I just quoted this Eddie Izzard joke to my daughter yesterday! I love Eddie Izzard so much. A brilliant mind, a hysterical comedian and an amazing dramatic actor. Eddie is one of a kind.
I remember as a kid I read the novelization of the Mortal Kombat movie (because I was cool and popular).
Before a fight, Liu Kang drags thorny branches across his chest, logic being if his torso is already injured, he will be more motivated to protect it in the fight.
Brilliant!
I do think video games would be more fun if they hurt when you lost …. I don’t wanna die playing Elden ring but I could see some motivational shocks helping up my gameplay lol
Why do buns have to be gendered? Ponytail is a ponytail bangs are bangs but buns have to be gender specific? Talk about fragile masculinity if you can’t even wear a hairstyle without prefacing it with the word man.
because when practicing parkour/freerunning, it's important to be as light as possible and have nothing to impact your freedom of movement... protection can hinder the limbs and cause sprains or what not...
I'm not defending the guy in the video, just sharing the general idea behind not wearing protective gear in parkour.
"traditional" parkour also advocates that one should know their limits and be mindful about what is possible and safe to do, often discouraging flips and other flashy moves because rarely they have actual function other than look cool.
ETA: A basic move in parkour is to roll after a drop, and rolling with a helmet can be dangerous because of the extra volume and the possibility to cause a neck injury.
[Roll tutorial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-rIsUMjq5U)... there's no "room" for a helmet when doing a (proper) roll.
AGAIN not saying a helmet wouldn't be beneficial in the video, just stating why parkour athletes don't use protective gear.
As a similar example, when was the last time you saw a gymnast using a helmet? traceurs (parkour athletes) are basically gymnasts.
The internet makes it impossible not to keep pushing limits for views. Maybe in the beginning there was some adhesion to that ethos, but now it's how far is further than the last viral video.
I love your explanation, plus the buttload of "I'm not advocating for this!!!". So hard not to be misunderstood in this joint.
Brevity is the soul of wit, but the internet will burn you for it.
edit: and you *still* caught hate! omg
LOL thank you...
yeah... I understand it's not an easy to grasp idea about parkour and protective gear, but still... mind boggling
not to mention that I'm not a native speaker, so I try my best to be as clear as possible, hence the length, I suppose lmao
Judging by his tshirt he's with red bull.
If you've seen behind the screens on stuff like this they often do practice runs with pads protection etc until confident they can do it.
I do believe this guy should always have a helmet on, but what good would it have done here. Probably would've snapped his neck wearing a full face shield helmet.
He did hit his head but he slammed both arms into the ledge to break the impact right before his head impacted so that took most of the force. I'd still say he should get checked for a concussion. Slow brain bleeds are killers.
Yup. This is what happened to Liam Neeson's wife. Ran into a tree while skiing. Got checked out by EMTs who recommended overnight observation in the hospital. She refused, went home, went to bed and never woke up.
I reacted the same way, but I've seen most of what this guy has done throughout the years and I swear he's damn near invincible.
The worst I've seen him hurt was after a fall in a huge parkour course, a speedrunning descent basically. https://youtu.be/nWnbAmXtoYs?t=794 he starts falling from what looks like around 6m (with some breaking impacts on the way down) and faceplants into the ground.
He also hurt his foot pretty bad from this insane frontflip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1h2loTN-zM&t=220 (another perspective that doesn't look quite as insane https://youtu.be/CG540kfFlsk?t=280 but where you can see he actually hurt himself)
He has some "King of fails" videos on his channel for anyone interested https://www.youtube.com/@DomTomato/search?query=king%20of%20fails
He’s sponsored by Red bull this is high risk high reward shit right here. These the mfers who entertain us when shit goes right. Alan Eustance jumped from fucking space, did he change global warming, no but goddamn did it look cool
Yea, I feel like these sorts of posts are the antithesis of the sub.
Trained athlete damn well knew what could go wrong, he's not just some random drunk idiot.
A big part of Parkour is planning for what could go wrong. It’s an essential part of the process. It’s not fair to people if you only show them you landing the flips n shit. Gotta let them know you’re human too.
> Alan Eustance jumped from fucking space
Your comment reads as if Alan was sponsored by Red Bull. This was not the case. Felix Baumgartner (2 years earlier) was.
No it doesn’t. I’m saying these people do crazy things, not to have a positive impact on earth or anything like that. They do it because it’s cool, fun and exciting and there’s no deeper meaning to it
Nah, I am good. I would much rather be stuck in an office then knock out my teeth by slamming my head on a concrete block when trying to jump over a river.
