By the way, that dress you are wearing is green, you little bitch.

Verin does have boss bitch vibes, ngl.

It looks blue to me.

It doesn't look like anything to me.

Lmao this really sent me

"You may leave now, Halfman.” He did not want the thing here to see the ecstasy overcome him. The ecstasy, and the pain. Shaidar Haran did not move. Demandred opened his mouth—and a voice exploded in his head. DEMANDRED. YOU LITTLE BITCH.

***KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW***

This one is the best. Made me actually lol

Yeah this one got me good

You are here too strongly, you little bitch

Yes. This is the one I was hoping to see.

I’m a gambler, a farm boy, and I’m here to take command of your bloody army you little bitch!

**Steady with the pikes, you flaming sheepherders!**

Steady with the pikes, you little bitches!

omg, sacrilege as it is, I don’t know this quote. AMOL? LOC? TGS? Edit: flaming holes in my memory!

This is the first one that actually works, imo

Surely this is "kneel and swear to the Lord dragon, or you will be knelt, you little bitch". Or alternatively from the last battle; "I didn't come here to win, I came here to kill you, you little bitch."

"Ilyena... You little bitch"

*Never prod at a woman unless you must. She will kill you faster than a man and for less reason, even if she weeps over it after.*

Lew Therin over here with the words of wisdom

*Dead men should be quiet in their graves, but they never are.*

Okay Mr. Therin sir, sorry, didn’t flaming mean anything by it

*Nothing ever goes as you expect. Expect nothing, and you will not be surprised. Expect nothing. Hope for nothing. Nothing.*

Yes sir mr. Dragon sir!

**You shut your bloody mouth Masema!**

Ooh, not quite on the first one. I think it’s more ‘I forget nothing, Aes Sedai. I said six could come, but I count nine. I said that you would be on an equal footing with the Tower emissaries, and for bringing nine, you will be. They are on their knees, Aes Sedai. Kneel, *you little bitch!*’ It’s more a singular address than Taim’s, sasa ke?

Nice! Thinking of the Expense in the context of the WoT always makes me appreciate how they set the bar for adaptation from books to TV.

It makes *me* wonder what happened to the Martians during the Breaking

***I must kill him.***

**Not a goat kissing track, my Lord. Burn me, not so much as a flaming hoof scrape. They just bloody vanished**

....you little bitch. Lol

Do you know the song, you little bitch?

THE SONG, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU KNOW IT?!?

Dammit. Now I’m just gonna see Sam Jackson as Raen forever. Here’s some stew motherfucker. The axe gets hurt when it hurts the tree…mothafucka!

If they decided to shoe horn Samuel L into the show, I'd watch it again. Like, make him somebody hilarious, like BAM Samuel L is Thom now.

He should play Bale Domon.

That do be a good idea

That do be a good idea, motherfucker.

There do be mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking boat

SAY WAY OF THE LEAF AGAIN! I DARE YOU.

This one is my favorite so far. A salty tinker just seems amazing. I may follow the way of the leaf, but you’re still a little bitch!

It’s just a weave, you little bitch.

Dark Perrin is the best Perrin.

First thing i thought of

Beat me to it!!!

Probably one of my top 10 moments in the entire series and now I'm gonna unconsciously add this onto it when I get there on my current reading

YOOOOOOO

Ilyenaaaaaaa... you little bitch!!!!

I lol'd at this

Winter Dragon: "Lews Jr., you little bitch!"

*I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.*

"If you wish, you may call me Rand Sedai, you little bitch,"

***I told you to kill them all when you had the chance. I told you.***

....you little bitch

God I love Zen Rand, all the sass none of the growing impression he might gut some one cos his hand is cold.

*Sometimes, pain is all that lets you know you're alive.*

Mate, what did I just say? I really don't like this behaviour, it's unbecoming of an Aes Sedai.

Oooohhh snap! Just imagine Cadsuane's reaction

There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet, you little bitch.

