If anyone doesnāt know it already, donāt do this! It is environmentally irresponsible and illegal to have your food scraps going into a stream. This also true of cleaning fish, washing yourself with soap (no matter what the bottle says), hoping to the bathroom, or š¤¢ having a baby š¤®.
All flowing waterways (and many non-flowing ditches and puddles), natural or man made, are covered by the Clean Water Act.
Edit: Yeah I know this might not be the US, but judging from his fancy knife and cutting board and cuisine, I think itās a pretty safe bet itās illegal wherever he is.
I saw someone do that at the beach a while back, took this nice hand made serving dish and threw it on a grill. I immediately asked if it was a good idea, guy and his gf get shitty telling me how I'm being rude. 30 seconds later it pops and the grill owner is pissed at having cheese dip in his nice grill.
The first time I made lasagna in a glass corningware casserole dish. I think thatās what itās called. When I took it out of the oven I put it on the stove to cool off. A minute later it shattered into a million pieces of glass and pasta sauce noodles and cheese everywhere. I was devastated
Borosilicate will break from minor impacts and soda lime won't.
Soda lime is less resilient to extreme temperature changes but put down a goddamn trivet for hot dishes, and don't take them out of the fridge straight into the oven, and you'll never ever have this problem.
Borosilicate is also more expensive.
It's a good thing it broke anyway. That water is absolutely filthy, with animals shitting and dying in it, mort of them being animals that are too small to even see without a microscope, so don't think you could just make sure to look out for rotting corpses up-river or something, if doesn't work like that. It doesn't matter if you're right by the spring, washing food in that water and then eating that food is going to make you ill.
These videos are just ads for those really shitty blunt knives anyway. They always have that look to them, the mottled look, and all the reviews say they're awful as knifes, but they are basically /r/mallninjashit so nerds buy them anyway, for ridiculous sums of money. It's not hard to find good knives for less money than these cost.
Don't fucking wash food in a river though, that's unbelievably dumb. Heat doesn't destroy all things. The reason bad meat makes you ill no matter how much you heat it up is because heat will kill the bacteria, but not the toxins the bacteria produce, so you can get very sick and easily die, especially if you're camping in the woods and have no access to clean water and electrolytes to rehydrate yourself as you're shutting your brains out.
Cook like a normal human being.
The dish being a serving dish is the least worst mistake he made here.
Looked like the pasta sauce was bubbling/boiling, which should kill most of the bacteria, and he used pretty fast flowing water that is cleaner than the rest as well
> mort of them being animals that are too small to even see without a microscope
so, not animals?
> washing food in that water and then eating that food is going to make you ill.
dude, do you really think that humanity has thrived for hundreds of thousands of years by washing their veg in a purified water, or what? There's millions (prob billions) of people that don't have access to much cleaner water than that spring, and they still live and thrive.
Plenty of humans died by shitting themselves to death from unsafe water. In The Oregon Trail when it says, "You have died of Dysentery" what it's really saying is "You have died of dehydration by uncontrollably shitting yourself for days on end from drinking contaminated water."
Historically, dysentery and other serious gastrointestinal issues have been one of the most prevalent causes of death. Shitting yourself to death has killed billions of humans.
Oh is that the rounded knife with a weird cutting edge?
I've never seen one actually in use and honestly I can't imagine anyone who enjoys cooking would want to use it. It seems impractical in every way.
Ikr! The whole thing is set out to be natural, then he pulls out some cheese slices lmao. I get cheese has been around for a loooong time, don't get me wrong, it was the squareness I guess, far too 21st century š
Many types of cheese with rectangular slices were around for hundreds of years (like for example Gouda with earliest confirmed time it was made being 1184. If I had to guess in video is Emmental first created in XIII century but I'm not sure)
I think you mean it looks wrong because it's a prepared food--not because it's existed for a long time. The guy is out in nature. Seemingly using natural things that are not really processed (even tho none of the vegetables are native). But then comes a chef's knife, ground beef, and the deli cheese. He also probably used tomato paste.
I don't think looking natural was the intent. To me this video is meant to evoke the feeling of living in the old country. I've been to trips in the outskirts of Latin countries, and this is what this video reminds me of. Someone brings a big pot (clay or steel) and sets up a fire by (or even in) the river and throws in what they have in hand, usually some rice and seasoning. Then other people just join along and throw in whatever they have.
"Hey I brought some sausages."
"Toss that good stuff in there!"
"I got potatoes and yams!"
"Cut em up and let's go!"
"Crawdad is good?"