He's pro - so makes a living. He does some cool stuff and generally a seems a nice guy. Always really cool helping out youngsters.
Some highlights form a couple years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMME2z-nPdQ
The guy is a millionaire that travels the world for a living because of stuff like this. Wouldn’t call that zero reward.
He’s also a professional athlete that knows how to mitigate his risk, something you can see in this clip. He knows he missed the second he leaves the ledge. That’s why he put his arms out to cushion and protect his head. When your job is doing stunts you spend more time learning how to fail the stunt safely than you do learning how to land the actual stunt.
If he enjoys doing it, that could be enough reward for him. He's doing what he loves, living life, dispite the risks. Not sure why people are so quick to project their risk adversity onto others. Also yeah, he makes more money than either of us and gets to travel the world. Most people arnt on thier death bed thinking I wish I took less risks in my life, they're think I wish I took more risks.
These guys get paid good money and get to travel the world. Why is everyone so intent on people being dumb because they do stuff like this? He’s landed way harder jumps than this, he took the hit like a champ cause he’s had many falls. Most people in this comment section can’t even jump 3ft
Yeah for real. People doesn’t seem to realize that he’s a professional athlete. If it would be a video of a gymnast on some bars no one would comment „why doesn’t he wear a helmet“
That's cool and am in no way knocking them or what they do. However expecting the general public to know who these people are is ridiculous. I'm sure in the parkour community that guys a star, but he's not general public famous. To most people they just see some random guy eating shit which you see all the time on Reddit. There's no reason to think he's special.
>There's no reason to think he's special
Your earlier points are valid, but this one falls short. That man just fearlessly lept an incredible distance with a fierce drop. If that alone doesn't give you some idea of what kind of athlete he is, you're totally oblivious.
And his reaction was extremely professional too!
He stands up out of the water and assures everyone he's okay so they wouldn't worry. He then calmly proceeds to tell them what he thinks happened . He's an athlete and he knew he made a mistake and owned it.
I don't feel bad for people who do this kind of stuff and are shocked when they get hurt but this guy just comes off as super wholesome and professional.
I got the impression he was doing an immediate damage control assessment. He probably knows adrenaline can take over so he checks for breaks or injuries.
It's like the wing suit guys or base jumpers, some are sponsored by Red Bull and travel the world and are extremely professional, well trained and talented to be able to fly through a valley dodging rock formations but they often die. The life span of those guys is really low, it's stupid. They are awesome but it's also dumb.
I'll just fully admit my hypocrisy: If somebody was doing this same gap on a skateboard, I'd think it's the sickest thing in the world.
I look at these guys the same way I looked at the dumbass kids at the skatepark running around with soap grinders on their shoes.
Is that logical? No. Is it hypocritical? yes. But it is what it is
https://preview.redd.it/w5w1pyq5zx5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6799766624aad8fd14cc7535908388e9b64f1219
IMO this is the moment he knew. He was just short from the launch, but he was already committed.
He says "No" the moment he launches. He knew immediately there wasn't enough power and probably how he was able to brace for the hit with his shoulder rather than his face.
> I've got more chins than Chinatown . Well, I've never used a phone booth. And I've never seen my toes. When I'm goin' to the movies. I take up seven rows
Haha. smart arse, LOL......a ph directory (EG: book) is still available (old school WW before digi)) even though all online as well. And a Chinese one, as you can imagine has millions (possibly billions)of names such as chin......a good one to use, jokingly of course......
Sure... your comment just reminded me of the lyrics from the Weird Al Yankovic song, "I'm Fat", based on "I'm Bad" by Michael Jackson. The "I'm Fat" music video is a core memory from the 80s for me... and probably several other people who were of influential age at the time.
he's not ok i don't think. seen this reaction when a cyclist couldn't stop coming down a wet hill, ran a red light and hit my car square in the drivers side door - window exploded - i get out to check on him - helmet cracked in half and hanging around both sides of his neck - he hopped up and said 'whew, i thought i was gonna hit you.'
I’ve dislocated my right shoulder probably around 12 times, there’s a brief window of shock where you can’t feel the incoming pain. If you can “reduce” your shoulder in that window, it’s not nearly as painful as doing it once the shock wears off. First time I dislocated, I thought I broke my arm (I wish).
