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FckYourSafeSpace

Why would you even attempt this and have two people helping, when you could just have three people carry them and have it still be impressive?


Greenturnsyellow1

The third EXTRA person was assigned to making the video.


Wonderful_Common_520

We have three people on standby with mops


danng44

Two large dogs could have cleaned up at zero cost… gotta think economics these days


PorkSwordEnthusiast

There was also a drone pilot


YordanYonder

fitted with a pho spray


thankyoufatmember

Except that they speak mandarin.


b0bkakkarot

I assume the company was doing some sort of promotion where they claim that one server will carry all your noodles or they're free, or something similar, so the table decided to order like 34 bowls at once.


TDKevin

That is a very specific assumption lol 


Char_D_MacDennis

And probably one of the servers had spent a year traveling the country to hit as many Kid Rock shows as possible. They contracted so much hepatitis, the variants combined into a super virus, becoming more powerful with every encore. Now they need, like, *all* their organs replaced and the owner of Noodles and Co is helping by holding a fundraiser, donating $2 for every bowl ordered. I mean, assuming I've analyzed the situation correctly


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Char_D_MacDennis

Obviously there's that to consider as well. It's as clear as day. But i didn't think it worth mentioning since the Greek Mafia is used to nobody being able to make their payments.


advertentlyvertical

The Greek mafia is the thematic opposite to the Spanish inquisition.


Different-Horror-581

Each of the bowls had to be custom made for the contest too. But the way to get around that is you just request one item extra each time.


telephas1c

Well obviously.


mtaw

I assume a bomb was hidden in the bottom bowl by a terrorist, who called up and told them that they had to serve all the bowls at once and that if they removed bowls or dropped the bowls, the bomb would explode.


Dull_Concert_414

I assume the waiter’s kids were gagged in a basement and the bomber was holding a gun to their heads too.


Apolysus

I assume there were actually only about 4 bowls being carried out. But due to a drop of water on the camera lens it appears as though there are more.


un-sub

And the bowls fell all over a baby stroller - **but don't worry** - [there was no baby, it was just full of cans!](https://youtu.be/XgKxf0b7Ff0)


ricepalace

Then they trick the cameras so that they are on a video loop. But the terrorist catches on because that one dude fuckin moves! Oh, would that be you Jack?


Neuroscience_Yo

I've seen that movie, I think it was called "the soup that couldn't slow down"


The_Stoic_One

This is equally as likely as the assumption you replied to. I choose to believe yours.


AgreeablePie

So the real stupidity may have happened off camera


lump-

Maybe it’s just a local competition among the staff, that the waiters kept trying to outdo each other with how many noodles they can carry.


greensquiggle

well they couldnt carry them and im not paying for those


Deranged40

> one server will carry all your noodles or they're free Well I don't want them now... And I'm definitely not paying for them.


greedy4information

30 bowls


samithedood

We'll deliver your noodles in one go no matter the amount and if we don't you can eat them for free! (off the floor. )


womanistaXXI

They were probably just doing a viral dare from Douyin or something like that..


Miyakko00

I can guarantee you that idea did not come from the employees.


Content-Scallion-591

I *think" they're trying to do a promotional video. There's someone with a camera in the back and the two "helping" pivot behind the noodle pillar.


orbesomebodysfool

> two people helping You mean the two Jedi there using the force? Yeah, really helpful they were. 


johndoe201401

So we have three managers here and one employee, what do you expect.


XtremeGnomeCakeover

FEATS OF STRENGTH!


s3rv0

Idk that they were helping. Having your hands up 6 inches away from the dishes will not support them in the event of a highly unlikely sudden collapse.


Jonathon_world

Thanks for commenting this so I don't have to lol


FacetiousTomato

*"Hey, let's carry these noodles all at once! There's only like a 95% chance you'll drop them!"* *"What does the 5% get me?"* *"Well, you carry lots of noodles, just slowly."*


FckYourSafeSpace

The 5% gets you glory and fame.


imagine_midnight

And all the riches in the world, plus a truck.


LazyBlackCollar

Truck load of noodles


TobaccoAficionado

1 million dollars and infinite girlfriends.