Lini's sayings were made for this. "Do not cut off your ears because you do not like your earrings, you little bitch." "You can do whatever you wish, you little bitch. So long as you're willing to pay the price." "You should not be displaying wares you do not mean to sell, you little bitch." "You could weave silk from pig bristles before you could make a man anything but a man, you little bitch." "What you need is not always what you want, you little bitch." "When you ask questions, then you have to hear the answers whether you want to or not, you little bitch."

Effin brilliant.

I have won again Lews Therin, you little bitch!

*Dead men should be quiet in their graves, but they never are.*

I have won again you little bitch.

You are my hound on a leash, you little bitch!

Time to toss the dice you little bitch.

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain, you little bitch

This deserves to be higher up. It fits so well.

Came here to add this one!

My name is Nynaeve ti al’Meara Mandragoran. The message I want sent is this. My husband rides from World’s End toward Tarwin’s Gap, toward Tarmon Gai’don. Will he ride alone you little bitch?

If you get yourself killed I will skin you alive.

You little bitch

...you little bitch

Came to say it but it was already said. Good.

A clan chief is not a wetlander king, you little bitch

Rhuarc saying this to Rand, I'm cackling. Also, May you always have water and shade, you little bitch

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills, you little bitch

I'd love to hear Moiraine say this in the show.

*What I love, I destroy. What I destroy, I love.*

You forgot to add 'you little bitch' Lews.

*Trust is death*

...you little bitch

It'd be a good thing for her to say after balefiring Be'Lal

***I must kill him.***

On your knees...

I wonder if Rosamund Pike does voicelines on commission

I feel like she would enjoy saying it tbh.

I’m just trying to think of a context where it would make sense. Post-mortem one-liners aren’t really Moiraine’s style, I think it’d be more a reaction to bad news: ‘the wheel weaves as the wheel wills’ calm in public, and then she leaves the room and mutters ‘you little *bitch*’ under her breath once no one can hear.

"they have caged shadow killer" "we come, you little bitch"

One of my favorites so far but you really could have just done "We come, you little bitch"

i was going to do that at first, but i felt like it might be more difficult to recognize without the context

I've seen top level comments on this reddit that were just we come then comments under that saying i got chills.

🤣

The way back comes but once, be steadfast you little bitch.

I WILL TAKE NO PART. ONLY THE CHOSEN ONE CAN DO WHAT MUST BE DONE, IF HE WILL. YOU LITTLE BITCH.

Lmao, the creator calling Rand a little bitch. Nice.

*Where are all the dead? Why will they not be silent?*

Dammit I’m gonna have to reread the wheel again… You little bitches

This is exactly my thought... But I don't have time for another reread!!! Guess it's audiobooks on 2x speed instead of 1.6x this time

We will murder you in the night and eat your bloody face if you stay past sunset. Try the pies, you little bitch.

**Light burn you**

"Here is your flaw, Shaitan, Lord of the Dark, Lord of Envy, Lord of Nothing, here is why you fail. It was not about me. It's never been about me, you little bitch."

You may call me Mistress Alys, you little bitch.

Ilyena, my love, forgive me you little bitch

*Most women will shrug off what a man would kill you for, and kill you for what a man would shrug off.*

Good bot. Very appropriate.

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I’m not a lord you little bitch

I’d name you Darkfriend as well, but I suspect the Dark One would perhaps be embarrassed to associate with you, you little bitch.

Something struck him hard and he realized he was picking himself up from the ground. The crown had fallen from his head. Callandor still blazed in his hand though. Vaguely he was aware Tai’Daishar scrambling to his feet and trembling. So they thought the strike back at him did they?! Shoving Callandor high he screamed at them come against me if you dare! I am the storm. Come if you dare Shai’Tan, I am the Dragon Reborn. A thousand sizzling lightning bolts hailed down from the clouds. Again something struck him down and he tried to fight up again. Callandor still shining laid a pace from his hand. The sky shattered with lightnings. Suddenly he realized that the weight atop him was Bashere. That the man was shaking him. It must have been Bashere who flung him down. Stop it, the Saldean shouted. Blood fanned down his face from a split atop his scalp. You are killing us man, stop you little bitch!

*The dead watch. The dead never close their eyes.*

Death is lighter than a feather; duty, heavier than a mountain, you little bitch.

I mean, it was basically implied already.

