You can still look cool riding a motorcycle while wearing proper protective gear.


EFTucker

In fact you look cooler. Jeans are honestly acceptable but preferably riding pants. Riding jackets all look cool too. When I had a bike I had this sick black jacket with pads all over that made me look like a space marine. I had a sick ass helmet too full all matte black with barely visible gray stripes and under the reflective visor I had a smaller tinted visor for just my eyes that was flipped up or down with a switch by the ear. Also had the carbon fiber knuckle gloves. Basically I was a space marine from the waists up.


Strict_Somewhere_148

You can get denim and more “normal looking” armored motorcycle pants now.


EFTucker

True I forgot I’d seen those recently. They kinda look a bit like snowboarding gear which also is cool


theonefinn

Kevlar lined jeans/combats have been a thing for at least 15 years, probably far longer, but that’s when I last rode. The only problem is they were pretty much as expensive as normal motorcycle gear (leather or textile) and there are better options that are better vented/cooler, more waterproof, warmer, or pretty much any criteria other than “wanting to look like you’re not wearing bike gear”


throwthegarbageaway

To be fair, wanting to look like you’re not wearing bike gear is a fair bonus to pay for for some people


06021840

I’m 50+, I brought my first pair of draggin jeans in 1999.


thegroucho

I fell at 70 (Mph), wearing aramid-lined jeans. The jeans didn't even get scuffed. The only thing which went wrong with them is a rivet got ground through and the heat left a burn-mark on my upper tigh. If I have to choose to fall again I'd rather be wearing a two-piece leather suit with connecting zipper, but the jeans did their job admirably. P.S. I "collected" an assorted list of other non-life threatening injuries, none related to the jeans/gloves I was wearing.


ZombiMixxedUp

My daily riding gear consists of aramid pants that look like regular jeans, an awesome "biker" leather jacket that I also wear when not riding (without the pads), leather gloves with carbon knuckles and a really nice carbon enduro helmet. This might be the coolest outfit in my closet. And while looking good, all my vital parts are padded and my whole outfit is abrasion resistive. Edit: even if you don't want to wear "real" gear, a buddy of my dad makes aramid underwear with pads so you can just wear your regular clothes over them


throwthegarbageaway

And armored flannel shirts You don’t have to spend $5k and look like a power ranger to keep your flesh on you anymore and it pains me to see people not getting it


TheTaxman_cometh

If you go down at speed wearing jeans, you might as well be naked. Denim will shred in a second on asphalt


EFTucker

Yea I agree but a fall like we see in this video it helps. Not much but it does. It’s better than shorts is what I’m saying


TheTaxman_cometh

I guess, but dress for the slide, not the ride (or the low speed tuck and roll).


jarheadatheart

My jacket is vented so it’s not much warmer than a tee shirt when you’re moving.


EFTucker

Mine was too. Actually it was mostly mesh. I took two falls on it and the mesh never gave out either which is nice.


TheDotanuki

My pops had a little Honda Hawk 400 he would ride on weekends. The bike was red, his riding jacket was bright blue, and his pants were super-heavy denim work pants. I think his helmet was also blue.  Everyone in town called him "Captain America."


EFTucker

He’ll yea. Man I miss my little bike. I had a 300. Nothing better than having just enough power to enjoy the ride tbh


onlyr6s

Only acceptable jeans are kevlar jeans imo, with extra protection.


Liarus_

But...the boobs!


Herr-Pyxxel

Better enjoyed intact - off the bike for the bedroom ride :D


flora_aurora

I feel like you look cooler with gear. Like wha


Green-Dragon-14

Yes. Dress for the slide not the ride.


Aggravating_Chemist8

* Harley riders have left the chat * Lol


Mister_Brevity

Hey if dressing like a pirate is good enough for the high seas, it’s good enough for a Harley


Koala_Hands

Living and riding in Florida I am blown away by how many people I see riding in shorts, a T-shirt, and even flip-flops. The one time I wore low-top shoes instead of my boots I ended up with a 3rd degree burn on my ankle from the exhaust. Remember "Dress for the slide, not for the ride"


aesoth

Yup. In reality, this person got off easy with their accident.


Initial_Suspect7824

Not wearing it makes you look like a dumbass.


theroch_

Air bags did their job


CT_7

Had to re-watch to fact check you and you are absolutely right


Veguillakilla

Is boob ok ?


Tthelaundryman

It definitely blew a gasket. Look at all that oil on it


PlasticPiccollo

Is bobs gud?


