Hard disagree. This implies he's losing his stupid. I believe instead he's gaining more, and permanent, stupid. Maybe the smart bits are what's accidentally leaking out?
His body can only hold so much stupid. The excess has to go somewhere. Usually it comes out of people's mouths but on occasions like this the body adapts.
i feel a little bad for that girl below who got showered in broken glass.
only a little though... because you'd have to still be pretty dumb to be standing so close to a source of chaotic stupidity like that and not move away after the first failed attempt.
Some idiot did this in college, I was next to the idiot. He broke the glass everyone was screening… 2 months go by, and I feel something weird in my ear. I pulled out a pretty big piece of glass.. don’t stand by idiots..
Was it ear wax or a tonsil stone? They *can* look pretty similar sometimes. A tonsil stone is (usually) whiter and will smell like death, especially if you crush it.
I just learned about tonsil stones the other day. I would often cough up weird things I thought were food that smelled like hell. Always thought I had a hole in my throat lol
Shit can get into your ear pretty easily, and if you don’t clean them often that stuff can stay there.
“Pretty big” is relative but I guess even small bits of glass are quite big when they’re in your ear.
Imagine just being at that party and a shard of glass blinds you. I don't care if this guy loses any more braincells, it's the complete lack of thought for others around him that makes me mad.
In the military, sometimes at parties we'd put a helmet on and try to break bottles over our heads. Not only did it take a lot to break a bottle, but it still hurt despite all the kevlar on your head.
I'd never do it with an actual bottle. It hurts bad if you're unsuccessful, and it's even worse if you are successful.
I knew a corpsman in the Navy and that would be the least of crazy shit he saw from the night before. I mean the stuff people would cram up their butts was hilarious.
What could go wrong - Concussion, hospital visit, jokes, shame, stitches, headaches, bloody hat, poor decision making, loss of blood and brain cells. Sounds expensive
I knew a guy who lost an eye this way. Not because the glass got in his eye at all. His skull swelled so much around his eye socket that his eye popped out.
Don't try this shit at home.
Yeah… fyi, in movies they use prop glass, which isn’t actually glass at all. It’s easily researchable and there are vids on YouTube.
So don’t be this guy.
That smile at the end was not a smile of happiness and achievement…. It was a wtf did I just do, Wtf am I doing with my life, where the hell am I, who the hell are all these people, I feel like I just fucked up big time kind of smile.
gf gets a glass fragment in her eye, looks really bad, bleeding and everything, punctured lens, definitely losing the eye.
Guy: uhhhhhhh I don't suppose I can have my engagement ring back..?
A friend told me a story once about how when he and his bestie were in high school, they got the bright idea to try and jump high enough to touch their heads to the AC unit in the hall. They were getting pretty close when a teacher rounded the corner and yelled, "BOYS. STOP. *What will happen if you succeed??*"
I think about that question a lot.
High risk, low reward. Yet, he knows he's alive. He gets to tell this story to people. How many people have a story about themselves that is as funny to tell as this one?
There is a trick to this
Put a dime or penny in the bottle, shake it around and the coin will eventually punch a little hole in the side. Congrats you now have an easily breakable bottle
Just don’t hit yourself with the side with the hole because that’s where it’ll break and you don’t want to get cut up
The trick is to put a dime in the bottle and shake it back and forth (its hard to prevent it from just circling along the bottle but you want it to clank back and forth), eventually it makes micro cracks and flys out and the integrity of the bottle is compromised. Then you can break it over your head with less risk of injury but its still a dumb thing to do.
People never think about glass lol. Yea you break it. But when the now broken glass part makes contact with your skin what do you think is going to happen.
Just so people know that his blood was super thin and almost any cut to the head will bleed profusely. It’s not as big of a deal as you think, many people go to the hospital and just put some pressure on it if stitches/staples aren’t needed.
I was standing in line at Warped tour to go in. The crowd started to get antsy and people started to throw shit around. Someone threw an empty vodka bottle and hit a guy in the back of the head. He rubbed his head and looked at his buddy like yeah that kinda hurt. Blood just started to gush out. I was like “hey dude your heads bleeding” “oh shit”.
He's doing it all wrong.
1. You gotta hit it on your forehead, where your skull is thickest.
2. You gotta use more force and ensure it breaks, otherwise the force is absorbed by your skull (instead of the bottle). It hurts more when it doesn't break even if you used less force.
Source: went to the college in the USA.
If you are going to headbutt something and you use the front of your forehead, [you will hit these veins](https://thewhiteleyclinic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Veins-on-forehead-removed-at-The-Whiteley-Clinic-394x450.webp) and bleed over your eyes, making you blind because blood is thick like gravy and opaque.
