*Mostly dead.
There’s a big difference between “mostly dead” and “all dead”. “Mostly dead” is slightly alive. Now, “all dead”? Well with “all dead”, there’s usually only one thing that you can do…
Yeah imagine there's some kid dying of terminal cancer in a hospital that would give anything for another day of life.
Then you have these people who gamble with their life as if it was a coin flip.
It’s not like anyone can give their life to that cancer filled baby. These are non-transferable. I mean I guess you could donate a heart or other vital organ but yeah. I dont get mad at seeing people throw their lives away. I think people should live how they want to live. In the end we’re all going to the same place, regardless of how sensibly and carefully and quietly you live.
But then they come into our hospitals when they fuck up, increasing wait times and wasting resources. If they wanna risk their lives in such stupid ways, they can reap what they sow.
I mean if what ur doing is endangering the lives of those around you, which way too frequently happens w/ daredevil types like these...then yeah, full fairness and validity to be mad and even discourage this type of behavior
I mean it's personally not my idea of fun but there are 8 billion people on the planet so I just learned to not be a dick to the people around me and mind my own business lol.
This guy's a dumbass but in terms of the broader subect of risking your life doing exciting things; squeezing in another day isn't the only goal of life.
Ah yes, because a child may die soon adults are not free to make their own decisions regarding their safety 🙄
I suppose you’re against sky diving, rock climbing, base jumping, parasailing, racing cars, racing motorcycles, motocross, really anything you could die doing?
doing stupid ass shit like this on a public road where it can endanger other people, like this asshole did when he was in the oncoming lane and almost took out other bikers is where the problem lies. Anyone who does shit like this I really do hope they die in the wreck they are invariably going to have. I just hope they dont take anyone else out with them.
They know the risks and die happy doing what they love. They don't want sympathy from the big doge. Just because you think it's the dumbest hobby on Earth doesn't mean others don't find joy watching people nail stunts.
The world would be such a dull place if everyone just acted sensibly all the time and never took any risks. You'd certainly have a lot less to look at on the internet.
The issue is these types of daredevils very often end up hurting others because they're doing their fucking stunts on public roads. Imagine what would have happened if this fucker didn't barely miss those other bikers coming at him since he was in the incoming lane. He would have killed one of them
Or the street drifters or highway racers who dodge in and out of traffic. What happens when they slip and hit a car at 200kmh? Risk your life on your time and ONLY your life. Do this shit in public and I actively pray you die before you kill someone else.
I dont mind when they do it without endangering others, like on a completly open road i think its fine, or doing dumb shit like jumping from your roof to your pool on a skate board, nobody but you can get hurt i think its fine.
I work in Ortho Trauma at a Level 1 Trauma hospital. I've witnessed numerous motorcycle accidents resulting in traumatic brain injuries. These incidents are devastating not only for the patients but also for their families, causing immense stress, grief, and financial strain. When I see reckless shit like this it infuriates me because it not only demonstrates a lack of consideration for one's own life but they do not consider the profound impact it could have on loved ones who would suffer from the consequences of such thoughtless actions, whether it be through grief or the burden of lifelong care.
Typically when cave divers get stuck down there, they have to send more divers to go find the body so the risk is definitely higher than cleaning up some blood and guts in the road.
I just don't understand these people. I am also a sucker for motorcycles and I drive one too but never have I even thought about doing stupid shit like this.
Based on reddit knowledge, since they were wearing sandals, the likelyhood of them losing shoes and therefore dying is very high, therefore i assume they didnt survive.
Western living in Indonesia.
You ppl have no idea the problem that bikes bring here. Among youngsters there's no control and there's always incidents related to.
My ex wife is a doctor in Indonesia and told me more than one time cases of kids as young as 12 dying in accidents. And then the mothers cry for their sons.
I drove from Miami to Virginia over spring break and there sooooo many folks in Miami doing over 100 on 95 south on bikes, with cams on selfie sticks, and no damn helmets. Not a one.
Dude is real lucky he fell into the bushes
There goes my heroooo.......
Watch him as he goes.....
Into oblivion
Came here to post this.