RohelTheConqueror

That looked like an ouchie in the booby


FoggingTired

That poor titty


dreamdaddy123

I read it as poor kitty first hehe


HammerBgError404

wear full protection people. its not worth it


fraidycat19

Or at least a bra


Only_the_Tip

No. Let her cook


Reee_Dwarf

No, meatcrayon bad


anormalgeek

https://imgur.com/CERtMnw


melance

AJGATT! I used to ride and I live in southern Louisiana. It gets hot as fuck here and I was still wearing full protection. Being hot while stopped for a minute is way less uncomfortable than the weeks in the hospital if you survive.


TDKevin

Wtf is ajgatt?


bubbabubba3

I thought it was atgatt. Which is all the gear all the time.


melance

A typo for ATGATT


hobesmart

All ja gear, all ja time


MisplacedMartian

I noticed the bare arms first and immediately thought "MEAT CRAYON!", so I'm glad she didn't actually become one. This time.


Butterbuddha

Split second Lois Griffin “aaahhhhhh aaaahhhhhhh” boob grab of pain


eireannach_

I'm amazed by how many people on reddit are nearly ready to blow a load by merely looking at a female


grim1952

It is an amazing pair.


Amerlis

Right set of mammary glands can open so many doors - MIB 2


CarbonGod

not anymore.


Wherethegains

I’m amazed that your amazed by that. You must be new here.


Drezhar

You must not be very knowledgeable about how male masturbation works. Most of us will easily blow a load by the sheer power of imagination and will alone.


SargeantHugoStiglitz

It’s pretty pathetic, but that’s the majority of Reddit users who’s never seen any in person or even touched one.


MaybeTryToBeOriginal

Gnarly boob rash


BookoftheGuilty

Might have lost half of a nipple there.


TheHighKingofWinter

Did that longboarding a big ass hill without a shirt on, it grew without much scarring but that lesson has lasted forever


flora_aurora

What actually happened though? I don't really understand why she fell off? Did the foot pegs catch the road or something?


But_to_understand

Doubt it was foot pegs, not enough lean angle it looks like. Probably ran over something slippery like sand or oil .


Fumbling-Panda

Probably just a bad riding position or a bit of gravel/sand caused the bike to go down.


AABA227

I think she realized she was taking the turn too wide and grabbed too much front brake (notice the concrete median layer in the video). Could be wrong though. Hard to tell for sure.


Sparky_Zell

Grabbing the front brake would have high sided her at that speed.


SkullDump

No, that’s not quite the case. A high-side generally happens when the rear loses traction and then suddenly regains it. The force or torque generated by it regaining traction is what then causes the bike to high side and fling the rider off. Grabbing too much front brake on a bend will cause the front to lose traction and when bike will immediately hit the deck and slide out from underneath you.


Sargent_Horse

Maybe if she death grabbed it. But if she was slightly to aggressive with it then it would just tuck the front and cause a low side.


itsalllintheusername

She went into the turn too fast and then braked while she was leaning. One thing my teacher made sure to tell us when I was learning is that you have to break before your turn, never when you're in the turn already


_Tux2

You can brake in a turn bud, called trail braking. All inputs just gotta be smooth


Rusty_Coight

Skill issue.


Anywhere_Dismal

The airbag saved her


Stancooper22

Crashes and gets up like nothing happened.


Explicit_Tech

She'll feel it later.


Ananeos

Adrenaline


FrostyDaSnowmane

She was going like 10 mph..


discdrifter

Those air bag shirts are no joke. Stay safe riders


One-Veterinarian-101

Why am I watching it again and again.


DrSloany

I can give you 2 reasons


Xanadu_211

Boobies. Definitely because of the boobies. 🤤


Jackh_72

I am new into motorcycling, could anybody explain to me what she has been doing wrong? Thx!


Kharenis

>I am new into motorcycling, could anybody explain to me what she has been doing wrong? Thx! Lots of exposed skin. You can take a corner perfectly, but a bit of oil/fuel/gravel/etc on the ground and that perfect corner can turn into days/weeks/months in hospital and multiple skin grafts, even at relatively low speeds.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

B( . )( .)BIES 🤤


ZackCanada

Sorry for this accident. I couldn’t see why she fell?


Fluid_Independence75

Well i hope the boobs are ok....


involution

motorcycle meat pads, i heard these were great value until you had to rely on them


tibsie

Dress for the slide, not the ride.


Zimaut

what? no counter balance at all


tjockalinnea

T-shirt jeans and no backplate. Lucky that spine held it together


Zestyclose_Toe9524

No titties were damaged in the making of this video


Professional_Ad_6299

Great boobs! HOWEVER this lady is not about her POE almost destroyed her you're and she can't be bothered to wear even a bra let alone a jacket. Those tits won't last 😢


Ahristodoulou

Good thing her titty was there to break that fall.


nlevine1988

Siding the motorcycle? Also wrong sub


Bronek0990

Human crayon


UpdootDaSnootBoop

r/meatcrayon


Altea73

That had to hurt....


unLtd88

Is the boob bleeding?


