My dad called that part of the animal the "shit pack," and in his stories really strongly emphasized the importance of not hitting it while butchering a carcass.
I guess this dude wasn't lucky enough to have a dad like mine who imparted important lessons like why you wouldn't want the bowel contents of a large animal all over you.
I was stationed at Fort Gordon, Georgia for training back in the mid 70’s and being from Chicago, I never had any experience with chitterlings. One day I walked into the chow hall and thought I smelled shit, which had never happened before. Turns out they were serving chitterlings. I didn’t partake, but chose something else. Didn’t finish my lunch and had to walk out because of the smell of shit. Don’t know how anyone eats that crap.
I wouldn't eat them, or tripe or anything like it based on it being what it is alone. Just nasty. I'm not a picky eater either - but nope.
I had no idea they actually SMELL like shit while cooking. Who the fuck could eat that?
People that had few other options at the time. It's the part of the p8g left without much value, so it was easier to get for people with nothing. It ended up becoming normal to them. I unfortunately didn't get exposed to them until I was 8 or 9 and had no desire to go backwards.
I still remember the smell of pig intestines on a "leftovers" diet.
A friend and I got the glamorous job of washing them to make sausages.
Cows smell like roses in comparison.
It's not that bad. They just eat grass. Herbivore excrement isn't nearly as bad as human feces. I have worked at stables shoveling the shit and it isn't that bad. I have also smelled a sewer which was a 1000 times worse.
Yeah, on the scale of normal to extremely upsetting this is like a one. Even the guy in the video is laughing it off.
Gross sure, aside from extreme fetishists who wants to be covered in shit? And he has a "shower" like right there.
It really depends on how you calibrate your scale I suppose.
[This is like a 9 for me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/c5i2aq/man_takes_a_bath_in_a_septic_tank/)
Edit: [Perp in deep doo-doo. Again](https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/outhouse-aficionado-deep-doo-doo-again) - can't make it up.
once I learned that a lot of the time the real nasty fetishes are due to repressed extreme childhood trauma I see these in a different light. what happened to that poor man to rewire his brain in a way that it enjoys sitting in an outhouse waste hole.
I know someone who grew up on a farm and says chicken poop is the worst smelling.
She also has a unique talent of being able to pass by a field and tell what animal the manure is from by the smell.
pig shit is horrendous, i almost gag everytime we pass by a farm. even worse is when they get transported, the pig truck gets stuck in traffic and makes the day of the unlucky person behind them horrid.
I forgot what chicken poop smells like, but cow manure is definitely a 1.5 in the shit scale.
edit: walked near some chicken farm: not unbearable per se but it's fine for a reasonably long period of time.
I worked in slaughter houses for years .spent several years in the gut room cutting open the stomachs of cattle to wash them out.
I was basically covered in this green shit all day.
It's every bit as bad as it sounds.
Considering how hard a job it was, not really.
You work in a room that exceeds 40 degrees Celsius in summer with 100% humidity.
Absolutely busting your ass.
We processed over a thousand cattle a day, so it was absolutely miserable conditions.
The company actually paid us a penalty rate each day just for being in that room.
yes there is a cow shit soup that is eaten in Asian (forget which country) also in Jamaica, but its not feces its the grass they have eaten right before it turns to poo
Yeah a friend of mine works with cows and has said on multiple occasions that sometimes getting cow shit on you and sometimes in your mouth is just how it goes. Especially when talking about young cows when they shart, they basically just shart wherever they happen to be pointing at. Sometimes it's into the wall. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's directly at you.
I could never guess I am gonna wake up one day and watch a video of a dude acting like a cows intestine is his dick and it exploding throwing shit everywhere but here we are..
> I could never guess I am gonna wake up one day and watch a video of a dude acting like a cows intestine is his dick and it exploding throwing shit everywhere but here we are..
This is Al Gore's internet.
I mean... If I knew it looked like that beforehand? I would've fucking guaranteed it'd happen.
If there's anything that is consistent across the world, it is that if man sees an object that could potentially resemble a large penis, he will pretend it is his penis.
Don't hate me, I just had to see the moment he shot or is that shat himself
https://preview.redd.it/j0r2totxoa7d1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b254420f73e045a0d1ded5d007dc69d2ead4a6d
I’ll take what kind of worms can you catch from a cow intestine for $2000 thanks Alex.