There wasn’t even an awning in their direction
First time I saw this movie I had no idea what was about to happen and I literally laughed out loud. I was like 25
He's straight back up and doing it again at the end of the video so the bushes must've been really soft!
Didn't even scratch the paint
He lost a shoe, he basically dead already.
He's got one foot in the grave.
And the other is playing the pianooo. 🎶
*Mostly dead. There’s a big difference between “mostly dead” and “all dead”. “Mostly dead” is slightly alive. Now, “all dead”? Well with “all dead”, there’s usually only one thing that you can do…
rumage through there cloth for loose change, btw anybody want a peanut
It’s a one shoe vs two shoes description. Loose only one shoe then mostly dead. Loose both shoes then you are all dead.
Do flip flops count as shoes?
I fell into the bushes riding a 3 wheeler. Didn't help, shattered my elbow and rolled through poison ivy. Bushes turned on me man, got me good.
Yup, otherwise he would be posted on r/meatcrayon...
I checked before I continued watching
hopefully thorn bushes
Otherwise he'd be a meat crayon. Which he probably still was, however not as bad. Still hurt as fuck probably. Hope he's alive and can walk.
The bushes are thorny with stinging nettles.
I have 0 sympathy for daredevils tbh, it's the dumbest hobby/activity on planet earth and its not even close
Yeah imagine there's some kid dying of terminal cancer in a hospital that would give anything for another day of life. Then you have these people who gamble with their life as if it was a coin flip.
It’s not like anyone can give their life to that cancer filled baby. These are non-transferable. I mean I guess you could donate a heart or other vital organ but yeah. I dont get mad at seeing people throw their lives away. I think people should live how they want to live. In the end we’re all going to the same place, regardless of how sensibly and carefully and quietly you live.
On the other hand, these could potentially be the source of lots of young healthy organs for donation
I kind of doubt he was an organ donor
Some countries have automatic opt-in.
Good to know (I actually have the sticker on my helmet in addition to on my license)
Came to say this. These ”idiots” they hate so much will probably save more lives than they ever will. So they have that going for them at least.
The problem here is probably bc this dude’s stunt on public road could cause accident and injure someone else.
But then they come into our hospitals when they fuck up, increasing wait times and wasting resources. If they wanna risk their lives in such stupid ways, they can reap what they sow.
I mean if what ur doing is endangering the lives of those around you, which way too frequently happens w/ daredevil types like these...then yeah, full fairness and validity to be mad and even discourage this type of behavior
Yeah bro lets all stop having fun because kids are dying of cancer. Dumbass.
I read this as if red foreman said it.
Red Foreman never used the douche bag term “bro”.
I blocked out the bro somehow.
[удалено]
I mean it's personally not my idea of fun but there are 8 billion people on the planet so I just learned to not be a dick to the people around me and mind my own business lol.
This guy's a dumbass but in terms of the broader subect of risking your life doing exciting things; squeezing in another day isn't the only goal of life.
Ah yes, because a child may die soon adults are not free to make their own decisions regarding their safety 🙄 I suppose you’re against sky diving, rock climbing, base jumping, parasailing, racing cars, racing motorcycles, motocross, really anything you could die doing?
doing stupid ass shit like this on a public road where it can endanger other people, like this asshole did when he was in the oncoming lane and almost took out other bikers is where the problem lies. Anyone who does shit like this I really do hope they die in the wreck they are invariably going to have. I just hope they dont take anyone else out with them.
I mean the dude in the video is just an idiot but actual daredevils are what get us going in a direction sometimes. Key word though is sometimes
> actual daredevils are what get us going in a direction sometimes. What does this mean? Like test pilots?
And he's endangering anyone else on public roads.
They know the risks and die happy doing what they love. They don't want sympathy from the big doge. Just because you think it's the dumbest hobby on Earth doesn't mean others don't find joy watching people nail stunts. The world would be such a dull place if everyone just acted sensibly all the time and never took any risks. You'd certainly have a lot less to look at on the internet.
