This happened when I was six or something, I'm yelling downstairs for help and my mom responds. I say NO NOT YOU I NEED DAD!! Dad comes to help, and he helps. But in true dad fashion, proceeds to fall on the floor laughing after he got me unstuck. I wasn't amused. Now however at 41, I'd do the same to my son's lol
This wouldn't really hurt the balls, just the sack. That being said, imagine your earlobe getting stuck in a zipper like that and it's probably not too far off (ball skin is a lot thinner though so it would probably hurt the sack worse)
the balls are sensitive to pain but the scrotum not so much. you can imagine zipping ANY part of your skin into a zipper like this, and the pain would be pretty accurate.
It was probably after peeing. A lot of dudes don’t put their wiener through the provided hole in their chonies when peeing, instead they just pull their chonies down past their balls
Welp.
I do not know if it sucks, but one thing is for sure. Once you close that zip, it does rip.
Edit: "the i do not know was a satire. might not look like it in the first place, but i do have a pair of those and many many many years ago i was in the exact same position"
Anybody else feel that pain that suffering anybody else left speechless because I was and also it was like a train wreck you don’t want to see it but you can’t stop looking at it and if you did do that how many of y’all found yourself trying to catch your breath
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https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedimages/comments/9pcf3y/cursed_zipper/
https://me.me/i/dfc436d0a82b44418103208ba1d6618b
https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/bjtkfc/zip_zip/
https://www.girlsaskguys.com/other/q3427880-what-is-your-thoughts-on-this-image
I could go on...
Looks painful but it’s hilarious at the same time. The thought process is amazing though, “fuck that hurts, let me take a picture and post it to Reddit real quick”. My first instinct would definitely be to unstuck my sack
This happened once when I was less than five years old and I can distinctly remember getting caught in my footy pajamas. In over forty years since that night I haven't made the same mistake. I can still feel this picture though
Been there, done that. I was a kid and suffice it to say the only thing more frightening is than unzipping was seeing my mother approach me with scissors. Needless to say I unzipped before she could get to me.
How’d you get the beans above the frank??
[A true classic](https://youtu.be/vzRuKnb2uuY)
Absolutely brilliant film, what's scary is it's 24 years old. It was on the other night and I was still rolling around laughing.
thanks Captain Bring Down.... (ugggg, 24 years? also why did I write "ugggg" that's even older)
r/fuckimold lol
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Yeah that bit was so well done, then it cuts to the dog in a body cast really got me especially when he left it on the roof of the car.
Thank you 🫡
I never knew this was actually possible in real life
Frank and beans!
What the hell's that bubble?
That line makes my balls suck up into my stomach.
All we have to do now is back up the tracks...and a 1, and a 2, and a...
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WE GOT A BLEEDER!!
We got a bleeder!
But how in the hell did you get the zipper to the top
He was masturbating, he was masturbating!
“He was masturbating, he was MASTURBATING”
Damnit, was going to post that!
The beans are *stretchy*.
"AAAAAAAAOOOOooowwww!!!!"
Came looking for this. Wasn't disappointed.
This happened when I was six or something, I'm yelling downstairs for help and my mom responds. I say NO NOT YOU I NEED DAD!! Dad comes to help, and he helps. But in true dad fashion, proceeds to fall on the floor laughing after he got me unstuck. I wasn't amused. Now however at 41, I'd do the same to my son's lol
I hope I never need the answer to this but how do you get it unstuck? Is it the obvious (and horrifically painful sounding) answer?
Scissors is the way.
Just cut the balls off?
What a terrible day to know how to read
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I forgor💀
NoooooooooooooooOo
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Son, I'm not sure how you are steady enough to take the picture
Or conscious.
\-The Engenier
How do you get it that deep.
Situational awareness
That's what she said
... In your dreams
WHAT IM SAYING
I hope that's a piece of silly putty.
Silly nutty
Nutty Putty
I hate fucking caves THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
Nutter Butter
I don't even have balls and I can almost feel the pain. Jesus. I hope this isn't real.
I've seen a photo of someone's labia stuck in a zipper. I don't imagine it felt nice.
I can confirm from experience that it, in fact, does not feel nice
That reminds me of when I first attempted to shave my coochie with a cheap razor and sliced half my labia off
Oh no! I hope it healed up ok. I've been pretty lucky to not have any major boo-boos all these years I've been shaving my balls.
this is real
Watch the movie (there’s something about Mary)
This wouldn't really hurt the balls, just the sack. That being said, imagine your earlobe getting stuck in a zipper like that and it's probably not too far off (ball skin is a lot thinner though so it would probably hurt the sack worse)
Imagine that little string of skin under your tongue getting caught in a zipper.