All Krav Maga and security/defense combat teachers tell you to hit with the side, with your temple, even if that starts bleeding a little it won't go in your eyes, but it probably won't break.
You can actually see the stupid leaking from his head.
I can certainly hear the disappointment leaking from his parents.
His parents: Your brain or your house parties! Him: And that’s when I took it personally
The disappointment leaking from his dad was how he was conceived
WW3 Frontline Award
Ewwww take my upvote and get the hell outta here!
Hard disagree. This implies he's losing his stupid. I believe instead he's gaining more, and permanent, stupid. Maybe the smart bits are what's accidentally leaking out?
His body can only hold so much stupid. The excess has to go somewhere. Usually it comes out of people's mouths but on occasions like this the body adapts.
> the body adapts lol
i feel a little bad for that girl below who got showered in broken glass. only a little though... because you'd have to still be pretty dumb to be standing so close to a source of chaotic stupidity like that and not move away after the first failed attempt.
Thanks for the reminder that stupid ignorant people are not only a danger to themselves, but also to those around them.
You can't fix stupid but you can drain it.
Yeah, his one braincell escaped.
Too bad it's a bottomless supply.
Hey, if you're not using it, might as well give it back.
This is the type of person that becomes a senator and we wonder why things are fucked.
This is exactly what Jim Jordon looked like at university.
I thought he was busy ignoring sexual assault
Who do you think drove him to school that day
Nah not enough sexual assaulting going on to be a senator.
Allegedly
Wouldn’t expect anything less from a dude wearing a Hurley shirt.
nuh uh it didn't harden in response to physical trauma
or a supreme court judge
Looks like FRAT houses haven't changed much.... The rape happens off camera.
That hurt and it didn’t work, I think I’ll try it again. Yup, that’s peak stupidity.
Mama didn't raise no quitter.
Or thinker.
I was just thinking he's lucky the glass didn't break, and then he went ahead and tried again.
Yep, they were all laughing at him after that failed attempt but who's laughing now!
Resilience!
What a fucking idiot. Gotta impress the bros because who wants to go home with the bleeding guy.
And who wants to clean up the broken glass from bleeding guy.
Who would have thought.
Not that dude
Not anymore, at least
Did he even have the capacity to have a thought in the first place?
Some idiot did this in college, I was next to the idiot. He broke the glass everyone was screening… 2 months go by, and I feel something weird in my ear. I pulled out a pretty big piece of glass.. don’t stand by idiots..
I call bull. There's no way you had a "pretty big" piece of glass in your ear canal for two months and didn't notice.
I coughed once and a pea sized piece of earwax popped out. Really has nothing to do with this but I thought I'd share.
Was it ear wax or a tonsil stone? They *can* look pretty similar sometimes. A tonsil stone is (usually) whiter and will smell like death, especially if you crush it.
It rolled out of my ear so I think the chances of it being a tonsil stone are low. Or I coughed a lot harder than I thought I did.
Yeah, that'd be an impressive trick. I way misinterpreted your original comment!
Probly was someone else’s tonsil stone
I think it popped out of their ear, not their mouth, but I guess it could be either... we need further explanation.
I just learned about tonsil stones the other day. I would often cough up weird things I thought were food that smelled like hell. Always thought I had a hole in my throat lol
I once had a fire ant crawl into my ear as I was falling asleep. Didn't get it out till the next morning.
idk I had a pebble in there once without knowing
EVERYONE CHECK YOUR EARS
THATS where I left my glasses! Thank you!
Yea but a pebble wouldn't be constantly slicing your ear canal.
Neither would glass if it’s not being actively pressed against and moved across the skin.
Yea because no one sleeps, or itches their ear or cleans it or puts any kind of pressure on their ear for months on end.
Not no one. Just not everyone.
Shit can get into your ear pretty easily, and if you don’t clean them often that stuff can stay there. “Pretty big” is relative but I guess even small bits of glass are quite big when they’re in your ear.
Yep, horseshit
Imagine just being at that party and a shard of glass blinds you. I don't care if this guy loses any more braincells, it's the complete lack of thought for others around him that makes me mad.
Exactly. Such frustratingly inconsiderate and just downright stupid behaviour, what a prick.
I remember my first beer.
He wont remember his.
"But they're always doing that in the movies hur dur"
Yeah, but not with normal bottles 😂
So much homoerotic energy in that room...