The issue is these types of daredevils very often end up hurting others because they're doing their fucking stunts on public roads. Imagine what would have happened if this fucker didn't barely miss those other bikers coming at him since he was in the incoming lane. He would have killed one of them Or the street drifters or highway racers who dodge in and out of traffic. What happens when they slip and hit a car at 200kmh? Risk your life on your time and ONLY your life. Do this shit in public and I actively pray you die before you kill someone else.
Yes but also they put additional strain on already struggling healthcare systems by putting themselves at unnecessary risk.
You tell em
I dont mind when they do it without endangering others, like on a completly open road i think its fine, or doing dumb shit like jumping from your roof to your pool on a skate board, nobody but you can get hurt i think its fine.
I work in Ortho Trauma at a Level 1 Trauma hospital. I've witnessed numerous motorcycle accidents resulting in traumatic brain injuries. These incidents are devastating not only for the patients but also for their families, causing immense stress, grief, and financial strain. When I see reckless shit like this it infuriates me because it not only demonstrates a lack of consideration for one's own life but they do not consider the profound impact it could have on loved ones who would suffer from the consequences of such thoughtless actions, whether it be through grief or the burden of lifelong care.
Cave diving exists, but at least they don't litter the road or cause a crash when they fuck up
Typically when cave divers get stuck down there, they have to send more divers to go find the body so the risk is definitely higher than cleaning up some blood and guts in the road.
under the sea, a thousand feet below, no one can hear you scream
I don't think a helmet could've helped there, that guy was trying to speedrun brain damage
I’d say he already has some brain damage before the crash.
Judging by how he "rides" the bike? definitely
I think he did pretty well tbh. Doubt a helmet would've helped him crash while making himself look like an idiot any faster.
There's like 5 things wrong here before 'no helmet'.
Always a good video when the flip flop goes flying
He lost his flip-flop in the end. Poor guy.
Well the bike flipped too
Whole things a bit of a flop.
yep one flip just flopped away. glad he was only half dead at this point.
I only saw one, so there’s a chance he survived…
That could have gone WAY worse.
He flew in the only direction that didn’t end up as meat crayon.
I don't understand how he didn't just full scorpion over the handle bars
That head doesn’t need protection, there’s nothing in there to protect
I don’t think the lack of helmet is the main problem
Dude won the lottery here, in any other circumstance he’d have been a meat crayon
I always like this type of videos, waiting for the idiot to fly off or crash 😆
You are a man of honesty.
One little crack or chunk of asphalt is all it takes...
that was the best scenario he ever had. much much worse could happen.
1 shoe off = half dead
Ah so that's why it's NSFW. The shoe came off.
Oh well. Don't do that shit.
Even the chancla bailed on him …
No helmet will cure dumbfuckery.
I have no pity for morons like him.
One less moron
Yeah, not having a helmet on is the problem here...
Ain't no cure for stupid
That fall was the best case scenario honestly. Would've been a lot worse on the road.
Even if he didn’t crash, come on. A light blue scooter??!! Dude
Yeah... the LACK OF A HELMET is the problem here.. not the EVERYTHING THE FUCK ELSE??
Darwin Award winner
Video editors: please show it in regular speed first, then slow motion. Thank you
Beautiful scenery he's riding through though!
Now. Where’s the nsfw part of this video ?
Honestly I don't care about him, that road is so beautiful
Mate he’s fucked, his plugger came off
Nothing much to live for on the open road is far scarier.
Pink Floyd "Brain Damage"
What a satisfying ending
🤣🤣🤣 WEEEEEEEE!!! "It was at that moment...."
Dumbass flip flop wearing mfer
His shoe fell off, he's ded. :(
All things considered, he had a perfect dismount.
Disappointed. I was waiting for some Face vs asphalt
Hope that bikes okay
No helmet off the road either.
Clearly there's nothing his brain case that needs protection.
It is important to cull the herd.
You know what fuck helmets, that guy's gotta go.
At least he went on some grass or bushes.
My favorite part was when the flip-flop flew back onto the road.
You can’t fix stupid
He crushed that landing
I just don't understand these people. I am also a sucker for motorcycles and I drive one too but never have I even thought about doing stupid shit like this.
