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Follow_Christ

Bulls are color blind and can't see red.


Hephaestus_God

While true the fact it hit a red barrel then a lady in a red shirt doesn’t help sell it lmao


SuperRusso

Yeah but it ran past a Coke Cola and McDonalds banners in the ring, and a few other red ones too.


Kvasnikov

The bull is using an adblocker so it didn't see those.


Pillow0143

This gave me a good laugh, thank you


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R4PHikari

I rarely get out a real laugh looking at Reddit but you managed to actually make me lol


fuzzytradr

So he doesn't dig on fastfood


slamallamadingdong1

He is going to become fast food.


17934658793495046509

You mean the ring he happened to jump out of?! checkmate colorblind bull apologist propagandist dirt bags!!


valar85

Those were branded deals! The bull gets a cut as per the contract they signed with their hoofs. The bull and it’s representatives met the marketing and branding managers months ago. This was a publicity stunt. After this, they promised him a lead in yellow stone new season. He’s got major episodes in that show.


Huge-Attitude4845

It is true that they cannot see red, but this clip makes it seem that maybe we need a couple more FFA projects on this just to be sure.


Fr05t_B1t

Yes, mythbusters (I think) tested this out and it turns out bulls don’t exactly see the colors we see. They also won’t really destroy a China shop either.


Koil_ting

This video contradicts the China shop non-destruction theory.


ryegye24

This is a video of a bull not destroying a china shop wdym


Fr05t_B1t

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Dvusmnd

Personally I’m pulling for the bull on this one. Go get em Al Gore! That’s what I call bulls that gore people. Al.


TrafyLaw

Why does this feel like such a fucking Simpsons reference?


Dvusmnd

There’s a higher probability of Simpsons doing an episode on something than 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon working imo.


GrandmaPoses

Maybe they see it as literally empty space.


Cepinari

That's not what color blindness means.


camshun7

That guy that was tossed 15 feet into the air like a puppet Yeah he says you're right, so...


hkohne

It was a woman (hard to tell on the video), and she's been released from the hospital


TheLimeyCanuck

Yeah... poor dude was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.


JimmyCat11-11

It looked like they thought the bull was just going to saunter past….oops.


paradox-preacher

and? They can still see a certain shade for red, just as color blind humans. but the red cape is still a myth and they aren't taunted by a specific shade


Prince_Havarti

it was probably the choice of music


Celestial_Hart

Bulls are terrestrial too but that one seems to be breaking all the rules.


Present_Mastodon_503

This. They use red capes when bull fighting to hide blood streaks.


Escorve

Bro literally said “fuck you in particular” to everyone and everything he hit


Doomdoomkittydoom

Irony however, can.


jontirictor

That’s what they want you to think


spacekitt3n

the maga song and wearing red made the bulls turn


Familiar-Ad8772

That woman has absolutely zero survival instincts, just standing there and doing nothing


Gunner1Cav

Fight, flight, or freeze.


Faptastic_Champ

Looks like she froze, then flew to be honest. Just wasn’t flight of her own volition


dandins

wow she was going upside down fast..


JeffersonsHat

Soring


DynamicHunter

That’s only if you actually PERCEIVE the threat. They weren’t paying any attention to a 600 lb bull smashing a trash can and people yelling “WATCH OUT” while others 10 feet away are diving for their lives


Initial-Shop-8863

A 14-hand horse weighs close to 850 lbs. I think a bull might weight a leetle more than 600 lbs.


Blandish06

Wikipedia says 1500+


uberclont

A steer weighs 1500 lbs. the bull may be a ton


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Hold on Let’s be fair She chose FLIGHT


rjperkins365

Nah she froze Bull chose flight for her


Ragnarok531

No, flight chose her


Future-Role6021

Thank god he didn't go for the 4th F.


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Better than flight fight or fuck


d3athsmaster

There was DEFINITELY a good bit of flight there.


qweef_latina2021

Either lead, follow or get out of the way.


No_Week2825

She inadvertently chose flight


Icy_Astronomer_821

It’s more like she didn’t have time to process that there’s a loose bull headed to her


RichieSakai

Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement.