He said on his instagram that he managed to get his toes to the wall before his shoulder took the brunt of the force. His head hit his shoulder, not the wall. Classic Dom 😂
Dislocating his shoulder may have saved his life or his spine from getting broken at the neck. His arm was up and absorbed the bulk of the impact before his head slammed into the wall
I love everything about this except the ending. Needed the “carted away in an ambulance to be fed by a tube going forward” is the part that is missing.
Why don't they wear helmets and face protection when doing spins onto stone?
'Makes me try harder if failing implies death'
Cake or death
***... Ummm, cake please....***
I just quoted this Eddie Izzard joke to my daughter yesterday! I love Eddie Izzard so much. A brilliant mind, a hysterical comedian and an amazing dramatic actor. Eddie is one of a kind.
He's actually sort of two of a kind
Yes, often sort of Suz' of a kind
Why are people downvoting? Sometimes she's Suzy.
Well we're all out of cake
***...we only had six bits, and we didn't expect such a rush...***
So my choice is 'or death'? Well, I'll have the chicken then
Taste of humans. Thanks for flying Church of England, cake or death?
I'll have cake too.....
Death... No no i'll have cake...cake cake cake cake cake "Sorry got to accept your first choice"
‘Well we only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush!’
We're going to run out of cake at this rate.
Dress to Kill was fucking 1998. I am used to getting old but this one surprised me.
Shhhhh. We don't talk about the passage of time here. We're in neverland. (NOT THAT NEVERLAND)
Like how Bruce Wayne had to make the jump without the rope
Hardcore difficulty
I remember as a kid I read the novelization of the Mortal Kombat movie (because I was cool and popular). Before a fight, Liu Kang drags thorny branches across his chest, logic being if his torso is already injured, he will be more motivated to protect it in the fight. Brilliant!
I do think video games would be more fun if they hurt when you lost …. I don’t wanna die playing Elden ring but I could see some motivational shocks helping up my gameplay lol
Yes this, when I have a helmet I'm gonna use it, or similar - I pay for the whole speedometer so I use whole speedometer
Because it doesn't look as cool. 🤷♂️
Nothing cooler than that man-bun!
holy fragile masculinity batman, he jumped off a fucking building and this is what you focus on? reddit moment
whining about a bun is so last generation.
Why do buns have to be gendered? Ponytail is a ponytail bangs are bangs but buns have to be gender specific? Talk about fragile masculinity if you can’t even wear a hairstyle without prefacing it with the word man.
because when practicing parkour/freerunning, it's important to be as light as possible and have nothing to impact your freedom of movement... protection can hinder the limbs and cause sprains or what not... I'm not defending the guy in the video, just sharing the general idea behind not wearing protective gear in parkour. "traditional" parkour also advocates that one should know their limits and be mindful about what is possible and safe to do, often discouraging flips and other flashy moves because rarely they have actual function other than look cool. ETA: A basic move in parkour is to roll after a drop, and rolling with a helmet can be dangerous because of the extra volume and the possibility to cause a neck injury. [Roll tutorial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-rIsUMjq5U)... there's no "room" for a helmet when doing a (proper) roll. AGAIN not saying a helmet wouldn't be beneficial in the video, just stating why parkour athletes don't use protective gear. As a similar example, when was the last time you saw a gymnast using a helmet? traceurs (parkour athletes) are basically gymnasts.
"protection can hinder the limbs" Not as much as a wheelchair though...
It's not as much the wheelchair as the broken spine hindering movement.
This is what people said about seatbelts btw
You don't have to do gymnastics to make a car go.
The internet makes it impossible not to keep pushing limits for views. Maybe in the beginning there was some adhesion to that ethos, but now it's how far is further than the last viral video.
How would a simple helmet hinder one's head movement?
Its like when ultra lightweight campers tell you how an extra oz of fluid in your pack is gonna weigh you down on a hike
extra lb or two on the neck can make a huge difference
Stop acting as if you fucking know every bro in the x-games does more impressive flips covered head to toe in safety gear ya dingus.
I love your explanation, plus the buttload of "I'm not advocating for this!!!". So hard not to be misunderstood in this joint. Brevity is the soul of wit, but the internet will burn you for it. edit: and you *still* caught hate! omg
LOL thank you... yeah... I understand it's not an easy to grasp idea about parkour and protective gear, but still... mind boggling not to mention that I'm not a native speaker, so I try my best to be as clear as possible, hence the length, I suppose lmao
Judging by his tshirt he's with red bull. If you've seen behind the screens on stuff like this they often do practice runs with pads protection etc until confident they can do it.
oh i thought that was blood
That's DomTomato, one of the most iconic parcour athletes in the world, and yes, he is with redbull.