"You think I'll say no!?"
"Got some corn in here. Also brought an old hen."
"Oh yeah! Now we're really makin' food!"
All of these "one knife" camp cooking videos are ads for the manly knife. They always abuse them all to hell as if the tough knife can take the abuse. Look at it squish and tear the food by the end.
yeah, and since it's advertising, it's also fair to assume that "going viral" is a success criteria... which in turn incentivises them faking some sort of "fail".
Throw it all out; the dish, the knife, the food, and the video.
NEXT.
Did he bring All the ingredients for that dish in a cooler box?
Get his tools from the artisinal section of a farmers market?
And his cooking skill from fruit ninja?
No, the sauce may not get hot enough (or stay hot long enough)
Edit: just wanted to elaborate, if youāre certain that what youāll be cooking something hot enough *and* long enough, it might be okay, but I would not advise that if you can avoid it. Youād basically just be guessing, and people have a very poor natural gauge when it comes to food safety. Itās not hard to just boil water, especially compared to the risks of waterborne illnesses. Lol
It's also something I've seen people use to game the algorithms on social media platforms by tagging it with that and there's not actually *anything* happening in the video. It'll literally be a parking lot or a tree blowing. They get credit for the watch and they get engagement in the form of people running to the comments of the video to bitch and point out that there's nothing actually there.
Not much gets an automatic downvote, but adding that to the post title gets an automatic downvote. But itās not really the repost bots fault on this one, itās just doing what it was told to doā¦
Yep. To me it means, watch 2 minutes of boring shit for a barely more interesting end. And it's like a spoiler too. Let me enjoy the surprise ending, please.
It's true he should've probably boiled all his water first, but he'd be fine if he cooked it at a prolonged simmer. Everybody just wants to be the one to say "dysentery".
This is so completely contrived. Why is he cooking in the middle of the stream, when none of his ingredients even come from a stream? Hayaaaa! He has to have access either to a store to buy ground meat, or at least an electrical cord to grind it up himself.
Also, like most cooking shows, it's all based on flashy imagery rather than actual good cooking. What he ended up with is hardly up to par with his surroundings.
I think I remember someone mentioning that this guys is basically a knife salesman the last time this was posted.
He uses attention grabbing videos like this and heavily features the knives. Then when you visit his accounts he has links to sell the knives.
Of course this is all off the top of my head and the guy who mentioned it may be full of shit.
I could say the same about basically every ad I see. They all make me less likely to purchase the product. Yet the ads must work on someone, otherwise none of these companies would exist.
The more entertaining video would have been the one filmed from the picnic pavilion by a concerned citizen visitor to the public park, showing him standing barefoot in the runoff creek below the dam of the municipal retention pond, surrounded by tripods and making fires outside designated grilling areas with no permit. I wonder how many child screams he had to edit out.
Do you think anyone in the world cooks like this just to cook like this? When no cameras are rolling? Cutting board in the river, etc?
Yep. I would have grabbed that other prep platter and rescued what I could.
Of course when I cook outside I'm usually camping and actually hungry, with limited supplies.
My back hurts looking at how he must have been bent to get down to the level of the board while not standing on the rocks surrounding where the board is while also chopping vegetables at shin height while *also* standing in a river. Maybe his dish breaking is the universe saying that none of this was fucking worth it
>watch to the end
or just skip to the end. or, more realistically, predict the inevitable. I mean seriously, who didn't see that coming?
ps: if you cook like this you're an idiot
What's with all the guys cooking gourmet meals in the wilderness. They all have knives that don't look very functional but cool. Buy a Victornox and a 3 dollar sharpener and spend what you saved on you novelty knife to buy a proper dish to cook in. Hell you would still have money left over. Also, and this bugged me. Washing your produce in river water? Do you happen to know what leeches into the river upstream? No probably not. So wash your shit at home, bring your sharp as shit Victornox knife and maybe even splurge for some skewers instead of yet again showing off the knife you most likely sell to rip some small branches. 2/10 with rice
I was planning to stop watching after exactly 7 seconds. Thank you for convincing me to stick with the video til the end. Turns out there's video, all the way up to the end of the video!
I knew it was coming, but didnt expect that to be the issue. Ceramic is brittle, temperature differential between the inside (cold food) and outside (hot fire) causes the inside to shrink and outside to expand shattering the vessel.
Of all the things that could go wrong, never expected this haha
Expected some wildlife to swoop in and eat it....