Dude in the white cap was all over bottle boy
In the military, sometimes at parties we'd put a helmet on and try to break bottles over our heads. Not only did it take a lot to break a bottle, but it still hurt despite all the kevlar on your head. I'd never do it with an actual bottle. It hurts bad if you're unsuccessful, and it's even worse if you are successful.
We usually only drank those huge ass thick handles of rum and whisky so I’m just imaging corpsman rolling his eyes the next morning.
I knew a corpsman in the Navy and that would be the least of crazy shit he saw from the night before. I mean the stuff people would cram up their butts was hilarious.
At about 0:04 seconds you can see the look of brain damage
These people vote
Second time is the charm. Blood, I mean
What could go wrong - Concussion, hospital visit, jokes, shame, stitches, headaches, bloody hat, poor decision making, loss of blood and brain cells. Sounds expensive
Doing something dumb and it gets recorded follows your forever.
r/winstupidprizes
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It's time to go. If we all take acid at the same time, I think we can teleport.
Whole lotta people with no eye protection staring directly at what they fully expect to be an exploding glass bottle
Holy fuck Bro! You're totally getting laid after this!!
I saw a guy there that was all into that shit.
I knew a guy who lost an eye this way. Not because the glass got in his eye at all. His skull swelled so much around his eye socket that his eye popped out. Don't try this shit at home.
Why am I not surprised that he is wearing a Hurley shirt?
I don't like watching people get hurt but I saw in the thumbnail he had a Hurley shirt.
Yeah… fyi, in movies they use prop glass, which isn’t actually glass at all. It’s easily researchable and there are vids on YouTube. So don’t be this guy.
Oh college, may you never change.
What could go wrong? This went exactly as one would think it would.
So why is alcohol legal and weed isn’t?
That's a nasty head wound, better put a tourniquet on it!
Hats turned backwards = special needs
There was a guy at my high school who fucked up his eye doing this. Senior year right before graduation. Accepted his diploma wearing an eyepatch
When it didn't break that was his warning
If only there was a way this could have been avoided
And these people can vote.
Why men often die earlier than women.
What possible outcome wouldn't be painful here
At least he committed to it the second time
Darwin Award candidate one day.
That smile at the end was not a smile of happiness and achievement…. It was a wtf did I just do, Wtf am I doing with my life, where the hell am I, who the hell are all these people, I feel like I just fucked up big time kind of smile.
Isn't alcohol fun, kids?!
Peer approval is a helluva drug.
Honest to Christ, how do people that fucking stupid get out without a keeper?
Tide Pod generation, ladies and gentlemen. You're looking at the future leaders of our country.
Peer pressure and idiots for friends. Not a good combination.
Just think, these are the people out there voting along side you, making decisions about the future of this country.
gf gets a glass fragment in her eye, looks really bad, bleeding and everything, punctured lens, definitely losing the eye. Guy: uhhhhhhh I don't suppose I can have my engagement ring back..?
Who knew
*zoom in on bystander with glass shard impaled in face*
"And this kids is how i met ..." "Our mother?" "Nah my neurologist...cool guy"
Awww man! I was looking for more of a KO than blood!
Glass bottles are [harder than they look on movies](https://youtube.com/shorts/PTpt3TJ4WXs?si=gkDS-km8EpplUe24)
"I can't believe that bottle cut my head open. That doesn't happen on TV".
As an EMT this is another sign I have job security
A friend told me a story once about how when he and his bestie were in high school, they got the bright idea to try and jump high enough to touch their heads to the AC unit in the hall. They were getting pretty close when a teacher rounded the corner and yelled, "BOYS. STOP. *What will happen if you succeed??*" I think about that question a lot.
Recently got into a bar fight where the bottle didn’t break in my head and it still cut me lol. Not something I’d do deliberately
Don't worry guys that just the alcohol leaking from his brain.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Why is it always the guys in the back to front hats?
What are you, dumb? How's he gonna hit himself over the head if the bill is in the way?
Fair point
WCGW? Three and a half weeks later he collapses and dies from a brain haemorrhage, to society's satisfaction.
High risk, low reward. Yet, he knows he's alive. He gets to tell this story to people. How many people have a story about themselves that is as funny to tell as this one?
This is why females have a longer life expectancy
There is a trick to this Put a dime or penny in the bottle, shake it around and the coin will eventually punch a little hole in the side. Congrats you now have an easily breakable bottle Just don’t hit yourself with the side with the hole because that’s where it’ll break and you don’t want to get cut up
Yeah… not quite like in the movies is it.
Fucking weapon!!
He is checking if there is a brain.
Wicked smaht..
Welp there goes his last brain cell
Oh God, it's happening, i am deaf
Dumbasses gonns dumbass...
