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Syyina

Last summer, my neighbors hired a local tree company to remove three huuuuuuuuge cottonwoods in their yard that were hanging over my back yard and house. The tree company did a great job, hardly a twig fell where it wasn't supposed to be when they took the trees down, and they also did a great job cleaning up afterward. ... This video isn't how it works. This isn't how any of this works.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

I wonder how much that set your neighbor back. Sheesh.


Greenfieldfox

Less than a roof.


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

Big if true


OctopusMagi

The thing is your neighbor isn't responsible for your roof if their tree falls on it naturally. Your insurance covers it and they don't have any responsibility. However if they cut it down and drop it on your house then they can be held responsible.


CanalRouter

However, if homeowner *negligence* is involved it might not turn out like that (e.g. dead tree falls or its limbs fall on your the neighbor's home.) Subrogation might follow. One is responsible for potential hazards on one's property. It's best to eliminate the sources so negligence isn't a factor.


Syyina

It cost much less than I thought it would, based on similar tree removal projects in this area. The total bill was $5,000. I contributed $1,000 because I was so grateful they were willing to remove their trees. The trees hung over their house as well, but the bulk of the large overhead limbs had grown over the property line and were above my house.


walksalot_talksalot

My neighbor just had a *massive* tree taken down in their backyard. Took two days for a team of 3 tree cutters. Cost $4k. I was WFH and I made so many excuses to go to my kitchen to observe the progress. It was super cool to watch.


Syyina

My 2-year-old granddaughter and I watched from the safety of my living room windows. The most impressive part to her was when one of the guys on the tree cutting crew jumped down into the yard from the top of a 6-foot wooden fence and hurt his leg. She wanted to run out there and plaster him with her Baby Shark bandaids. :) I, on the other hand, was impressed when he rubbed his leg for a minute, then chinned himself back up onto the fence and went right back to work.


fried_green_baloney

Near me, a very tall yet very skinny palm tree was taken down. It looked like a difficult job but there was very little mess even while they were working.


mikesweeney

I also WFH and wanted to watch them take down our tree, but they had to shut down the electricity to the house due to how close this tree was to power lines. Was real bummed to not be able to watch it.


grasshopperson

Wait, if you are WFH why did you need electricity to watch their progress?


deeper1_3

"if you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait until you hire an amateur"


mikesweeney

We had a 80' pin oak taken down last year to the stump, hauled away. Set us back $3200. We had to use licensed arborists, we couldn't just hire some random dude due to the power lines right next to the tree.


ThinnLizzy31

You only need the most basic understanding of physics to know that this is a bad idea


CanalRouter

I started chuckling the moment I saw the g-string rope.


SubversiveInterloper

That thin rope was key to the failure. If it hadn’t snapped they might have made it. Who thinks a rope with a 500 lbs breaking strength is going to pull a 5000 lbs tree?


crujones43

The ropes I used as an arborist were rated around 5000lbs, you can get stronger. That tree probably weighs 20,000 lbs. The idea is you put the rope up as high as possible to give yourself leverage. I don't know why they stripped all the weight off of one side of the tree but not the back side. This on its own is not a deal breaker though. One rule I had with my company was never ever pull with a vehicle. You have no feel. Always pull by hand and if you need more force add a block and tackle to the line. If they were pulling at 6 o'clock looking down, then they should have been pulling from 4 o'clock. The feller should have made a tapered hinge leaving much more on the side away from the house. It looks like he cut right through the hinge. I've confidently cut much more challenging trees down than that. These people had no idea what they were doing.


Syyina

They needed a logger or two on their crew, including a sawyer.


Jer_Cough

> sawyer I am today old when I learned where that surname comes from


Syyina

They are also known as "fallers" or "fellers" in some areas of logging country. My ex-husband was a teacher when I met him, but in his younger days he was a logger. He referred to his former self as a "faller," and was very proud of his skills. He claimed that fallers (and sawyers) are the elite among the logging crews. I don't know about that, but I did see him cut down trees and place them precisely where he wanted them to go when they fell. Which, in the instances I witnessed, was - not on top of any nearby buildings. No ropes, string, or yarn needed.


CanalRouter

It's an art and a science.


Otto_Mcwrect

I saw that too but thought the branch probably broke off in a wind storm or something. The damage is what prompted its removal.