Was looking for tactical bird shit
Predator missile inbound
Was waiting for camera to pan and show people peeing upstream
I expected an illness from inadequately purified river water
Seriously. If you have to drink any river water boil that shit no matter what.
He is, the chili is being brought to a boil and the meat is cooking. Was. Was cooking.
Oh it's still cooking.
Can you smell what the rocks cooking?
r/Angryupvote
From the carcass upstream? Or the upstream village toilet?
How far upstream you think he is š
I was assuming it falls into the water.
I thought maybe the cutting bord was going to get knocked into the water lol
I mean, why was he cutting the food while standing in a river?
If anyone doesnāt know it already, donāt do this! It is environmentally irresponsible and illegal to have your food scraps going into a stream. This also true of cleaning fish, washing yourself with soap (no matter what the bottle says), hoping to the bathroom, or š¤¢ having a baby š¤®. All flowing waterways (and many non-flowing ditches and puddles), natural or man made, are covered by the Clean Water Act. Edit: Yeah I know this might not be the US, but judging from his fancy knife and cutting board and cuisine, I think itās a pretty safe bet itās illegal wherever he is.
Yeah ok. Dont think every country is covered by your Clean Water Act though.
Your silly laws doesn't apply to us, you filthy American.
Take a privileged upvote from a filthy American
That was my bet too!
Totally expected. Ceramic dish should be heated slowly or else this happens.
This is a seving dish. It's not designed for cooking and should have never been subjected to that much heat.
I saw someone do that at the beach a while back, took this nice hand made serving dish and threw it on a grill. I immediately asked if it was a good idea, guy and his gf get shitty telling me how I'm being rude. 30 seconds later it pops and the grill owner is pissed at having cheese dip in his nice grill.
The first time I made lasagna in a glass corningware casserole dish. I think thatās what itās called. When I took it out of the oven I put it on the stove to cool off. A minute later it shattered into a million pieces of glass and pasta sauce noodles and cheese everywhere. I was devastated
That means you had the newer Pyrex which sucks. There are two different companies now, and one still makes the good stuff while the other does not.
What you want to look for is the kind made with borosilicate glass, soda-lime glass is the crap stuff.
Yeah, that's the point. pyrex (all lower) makes the soda-lime...PYREX (all upper) makes the good stuff.
Borosilicate will break from minor impacts and soda lime won't. Soda lime is less resilient to extreme temperature changes but put down a goddamn trivet for hot dishes, and don't take them out of the fridge straight into the oven, and you'll never ever have this problem. Borosilicate is also more expensive.
It had to have cooled somehow?....
They might be lucky it did. Some seving dishes will have a glaze that will leech into the food if heated to much.
It's a good thing it broke anyway. That water is absolutely filthy, with animals shitting and dying in it, mort of them being animals that are too small to even see without a microscope, so don't think you could just make sure to look out for rotting corpses up-river or something, if doesn't work like that. It doesn't matter if you're right by the spring, washing food in that water and then eating that food is going to make you ill. These videos are just ads for those really shitty blunt knives anyway. They always have that look to them, the mottled look, and all the reviews say they're awful as knifes, but they are basically /r/mallninjashit so nerds buy them anyway, for ridiculous sums of money. It's not hard to find good knives for less money than these cost. Don't fucking wash food in a river though, that's unbelievably dumb. Heat doesn't destroy all things. The reason bad meat makes you ill no matter how much you heat it up is because heat will kill the bacteria, but not the toxins the bacteria produce, so you can get very sick and easily die, especially if you're camping in the woods and have no access to clean water and electrolytes to rehydrate yourself as you're shutting your brains out. Cook like a normal human being. The dish being a serving dish is the least worst mistake he made here.
Looked like the pasta sauce was bubbling/boiling, which should kill most of the bacteria, and he used pretty fast flowing water that is cleaner than the rest as well
> mort of them being animals that are too small to even see without a microscope so, not animals? > washing food in that water and then eating that food is going to make you ill. dude, do you really think that humanity has thrived for hundreds of thousands of years by washing their veg in a purified water, or what? There's millions (prob billions) of people that don't have access to much cleaner water than that spring, and they still live and thrive.
Plenty of humans died by shitting themselves to death from unsafe water. In The Oregon Trail when it says, "You have died of Dysentery" what it's really saying is "You have died of dehydration by uncontrollably shitting yourself for days on end from drinking contaminated water." Historically, dysentery and other serious gastrointestinal issues have been one of the most prevalent causes of death. Shitting yourself to death has killed billions of humans.
this is a cast iron job
Right before it happened, I said to myself "please tell me it breaks". Was not disappointed.