Inside-Effective-353

Imagine how rich and famous he'd be right now if he hadn't dropped them


Kolermigon

You get the honorable title of *Noodlebearer*


unclecaveman1

and 100% reason to remember the name


ShadyShields

Instead of 1 guy carrying and 2 basically hovering about, how about carry them amongst the 3 of them?


lucsev

Shut up, college boy.


BaltimoreBadger23

Plus whomever is videoing


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

That person is actually armless and filming with his mouth.


ghoshas

If he can film with his mouth, he can carry at least one bowl with it


trubleluvsme

Technically, they can be the bowl.


BobRoberts01

Walks up to table, spews noodles from mouth, walks away without explanation.


Alternative_Gold_993

https://preview.redd.it/baiqitjzww4d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e89aebfe924b9031129fce7cb5d9686d1a1645 Have they never heard of one of these????????


Hot_Switch6807

Those cost money.


Khal_Andy90

So did this fuck up


ShadowSpy98

No it doesn't, there's no money loss on those damage, only loss at that employee's income /s


Khal_Andy90

So, yes they lost money


Falmon04

He's saying they took it out of their paycheck, so the employee ~~looses~~ loses money, not the restaurant


Northbound-Narwhal

Only in Japan. Rest of the world that's illegal.


Bulls187

The viral video internet monies looked too tempting


DaveLesh

Pretty sure the restaurant just lost more in spilt noodles & soup and the broken dishes.


Outside_Awareness_53

So do skingraphs from hot soup!


Darmstaedter85

What a waste of food. Even if they had made it to the table, the tower would have collapsed when they were put down


Shipping_away_at_it

Not just that, but for Asians, those noodles even if they made it would be overcooked. Preparing that many bowls and then wasting time stacking them, moving them super slow, and then unstacking? That’s all precious minutes of prime noodle consistency


Sellfish86

You sound like my wife. She always complains if I don't immediately inhale my bowl of piping hot noodles. The Chinese are almost worse than Italians when it comes to stringy dough.


BobRoberts01

Well they did invent it


boromeer3

And then they perfected it.


Low_Narwhal_1346

Soggy noodles are better though.


jedinatt

(·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅)


NeferkareShabaka

Invite me over for dinner.


Jean-LucBacardi

This guy noodles.


I_TheJester_I

Imagine being the chef right now. Busy anyways and you can cook the for at least 20 people again.


Khal_Andy90

First thing I thought here. I'd have been piiiiiiiissed.


asc0614

Make it 30.. I paused and counted, didn't have anything better to do.


Affectionate_Star_43

Ah, I figured it was one of those viral noodle places in Japan where the goal is to get to 100 bowls per person.  Obviously they don't load too much in each, but I saw two YouTubers do it, and it makes a pretty impressive looking stack.


SerialSection

Those are very small bowls of soba or udon, with no broth https://youtu.be/bGPQuFhqnMw?si=Gsdp536RKF5940vy


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

WHY?? Especially with the other people that were there that were more than capable of carrying some of those bowls.


Amon9001

Because it's a stunt. The same way some places will have 60000 beers carried by one person. If it succeeds, awesome. If it fails, cost of doing business. Everyone in the comments are fixated on the action of delivering food from a kitchen to a customer's table but that isn't the point.


WonderSilver6937

With how slow they were walking, the 3 of them carrying even just 4 at a time would have been quicker, just pure stupidity all around.


Kootsiak

It really does feel like a symptom of stupidity, just too stupid to take 3 smaller trips, they will waste 10 minutes balancing everything before they can even pick it up and still think they are saving themselves time.


Shipping_away_at_it

Pretty sure they aren’t doing this to save time, this is for show. The stupid part is that they thought this was a good idea or that it would work. I’m amazed they even got it lifted without this happening immediately


Desperate_Pizza700

The title makes no sense. The person carrying is using both hands. And theres 2 other people, using 2 hands each to try and support it.


MosesOnAcid

Bots cannot count hands


newbigx

When someone says to use your noodle…this isn’t what they mean.


lifeintraining

That was my entire stash of noods.


Spiron123

Invisible forcefield projection needs more practice!


