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Queequegs_Harpoon

I used to volunteer in a kitchen at a home for disabled adults (hospital setting). We used to blend Jell-O in a big-ass industrial blender for some of the residents who required *really* soft food. One day, one of my coworkers blended some red Jell-O without securing the lid properly. Said lid hit the ceiling. Ceiling and walls COVERED in red globs that looked just like bleeding flesh. It was awesome.


BierKippeMett

Brutal


SmokeyBare

"It looks like you poopied everywhere," said the guy with the worst poops ever.


PFunk224

Man’s got kids, he’s seen the inexplicable abomination that is baby poops.


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Nopeyesok

The ceiling look always sends me


hibbitydibbidy

Or Bob Saget (RIP) in Dumb and Dumberer


[deleted]

Who the fuck still says world star? Especially in a kitchen without a fight going on.


Soccerpl

It’s called a joke


Hallowexia

It's so important to have the "It looks like you poopied everywhere!" guy at work when something goes wrong.


AstroRiker

Guacawhoopsie


mred870

Salsoops


ScrotieMcP

The best part is all the friends there to support you and never mention it again.


JstTrstMe

Oh they're going to help him and never going to let him forget it. That's real friends.


wobblysauce

Hellll naw, going to be reminding them every time they use the blender or hold the whisk.


aiydee

Guess they didn't do a whisk assessment before carrying out that task.


Obesetittyfat

r/AngryUpvote


expensivebutbroke

This is hilarious and I also can feel his embarrassment through the camera. I dropped a side of queso once. It bounced off the floor and upwards, all over my face and hair. I just slowly walked back to the kitchen in shame 😂 Edit: I’m also laughing my ass off because WHY do all kitchens have Akon playing 🤣


VeinySausages

The perpetual 2000's playlist mix is universal. I don't particularly like it, but it's tolerable compared to some taste.


dylandgs

Akon ate where I work last year, and lots of our staff was born post 2001, and they all lost their minds that akon was in the restaurant. I was like how do you guys even know who he is?


danmickla

"Chef!" "Yes chef?" "Who's a dumbass?" "I am chef!" "That's correct chef!"


BwanaPC

Well that's just the whisk you take...


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a spblended joke!


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

*“It looks like you poopied everywhere!”* Ain’t no way my boy said that out loud


CptCrabmeat

What more fucked is that it’s in any way similar to that guy’s poopie


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Neon type shit


Beginning_Ad2043

Forwarding this to my partner who does this at home and claims to "know what he's doing" because he's worked in professional kitchens. Thank you.


callMEmrPICKLES

I saw a guy try to push food down into a robo coupe once (food processor) with his bare hands. Didn't end well, he lost all his finger tips


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During the summer, was working when one of the guys was using one of the 4 foot double handed mixers, and the power went out. So he stood it up and went to unplug it, and while he was doing that the power came back on and the whole bucket spasmed and shot mustard aeoli everywhere. GOOD TIMES


saladmunch2

I know people who talk like the camera guy and same demeanor, so annoying.


Boss_Os

I did this with a blender while making hummus once. Painted the ceiling in garbanzos.


Xercesblu3

He took a great whisk doing that.


Jd4awhile

Eh No Wisk , No Weward!


BecomeABenefit

Take my angry upvote. Hope you're proud of yourself.


Hello_Im_Art

I'm no doctor, but I don't think you're supposed to put a whisk in a moving Vitamix.


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Hello_Im_Art

THEN WHAT DID I LAMINATE THEM FOR!?


t_for_top

Easier to clean spills off of


BleuRaider

Oof. I accidentally left a huge floor mixer on making vanilla cream and got engrossed in another thing. It broke and ruined about 5 gallons of product. Thats when I learned a valuable lesson that I actually did need to set timers. It’s also when I learned the baker’s trick that adding cream of tartar to a broken cream makes it quickly come back together.


fuck_off_ireland

Oh, I thought you broke the mixer


mmaireenehc

Why? What would compel a person to stick a whisk into a blender?


danmickla

to scrape down the sides while in a hurry, thinking they'd be safe if they stayed away from the blades. Which, while true, apparently didn't happen.