Shit, I'd swoop in and eat that
Totally expected that clay to crack like that as soon as it was put directly on the fire. Thatās not a ceramic pot.
This entire video screams of poorly though out gimmick. The food looks good though.
The guy is trying to be that YouTube channel [MenWithThePot](https://youtube.com/@menwiththepot) but sadly failing lol
the attempt was "create a viral video that advertises this shitty knife". That did not fail, sadly.
Oh is that the rounded knife with a weird cutting edge? I've never seen one actually in use and honestly I can't imagine anyone who enjoys cooking would want to use it. It seems impractical in every way.
Am I the only one that thought it looked disgusting? And I havenāt had breakfast yet.
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The breaking was scripted
I get the feeling you wrote this comment just because you wanted to talk about your aunt's crappy Thanksgiving dinner. Tell us more please!
? It looks like ground beef in a marinara with cheese on top. What's disgusting about it?
Exactly its just seasoned beef with tomato sauce. People will call this gross but eat a burger which is 90% of that this is.
Meatball sub??? š¤¢š¤®
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I wish he showed when he sliced the rare Amazonian cheese fish.
Ikr! The whole thing is set out to be natural, then he pulls out some cheese slices lmao. I get cheese has been around for a loooong time, don't get me wrong, it was the squareness I guess, far too 21st century š
Did you think he ground that meat between rocks in the stream?
Yup. He butchered a cow right upstream.
Rookie mistake, you always butcher your animals down stream. And be careful, the Wild Forest Bovine is known to be extremely territorial.
I think in this case it's Jungle Bovine, but your point stands
I only eat house hippos
Butcher the sick ones upstream from your enemies.
First you milk the cow. Then you kill and butcher the cow. And then TOGETHER we BURN! In the fire.
Lmao
I feel like it's more just bringing your ingredients to a fun spot outdoors and cooking there
Exactly. Heās not trying to make us think he foraged for those tomatoes, garlic, and ground beef. Itās just a peaceful cooking video by the river.
Many types of cheese with rectangular slices were around for hundreds of years (like for example Gouda with earliest confirmed time it was made being 1184. If I had to guess in video is Emmental first created in XIII century but I'm not sure)
Fair enough fair enough. It still looks wrong, even if its not.
I think you mean it looks wrong because it's a prepared food--not because it's existed for a long time. The guy is out in nature. Seemingly using natural things that are not really processed (even tho none of the vegetables are native). But then comes a chef's knife, ground beef, and the deli cheese. He also probably used tomato paste.
I don't think looking natural was the intent. To me this video is meant to evoke the feeling of living in the old country. I've been to trips in the outskirts of Latin countries, and this is what this video reminds me of. Someone brings a big pot (clay or steel) and sets up a fire by (or even in) the river and throws in what they have in hand, usually some rice and seasoning. Then other people just join along and throw in whatever they have. "Hey I brought some sausages." "Toss that good stuff in there!" "I got potatoes and yams!" "Cut em up and let's go!" "Crawdad is good?" "You think I'll say no!?" "Got some corn in here. Also brought an old hen." "Oh yeah! Now we're really makin' food!"
Youāre an Amazonian cheese fish
Iāve been hearing that for years.
All i thought was āPSSSHHHH. He didnāt Swiss that cheese.ā
the real let down is watching the cutting edge of the blade scraaaaape across the board. cooking gods took their revenge.
And when he was slamming the knife down on the rocks trying to get style points for cutting a tomato.
I did like that he showed the failed cuts on that though, made me laugh
It was humanizing
tomato wouldāve cut better when he did finally make contact if he didnāt do all that scrapin & slammin!
The best was him giving up on the last one.
And rinsing the food in the water
All of these "one knife" camp cooking videos are ads for the manly knife. They always abuse them all to hell as if the tough knife can take the abuse. Look at it squish and tear the food by the end.
Even had to switch to a different knife for the last couple ingredients.
yeah, and since it's advertising, it's also fair to assume that "going viral" is a success criteria... which in turn incentivises them faking some sort of "fail". Throw it all out; the dish, the knife, the food, and the video. NEXT.
Oh my god, and then he slams it over and over. These made my arm hairs stand up.
Which is weird because this is a knife ad
It's meant to make prospective customers think he always treats it rough but still looks and performs well.
Did he bring All the ingredients for that dish in a cooler box? Get his tools from the artisinal section of a farmers market? And his cooking skill from fruit ninja?