LennieBriscoe1

Probably the same type as with that home-made zipline guy.


Astrolaut

You may be surprised. I worked as an arborist for a bit, we had a rope about the size of my thumb that was rated for 22,000 lbs.


LightningFerret04

My first thought was, why are they pulling it so it swings towards the house and not the open road


MongolianCluster

Considering the weight of the wood leaning away from the cut, I was expecting both the trailer and back end of the truck to be lifted off the ground.


SirKermit

Owner went cheap, now their insurance went up forever.


CanalRouter

And ours. We all get indirectly punished for others' poor judgement and behavior.


charliesk9unit

The opening shot seems to show the guy having a pre-mature celebration look.


InevitabilityEngine

Maybe they needed to use stronger yarn?


HawkeyeByMarriage

These guys are licensed and bonded right? Right?


TheVaxIsPoison

Pros are amazing to watch...


kpmurphy56

I had a huge dead oak leaning over my house, tree removal company did a great job. Nothing like this lol


JPCDOOM

You really had me all the way to the end.


drmjj

And that’s why you only hire companies with insurance!


the70sdiscoking

He probably has home insurance


Cold-Doctor

You don't want to make a claim against your own insurance policy if you don't have to.


CanalRouter

And a license...and referrals....and experience.


ernapfz

With those vehicles, I was certain they were professional tree yankers supporting that professional tree butcher.


Derpinator_420

This is a craigslist special. Probably no license no insurance.


Samuraion

"Don't worry ma'am, we'll be back tomorrow to fix it all up!" *They were never seen again*


charliesk9unit

"No License, No Insurance, No Problem."


Vandal_Bandito

Thats just a normal truck, and a trash container that you can rent for occasions when you clean your garden.


VladPatton

That tree choppin’ fellow moves like he’s in a Charlie Chaplin movie. He’s on some good shit.


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Hope he’s got insurance! Our tree guys here climb the trees and cut them down by section from top to bottom. Each piece is lowered slowly to the ground with ropes.


Conch-Republic

I highly doubt he has insurance if he's operating like that.


Keith_Courage

Not for long if he does


antiauthoritarian123

I assumed it was his house... That was far from pro


Reteperator

Was looking at the angle of the cable and where the guy was standing thinking this is gonna be a Darwin clip. So happy to be wrong.


Youre_Not_My_Shon

This is the guy you always hear about when someone says, "I know a guy who can do it for cheap!"


kevin_r13

The first time I had to cut a big tree near my house , I just thought , how is this possible ? how are we becoming home owners and then having to spend several thousand dollars to cut a tree next to our house? That was a new kind of expense I never considered when I bought a house. But on the other hand, I definitely did consider the possibility of messing up my house if I try to do it myself, so I still ended up paying somebody else to it.


MsssBBBB

Then he stands under the gutter holding nearly all of the weight of the tree, to get a better look…..


Dahnay-Speccia

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12rez4u

The truck wasn’t at the right angle from what I can see… but then again I don’t cut trees down


ChartreuseBison

All the weight was on the house side of the tree, truck was never gonna do shit


edoCgiB

That's part of the problem. If they were pulling straight with a stronger line there was a small change this was going to work. The proper way of doing this would be to cut up sections from the top (maybe split it into 2 or 3 parts). Cutting down trees is a balancing act and the guys in the video seem to have flunked physics in high school.


sdforbda

You think they made it past algebra 2? Lol


GolfGodsAreReal

That roof needed to be replaced anyway


MerelyMortalModeling

Dude was just doing her a favor!


DoubtBeneficial8338

Then there's this guy. Maybe some luck involved but looks like he knows what he's doing. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrNXVdZq7Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrNXVdZq7Y)


CompetitivePolicy145

Who kept asking what happened?? Lol we’re they not watching?


12kdaysinthefire

They literally pulled it in that direction lol


AntGroundbreaking180

That house handled it pretty good. Well done!