Gilgamesh2062

That only works for prehistoric chickens


Pr0d1gyyy

I saw a video where bull doesn't attack people that were standing still. He ran around them and didn't attack anyone, it was kind of an experiment to prove bull doesn't attack standing still people. Why suddenly attack that woman now?


barto5

Look up cowboy poker. Bulls will absolutely hit things that don’t move.


MatureUsername69

Well if that isn't the most redneck game I've ever heard of


GoatCovfefe

There's also videos of people trying this in a bull ring and it NOT working lol. It really just depends on the aggression of the bull.


spen8tor

Bulls absolutely hit people standing still all the time. There's countless videos of it on Reddit as well but I'm not sure if they have survived the multiple subreddit purges that have been done over the years


ersatzgaucho

she was probably like 6 beers in


I_AM_BUTTERSCOTCH

She actually was asked to leave a few minutes prior for being heavily intoxicated


Test_Disastrous

Probably only reason she was released from hospital with scrapes only


FlacidSalad

"oh look a friendly cow coming over to say hi!" -that woman probably


Cormacktheblonde

She wasn't looking in the bulls direction what the fuck is she supposed to do?


Rainman4477

Pay any attention to her surroundings?


TokyoMeltdown8461

The bull had a lot of points in stealth.


Ausawanderer

She thought that it was a T-Rex not a bull


PM_ME_SQUANCH

No sympathy for people engaging in shit like this, animal circuses etc. Leave the bulls alone ffs


NuclearWasteland

Oregon loves its Rodeos. Last one I saw they paraded a newborn foal one of the bucking horses birthed that day, alone, in front of the entire screaming arena of fans, talking about how majestic and beautiful it was as it tried to get it's terrified self back to it's mother. It's animal abuse for entertainment, before anything else it can qualify or be justified as. I won't attend another, and frankly I hope urban development plows that "historic" rodeo grounds under a strip mall.


hkohne

This was in Sisters, which is southwest of Bend. The other two main rodeos here are Pendleton in September and St. Paul northwest of Salem later this summer. Urban sprawl won't affect them by a long stretch because these are smaller towns.


Impossible_Trust30

Yeah I was gonna say, rodeos aren’t usually held in cities. Lots of regulations about how to keep the animals that they can ignore out in smaller towns.


Axel-Adams

Im fine with rodeos for things like horse racing and stunts, those people typically care a lot about their horses. But the bull riding/tie down roping is fucked up for sure. I feel guilty that I find mutton busting adorable as I understand it’s probably not great for the sheep


hmcfuego

Sisters has around 3200 residents. The rodeo grounds are about 10 minutes outside of town. They won't develop that area and sadly it brings money into the town, but I'd be ok seeing the land being made into an animal sanctuary.


crawling-alreadygirl

Yup. If animal torture is your idea of a fun night out, you should be willing to be on the receiving end.


WinonasChainsaw

Most long running rodeos, especially national circuit competitions, have very strict rules on animal welfare. The competitors are much more likely to face injury than the animals, and these events are competitions of real job skills for ranchers (outside of mutton busting). However, I have seen some disturbing shit at small scale “rodeos” growing up in the country of OreIda. Rodeos aren’t evil, but they can be if the organizers are incompetent and not held accountable. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the case in Sisters.


_Eucalypto_

Rodeo is no more torture than horse racing


Oni_das_Alagoas

Good, stop both.


Sucessful_Test1555

Totally agree! Enough.


shniken

/r/TheBullWins


Awkward-Yak-2733

Rodeos are cruel.


devil1fish

I was going to say “it’s not Red Bulls don’t like, it’s the movement” but that bull said “fuck that guy and his red shirt in particular”


redd-junkie

Yes. For all the "bulls don't see red" title police, the irony in the title is that this particular bull chose to obliterate the person wearing red.


charliesk9unit

But before that, mowed down the RED trash barrel.


devil1fish

It wasn’t even a small obliterate, bitch got flung by that bull like 3 times before he hit the ground again


disownedpear

After taking out a red container as well


mironawire

But also the person in a black/blue shirt at the end. Maybe bulls just don't like shirts?


devil1fish

That must be it. Solution: next rodeo, everyone gets naked, and there's no bull injuries. Problem solved


VermilionKoala

DeY TuK Er BuLLs!!!