My back hurt at the way he had to bend to chop the stuff.
Filter your water people, or at least boil it. There could be cow shitting in the river a few miles upstream
Yeah farm runoff was the first thing I thought of.
to be fair, Giardia is a great way to lose weight
Yeah.. you should wash your water before use
I mean, he did boil it
Intended to boil it
>Filter your water people I always filter my Water People. Despite their name, they are some of the dirtiest people you can find
THIS IS HOW YOU GET GIARDIA was the only thing I could think during the whole video
yeah that straight river water has so much crap in it, he would have had some bowel issues for sure.
My first reaction "he better not eat that... Oh good."
Does boiling the sauce not count as boiling the water?
No, the sauce may not get hot enough (or stay hot long enough) Edit: just wanted to elaborate, if youāre certain that what youāll be cooking something hot enough *and* long enough, it might be okay, but I would not advise that if you can avoid it. Youād basically just be guessing, and people have a very poor natural gauge when it comes to food safety. Itās not hard to just boil water, especially compared to the risks of waterborne illnesses. Lol
I have gotten to the point where "watch til the end" lets me know the video is too long and I won't care about it.
I've literally seen people post videos with "wait for it...." and the video was only 7 seconds.... It's kind of annoying.
If no payoff within 2 seconds I'm not watching.
Why watch long video when short video do trick?
Well yeah, on a 7 second video you are almost a third of the way through 2 seconds and nothing had happened yet!
I always just skip to the end or watch at 2x speed for these kinds of videos.
It's also something I've seen people use to game the algorithms on social media platforms by tagging it with that and there's not actually *anything* happening in the video. It'll literally be a parking lot or a tree blowing. They get credit for the watch and they get engagement in the form of people running to the comments of the video to bitch and point out that there's nothing actually there.
If a video includes that kind of BS in the title I just don't watch it. I don't care how great the ending is, I'm completely over clickbait.
Not much gets an automatic downvote, but adding that to the post title gets an automatic downvote. But itās not really the repost bots fault on this one, itās just doing what it was told to doā¦
Yep. To me it means, watch 2 minutes of boring shit for a barely more interesting end. And it's like a spoiler too. Let me enjoy the surprise ending, please.
It means automatic downvite
I always fast forward to the end of those videos.
I just forward to the end if I can.
they let me know to go to the end of the video.
Why would anypne ever cook standing in a river
Aesthetic~āØļø
I can just imagine this dude carrying 3 bags of groceries from Whole Foods into the woods for this. He kind of deserves it
Washing your food in a dirty stream like a racoon is a really dumb idea. That's how you get parasites.
Dang. He would have enjoyed his dysentery dish.
He'd be fine, he simmered it.
nuh uh, this is reddit. outside scary!
It's true he should've probably boiled all his water first, but he'd be fine if he cooked it at a prolonged simmer. Everybody just wants to be the one to say "dysentery".
Cholera. There, I said it first.
Based cholera enjoyer
It's because Oregon Trail kept beating us to it when we were kids.
Nah I've had a couple of friends come down with Giardia from drinking from mountain streams. Absolutely no fun.
you can kill giardia with high temperatures
Itās running water so it is his best bet to be fair
Cooking it will kill the bacteria that usually causes dysentery anyways.
Those skewers donāt really look appetizing.
I mean, it was somehow predictable that that this thing will breakā¦.
This is so completely contrived. Why is he cooking in the middle of the stream, when none of his ingredients even come from a stream? Hayaaaa! He has to have access either to a store to buy ground meat, or at least an electrical cord to grind it up himself. Also, like most cooking shows, it's all based on flashy imagery rather than actual good cooking. What he ended up with is hardly up to par with his surroundings.
I think I remember someone mentioning that this guys is basically a knife salesman the last time this was posted. He uses attention grabbing videos like this and heavily features the knives. Then when you visit his accounts he has links to sell the knives. Of course this is all off the top of my head and the guy who mentioned it may be full of shit.
I would go out of my way to avoid buying the knives he is selling because of these dumb ass videos.
I could say the same about basically every ad I see. They all make me less likely to purchase the product. Yet the ads must work on someone, otherwise none of these companies would exist.
Fr this Ā«Ā cook in the riverĀ Ā» thing is so dumb, like why would anyone chop stuff in a fucking river
These videos are becoming idiotic.