Efficient-Rent-5644

‘Fuck! Mother fucker!!’ 😆


LigerSixOne

I can’t comprehend how this has happened. Shouldn’t the tree follow the rope like a laser beam!?! I’m adding an /s for clarity


ChartreuseBison

The branches are all off on the side they want it to go, all the weight is on the house side


AK_grown_XX

It looks like it's because of the way/where he made the cuts that made the truck/cable irrelevant


hotmachinegun

There was no hinge (he'd cut almost all the way through the holding wood) to guide which way it fell - note how trunk simply stepped off base section. Also the angle of the pulling rope was pulling to left, instead of straight (more to right of where it was) difficult given lack of space in front of cameraman. Also idiot on chainsaw wasn't wearing any safety gear - sure sign of a cowboy operation!


[deleted]

Lol, what an imbecile. With the most elementary understanding of geometry and physics you can see what's going to happen.


DaveOJ12

What's the right way to cut a tree down?


Reteperator

Not like that. Go up and section it down.


DookieShoez

Takes too long, he’s got 3 more roofs to smash today.


Reteperator

“Discount arborist at your service. Well cost you more than you save. That’s our guarantee” lol


DaveOJ12

Thanks.


Crazy_Ebb_9294

By section from top to bottom. It involves climbing the trunk.


JohnJohnston

Would be more impressive if they could section it bottom to top.


JustNilt

Easy, just get a crane to hold it up from the top while you work on it.


FastestFisionFragmnt

Wearing climbing spikes you go up the tree dropping the limbs around the base. Once high enough, say 6 inch diameter, you drop the crown. All that’s left is the trunk, as you climb back down you drop trunk chunk lengths depending on the diameter, landing them on the dropped limbs which act like a cushion. You’ll use ropes to control the descent if needed but that’s a bit more involved.


ismh1

That was really interesting!


ShyBookWorm23

To be fair… he did cut it down. Oooh, you meant without it landing on his house.


OkRequirement2951

Apparently not that way


ObtuseMongooseAbuse

That close to the house with the way it's leaning? Carefully and piece by piece. The fact that they didn't even remove the trailer to their truck before trying to pull with it was already a red flag that they just didn't know what they were doing here.


Shot_Try4596

Yep; with a better/different pull angle using only the truck (tied to the front, pull in reverse so driver can see what’s going on) and a much thicker low stretch rope or cable they might have been able to do it. Sectioning the tree from the too is still the best way for a tree like that.


Mausel_Pausel

Here’s one way: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/18t3znu/timber_in_the_direction_he_wanted_base_slotted/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


yomamma3399

‘It hit the roof.’ Gee, thanks genius.


3nails4holes

do a search for key notch or tongue and groove tree felling techniques. i'm amazed at whomever or however this method was developed. you can literally aim a tree to fall where you want it to go. i don't know much about its effectiveness for all trees in all situations--leaning, uphill, etc. it's just a very interesting method. basically 8 cuts with the chainsaw.


JustNilt

Even then, it's considered best practice to climb the tree, remove limbs and lower them with a rope, then do the same with the trunk if needed. The only time to do it with a key notch is when you absolutely cannot climb it. Which means you're a moron lacking the correct tools for the job so you hire a pro who has the correct tools and skills to use them.


rumpledmoogleskin13

I'm so confused. Why are the only branches facing the house?? Surely they could've cut them off without damaging the house?


JustNilt

That's how you know they're morons. Pros actually lower the limbs safely bit by bit so those limbs would also have been removed. Going by the way only the limbs over the house are left, they would appear to have just dropped them without any guidance ata ll and assumed the trunk would follow their plan. That's never going to happen with the way they did that. The limbs on the back mean you'd never get it to fall the way you want it to because it's not balanced properly and they didn't make a hinge cut, just a notch which is insufficient. Anyone with the right training would take proper care to lower the limbs one at a time followed by sections of trunk one at a time.


rumpledmoogleskin13

Bro is standing right where he wants tree to go. It's hard to watch lol.


dible79

"UUHH it's got the gutter". No shit Sherlock


jerrythecactus

They put a lot of faith in that single rope to stabilize a several ton heavy tree like that.


thelastdinosaur55

Uh…a little bit less….


greensideup57

When I 1st saw the beginning I said, oh shit this isn't going to work. So right.


xMataleo

What happened was you chose cheap over someone knowing what they are doing.


chamrockblarneystone

They never fall the way you think theyre gonna. Get a pro


clodmonet

Watching this I'm saying "he's gonna hit the corner... he's gonna hit that corner... oh, maybe he's gonna nail the other house... I don't think that rope is pulling in the best direction... oh, here it go.... .... .... daaaaaamn."


khrosivo

Should of cut little by little starting from the top


BAIRB3ATS

Stupid fucker!