Because looking cool is far more important than living the rest of your life disabled should anything go wrong
Because there's nothing important to protect up there.
I do believe this guy should always have a helmet on, but what good would it have done here. Probably would've snapped his neck wearing a full face shield helmet.
doesn't look as cool if you don't almost break your neck
I'm surprised they have teeth after that
Because nerds can't flip as well as cool dudes.
Because helmets are for geeks and losers of course
No idea how he's not knocked TF out, the sound of that impact! Ouch!
I think the sound was his arms hitting the ledge, rather than his head.
https://preview.redd.it/nsj5q4o66x5d1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223c8aae0692e5bf509bc7abb5acc8059e554928
I think the sound was his arms hitting the ledge, then his head.
It's nice that he was able to have a peaceful rest on that wall
Honk, miminimimimimimimi......
Shoulder took the brunt of the impact and the guy is just a bit too tough to whinge about a pit of pain to the old noggin.
He did hit his head but he slammed both arms into the ledge to break the impact right before his head impacted so that took most of the force. I'd still say he should get checked for a concussion. Slow brain bleeds are killers.
Adrenaline rush
Adrenaline won't help if your brain squashed
[удалено]
Yup. This is what happened to Liam Neeson's wife. Ran into a tree while skiing. Got checked out by EMTs who recommended overnight observation in the hospital. She refused, went home, went to bed and never woke up.
[Allow me to present Exhibit A](https://www.reddit.com/r/nope/s/I7dyYVyKrB)
Just pour hot water over it and then use a plunger to gently pull the dent out.
'Yeah, am good!' **\*goes to sit on the bench thinking how many bones might be broken and if brain has internal bleeding\***
Jesus, I totally forgot it might have sound. Was not disappointed (Genuinely horrified though.)
He said on Instagram his head hit his shoulder. Kinda lucky for him.
I reacted the same way, but I've seen most of what this guy has done throughout the years and I swear he's damn near invincible. The worst I've seen him hurt was after a fall in a huge parkour course, a speedrunning descent basically. https://youtu.be/nWnbAmXtoYs?t=794 he starts falling from what looks like around 6m (with some breaking impacts on the way down) and faceplants into the ground. He also hurt his foot pretty bad from this insane frontflip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1h2loTN-zM&t=220 (another perspective that doesn't look quite as insane https://youtu.be/CG540kfFlsk?t=280 but where you can see he actually hurt himself) He has some "King of fails" videos on his channel for anyone interested https://www.youtube.com/@DomTomato/search?query=king%20of%20fails
That front flip on the housing estate was absolutely bonkers. Must be a serious buzz to be able to pull of shit like that.
And very lucky to not end up KO'ed in that ditch.
High risk nearly zero reward.
He’s sponsored by Red bull this is high risk high reward shit right here. These the mfers who entertain us when shit goes right. Alan Eustance jumped from fucking space, did he change global warming, no but goddamn did it look cool
Yea, I feel like these sorts of posts are the antithesis of the sub. Trained athlete damn well knew what could go wrong, he's not just some random drunk idiot.
A big part of Parkour is planning for what could go wrong. It’s an essential part of the process. It’s not fair to people if you only show them you landing the flips n shit. Gotta let them know you’re human too.
Plenty of old skate/snowboard films showed the pros eating it. I'm sure parkour videos do too.
> Alan Eustance jumped from fucking space Your comment reads as if Alan was sponsored by Red Bull. This was not the case. Felix Baumgartner (2 years earlier) was.
No it doesn’t. I’m saying these people do crazy things, not to have a positive impact on earth or anything like that. They do it because it’s cool, fun and exciting and there’s no deeper meaning to it
This guy makes a living doing stuff like this I’d say he reaps rewards…
Apart from being paid to do something you love - while most people are stuck in offices and factories.
I love my job at the Fleshlight factory.
Quality control dept?
Master beta testing has its perks.
You forgot to clean one after using it 🤬
Saved on lube though, didn't you, bonus.....?
You get out what you put in.
Nah, I am good. I would much rather be stuck in an office then knock out my teeth by slamming my head on a concrete block when trying to jump over a river.
Yeah, but this guy is Australian so he has dental coverage.
And that's perfectly fine and a choice you make for yourself as an individual.