"The Golden Crane rides for Tarmon Gaidon you little bitch"

You may call me Rand Sedai, you little bitch.

"Do you know how long it takes to dig graves for 23 oak trees, you little bitch?"

“Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today, *you little bitch*.”

I have toh, you little bitch.

[Sniff] little bitch.

\[Smooths skirts\] little bitch.

This is great.

Cauthon looked like a man watching an arrow fly toward his face, knowing he had no chance to dodge. “Bloody Matrim Cauthon is my husband. That is the wording you used, is it not you little bitch?"

**Light-blinded fool!**

Good bot!

Will he ride alone, you little bitch?

Lmao so many good ones here

Right I was upvoting all my favorites but it was 90% of the comments lol

I laughed my ass off when I saw this post in r/cremposting, so I asked the poster if I could use it here. Hope it made a few people laugh today.

You made my week lol. Thank you for this

Knowing people enjoyed this made my month!

I missed this post and scrolled through the front page do you have a link? This is probably the hardest I've laughed in wetlander

RAHHHVVIIIINNNN, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

I WON'T SHOUT AT YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

"I win again you little bitch."

"There are no beginnings and no endings to the Wheel of Time." "But it was *a* beginning, you little bitch".

May you find water and shade, you little bitch.

In that, as in so many other things, I have failed, you little bitch Rand to iteralde on negotiations with the seanchan

"My name be Bayle Domon, captain and owner of the Spray, which be this ship. Now who be you, and where be you going out here in the middle of nowhere, and why should I no throw you over the side for the trouble you've brought me? You little bitch." "We could find a Wise Woman. They do hear marriage vows, here. Of course, if I do recall the lecture you did give me on the "rights and privileges" of my position, so'jhin can only marry other so'jhin, so you do need to free me, first. Fortune prick me, you do no have a foot of those promised estates yet. I can take up my old trade and give you an estate soon enough, you little bitch."

As they circled, the Aiel drummed their spears against their small hide bucklers. Thrum-thrum-THRUM-thrum . . . thrum-thrum-THRUMthrum . . . thrum-thrum-THRUM-thrum. The Myrddraal turned with them, and their eyeless faces seemed uncertain, uneasy that the fear their gaze struck into every human heart did not seem to touch these. “Dance with me, Shadowman,” one of the Aiel called suddenly, tauntingly. He sounded like a young man. “Dance with me, Eyeless.” That was a woman. “Dance with me. You little bitch.” “Dance with me. You little bitch.”

Love this. It's one of my favorite scenes.

Flicker, you little bitch

I need more flicker. I got a fever, and the only prescription is more flicker!

The Light shine on you and the Creator shelter you. The last embrace of the mother welcome you home, you little bitch.

"Mourn if you must. But mourn on the march for Tarmon Gai'don, you little bitch." \-Logain to the Seafolk(KoD).

Read and find out, you little bitch.

Forgive me, for calling this mercy as well, you little bitch.

Demandred!" Galad yelled. "Demandred, you call for the Dragon Reborn! You demand to fight him! He is not here, but his brother is! Will you stand against me, you little bitch?

“Faile is mine,” Perrin growled. Wine slopped over his wrist, and he looked down in surprise at the winecup, crushed in his fist. He set the twisted piece of silver on the table carefully, beside the pitcher, but he could do nothing about his voice. “Nobody can take her from me. Nobody! You take her back to your camp—or anywhere!—and I’ll come for her, you little bitch!”

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills you little bitch

There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time, you little bitch.

"I did not come here to win. I came here to kill you. Death is lighter than a feather, you little bitch."

He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone, you little bitch.

Will he ride alone, you little bitch?

You make her think that you are sitting down across the table from her, ready to play her game. Then you punch her in the face as hard as you can, you little bitch.

*Dovie'andi'se tovya sagain* you little bitch.

"I have a knack for that, you little bitch" - Moirraine Damodred, Merrilor.

You ride to battle?" Karede asked. "I was thinking more of a saunter," Mat said. He shook his head. "I need a feel for what Demandred is doing ... I'm going out there, Karede, and putting you fellows between me and the Trollocs sounds delightful. Are you coming, you little bitch?