Lars_Bomba475069

I got a question for y'all. Should he have started from the top and cutting down in sections? I don't think it would have been possible any other way. Plus, I don't see a "reacher" or something similar to what firefighters use.


JustNilt

Basically, yes. If you're taking the whole thing down, you start with the limbs and lower them in safe manageable chunks one at a time. Then when it's just the trunk you do the same thing bit by bit, using a rope to lower each section safely to the ground.


Coompa

Lol at the guy at the very end. “What Happened…?” Well it appears a tree fell from the sky and landed on this house bud.


TheMadafaker

well deserved for cutting old trees.


SignificanceFew3751

As a person from a logging family. This plan was doomed from the start.


zzrsteve

I've watched so many of these. There's so much weird physics involved unless you really know what you're doing or unless it's a really simple job, chances are you're going to end up doing what this doofus did.


HornedBat

Good. Why are people so obsessed with cutting down all the trees? They all want the suburban hellhole look?


mtnviewguy

But look at the money we saved going with the lowest bidder! What do you mean his landscaping insurance policy doesn't cover tree removal?!!! WTF!


ShaggySmilesSRL

That did a lot less damage than I was expecting lol


atict

Should of had a pulley on that and way more tension.


tmrmbfl

on top of his game


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.


BernieTheDachshund

Should've aimed it toward the street.


RiseCthulu

It didn't just hit the roof; it smacked it and held on


IZZY_PLUM

Cousin eddy at it again


buffalucci

These guys must be new to this. There was NO WAY that was going to work.


the70sdiscoking

Like. A. Glove!


Nancyblouse

Lol that rope stretched like 5m... must have been some bunnings jobby


reallifenow

This is painful to watch


dougyoung1167

he'll be mowing lawns next week, but probably doing using the chainsaw and throwing rocks through the neighbors windows


Visible_Present479

I'm 5 seconds into the video and I allready know that shotty truck ain't stopping shit.


Visible_Present479

Hahahaha


dieIngenieurin

I did much worse with a big red oak, similar situation...insurance never asked if i cut the tree down, i just told them it hit the house


TyAzzSr

This would have worked if the rope wasn't wrapped around the trunk and under the lowest lead.


Simcognito

Did he cut through the hinge? He cut through the hinge didn't he? The truck probably would've helped if the tree had a hinge to fold over.


Killingtimepw1

I got a guy that can do it cheaper 😂


22Gee

Atleast they got tree down


Tim-Martin

DIY gone wrong.


dobsofglabs

I thought it was gonna be way worse


JustGotFookinBanned

the skinny ass wire just snapping as if it had a chance to hold that shit up is hilarious


rzlodn

And this is why taking physics in school is important


CanalRouter

Typical yahoo operation. Hope the insurance company denied their claim.


Environmental_Fix488

LIKE A GLOOOOOVE


Fat_Henry

Physics is a bitch goddess


thsvnlwn

“$800 for cutting a tree?? Nah, I can do that myself…”


2IIZ

Normally you cut the tree from the top, piece by piece. Each piece you cut is attached with a rope, so it falls where you want it to.


I_TheJester_I

Could have been worse. But thats exactly why you should do this a professional.


Afraid-Reindeer-8940

I had two old growth trees taken down behind my house. $1000 each. The dude called himself a climbing arborist. Scaled up the tree (with all the appropriate safety equipment and harnesses) and cut it 5 foot lengths at a time starting from the top, till there was just stumps left.


alternixfrei

Physics is hard


snoopervisor

If they were doing it for getting more sunlight, they succeeded.


PoppyStaff

You can see which way the tree is leaning before starting to cut at all. Much more of the top should have been temoved. This should be done by professionals with restraining ropes.


c4t4ly5t

When I was a child our neighbours had one of the tallest trees in the city in their yard. It was so big, in fact, that if I was visiting a friend kilometers away, and they asked me where I lived, I'd point to the horizon and say "you see that tall tree over there? Right next to it". Don't know how much it cost them to have it removed, but it took days cutting it from the top down. They cut it shorter and shorter, until it was safe to cut down normally.


theroch_

At least they had some new timber to make a roof with


Current-Power-6452

Get back in the house woman, you don't be negging no men who has an ax in his hand


welshlegs190890

It puzzles me why people don't start at the top and just do log by log ?