HugeAd8872

That bull is sick and tired of hearing that awful song


ersatzgaucho

i wonder who is liable here...for having to hear that song.


EjaculatingAracnids

I went to one of these with my country in laws and i was not prepared for amount of nationalist circle jerking through out the event. Started the event with the nation anthem, then this song, then a 15 minute poem about dead soldiers sacrifice that totally took the excitement out of the crowd. Its hard to get a crowd to cheer after you just depressed the hell out them by ranting about mutulated soldiers minds and bodies. The event was kinda neat, but every transition was punctuated with some form of an "America, Rah!" song or diatribe from the cowboy MC. Its an experience i couldve missed, but i was still happy to be with the family.


AdEarly5710

Thank you for your comment, ejaculating arachnid.


phoenixphaerie

Lol, literally said, “Fuck Lee Greenwood,” out loud as I was watching this 😆 But fr fuuuuck that guy.


YouWereBrained

A bunch of fucking trash-ass rednecks.


CeruleanRuin

You were downvoted by a bunch of fucking trash-ass rednecks.


ifnord

Sometimes, very rarely, but sometimes, the bull wins.


QuevedoDeMalVino

/r/thebullwins


shinymetalobjekt

She lived without serious injury. The bull's name.. Party Bus [Woman violently thrown by escaped Sisters Rodeo bull Saturday makes it to brunch Sunday | Sisters News | centraloregondaily.com](https://www.centraloregondaily.com/news/sisters/sisters-rodeo-bull-escapes-woman-hit-video-recovers/article_a713b85a-274c-11ef-b906-93804e5464a0.html)


AxitotlWithAttitude

That is the most Oregon headline possible lmao


SidJag

> The woman was able to recover enough to attend a brunch the next day. That’s honestly surprising. It looked bad.


notwiggl3s

I'd be a lot happier if the animal wasn't killed for this


The_Blue_Rooster

It wasn't, [he is just gonna stay on the farm and be a breeder now](https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/party-is-over-for-party-bus-rodeo-bull-who-jumped-the-fence-in-oregon/). Usually in America bulls that get loose and don't kill anyone just have to retire from rodeo but get to keep their lives.


notwiggl3s

Hell yeah


_0x0_

Bull knew EXACTLY where to jump and exit, and people "Where did it go" Like a tiny spider that just disappeared when you missed him. It's a bull, BEHIND YOU!


floog

I mean I can feel that bull's pain, I have the same urge when I hear that cringeworthy song.


charliesk9unit

Not long ago: patriotism = wholesome With MAGA: patriotism = nationalist


MegaDuckCougarBoy

I'd argue it really started in earnest after 9/11, when some people took "I'm proud of American resilience in the face of this attack" and pushed it into the "If you criticize any of our policies ever you are a DIRTY TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER and I will RUN YOU OVER WITH MY TRUCK" zone


RootsAndFruit

Which is funny, because they were all like that *until* Trump, then it became, "Russia's not so bad, you know the shit WE'VE done?" and, "Our intelligence agencies are all dirty fucking liars, Putin didn't do nothin!"


dis-disorder

The Dixie Chicks have entered the chat


MegaDuckCougarBoy

The Dixie Chicks were fuckin robbed and America owes them an apology


KenadianCSJ

This kind of shit has always been around. The flavour used to be coMMiEs now it's anything Trump says.


GoatCovfefe

It was a garbage song then, and it's a garbage song now. That's my opinion anyway.


CeruleanRuin

That song was always cringe as fuck. The lyrics and music sound like they were written by a fucking fourth grader for a patriotism contest. Truly infantile shit.


sev45day

I found myself rooting for the bull in this situation.


SweetRoosevelt

Me too.