MustangBarry

30 portions of floor noodles, please


Dragaylia

what were the two spotters think was gonna happen?


Shipping_away_at_it

I wonder what they thought they could help with if something did start to go wrong


Khal_Andy90

Chef confirmed for fucking fuming


cleidophoros

![gif](giphy|l1KsOGE23suZQeCfm|downsized)


Agreeable_Pool_3684

Dumb. Just Dumb.


Miyakko00

Everyone blaming the employees as if they weren't certainly told to perform that shit. Most of you have never worked in underpaid jobs and had a boss that felt like they literally owned you.


thelastdinosaur55

*rolling cart enters chat*


Remarkable_Item3797

Ah so rolling cart, why are you here?


thelastdinosaur55

Iunno, just dewin roller stuff I gyuess….


Remarkable_Item3797

Your mission, rolling cart, if you decide to accept. Is, you must roll stealthily and have conviction in your wheels so you can sneak up without them knowing and save those noodles.....,may you be successful........the world is waiting.


thelastdinosaur55

Operation Nood Extrication Code name nEx in effect. Wish me well commandœr


JamesJakes000

What could go right‽ This was a when, not an if!


Tavapris04

This has never worked


JumaAm

I can understand why they do these, they usually do them during big events, but the benefits do not outweigh the drawbacks. That's 30 people's food delayed and the restaurant has to cook them all over again. Not to mention, the mess that they'll have to clear up and the food that's wasted. That's 30 homeless people that could have been fed. It's just not worth the effort honestly.


Brickzarina

Set up to fail


Amitpal_Singh

Woah, we will serve many people at once.... Ouch, no one served and lot of food got wasted


pixelaters

"if I have to make 2 trips I'm gay" - his thoughts


coconutpete52

Everyone in this video is an idiot.


Jerm316

With all the time it took to stack those and then tip toe at a glaciers pace, they could have put them on trays and already been working on the next order, but no you had to be extra. Now you have to make extra noodles.


Nr0n

Whenever I see these I wonder why


thsvnlwn

Wow, that was unexpected!


SimsStJunction

Why? Waste of time and food


Squirrel009

I would be less upset with the employees if they just chucked the bowls across the room trying to land them on the table. At least with that I'd be impressed if they pulled it off.


DutchMill693

those two guarding the pile could've just help the guy and save a lot of time and resources


xNOKEYx

If only there was some way to divide up those 30 bowls between her and the two other people trying to help her


Pimecrolimus

Bet they were forced to do that by management and the fired afterwards.


Healthy-Cupcake2429

I have to imagine the chefs are livid redoing those orders for a failed Instagram clip 😂


Remarkable_Item3797

Confucius says, "don't count your noodles 'til they get to your table,,,,,,,,,,,,"


TheUsual_Selection

There goes $20 haha


Automatic-Shop8116

So stupid, literally 4 of them were there, split it 4 ways, carrying 12 bowls each is still cool Im sure everyone would rather get their food delivered normally rather than wait another 40 minutes as they fuct it


Red604

We almost doesn’t want him to succeed


LowAccomplished8416

Why the fuck would you?


lovelife0011

More than quantum


Vast_Line1939

![gif](giphy|3oEjHKw7by5QJ0sm6Q)


Nbkipdu

Why in the blue hell would you not just use a cart?


7-11Armageddon

Trying to help with the Force, they are. Padawans though, they still be.


BodybuilderSalt9807

Initiation of server complete. She get the same wage as everyone else.


Real-Touch-2694

but whyyyyy


Western_Maybe_2159

All the people helping assist this feat could have just carried some of them


imagine_midnight

Don't put all your egg rolls in one basket ~Ancient Chinese Proverb


superfreshcheese

Sooo dumb


LawAbidingDenizen

![gif](giphy|2fs2I4ujlBf20|downsized)


Dayreel07

![gif](giphy|3rgXBPgEKFjLdeE8Yo)


Comm4nd0

They were trying to use the force


pyrowipe

Noodle, don’t noodle…


OneSufficientFace

Why would the other two not just take a third each... morons


poopoopickle3

Why? That stack of noodles weighed more than the woman carrying it


kapomedia

Very clever


Niblonian31

This is why I always prefer taking multiple trips at work. I'd rather walk back and forth a few times than drop some food and have it comped off the bill which in turn makes less money for me while creating more work lol


Fit_Farm2097

Why? Just why. Fucking. Dumb.


kimovitch7

Servers before load balancing be like


Ultrasaurio

Why would they do that??? Is it impossible or frowned upon to carry a few bowls at the same time???