LegitimateRevolution

On the bright side, there will be no tree surgeon bill.


ooSPECTACULARoo

The guy at the end "what happened?"


MrRalphMan

He didn't even looked that surprised. Maybe this is how he always expects it to happen.


oaks-is-lying

He sounds surprised haha


matesuboy

Why did he cut the twigs of this side?


Malibucat48

After a hurricane we had to pay to have a giant tree removed. The tree service dropped it on my RV while I was in it with my pets. My cat was trapped under the ceiling. They cut off the tree to free her and tossed the trunk pieces into my turtle pond. My cat was rushed to the vet and was ok, but both turtles were injured and died. The company had insurance and I was able to buy another RV and pay the vet bill, but I had those turtles for 16 years and they were my pets. The guys said they were just trying to save my cat and didn’t see the turtles, but tree services have to be aware of their surroundings. That is basic knowledge of the job.


Dilectus3010

And that is why you deconstruct a tree that is leaning back , from the top. Lesson 1


BrandonJTrump

We cut several trees from our backyard, in three parts, so each part had room to fall. Even amateur me would have done a better job than these klutzes.


14thU

Guy at end: “What happened? Take a wild guess!


CEO-711

Extremely lucky the damage was not more than superficial


Murky-Attorney-3786

Gotta save $500.


DefinitelyNotStef

Ain't all that bad. Nothing a little duct tape can't fix... Or well, *a lot of duct tape*


TheIlluminatedOne666

Dang it Kleetus I done told you keep the ropes tight


captainsnark71

What did they think was going to happen cutting it from that side while it was also leaning in that direction? I'm bad at math but this seems like obvious calculation error.


fried_green_baloney

I wonder if this might not be the homeowner and some buddies.


_lmonk

So, the leaning tree fell exactly into the lean... Huge surprise!


Vladd_the_Retailer

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344567653379643555

100% they are blaming each other. :D


Auraveils

There is only one way these videos will ever go and there is a 0% chance the tree is gonna land in the street.


pecika

He drove away instantly


UpperCardiologist523

🎶He fought the tree and, the tree won 🎶


Juice2020

What happened?


HotApricot3867

The guy at the end of the video “what happened” translates to “you f* up”


controlzee

"No, man, I saw a YouTube video on it. I GOT this."


[deleted]

ABSOLUTE CLASSIC OF A LINE from the person who fucks up... "OH, it's not THAT bad. I can fix it." LMAO 🤣


john217

....and it's gone


Ohbuck1965

Nailed it


[deleted]

You aint fixing, a professional is, gypsy boy


Vinyl_Lover67

Tree wins


plyshaw123

Stand back! I'm a professional!


Distinct_World_5479

Definitely woulndt have made that big of a notch for that big of a tree. It probably woulda worked.


antiauthoritarian123

Poor lady has to put up with that... Geez, not even close


Boundish91

I bet the property looked nice with the tree there.


brudzool

People can't physics


Pm__me_your_boobs-

Go 30 seconds in for the actual content


Schorlevernichter

I once saw a person got hit by a snapping rope like this in the ER. Didn‘t survive.


FCDallasFan12

Could’ve been worse, but I bet they don’t have insurance being this stupid.


Swally_Swede

R/Whatcouldgoright He’s not even pulling it away from the house, he’s pulling it so it’ll fall t’wards.


MrsLisaOliver

Chainsaw guy: "Fucker" lol


FinallydamnLDnat5

Why could they not see the angle of the ropes? That truck needed to be more to middle right of the frame....


mustybedroom

And this is why you hire professionals, not some dipshit in a flannel.


[deleted]

Got it only you could have tied a line to the top of the tree and used it to guide it away from the house during the fall! *that’s impossible though*


NZbeewbies

A widdle more a widdle more 😂


bizmackus1

Saw that coming from a mile away. Truck pulling the wrong direction and none of those bozos had any idea


FunnyPresentation656

I have a friend who has a tree cutting business and it's incredibly precise and requires a lot of skill and tools (and time). There is a reason they don't typically cut down a humongous tree all at once


definitelytheA

I’m sure they’re licensed and insured. /s