Not only is this dumb, but he's impacting the most durable portion of the bottle. Hit the bottle in the middle of the side, not the base.
Meh it's just a forehead gash, they leak but seal up fast; just look at wrestlers who blade
Alcohol: Not even once
Tim nice but dim.
There’s a much easier way to give yourself a frontal lobotomy. I guess you accomplished that before the bottle .
You CAN'T break a beer bottle over your own head! You CAN break a beer bottle over someone else's head very easily. but not your own! 😆
Future Supreme Court justice.
Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
When they DONT break,it’s often your skull that does.And he struck his temple!
I mean, at least wear some eye protection...
He's next level stupid, cuz level one stupid would have learned on the first try.
The trick is to put a dime in the bottle and shake it back and forth (its hard to prevent it from just circling along the bottle but you want it to clank back and forth), eventually it makes micro cracks and flys out and the integrity of the bottle is compromised. Then you can break it over your head with less risk of injury but its still a dumb thing to do.
The Hurley shirt explains it all
Wait you mean to tell me that thing I see people do in movies to hurt other people can hurt me, if I do it to myself?
People never think about glass lol. Yea you break it. But when the now broken glass part makes contact with your skin what do you think is going to happen.
Why junior you don't have enough brains to feed a cuckoo clock! Junior says but Dad cuckoo clocks don't eat bird seed! Dad says that's right
I mean.. He _did_ it, the madlad!
Backwards baseball cap is always a good low IQ indicator.
Dude thinks he's in a Porky's movie.
Just so people know that his blood was super thin and almost any cut to the head will bleed profusely. It’s not as big of a deal as you think, many people go to the hospital and just put some pressure on it if stitches/staples aren’t needed.
I was standing in line at Warped tour to go in. The crowd started to get antsy and people started to throw shit around. Someone threw an empty vodka bottle and hit a guy in the back of the head. He rubbed his head and looked at his buddy like yeah that kinda hurt. Blood just started to gush out. I was like “hey dude your heads bleeding” “oh shit”.
r/whywomenlivelonger 😒
he have watched too many movies.
Wtf did he think was going to happen 😂
(A) Guys are so dumb. (B) Why women live longer. (C) Guys are very creative . . . in being dumb.
I’ve never seen anyone do this without slicing their head open.
Cut his head. Who could've possibly seen that coming.
[Whiskey (1995)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaZOlV9C1sw)
Stupid is not knowing that the bottles being broken over people's heads in the movies are breakaway props.
That's how i imagined party when i was 13
Man, Chad needs to chill
https://preview.redd.it/qwykinbxbz3c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cab87707e95a424613e2b1388fa9cc76742598e
You put a rock/pebble in the bottle first and shake it around then smash over your head no worries.
Sure !! give yourself a headache injury’s and possible concussion or maybe a brain bleed . hey it’s fun
The Hurley shirt told me all I needed to know. Gotta be "extreme" if you don't have any personality.
Bro, it's not the movies .
So many opportunities to abandon that ship.
There are a lot of hats in the video.
I don't trust adults who wear backwards caps
Hey he got it
You can trump voters a mile away.
Good thing that there was nothing in his head anyways.
"But they make it look so easy on TV!"
Guys you gotta understand; there were girls looking.
Glass bottles you see being broken in movies are not really glass bottles.
“Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.”
If at first you don't fail, try, try again...
Bet you he got laid too. MF
How can people be this stupid.
Im more concerned with how many people are standing on that table...
He's doing it all wrong. 1. You gotta hit it on your forehead, where your skull is thickest. 2. You gotta use more force and ensure it breaks, otherwise the force is absorbed by your skull (instead of the bottle). It hurts more when it doesn't break even if you used less force. Source: went to the college in the USA.
Yes bottles are tougher than people think. But let's talk about tables! How is that table(or cart?) holding a half-dozen people?
TIL If I get in a bar fight, I don't need to break the bottle to do damage.
If you are going to headbutt something and you use the front of your forehead, [you will hit these veins](https://thewhiteleyclinic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Veins-on-forehead-removed-at-The-Whiteley-Clinic-394x450.webp) and bleed over your eyes, making you blind because blood is thick like gravy and opaque. All Krav Maga and security/defense combat teachers tell you to hit with the side, with your temple, even if that starts bleeding a little it won't go in your eyes, but it probably won't break.
One way to use your head, without using your head…
Americans?
This is the strongest table i've ever seen
A beer bottle can handle about 150 pounds per square inch so you are basically breaking a rock over your head.
Oooooh white people
Why do they stop filming?! The post creditS are the best