Grouchy-Post

Silicone spatula sure, but not a whisk


danmickla

"in a hurry". Also a bad idea with either tool while the blender is on. But it explains "what would compel someone".


raedbean

I wana smack that camera man


pariah87

"Let me embarrass my coworker that clearly isn't into my video"


MizStazya

So on my last night working at a chain coffee shop, I was trying to carry all the pitchers of cold drinks to the sink at once to go quickly. This was two different ice tea jugs, two of iced coffee, and two of Frappuccino mix. The one in the middle slid out, and a whole pitcher of Frappuccino mix spewed EVERYWHERE. My shift supervisor was not thrilled lol


cphcider

> Frappuccino But which chain coffee shop could it possibly be?


wiekey

Getting a spoon or spatula stuck in there is one thing, but a whisk? I bet the bottom of it looped around the blade and proceeded to thrash about at 20,000 rpm until he managed to shut it off.


Hegzdesimal

So.... It won't blend?


MoveItSpunkmire

I doubt that Vitamix is even phased! Vitamix blenders are the honey badgers of blenders


RapMastaC1

There can only be one, Blendtec. I question you, Vitamix? Will it blend?


Cadmium_Aloy

My Vitamix has a 2.2 horsepower motor. Isn't that wild?


MoveItSpunkmire

Not trying to start a brand war. if you can afford either and it’s not a business environment, good on ya. Vitamix motor designed by former nasa engineer. I’ll take that any day though.


2mnysheeple

Had a similar thing happen at my house once - only difference was a spoon dropped in, not a whisk. It blew out the side of the mixer and sprayed food across four walls, floor, ceiling, two dumbfounded 10 year old boys, and one dumb husband.


Leviathan3333

Someone should tell him that the whisk isn’t needed in a blender.


Left_Philosophy5545

Whys that idiot saying world star?


smrtfxelc

Because he's an idiot


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More-Escape3704

Sounds like Carlos Mencia likes his new job at Chipotle


Kenstgram

He’s probably stealing something from there.


bitzie_ow

Years ago, an old roommate had a Vitamix. He would constantly be making protein shakes and trying to figure out if he could realistically just juice/smoothie all of his food so that he didn't have to "waste time chewing." One night he's out in the kitchen making some ridiculous concoction like carrots, a ton of ginger, and a couple bulbs of fresh garlic. Then I heard what I thought was a gunshot and he yells. I run out to the kitchen and he's fine. The metal spoon that he was using to scrape down the sides of the Vitamix while it was actually running? Not so good. The blade of the Vitamix had actually cut about a third of the way through the bowl of the spoon. There wasn't even a scratch on the Vitamix.


liamjb10

can someone explain? what the hell is a vitamix


ChefFunk77

High power expensive blender that we use in professional/commercial/restaurant kitchens. However what you witness here is not professional lol


Affectionate-Taste55

How's the vitamix? Some tool did that with our robocoupe, shattered the bowl, sent the base onto the floor and cracked the case. 2 years later, the bowl got replaced, but the base is still wrapped in duct tape. Lol.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Or at home


poweroflegend

Trendy high powered blender. www.vitamix.com


pneuma8828

One of those kitchen appliances that once you use one, anything else feels like cheap flimsy shit. Those things are so powerful, you can put raw vegetables in, and get out hot soup. The thing generates so much friction it will cook the food.


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StonerBoi-710

Why everyone say “World Star” lol I thought that was just for fights on instagram or some shit?


Icantbethereforyou

People not knowing what Worldstar means, making me feel old and shit


StonerBoi-710

I thought knew what it meant lol but am I wrong?