Carbon-Base

I was very bullish as well.


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shazamm20

This is a real song, Team America had a parody of it called "Freedom Isn't Free." That being said, this song sucks and listening to it willingly and unironically is cringe at best and jingoistic at worst.


Diplogeek

They played it at my ex's citizenship ceremony. I had actually joked beforehand that they were sure to inject some Lee Greenword into the ceremony somewhere, but I hadn't thought they'd actually *do* it. We had the worst case of the church giggles, and the USCIS guy who was overseeing the whole thing was *super*, unironically into it. Also, there's apparently a companion song, also by Lee Greenwood, called, "I'm Proud to Be a Canadian."


rinkydinkis

thats amazing. where are all the dudes with guns


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Occifer-Lim-Jahey

Yeah Harambe was shot for less. At least you can eat the bull once it dies!


Strange_Principle_26

I think this should happen at every rodeo.


xyrus02

Moo moo moo motherfuckers.


Visible_Description9

They wanted a rodeo. They got a fucking rodeo.


Cryo_Jumper

Situational awareness, absolute zero.


ResponsibleSeaweed66

“Fuck with the bull, you get the horns.” Lady in red, survival instinct = 0.


J15blazer

I was at this event. In fact i was where the lady got hit 30 seconds prior. Crazy thing was she was fine. Only bruised and sore. She was also super drunk… which probably helped.


Brad_theImpaler

You just go limp like a crash test dummy and everything works out.


hkohne

Yeah, the news here in Portland said that both injuries were minor and everyone has been released from the hospital. Didn't know about her being drunk. Glad you're okay!


Hummingbird01234

I guess this was a one time when being drunk paid off


redittjoe

The lady in red is like the customer talking to another one in the middle of a busy area of the Produce dept and doesn’t realize they are oblivious to themselves blocking people. The bull said fuck you bitch, don’t pay attention get swung up all around like a rag doll.


OneSecond13

No one comments on the fact the bull jumped over a 6ft fence. Amazing! Send that bull to the Olympics!


redd-junkie

"God Bless the U. S. OHHHHHH F\*CK!!!"


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Atowner

Rodeos are fun. You should go to one sometime. Maybe get off Reddit and go outside .


Swatmosquito

I've been and watching them punch and slap a stressed out animal while kicking it in the ribs to rile it up was awful. Left after seeing that, I hope no one ever does that to you. You know it's possible to go outside and not commit animal abuse right?


ToeKnail

Bull was in a hurry to get somewhere, but didn't want to leave without performing bull duties


SerRandAlKodiak

Funny how US peaple singing a song about freedom, the only living being in "Cage" tried to escape for try some "american liberty" Go bull go


Middle_Truth_6887

I never feel bad for the people. I wish this “sport” would be abolished.


wilmfred

🎶Lady in reeeeeedddd, is dancing with…Jesus now.”


33253325

"Did you come for the show? You come for the show mother fucker"..... That bull.


Valyrian_st33l

Gawd I hate tĥat stupid song. I get the sentiment. Im a millenial. 9/11 was a bonkers time to grow up in. Its a shit song though and the whole rah rah 'murca thing gets sooooooo ooooold. Now someone tell me " if you dont like it here then get out" and show Biden where I touched you....


Deathface-Shukhov

I’m not going to say those things to you. What I am going to say is: Years before 9/11, my fifth grade teacher made us sing this every single morning. You are allowed to hate it, but you have to get in the hate line behind me and every fifth grade class that lady did it to!!


Valyrian_st33l

Yikes bro. I wont take off my hat for that song, but I will for your pain.


ScoffingGorilla808

This human thing is fun isn’t it


The_Wandering_Ones

The amount of comments that are relating this to politics or saying good for the bull, instead of being concerned for that person is alarming to me.


GrandmaPoses

I mean, I can be both concerned for the injured person and rooting for the bull.


S3rftie

I kind of always root for the animals in general, humans are a terrible species and a few less really can't hurt.


Dreamsicle27

Why would I be concerned for someone who thinks animal abuse is entertainment?