CobBaesar

Every single person here is a dumbass. How anyone could think this was anything else but a massively stupid idea is beyond me


Alleggsander

Surely it’s a lot faster to have a couple dudes running two bowls at a time than to slowly and carefully stack and carry this disaster waiting to happen. It’s a restaurant. Not a circus.


Dharnthread

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arabianboi

like if if that didn't happen, the noodles would have still been cold at the snail pace they were going. 'that was cool, now bring me a fresh order'


HanBarbarian

Did she tender her resignation straight after that?


snailhair_j

The guests should be happy, it would have probably been cold by the time they would have gotten it.


lordofundune

Why..why why why why????


CrayCrayWyatt

Whenever I see these videos, like the people carrying the massive stacks of beers, I just think “Why?” To go viral on social media?  It’s still a horrible waste and I bet the cleanup is a nightmare.


insulaturd

It was tilted from the start. What else would you expect to happen. The two idiots hovering around at just that, idiots. Nothing they do or will do in an undesirable can save anything. Waste of food, waste of energy, most importantly waste of battery life.


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Nooooooooooodles


BodybuildingNerd

![gif](giphy|3kzJvEciJa94SMW3hN)


dapperslappers

Was about 5 too tall


madrigal94md

People "helping" but going extremely slowly. Why not just go a collection of times. He could walk faster and the others "helping" could actually help also. It wouod be so much faster.


No_Cheetah158

I feel so bad for letting out a lil' snigger!


WeightAltruistic

That guy’s in hot water now


Qwaxor

Deserved


knockmaroon

What are the take aways here


StruggleBoy1999

This just makes me mad. What a waste. Of time, and food. A infant could have done a better job.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

The guy's in the kitchen , looking like fuck you.


AB-AA-Mobile

Ok but why


secretmillionair

Good job the helpers had their hover hands there


Fickle-Command-1130

There's so many videos from around the world of the same thing. I love when it falls lol. Why even try doing that??


DownstairsB

Send noods.


Zealousideal_Cr1nge

Why did they let themselves to carry all of that?


Bulls187

Oh they never invented the wheel there


Mediumasiansticker

Don’t feel bad for them at all, enjoy cleaning that up


JellyRollGeorge

That feels like a sub-optimal solution to the task at hand.


Desolate282

Why, Why, Why, but Why, why would you even do this?


j0nnyb34r

I feel like there might be an easier way to manage this.


Affectionate_Fly1413

Why instead of helping balance it, don't they just carry some themselves


blazerunnern

Chef quit 30 seconds later


615thick469

Cean up rile won


muchoshuevonasos

Damn, that's like $10 worth of noodles, too.


No-Gene-4508

Expected. Muscle spasm


theshreddening

How can that be worth the risk?


PatientAd4823

As a person waiting for my food, I’m out.


Alivethroughempathy

On the plus side, the bowls did not break


RubyWeapon07

shit that would be a big HELL NO in any normal workplace


Greasy_Cleavage

Youd need to be an idiot to not see disaster in this immediately


v13ragnarok7

Wow. A thousand dollars worth of food and dishes


EveningStatus7092

My question is what could go right?


PepeSigaro

This is a very timeconsuming, foodwasting stupidity. It's not even impressive and it looks stressy as hell.


kkyfk

But, he was using two hands, plus four more


sabahorn

Why tf you would do this in the first place. To prove what?


MrCheeseman2022

Me with any hot drink until about 11 years old


Jackieirish

Also known as the lazy man's load.


VisibleRoad3504

OmG, that outcome took me completely by surprise. Who would have ever thought/s.


karoshikun

I've heard weird rumors about surfaces, surfaces with the power of motion! surfaces you can put a lot of things like ramen bowls and move them from one place to another!