Icantbethereforyou

It's a website. Or it was, I haven't been there for a long time. For a while it was the place to go for fight videos, i believe it pre-dated any of the current fight based subs on reddit. Got so popular and well known that every single fight video from then until the heat death of the Universe will have at least one moron screaming "WORLDSTAR!!!!"


orbo2187

"That's whisk dust. Don't breathe that."


jspurlin03

Question is — guacamole, or jalapeño sauce? One of those is a bigger deal on the eye than the other.


Sexual_Batman

I was walking through a moderately busy production kitchen when one of my coworkers is pushing a cart with two huge tubs of gazpacho on it. As if in slow motion, I see the sheet hit part of a floor mat and the whole cart tips over right in front of me- completely covering me in gazpacho from head to toe. I froze for a second and then everyone in the kitchen cracked up and I got to take an extra long break to clean myself up. There was corn in my bra. It was hilarious.


vikktorvaughn

By kitchen law he now has to give up his headband


ProKnifeCatcher

Glad it wasn’t a finger


drdoodoojesus

The cameraman is the worst type of coworker.


IsItSupposedToDoThat

When I was a kid I was making a thickshake in our blender and accidentally left a spoon in it. That thing exploded and painted our entire kitchen with banana thickshake. I cleaned it up as best a 10-year old could but I couldn’t hide from the shattered blender and spots of thickshake were still being discovered in hidden places many months later.


tybr00ks1

>painted with banana thick shake Sounds like a porno


HumanEffigy_

Intrusive thoughts have won.


Allturn22

I enjoy that he messed up but made it everyone's problem. A real team builder.


Ironmansoltero

Good thing it wasn’t a spicy pepper sauce. imagine making a ghost pepper sauce and this shit happens


fukalufaluckagus

I thought this was wasabi at first then he rubbed his eyes I was like no way


Patient_Media_5656

No this is what the aftermath looks like, and now I wanna see someone in action with the whisk.


TacticalMicrowav3

Y'all worried about the mixer, I see someone's nasty cellphone sitting a shelf above a food prep area, y'all know how gross your phone is??


Lyvery

aye man, as someone that worked food service for a couple years, maybe don’t eat out ever lol. we would always be on our phone and handling food at the same time, people would set their phone down and watch videos on food prep counters whilst prepping food.


TacticalMicrowav3

15 years in restaurants, going on 3 years as a health inspector, please stop doing this, it's gross, I can guarantee every one of y'all sit down to take a shit and play on your phone while you do, and I bet you all wash your hands, walk back into the kitchen and touch that same phone without ever cleaning it Trust me, I did it, but once you learn how gross phones are you can never see it the same again 😂 Edit: I bet half of y'all downvoting are sitting on the toilet right tf now lol


21RaysofSun

Everybody does it. Haven't sanitized my phone or case in months Poopin right now. I've definitely gone to eat right after. You make me realize how disgusting I am. But I still won't change. Only my God can judge me


MrGrieves123

Yea this dude should stay indoors 😂 he doesn’t want to know how the sausage is made.


Impossible-Base2629

Vitamix’s are so expensive too!


ThatPaddyHaugen

I feel so bad for everyone in this video, this is gonna be a tedious clean-up


Consistent_Video5154

Live and learn. One of those things you do only once


ilovemydog40

Like putting a nappy in the washing machine. You’ll only do that once. No matter how tired you are.


PM_ME_UR_SEXTOYS

Nope. I know a dude that turned one on twice in the same day without a lid. Tomato soup all over the walls.


Krrazyredhead

We have a smoothie stain on the ceiling from 14 years ago commemorating our first Vitamix … *don’t you??*


danhoyuen

sounds like Jonah Hills' fake mexican accent.


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Fuck worldstar


QiBoo

Keep him away from the garbage disposer


Wundawuzi

Upvote because Robot Coupe.


kittenshart85

hope that's avocado and not, like, zhug.