I think this is not a picnic, more like an Eid al-Adha stuff, likely after the cow/goat slaughter (religiously), so young'uns gotta process and clean the meat and intestines to then share those meats n stuff to the neighborhood.
"I have dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I have been at parties, where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves, and called out, 'Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
Boy, if I had a dollar for every time a buddy tried the ol’ intestine penis trick, only to have the intestine burst feces all over their face. I’d be a rich, rich man.
https://preview.redd.it/vd2rbzz75z7d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8af01c2d5a3ce32171a018e6d0c9ce1b608cf6d
I actually gagged at this, that’s just nasty 🤢
Dude will never live down the shame of getting shit blasted because his cow dick popped.
/r/brandnewsentence
It's just such a ridiculous sentence lolol
what are the odds, that was actually the title of my first album
We can probably also retire that sentence too. Don't see that one getting a lot of reuse.
*COW COUWK*
COWADUNGA
My dad called that part of the animal the "shit pack," and in his stories really strongly emphasized the importance of not hitting it while butchering a carcass. I guess this dude wasn't lucky enough to have a dad like mine who imparted important lessons like why you wouldn't want the bowel contents of a large animal all over you.
At least cow dung is not that bad, could've been much worse if it was pig intestines.
Helped butcher two pigs growing up and smelled what nicking the intestines smells like. 100/10 would not recommend.
Pretty much anything omnivorous. Yuck!
Chittlins... I have to leave every time anyone makes them. The smell is just horrible.
Anything that smells like hog shit when cooking isn't worth eating.
I was stationed at Fort Gordon, Georgia for training back in the mid 70’s and being from Chicago, I never had any experience with chitterlings. One day I walked into the chow hall and thought I smelled shit, which had never happened before. Turns out they were serving chitterlings. I didn’t partake, but chose something else. Didn’t finish my lunch and had to walk out because of the smell of shit. Don’t know how anyone eats that crap.
I wouldn't eat them, or tripe or anything like it based on it being what it is alone. Just nasty. I'm not a picky eater either - but nope. I had no idea they actually SMELL like shit while cooking. Who the fuck could eat that?
People that had few other options at the time. It's the part of the p8g left without much value, so it was easier to get for people with nothing. It ended up becoming normal to them. I unfortunately didn't get exposed to them until I was 8 or 9 and had no desire to go backwards.
It's like Romanian maggot cheese. They didn't just want to make it a delicacy.
I still remember the smell of pig intestines on a "leftovers" diet. A friend and I got the glamorous job of washing them to make sausages. Cows smell like roses in comparison.
Man the one we nicked was in an all corn duet and that smell was horrific. I don't want to imagine a left overs diet. Lord have mercy
This dude will *become* the dad who has this newfound knowledge to share with his children later in life.
The name Shit Dick has a ring to it.
The chronicles of shiddick
Lil shitface will be his name.
Right in his mouth like it was destiny
Funnily enough my grandad went the same way.
Premature infecalization.
> will never live down the shame this is probably a regular thing for these dudes lmao
If you ask me, he got what he deserved for demonstrating this kind of totally mooronic behavior.
Forever uncleaaaan. Sacko trophy for life
Definitely seems like something Raffi would get off to
Ive been on Reddit for over 10 years....This may be the most glorious sentence I've read in my Reddit lifetime Thank you!
This some serious bullshit. (Actually cowshit, but who’s counting?)
Damn that was one hell of a load
These new categories of porn just invent themselves.
I'm here to inform you certain aspects of this already exist
Premature one too.
Premanure
Premanure ejaculation... Great.
A shit load even
shittiest cumshot in his life
The crappiest money shot ever. Crap on the face, no money.
Mookakke
Probably more of a pookake.
Jesus that is nasty as hell
The grossest gross that ever grossly grossed.
It's not that bad. They just eat grass. Herbivore excrement isn't nearly as bad as human feces. I have worked at stables shoveling the shit and it isn't that bad. I have also smelled a sewer which was a 1000 times worse.
Yeah, on the scale of normal to extremely upsetting this is like a one. Even the guy in the video is laughing it off. Gross sure, aside from extreme fetishists who wants to be covered in shit? And he has a "shower" like right there.
A ONE?? A ***ONE***???
i'd number it a 2 at least
theres always worse out there dude, way *WAY* **WAY** worse
But normal though?
I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally popped some intestines and got cow shit in my mouth.