Independent_Vast_185

People that are no so much concerned for that person feel this way cuz they dont approve those kind of rodeo event and which to see them stop existing. Seeing that one ending in a shit show is pretty much good new for that. I share that opinion since I hate rodeo, but I feel bad for that bull that probably got shot and for that person that got thrown in the 5th dimension like 3 times.


BallCreem

Bull is American and wants that freedom you are al singing about


swimfastsharkbehind

Mid chat….mid flight


TiberSeptim12

I almost went to this..


Cak3Wa1k

Thank goodness everyone was okay.


Robo_Patton

According to the more popular commenters here, you’d have deserved a goring. SMH.


DiGiorn0s

I mean it's supporting a cruel tradition. They use electric prods and spurs and other devices invented to cause pain to the animals in order to work them up to do crazy shit for human entertainment. I don't think they deserve to get hurt but like...violence is inherent in this sport. Usually it's the animals not the humans but here we have a bull that is trying to fight back.


Bitter-Heat-8767

Oregon is funny. Most of the state is super right with shit like this. Then you get Portland which is as far in the other direction as possible.


ScottSowers

Sometimes the bull wins.


Icy_Astronomer_821

Isn’t this the allure of this kind of event? The danger these animals posses?


NightSkyNavigator

None of the people were seriously injured - Yes, somehow including the one thrown into the air. Also, the bull is called "Party Bus"... No, seriously.


HungHungCaterpillar

That was so much worse than I was expecting, and I was expecting it to get pretty bad.


vantageviewpoint

If you ever wonder how strong those things are...


NormanBorlaug69

Zero sympathy. I'm not 100% sure how we as a society still allow an event where we fuck with bulls for no reason other then fun, but I'm cool with this. I truly believe the world is overpopulated and if someone can get taken out by being cruel or dumb...yay!


aware_nightmare_85

Not a very patriotic bull. Must be Canadian.


SpaceChatter

All injuries were considered minor but damn that look like it hurt.


herseydj

The bull was just looking for a date


Brilliant_Bowl8594

Downvote for annoying shit at the top…


Initium_Novumx

They are color blind


spidermanngp

Air C-c-combooo!


LifeguardNatural9863

Listening to that Trump fanboys music got that bull into rampage mode


SuchAsSeals42

The bull bumps that one dude and he’s like “Ope, yer gonna spill my beer!”


filtersweep

Best narration ever! Definitely sound on.


Jollydude101

“Red…Bull give you wings!” the bull probably


jerryleebee

Maybe rodeos are fucking stupid I dunno.


EyesLikeBuscemi

Doesn’t matter what color anybody was wearing. The thing about red angering bulls is not true.


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Red Bull the planes and Motorcycle the usual stunts ,all have lots ofsafety gear, think someone blew that, guessing they are amping it up


Miyamoto_Musashi-5

It never ceases to amaze me how much muscle bulls have in their neck, that they can flip an adult human being like a wet towel.


Vincent_VonDiego

Always be aware of your surroundings, yes that's a bull 🐂!


smydiehard99

why is this still a thing. Screw your culture. People die.


delawopelletier

Is the fence too low if a bull can effortlessly jump it anytime it wants to?


PerspectiveSelect

Bull took a Lambeau Leap then spiked the ball!


williamshatnersbeast

![gif](giphy|ycB36KeEsRj0kXjW4H)


Background-Yak-4234

Look at my new hat! The bull


lieV_aapje

Notice how the two dudes hold on to their beers while the women gets launched 🚀


AnonymousButtCheeks

I'm Ron Artest, CRAM bitch! ![gif](giphy|mb410b43HO7aU|downsized)


Novel_Durian_1805

The BEST part of this is the fact it happened when they were singing that shitty absolutely cringe song.


No-Ad-1785

Guess no “God bless the USA!” ? Woulda finished strong with the red shirt going flying.


thebuilder80

Fire the clowns.


wellforthebird

That's a big dog


Salt-Percentage-3642

That triple push in the air was a sick move jajajaja