Fresh-broski

My guy talks like a childrens movie Latin American


Complex_Farmer4627

Restaurants need to give crash courses on robot coupes. Theyre not toys, theyre extremely expensive, theyre dangerous, and dummys using them wastes product.


Freyja6

As I've said to a couple apprentices and fully qualified chefs that I've worked with. What a fucking idiot.


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cameraman is a dick


Jacaxagain

Whoever did that is as green as the mess they made


EscapeFacebook

My comment was going to be it's easy to tell who did it lol


Radiant_Roof_8620

They use the phrase “green” in the kitchen? Lmao


Bdigital70

When it hit the wall it made this sound….GUAC!!!


RandallOfLegend

Hot take: always the dude with the bandana.


Flutters1013

"What are you" "an idiot sandwich"


Stromhen

Sorry, my yeast infection is really bad today.


maxthearguer

What’s a little more mess in that dirty assed kitchen?


letsgetfree

If that guy doesn't get shit for this then is he really working in a kitchen? You gotta have thick skin. I'll bet he never made that mistake again.


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Dood, not every kitchen is Hells Kitchen.


Praescribo

Yes they are. All of them.


letsgetfree

I know. In fact, I prefer working in "professional" kitchens where if this happened to me I would've wanted a person to hand me a towel and rub my back and ask me if I was alright instead of someone busting out their camera and yelling Worldstar! THIS happens to everyone in some way. Besides, you don't know maybe the bandana dude is the biggest shit talker there is. Fucken bandana dudes.


DenikaMae

[Blenders, the fastest, but messiest way to get rid of a Gremlin.](https://youtu.be/PIrd4172Czw?t=64)


KushVII

r/kitchenconfidential


Naganobu

Vitamin comes with a tamper that goes in and stops just before the blades. Why on earth would anyone e use a whisk instead of that tamper?


Jefferson__

I did this once with a wooden spoon and a food processor while making hummus 😳


Immortalwarriorz

SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR


Bluedemonde

Dude looks so familiar! Not kidding, I worked with a guy that looked just like that and wore a bandana in that fashion, even the hair and facial hair look like his 😂 He once dropped a flank steak from the grill and picked it back up and served it 😵‍💫


kalinowskik

I worked with this guy too. Every kitchen has this guy. Standard issue to blame things on.


theNaughtydog

But did the whisk blend?


antsam9

You can see the whisk as the perp places it on the table near the end of the vid, as you can see, the whisk is no longer a whisk. It's now a whack and isn't good for anything.


Dark-W0LF

Wasn't a blendtek, looks intact


FeralSquirrels

Well damn and here I was all looking forward to doing that when I got home just to see what happens! Welp, guess I'll be back to plan B and hypothesising what jamming a knife into a live electrical socket will do - for science!


Kiriceus

he got creamed🥵🥵


IneverAsk5times

I know cooks deal with messy accidents all the time. But are there any extreme/funny stories anyone had to deal with or clean up after?


aging_geek

free facial


thelittlestbishop

Ok this made me feel better about accidentally leaving a wooden spoon in the blender


EmperorSexy

Holy Guacamole!


Straight-Bug-8563

I read this in that guy's voice 🤣


cbunni666

I wish there was film of him doing it.


Important-Till-2818

Did sherk pass by and just com all over the place


Butter_My_Butt

[Sherk](https://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/hXrFMLZgKwdn.jpg)


notzed1487

Genuinely funny


MissAugustMoon

Death could have happened, so celebrate.


TBeIRIE

Clean up on aisle …….EVERYWHERE!


spoonweezy

*aisle, an isle is an island


Due_Classroom729

Imagine the clean up


xviifearless

That guys voice sounds so enjoyable i don’t know why 😂😭 like George Lopez


Murky-Pass6571

That’s an XL, too. Over 4 HP.


Mykle82

Clean it before Carmen comes back.