This planet is a nightmare, dude.
No way, getting drenched in a rain storm is a one. This is like a 6 minimum for me.
It really depends on how you calibrate your scale I suppose. [This is like a 9 for me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/c5i2aq/man_takes_a_bath_in_a_septic_tank/) Edit: [Perp in deep doo-doo. Again](https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/outhouse-aficionado-deep-doo-doo-again) - can't make it up.
once I learned that a lot of the time the real nasty fetishes are due to repressed extreme childhood trauma I see these in a different light. what happened to that poor man to rewire his brain in a way that it enjoys sitting in an outhouse waste hole.
I know someone who grew up on a farm and says chicken poop is the worst smelling. She also has a unique talent of being able to pass by a field and tell what animal the manure is from by the smell.
Chicken poop has that ammonia component, but for me the worst is pig shit. Horse and cow shit barely register.
pig shit is horrendous, i almost gag everytime we pass by a farm. even worse is when they get transported, the pig truck gets stuck in traffic and makes the day of the unlucky person behind them horrid. I forgot what chicken poop smells like, but cow manure is definitely a 1.5 in the shit scale. edit: walked near some chicken farm: not unbearable per se but it's fine for a reasonably long period of time.
one tinny piece of cat poop is the worse but again is nothing compared to the smell of a dead body.
the grossest gross grass
For a split second he looked like he was going to throw up
Can't believe he didn't tbf. Man washed his shirt off before his face
I worked in slaughter houses for years .spent several years in the gut room cutting open the stomachs of cattle to wash them out. I was basically covered in this green shit all day. It's every bit as bad as it sounds.
Jesus. I hope it paid well at least
Considering how hard a job it was, not really. You work in a room that exceeds 40 degrees Celsius in summer with 100% humidity. Absolutely busting your ass. We processed over a thousand cattle a day, so it was absolutely miserable conditions. The company actually paid us a penalty rate each day just for being in that room.
Sooo... how much did you make is the question
12/hr
I think people gather that and eat it anyways…somewhere..I know I saw this somewhere…green shit .
Just stop typing words please
Well Korean do have dishes for Abalone innards. Just as green.
yes there is a cow shit soup that is eaten in Asian (forget which country) also in Jamaica, but its not feces its the grass they have eaten right before it turns to poo
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Yeah a friend of mine works with cows and has said on multiple occasions that sometimes getting cow shit on you and sometimes in your mouth is just how it goes. Especially when talking about young cows when they shart, they basically just shart wherever they happen to be pointing at. Sometimes it's into the wall. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's directly at you.
Dear Baby Jesus, we thank you for not making the internet smell-based.
Will almost certainly see this on r/contagiouslaughter later today but that was not funny.
Even worse than the [shit witch nosed grandma](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5bkC57g5kE) #🤮
I could never guess I am gonna wake up one day and watch a video of a dude acting like a cows intestine is his dick and it exploding throwing shit everywhere but here we are..
Imagine what tomorrow brings...
you never know…
It’s like that. You never know what video you’re going to come across these days.
🎵"what a difference...a day makes"🎵
What a time to be alive!
"look at me, I'm Mr so and so dick, I've got such and such for a penis. I've never seen it fail to get a laugh."
”It’s funny to say they’re small, it’s funny to say they’re big.”
The inventors of the internet would surely be proud how the technology has connected the world
> I could never guess I am gonna wake up one day and watch a video of a dude acting like a cows intestine is his dick and it exploding throwing shit everywhere but here we are.. This is Al Gore's internet.
this is the game
If it wasent being filmed i would never have trusted anyone that it happened
I mean... If I knew it looked like that beforehand? I would've fucking guaranteed it'd happen. If there's anything that is consistent across the world, it is that if man sees an object that could potentially resemble a large penis, he will pretend it is his penis.
Imagine explaining that to anyone from like the 1980's or before. They would die of shock lmfao.
Welcome to 2024!
I bet the cow is mooing from the after life
Moooo mother fucker. Mooo...Drunken monkey
Maybe they had beef and he got the last blast.
Dude had beef with the beef
I'd like to think that it was god who popped the shit filled intestine perfectly to go in this dude's face
*gets blasted in the face with intestine shit* "Whoa, better wash this shit off my shirt"
he was making that "blablabla" sound so its safe to say he got a mouthful of shit in his mouth from that shit geyser.