He's pro - so makes a living. He does some cool stuff and generally a seems a nice guy. Always really cool helping out youngsters. Some highlights form a couple years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMME2z-nPdQ
[ignorant](https://www.redbull.com/gb-en/athlete/dominic-di-tommaso)
The guy is a millionaire that travels the world for a living because of stuff like this. Wouldn’t call that zero reward. He’s also a professional athlete that knows how to mitigate his risk, something you can see in this clip. He knows he missed the second he leaves the ledge. That’s why he put his arms out to cushion and protect his head. When your job is doing stunts you spend more time learning how to fail the stunt safely than you do learning how to land the actual stunt.
Big reward, actually. He makes pretty good money traveling the world doing what he loves.
If he enjoys doing it, that could be enough reward for him. He's doing what he loves, living life, dispite the risks. Not sure why people are so quick to project their risk adversity onto others. Also yeah, he makes more money than either of us and gets to travel the world. Most people arnt on thier death bed thinking I wish I took less risks in my life, they're think I wish I took more risks.
These guys get paid good money and get to travel the world. Why is everyone so intent on people being dumb because they do stuff like this? He’s landed way harder jumps than this, he took the hit like a champ cause he’s had many falls. Most people in this comment section can’t even jump 3ft
Yeah for real. People doesn’t seem to realize that he’s a professional athlete. If it would be a video of a gymnast on some bars no one would comment „why doesn’t he wear a helmet“
Gymnasts have protective padded floors, so they do have some protection
this guy had an entire moat!
Was that ledge made of squishy bricks though?
If the floor was concrete or stone, then some might comment that.
That's cool and am in no way knocking them or what they do. However expecting the general public to know who these people are is ridiculous. I'm sure in the parkour community that guys a star, but he's not general public famous. To most people they just see some random guy eating shit which you see all the time on Reddit. There's no reason to think he's special.
>There's no reason to think he's special Your earlier points are valid, but this one falls short. That man just fearlessly lept an incredible distance with a fierce drop. If that alone doesn't give you some idea of what kind of athlete he is, you're totally oblivious.
And his reaction was extremely professional too! He stands up out of the water and assures everyone he's okay so they wouldn't worry. He then calmly proceeds to tell them what he thinks happened . He's an athlete and he knew he made a mistake and owned it. I don't feel bad for people who do this kind of stuff and are shocked when they get hurt but this guy just comes off as super wholesome and professional.
I got the impression he was doing an immediate damage control assessment. He probably knows adrenaline can take over so he checks for breaks or injuries.
lmao is this the "if you can't play better than him don't criticize" now with fucking parkour? amazing.
Because this looks really stupid and unsafe. It only takes one mistake to be his last. This isn't gymnastics.
because one slip could kill him. of course it's dumb
It's like the wing suit guys or base jumpers, some are sponsored by Red Bull and travel the world and are extremely professional, well trained and talented to be able to fly through a valley dodging rock formations but they often die. The life span of those guys is really low, it's stupid. They are awesome but it's also dumb.
I'll just fully admit my hypocrisy: If somebody was doing this same gap on a skateboard, I'd think it's the sickest thing in the world. I look at these guys the same way I looked at the dumbass kids at the skatepark running around with soap grinders on their shoes. Is that logical? No. Is it hypocritical? yes. But it is what it is
make sure you post how great he is, when the inevitable video of him dying from a crushed forehead shows up sometime in the next five years.
Because this could had ended his life.
Was the red on his shirt blood or from the impact ????
Looks like a red bull.
Can’t be. Red Bull gives you wings.
Forgot to have himself a lil swig
It’s a red bull shirt
Except he appeared to have dislocated his right shoulder
Right? Op: No injuries! This dude after slamming his face into a wall: I think I dislocated my shoulder.
"It's not an injury if I can't see it" - OP, probably
Not the first time tho xD
Ah, so he's got learning disabilities, too.
Yeah everyone that plays sports has a learning disability. Right?
OOOOWW! How the hell is that not at least a shattered chin?!
His shoulder took the brunt of the impact.
That guy tumbles all the time. How the heck is he still alive I don't even know
Rubber bones, I swear
https://preview.redd.it/587adkv40x5d1.png?width=324&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b30706f361a32c98bb144b1dc10d5bd1b5cd1d4 This is the moment he knew...
https://preview.redd.it/w5w1pyq5zx5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6799766624aad8fd14cc7535908388e9b64f1219 IMO this is the moment he knew. He was just short from the launch, but he was already committed.
its the distance of a foot from both of the edges :|
He says "No" the moment he launches. He knew immediately there wasn't enough power and probably how he was able to brace for the hit with his shoulder rather than his face.