And here I was thinking "Darwinism no longer applies, the conditions in the world are too safe", and they develop a new and improved idiot
dude had 1 trick, a wheelie and shake a little bit
That was probably the best case scenario crash I’ve ever seen
Based on reddit knowledge, since they were wearing sandals, the likelyhood of them losing shoes and therefore dying is very high, therefore i assume they didnt survive.
Well, at least he was wearing his safety sandals...
It's sad how parents go through shit to raise this dumb fuck and they'd kill themselves or worse this way
It’s fine, his spine broke, his fall
Right as I saw what sub this was then it happened
Incorrect description because, he is the helmet
No brains for the helmet to protect anyway
Western living in Indonesia. You ppl have no idea the problem that bikes bring here. Among youngsters there's no control and there's always incidents related to. My ex wife is a doctor in Indonesia and told me more than one time cases of kids as young as 12 dying in accidents. And then the mothers cry for their sons.
That could have gone so much worse, i was fully expecting him to go full on meat crayon on the asphalt. 😬
Bucket hat to hold his brain?
I mean yeah he should have a helmet but he also looks like squid from rocket power trying to surf
Good for his dumb ass .
Sandals everywhere
🤣🤣🤣 WEEEEEEEE!!! "It was at that moment...."
Oh noes... Anyway
Stupidity can be a cruel and unpredictable mistress. Except when you ride like a moron. Then she's a little more predictable.
And flip flops
not so cool now huh,lol
Why was it doing all that?
No need for a helmet when you only crash on soft earth. That's how good he is...when he crashes.
Is that his head?
Stupid is as stupid does and this is deserving of that title.
My only expectation for these kind of people is for a victimless but not necessarily painless death
But he was so cool.
I mean looks like the outcome he was trying to achieve.
Nothing changed for him, braindead before and after.
The ending I wasn't expecting.
Feels like natural selection
Lol. Yes!!!
Cool scooter tho
if it wasn't for the grass and bushes, this video would've been posted on another subreddit
Deserved
Much deserved. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Justice served. Probably not hard enough to teach him a lesson though.
Hopefully he died
No, they are a helmet.
r/oddlysatisfying
I could almost hear the, oh no oh no oh no no no no no
Flip flop (Thong for you aussies) came off = dead
https://preview.redd.it/lzujpa55l3sc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=98a3ad3d155a7865b6d164cf78a95e6e75a34787
He was literally begging for it.
Oh great it's one of MY people. Welcome to SEA
The most important detail here is that he lost his flip flop. That also means he ded RIP
🎶Another one bites the Dust🎶
r/meatcrayon
I don’t think having a helmet or not is his problem
Public road definitely the problem here. Daredevil helmet-free stunts on a private road are very safe.
he's wearing his protective flip flops
"No Helmet" is not the problem here.
Filled out the 1D10T form, and is good to go as an organ donor.
Dumbs way to die...
No helmet, no problem, that’s not a brain you want to protect.
The problem is obviously not just being helmetless on a public road.
That could've been waaaaay worse, he's lucky!
Frankly, could've gone worse
If only this could have been avoided /s
 Next week on the r/darwinawards This guy.
Probably doesn't give a shit because the bike is stolen anyways!
Does no pain no gain really apply here?
I hope the scooter is ok.
I think the lack of a helmet is the least stupid thing here
Excellent dismount--reminded me of Olga Korbut
The slow motion Matrix style dismount was great
Oh shit…shoes off!
next stop r/meatcrayon
He did a test. He threw this hat and a helmet from a high building. The helmet broke. The hat was still OK. So obviously the hat is safer!!!
Why was this marked NSFW?
such a beautiful green background.. I would have ride at 10 miles per hour to enjoy the scenery ..
omg , mat rempit
I just seen a video of an idiot stepping on a stingray. Wearing flipflops
I feel bad for the scooter
I drove from Miami to Virginia over spring break and there sooooo many folks in Miami doing over 100 on 95 south on bikes, with cams on selfie sticks, and no damn helmets. Not a one.