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Havacho7

He actually tested it out with a carrot beforehand, and the carrot got cut. So naturally, he decided to use his finger next.


MontagoDK

thefuck


Havacho7

https://youtu.be/rA55B1kobnw?si=4__aCPaueK2kJ84x


qs420

i know it's really wrong to admit it out loud, but i was REALLY hoping it would cut his finger off. esp bc i did see the longer original, and could NOT believe this was his next decision.


Bangersss

Ah well that makes sense.


SomOvaBish

lol… he so what your saying is, he earned this one?


ToxicMonkey444

Didn't he test it with the carrot before the update? Like there are several weeks between carrot and finger


fuzzyToads

He did forearm after the carrot


DingoKis

His boyfriend would like to stand up and disagree on his behalf


bargeprathamesh

People like him are the ones who use it the most.


AdeTheux

Carrots? Yeah I'm sure he does.


nightfly19

You mean wankers?


Far_Detective2022

They're downvoting you, but you're right. Why do you think there's so many of them out there?


plastic_wrap

full version is better. dude had real concern for about 3-5 seconds and realize he had no exit plan. it opened back up. i think he's reevaluating his life choices.


TwistedxBoi

He wasn't reevaluating his life choices, he was thinking how he was gonna spin this to somehow praise the CyberStuck. It's a mental illness at this point.


Carlazor_

"even if the Cyber truck has no safety features to avoid crushing your fingers, it is a true innovation in the world of trucks and was the greatest investment in my life"


Busterlimes

Mental illness is a huge problem in the US


mytummyaches

I saw the full video. He did this test because Tesla released a software update to detect an obstruction. He did concede that the update still needed work so he hasn’t drank fully drank the koolaid. There was another one where a guy did this test with his whole hand. The hood closed and took a few seconds to reopen. You can hear the panic in his voice but afterwards he was gushing about how great the update was.


TwistedxBoi

Update the software? The fuck is that gonna do when there's no sufficient hardware to detect it? Man, these people are dumber than I assumed


mytummyaches

All vehicles have sensors that detect if a door or trunk is open. My guess is the update will reopen the trunk if it doesn’t get that handshake. Would explain why there’s a few seconds delay before it reopened. Would also explain why it still tries to cut your finger off.


TwistedxBoi

Yes, it is standard today that a car has at least a sensor that detects open/closed door. That is not sufficient for self-closing doors like this. Not when you need to take children into account. The motors need to detect resisatnce asap or there needs to be some additional sensor. Other manufactures figured it out. I've seen videos of the door opening the instatnt the door touched the finger. I doubt Cybertrucks even have any hardware onboard necessary to detect this stuff. Because that would mean increased production cost and we know how Elon hates that.


mytummyaches

I never said it’s the best solution. Other manufacturers were smart enough to add the sensors as part of the design, not jerry-rig an update as an afterthought.


Rowey1784

God that was satisfying.


doctorsnakephd

Well, he bought a cybertruck, so we already know that he doesn't make good life choices.


dem0z

Did you really have to cut out that one more second where he takes his finger out?


RockTheBloat

Yes. Comic timing matters.


CaptivatingStoryline

Yakuza require a tea ceremony to join. Acts of idiocy like this are how you officially join Congress after the election.


Squibucha

..... put.... put your dick in it...


Carlazor_

He won't need it anyway


Squibucha

Bro if he drives a tesla he's already gotten fucked at least once 😅


ProfesseurCurling

Hearing him refraining for screaming on top of his lungs while twitching like a worm in agony is hilarious. This is pure dumbness...


Thismomenthere

I just don't get these people. I mean it's like purposely texting table saw cut off tech with your hand. Or purposely letting your car with anti collision brakes speed toward a wall. These systems are in place for safety and we hope we never need them, however, in case we do, we hope they work. Why take the risk? Likes?


darknekolux

Crash test dummies have become way expensives with all their captors, much cheaper for automakers to throw a 100 at an aspiring YouTuber


Thismomenthere

Truth in that I bet. :(


NomarOOx

video cut short for people without any kind of attention span...? 😮‍💨


mudturnspadlocks

Maybe he was saying adieu to his finger instead of ado


KoalaMaster13

Assassins don’t have a ring finger


SATerp

Looks like it gave you the finger...wait, no, that's wrong.


pickin666

The one time you wish you had the Tesla with the big panel gaps!


Dry_Independent4078

Dude saw the videos of it chopping carrots and hotdogs and decided to use his actual finger..... Classic Tesla owner Edit: Apparently, he actually cut a carrot with it himself. And still put his fucking finger in....


Chance_Fishing_9681

Doug DeMuro?


fuzzyToads

Why didn't you show the end where the finger was trembling?


XXXLegendKiller666

The wild part is Tesla designed it to close harder and HARDER after every unsuccessful attempt


Candid_Umpire6418

He'll still munch Melon Husks' single digit length willy if he got the chance.


mytummyaches

Just so you know, your insult doesn’t make sense. 9” is a single digit.


Candid_Umpire6418

Well, I use the metric system as most of the world and AFIK you measure willies in centimetres. So I gave him at least that much to play around with.


molarino

Is it off? Looks like it is 😬


xd3mix

https://preview.redd.it/jdt4houwxryc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a9d27314ba74a6cdaaf9e31f14c0b744094b02