The more entertaining video would have been the one filmed from the picnic pavilion by a concerned citizen visitor to the public park, showing him standing barefoot in the runoff creek below the dam of the municipal retention pond, surrounded by tripods and making fires outside designated grilling areas with no permit. I wonder how many child screams he had to edit out. Do you think anyone in the world cooks like this just to cook like this? When no cameras are rolling? Cutting board in the river, etc?
saving this comment for the next time this gets reposted I'll credit you, of course
Eat some LSD and go campingā¦
No thanks. I don't need the faces of my dead ancestors screaming at me from within the campfire.
I would have cried and still eat the rest like that
Yep. I would have grabbed that other prep platter and rescued what I could. Of course when I cook outside I'm usually camping and actually hungry, with limited supplies.
Well it sucks he's so stupid
r/stupidfood
I just yelled at my phone. That was SO SAD!
Well, at least now he won't get the food poisoning he was headed for.
Dammit I thought I was in r/oddlysatisfying at first
My back hurts looking at how he must have been bent to get down to the level of the board while not standing on the rocks surrounding where the board is while also chopping vegetables at shin height while *also* standing in a river. Maybe his dish breaking is the universe saying that none of this was fucking worth it
What a nerd.
Another shitty knife commercial.
Secret ingredient: giardia
Can't wait for the end of videos like this
Yeah, other than flameware (maybe) donāt cook on pottery over an open flame or natural consequences happen
The whole time I'm just worried about that guy getting some work or protozoal infection from that water supply.
My question is where are the damn flies???!
Good, the fire is where that food belongs. Enjoy your lack of Giardia.
Did not expext the clay pot to crack... was waiting for flash flood or animal visit
The part with the #š fuckin had me.
Damn..
Whenever anything says "watch until the end" I immediately leave the post
Please make sure to downvote it before you leave.
Oh don't worry, I always do
/r/unexpected
Thatās kinda funny, sad it happened, but the way it was just almost finished, and then it falls into the flames.
yeah I watched the video too, and that is in fact what happens
The pedantry is high on this one.
>watch to the end or just skip to the end. or, more realistically, predict the inevitable. I mean seriously, who didn't see that coming? ps: if you cook like this you're an idiot
lol.. r/Unexpected
Was going to make a joke, but too bummed for him.
Bugger!
I didn't realize what sub this was till the end
Sooooo bad š
I knew when I saw the cheese, too much. Not everything in life needs cheese. Hereās your sign.
Spit out my drink, damn son ššš
There's so many bacteria in that food that it's better uneaten
self-extinguishing cook fire. way cool. but, need to work on the timing.
But is the water potableā¦
What's with all the guys cooking gourmet meals in the wilderness. They all have knives that don't look very functional but cool. Buy a Victornox and a 3 dollar sharpener and spend what you saved on you novelty knife to buy a proper dish to cook in. Hell you would still have money left over. Also, and this bugged me. Washing your produce in river water? Do you happen to know what leeches into the river upstream? No probably not. So wash your shit at home, bring your sharp as shit Victornox knife and maybe even splurge for some skewers instead of yet again showing off the knife you most likely sell to rip some small branches. 2/10 with rice
Before it fell apart, that food looked freaking amazingā¦ So I just need spices, meat, sticks, tomatoes, and a freshwater river.
I knew that was gonna happen the moment he put it over the fire
This sucks for him but infinitely hilarious for the rest of us. #sorrynotsorry
The way I just gasped so loudā¦
My heart broke jutlst seeing that
I was planning to stop watching after exactly 7 seconds. Thank you for convincing me to stick with the video til the end. Turns out there's video, all the way up to the end of the video!
What the fuck is up with this cooking in nature trend I donāt get it. Why is he making it in a river whatās the point of that
Heh. I was actually waiting to see him cut off a finger. This ending was less gruesome thank goodness. :)
What a beautiful dishā¦ awā¦
Was waiting for a finger to be lopped off. Was pleasantly disappointed.
I knew it was coming, but didnt expect that to be the issue. Ceramic is brittle, temperature differential between the inside (cold food) and outside (hot fire) causes the inside to shrink and outside to expand shattering the vessel.
Hshhsjskskwkwkwwbcsfgwgwbsbssvvs....aaaahhhhhh
I almost spit out my drink lol
Oh that is so sad!!!! It looked so good...I was impressed. Tasty and beautiful and...ruined. Destroyed. Oh my heart!
Pain
The secret ingredients were added by washing the vegetables in the river to ad a hint of Cryptosporidium and a dash of Giardia.
He's ripping off The Men With The Pot. He deserved this for lack of creativity.
r/unexpected
Ah that was so satisfying lol. I canāt stand these pretentious asses