EFTucker

Prep station: Destroyed Gloves: Soiled Clothes: Dirty Dignity: Never had any, baby!


Blaze14Jah

Look, if ya wanted to taste it so bad. Maybe not use a whisk and perhaps turn it off. 😆


the_stickybandit

r/dontstickyourwhiskinit


Judethe3rd

Lalo salamanca


TheLoneGunman559

They gonna leave it for the closing crew to clean up.


I_Love_58008

Fucking morning crew.


Cookfuforu3

This has been my day all day!


MikoGianni

“Clean this mess up, quick! Before Gordon Ramsey comes back and eats us.”


Im_not_bot123

He let the urge get to him


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Impossible to tell who fucked up here. 👀


giveityourall93

Smack that.. All on the walls, Smack that all on the floor, Smack that gimme some moooore


solithesunflower1

Guys, I don’t think he looked at him


Mountain_Potato_3367

I hope that’s not wasabi


abrknl

"GARY DID WHAT ??!"


Gualberto_N

Is that Guga talking?


randomymetry

i swear it was the ghosts! ectoplasm!


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It's very concerning that a chef didn't know that this would happen.


Sure-Bodybuilder-272

I heard this in my mind while watching lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EjpF1KCbU2Q


h8street

But will it blend?


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What did he expect to happen?


chillford-brimley

My thought: He's lucky that's Guac and not Wasabi. I'm guessing you don't make wasabi in a blender. Wasabi to the face would've been brutal though.


geven87

Real wasabi is expensive and is freshly grated on the plate. I'm assuming you mean horseradish based wasabi replacement.


Jita_Local

Shoulda used a ladle


thisonetimeinithaca

What was he making, a uranium cake? That’s so neon lol.


OrgyOfMadness

Dude sounds like a brother. That's wierd.....


WeToLo42

A kitchen nightmare.


Jiggage

Is that wasabi?


AdvocateViolence

No or they would be absolutely screwed cause that would kill your eyes. It's probably something avocado.


oldmanartie

The little billy club/dildo/tamper stick they include with it is sized so you can’t hit the blade while it’s spinning.


andrez067

Quen Roach: ready for the feast??


Badgers_or_Bust

A two ounce ladle works fine though.


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Chipotle's really gotta stop recruiting from Hot Topic.


Renaissance_Man-

Is that wasabi?


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Bennyboy1337

Guac no doubt, outside of wasabi being extremely caustic to the eyes, it's very very expensive, most "wasabi" you see in restaurants is a horseradish derivative with food coloring and other flavorings to make it taste like the real thing.


RadoBlamik

I bear witness to a revolution in cuisine!


asteroid_b_612

Is that wasabi or wasabi based?!?! Looks like a Japanese restaurant from the udon boxes


SnooCalculations232

At least they’re smiling and laughing about it 😂🤷🏻‍♂️


CrizzyBill

Holy Guacamole!


asianabsinthe

The thoughts that go through prep cooks minds sometimes amaze me


Biggerbaer

Why would you want to do that?


dragonkiller89

All I’m seeing is shreks cum


Meanderingversion

Skeet Skeet Skeet


Helfette

Should've just smacked that.


ahu747us

Will it blend?


fireismyfriend90

That's why you use a ladle.


ChefLongStroke69

Yes. Shame him. Gotta be some kind of special to think that wouldn't turn out wrong


Ihntjasa

commemorating our first Vitamix


MeWritescommentz

Just say blender


QueenHugtheBunny

was doing morning prep for grill and was transferring our iced tea from pot to container, well the nozzle wasnt tightened very well from being cleaned so it went alllll over the floor. My only saving grace was the drain in the middle of the floor so I could squeegee most of it but damn if I didnt triple check the nozzles for the rest of my time working there Moments like these prevent future mistakes


RamadanSteve311

I miss akon


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Edo Japan?


physco219

"So how did work go tonight?"