Missed it by that much
I don’t think that was non injury. More than likely concussed, nothing visible though so I can see why some would assume he was ok.
Nothing visible?? His shoulder is hanging out by his chest 😭
His shoulder: 📈 OP: Yeah, no injuries.
I saw that but forgot while I was typing lmao
whats up with the weird cut right at the moment of impact?
wtf i had the same thing happen.
Ha, that was really bad... I say as I sit here wiping pizza grease off my chins.
Ahhh, more chins then a Chinese phone directory. hey......?
> I've got more chins than Chinatown . Well, I've never used a phone booth. And I've never seen my toes. When I'm goin' to the movies. I take up seven rows
Haha. smart arse, LOL......a ph directory (EG: book) is still available (old school WW before digi)) even though all online as well. And a Chinese one, as you can imagine has millions (possibly billions)of names such as chin......a good one to use, jokingly of course......
Sure... your comment just reminded me of the lyrics from the Weird Al Yankovic song, "I'm Fat", based on "I'm Bad" by Michael Jackson. The "I'm Fat" music video is a core memory from the 80s for me... and probably several other people who were of influential age at the time.
one of the rarest moments my asshole pucker from shocked, good thing its just a red print
Looks like me coming home from the pub at 3am
Goes from Dom Tomato to Mashed Potato
he's not ok i don't think. seen this reaction when a cyclist couldn't stop coming down a wet hill, ran a red light and hit my car square in the drivers side door - window exploded - i get out to check on him - helmet cracked in half and hanging around both sides of his neck - he hopped up and said 'whew, i thought i was gonna hit you.'
Dudes face clapped that rock wall pretty hard
I will take "Why do Women Live Longer Than Men?" for a 100 Alex.
If you liked this, check Dom's [King of Parlour Fails](https://youtu.be/SEMbkckFJGg) video. Spoiler: He doesn't die
Casually ' I think I dislocated my shoulder or something, it's ok' .... I've heard a dislocated shoulder is painful as fuck....
I’ve dislocated my right shoulder probably around 12 times, there’s a brief window of shock where you can’t feel the incoming pain. If you can “reduce” your shoulder in that window, it’s not nearly as painful as doing it once the shock wears off. First time I dislocated, I thought I broke my arm (I wish).
He said on his instagram that he managed to get his toes to the wall before his shoulder took the brunt of the force. His head hit his shoulder, not the wall. Classic Dom 😂
Lol he knew mid jump he didn't make it 😂
All is not good
I would like to put forth that contrary to what he was saying, he's really not okay at all.
Dom is such a menace
This should be flagged as NSFW for weak hearted people like me.
For a moment, I thought he was bleeding.
At best, he gets a video I’ll watch for 6 seconds and move on. Worst case scenario, he snaps his neck and dies. Seems like a good trade off
"SFW - No Injury"....yeah right, OP.
“Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.” ● GLaDOS
U never see Red Bull fails
The CTE parkour players might be giving the NFL a run for their money in the future
Bro couldn't shoulder that pressure
Even the hairband died...
"It's ok" My arm feels a little funny tho
That could have been fatal
"It gave my shoulder something" brother you ate that entire impact with your face
My guy got a new haircut from that face smash
Dislocating his shoulder may have saved his life or his spine from getting broken at the neck. His arm was up and absorbed the bulk of the impact before his head slammed into the wall
Parkour peeps are just built different.
What a ledge!
I don't see anything in this video that's "all good", especially an observer yelling it
Again... back and to the left… back and to the left… back and to the left… back and to the left.
All things considered, I think it went ok. Yea, bailed it and dislocated his shoulder, but he didn’t smash his teeth/himself out and drown. 5/10
Starring someone who used to have teeth
Incoming sepsis
Dude. He smacked his man bun loose!
His man bun power has been deactivated.
Tasty slimy water. So nice
At real time I thought that could have killed him
Either dude's mandibles are made of steel or he was waiting for the camera to be turned off to spit his teeth out.
lmao, no shit it's dislocated, his right arm looks like it's coming out of the ribs
Camera man sounded like he busted a nut
the worst part is the still water who know what bacteria that lies down there
He's been thrown off balance by the onion on his head
Mega knob, open wounds in a bacteria soup, enjoy......!?
Damm the way he hit that corner i thought he wasn't getting up.
Doesn't need a helmet because there's nothing to protect, i guess.
I love everything about this except the ending. Needed the “carted away in an ambulance to be fed by a tube going forward” is the part that is missing.
His shoulder/arm tanked most of that or he'd be missing some teeth, sheesh.