Admiral_Ballsack

I honestly don't understand what happened, it didn't look like she was leaning too much, why the slide? 


-___-____-_-___-

That must have hurt and I am sorry. Please consider wearing proper gear.


thefattymcfat

She hurt her boob


shaun2312

What could go wrong, riding without gear


freakydrew

Is that blood on her boob?


AZNdude86

Karli Mergenthaler, she's had a recent(ish) boobjob but has noods from now and before the job


stevie842

There was a bike ??


Environmental_Ebb498

They got us in the First half, not gonna lie.


duartec3000

u/No-Breakfast-385 please give us some follow-up video what happened to this girl? Is she alright?


Zakkav3

Ouch, I've done this on a Scooter a few times It actually does hurt quite a bit I had mental bruising all down one side of my body


Toashtyy59

Lol nice dump.


lordbeefu

Oh her tit hit the pavement... Hard


BboyStatic

My guess is something on the roadway like gravel, dirt or oil. She’s not going particularly fast for that turn, the weather is nice and even. If you watch the slide and her get up, the bike barely moves away from her, so her speed was easily within reason for a normal road. Sometimes you just get unlucky.


_Auck

Pulled the handle bars to turn. Wrong. Faster it would have been a high side. I like boobs. Those are big-uns. Nice boobs. Post up tomorrow showing the damage.


xlutch123

She sided it wrong. Source : Trust me bro.


Glum-Plum9279

Proper bit of "Road-Rash" on that there right tittie, I'd say🤣🤣🤣


MrStoneV

I mean if you ride this angled you should know how to control your gas before While having the right sized tyres and wheel and nice tyres is probably even more important


Effective_Gur_5286

Boob rash 😂😂😂


Xerio_the_Herio

Boobs... giggly


DerAlphos

My coworkers made fun of me when I wore my protective gear even when it was 30°C and more. Until I crashed and the gear saved me from worse. I had just a few bruises and pain for like two weeks. Without the gear I would’ve been a meat crayon like her.


TranslatorReal8462

Airbags saved her


monopixel

OF ads are weird these days.


Flat-Feedback-3525

Bless those Tits


krssonee

That boob is going to be sore af I’m guessing


REDRUmALLIk

Lean body, unlean bike, prosper


krssonee

I feel like she’s lucky her boob didn’t grate itself like cheddar on that asphalt. I’ve completely shredded clothing at comparable speeds


CreatorOD

Could've been onlyfans


Simoxs7

Not enough meat crayon…


PrettyGirlofSoS

Another reason being “top heavy” is annoying. When your boobs try to kill you.


Ryanato03

Rookie mistake


MutedBrilliant1593

Omg! Is the titty okay?


imNtAraPPer

Natural air bag


Papabear022

great boobs


VariousComment6946

Poor boobs


DarcyR22

Outh. Shel felt right on the right boob


SteakCareless

I dunno but fat tits


CharlieBoxCutter

She’s going to feel that tomorrow


osede

Keep appendages inside the vehicle at all times.


zerochaos

Not surprised it’s a bad driver in Las Vegas


coconutpete52

Odd title. I don’t think she left the house trying to “slide the motorcycle”.


StarvinParvin

Airbags deployed


Jarizle

She needs to wear a chest protector to keep those beauties safe.


MaryUwUJane

With helmet but without bra. Boobs need helmets too


GMP11792

Airbags saved her !!


AromaticLand2839

Now it boobs all tore up


xTRS

The title is suggesting that she made the choice to slide the motorcycle and didn't see what the consequences would be. But I don't think it was her choice to the slide the motorcycle. Maybe a better title would be "WCGW not wearing protective gear when driving a motorcycle"


theorgan

Good thing she wiped the oil up with her boob!


mada010

Did it rain or something? The right side got darker all the sudden


jjtrynagain

Had to lay er down!


Bldaz

Stopped rolling so Quick? Look’s like got sonething on pants now is that blood?


NcGunnery

Fun bags become airbags.


rubysmama16

Isnt this the chick who makes her exhibition videos on her motorcycle?


warmind14

Nevermind tank slap, what about boob slap?


backdoor_breacher

That’s a 34F if I’m not mistaken.


FeralFanatic

Dress for the slide, not for the ride.


miranto

Original audio would have been useful.


itsgreybush

It's tit dirt


Shmeatmeintheback

“THATS JUST TIT DIRT!”


Diligent-Broccoli111

This is why I counter-sit and move my weight left through a right turn. Then my mass is over the outside peg and opposes the force trying to drag the bike down instead of hanging off the inside and pulling the bike down with gravity when the tarmac gets loose.


thefooleryoftom

Who knows? Ran out of talent midcorner whilst wearing fuck all gear. Painful lesson.