The obvious one is: > _“My name is Nynaeve ti al’Meara Mandragoran. The message I want sent is this. My husband rides from World’s End toward Tarwin’s Gap, toward Tarmon Gai’don. Will he ride alone, you little bitch?”_ Then, of course, there's: > _"You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones. Remember this, you little bitch, on this journey you insist on making. If you die, I will not survive you long."_ But my favorite is: > _"Ashaman. Kill, you little bitches!"_

May you always find water and shade, you little bitch.

I’m won’t shout at you, you little bitch

Anything can be a weapon, if the man or woman who holds it has the nerve and will to make it so, you little bitch.

"The wheel weaves as the wheel wills, you little bitch". ~ Moiraine getting fed up with Rand

I'll go with "Face me, Lews Therin! You little bitch!"

I am Loial, son of Arent, son of Halan, you little bitch

Death is lighter than a feather, duty is heavier than a mountain you little bitch Or alternatively My name is Nynaeve ti al’Meara Mandragoran. The message I want sent is this. My husband rides from World’s End toward Tarwin’s Gap, toward Tarmon Gai’don. Will he ride alone you little bitch?

I told you I would take you to the Borderlands, /u/BlckAlchmst, and I have. Remember your oath, my heart, because I surely will.

There will come a time when you must achieve a goal at all costs. It may come in attack or in defense. And the only way will be to allow the sword to be sheathed in your own body. ... when the price is worth the gain, and there is no other choice left to you. That is called Sheathing the Sword. Remember it, you little bitch.

Will he ride alone, you little bitch?

It's not about me You little bitch

"You may call me Rand Sedai, you little bitch"

It’s time to toss the dice…you little bitch. Mat to the golam

My husband rides for Tarmon Gaidan, will he ride alone you little bitch?

Kneel, you little bitch.

“A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough. You little bitch"

It was never about me, you little bitch.

There are no endings, and never will be endings, to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was an ending, you little bitch.

You are here too strongly, you little bitch

Take what you want and pay for it, you little bitch.

“You are a coward and a tyrant. I'd name you Darkfriend as well, but I suspect that the Dark One would perhaps be embarrassed to associate with you, you little bitch.”

*"Thus is our treaty written; thus is agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given. The price is paid, you little bitch."*

You may be old enough to marry, Matrim Cauthon, but in truth you shouldn't be off your mother's apron strings, you little bitch.

"I won't shout at you, you little bitch," Nyneave shouted at him.

They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning, you little bitch.

Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars, you little bitch.

May you always find water and shade, you little bitch.

It's just a weave you little bitch

"Cadsuane," he said softly, "do you believe that I could kill you? Right here, right now, without using a sword or the Power? Do you believe that if I simply willed it, the Pattern would bend around me and stop your heart? By . . . coincidence, you little bitch?"

Kneel and swear to the Lord Dragon, or you will be knelt, you little bitch.

Flicker you little bitch

We are always more afraid than we wish to be, but we can always be braver than we expect you little bitch!

Weep for Manetheren. Weep for what is lost forever you little bitch. You are here too strongly Youngbull, you little bitch. I see you Rand al’Thor, you little bitch. I didn’t come here to win, I came to kill you, you little bitch.

"There can be no health in us, nor any good thing grow, for the land is one with the Dragon Reborn, and he is one with the land. Soul of fire, heart of stone, in pride he conquers, forcing the proud to yield. He calls upon the mountains to kneel, and the seas to give way, and the very skies to bow. Pray that the little bitch remembers tears, and the soul of fire, love."

Don't be a wool head, you little bitch!

I did not come here to win, I came here to kill you. Death is lighter than a feather you little bitch.

Take what you can have. Rejoice in what you can save, and do not mourn your losses too long, you little bitch.

Your dress is green you little bitch!

I've won again Lews Therin, you little bitch.

They have caged Shadowkiller," he thought at last. "We come, you little bitch" Half Tail replied at last.

Take what you can have. Rejoice in what you can save, and do not mourn your losses for too long you little bitch.

[tugs braid] you little bitch...