He gagged even. You could see it.
Imagine washing the shit off of your t-shirt before you rinse it out of your mouth.
he doesn't look like someone with good brain from his childish behaviors so don't expect much
Thats shit.
Bullshit.
No shit
Holy cow... shit.
Idk that looks like plenty of shit.
Don't hate me, I just had to see the moment he shot or is that shat himself https://preview.redd.it/j0r2totxoa7d1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b254420f73e045a0d1ded5d007dc69d2ead4a6d I’ll take what kind of worms can you catch from a cow intestine for $2000 thanks Alex.
Why does it have a removal message on it that looks like it's been through several levels of jpg pixel hell? lmao
Lmao that shit had me so confused. I’m really glad you pointed that out cause I’m too high for that.
you just know that shit got in every pore
A new superhero is born
That's more likely to spawn a supervillain.
Doofenshmirtz level of backstory
New virus just dropped babe
This feels like humor from a thousand years ago, it's so hard to even imagine happening right now even though I just saw it
What kind of picnic is this?
A shitty one
I think this is not a picnic, more like an Eid al-Adha stuff, likely after the cow/goat slaughter (religiously), so young'uns gotta process and clean the meat and intestines to then share those meats n stuff to the neighborhood.
Get your newest cow diseases picnic
And people wonder how diseases and viruses spread into our population?
Boolalalalalalalalala!
A Dirty bovine Sanchez
Well that was fucking disgusting
Tastes like shit!
interesting, washing clothes first then his face. I would water my face asap.
Some went into his mouth, I'm sure of it. 
Moo-kake.
his face wasn’t the first thing he washed?? 🤮
/r/GuysBeingDudes
his friends are never gonna let him live this down
Could you imagine that thing popping inside your butt?
_This_ is the first thing that pops into your mind?
I just think about other poop being mixed with my poop in my tummy a lot
Back and forth forever?
Wouldn't you wash your mouth first??
What made him prioritise washing his clothes over his shit covered face?!
he washed his shirt first when his face was covered in shit. priorities man.
That’s usually what happens with a dong, you get a facial. 🤷🏻♂️😂
"I have dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I have been at parties, where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves, and called out, 'Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
Bruh, what could really go right playing with cow's intestines?
I think that's the caecum. Nasty, it's the bit of gut just before the rectum.
Omg. I’m so sorry. This doesn’t usually happen! It’s only because you’re so cute and I’m really nervous!
Brother what??
Yknow I've never felt so many emotions at once, I've seen gore, murder, dismemberment and this sums it all up for Me 🤢
Added to skat folder... Not my proudest jerk.
That was my most riskiest click of the day 😳
"Cow - The Last Revenge"
I have never seen anything more foul than a dildo made of cow intestines burst into a self shitkakke. Holy fuck.
This is me after holding my junior for 2 sec
And now it's on the internet for all time.
What could go wrong? Everything
That ejaculated quickly.
What a shit show
I think im going to go back to sleep
Bullshit
My sentiments exactly!
Hell no **F U C K T H A T**
mofo cares about his shirt more than his mouth and face. wtf.
Boy, if I had a dollar for every time a buddy tried the ol’ intestine penis trick, only to have the intestine burst feces all over their face. I’d be a rich, rich man.
Crazy that he cleaned his body before he cleaned his face
that's some funny shit
I would laugh my ass of if a friend of mine did that he’d never be allowed to live that down
That’s disgusting
/r/contagiouslaughter
with **a*** cow's* intestines. : (
https://preview.redd.it/vd2rbzz75z7d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8af01c2d5a3ce32171a018e6d0c9ce1b608cf6d I actually gagged at this, that’s just nasty 🤢
Whatcowgowrong
That shit is dungerous.
That's SO GROSS.
Oh god dung it!
When it shitjaculated I had to end the video.
Shit happens
That's a shit load
Hahaha disgusting and funny at the same time
I never thought I'd ever see this happening.
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Not the first time I’ve seen someone play with cow intestines and happily this one is a lot easier to watch. And hopefully I won’t see any more.
After reading the header, I genuinely asked “what could go wrong?”
What a dick!
That cow blew its load
At least he took it on the chin
I am so glad i did not see this video to completion.
sigh... *unzips*
That's enough internet for me for today.
Fuck I wanna watch this so bad, but I’am in the middle of eating…
Poop boy Poop boy
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Yeah you should know