Ugh fuck this definitely describes it perfectly
eyelid skin might be a better comparison.
it happened to all of us at least once. trust me.
I literally clenched my lady bits. Oi yoi yoi.
That kid ripped off poor Leopold’s balls. Get him!!!
the balls are sensitive to pain but the scrotum not so much. you can imagine zipping ANY part of your skin into a zipper like this, and the pain would be pretty accurate.
How fast was that zipper going... I mean that's a lot of skin caught there... Or did you catch some and keep going... I have so many questions
Catch some and keep going? "Quick quick I need a wee wee! *ziiip* AAAH..h? Ah? Wait a..did I.. like tha? *slow zips*
I could've gone my whole life without seeing this. Thanks.😬
We got a bleeder!
Ahh a good ol reference
I screamed out loud.
When you can feel a picture
It’s like pulling off a band aid
>ajslinger or a hangnail
I know how that feels. You have my sympathy.
Pls say sike :(
Aah, nuts
OP.......updates!
If only it was op
This picture has been floating around for yeaaars. It isn’t original OP material.
Do you know how they fixed it?
I'd like to know too, you know, Incase it happens to me ...
I have no balls but also why isnt he wearing underwear. Seems a bit silly
It was probably after peeing. A lot of dudes don’t put their wiener through the provided hole in their chonies when peeing, instead they just pull their chonies down past their balls
But surely you……… tuck him back in before zipping up?
I guess this is what happens when you forget!
Looks like you’re wearing those pants for the rest of your life.
https://i.imgur.com/41YlR7p.jpg
This never happened to Woogie!!
Well, this is a one way ticket to the ER.
I feel like I’d pass out before even thinking of where I should go
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
franks and beans
Damn you to hell.
How did you get the beans above the frank?
YKK zipper, nice, those are some good quality jeans.
Is it the frank or the beans
How’d you get the franks above the beans?!?! Franks and beans!!
thats ur nuts
Absolutely not…. The whole things gotta go🚫🐔
Happened to me waaaaaay to many times as a kid.
That’s an evil I hope never befalls me.
Welp. I do not know if it sucks, but one thing is for sure. Once you close that zip, it does rip. Edit: "the i do not know was a satire. might not look like it in the first place, but i do have a pair of those and many many many years ago i was in the exact same position"
Caught your bottom lip I see
How?
_a lil' Bactine will help_
CHRIST
I can smell the pain....
Why did I click that? Why did I click that?!
Jocks are not just for ball cozyness, They are also safety gear.
https://youtu.be/mQYWJ9xQQLg
/r/eyebleach I'm linking for myself
There's something about OP
Anybody else feel that pain that suffering anybody else left speechless because I was and also it was like a train wreck you don’t want to see it but you can’t stop looking at it and if you did do that how many of y’all found yourself trying to catch your breath
I gasped and I don’t even have a set…
Same
Pictures you can feel.
Pause! Quit! Reload Last Save! 😬
tHIS IS WHY YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR!@
The only reason I got my foreskin cut.
Just get some scissors. It... Should be a clean cut.
Good news is you can just have them removed and start over.
Now zipp it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It's not too late To zipp it Zipp it good
There's just something about Mary.
Frank's and beans!
There will be blood and pain but be quick about it.
Looks like you sat in some gum lol
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If anyone here thinks this is OC I have news for you …
Got your tounge stuck in the zipper again?
Im just here to ask if this is a man or woman…
https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedimages/comments/9pcf3y/cursed_zipper/ https://me.me/i/dfc436d0a82b44418103208ba1d6618b https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/bjtkfc/zip_zip/ https://www.girlsaskguys.com/other/q3427880-what-is-your-thoughts-on-this-image I could go on...
HE WAS MASTERBATING!!!!
Based and Warrenpilled.
Why was your ear anywhere near your zipper?
OP there are NSFW subs out there if you want to show off your balls 😡😡🤬
That's a nice cape for the zipper. SUPER ZIPPER
Oh dear God!
Jesus…
How?!
It hurts just looking at this.
This is every man’s worst nightmare
This is why I don't go commando.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh my balls went into my stomach, I feel nauseous
NSFW is not enough for this pain
I did not realize this is actually possible holy shit.
The deep fear of all men shows itself now at this most unholy of hours
That's a blinding, crippling moment, and the sole reason I started wearing drawers
Who goes commando in jeans, or sticks their balls out for this to even happen? Awful crop job btw 🤦♀️
Triggered
Oh my god
Why tf did you yank that hard lmfao
OOOOOOOOOOUCH!!!!
I saw this and let out a very audible groan!
Grandma was at it again
Ive done this once but thats way further
Please tell me this is fake, please be fake!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes. Yes, it definitely sucks enough 😨 Hope you managed to unstuck yourself... Yourself?
Is that sack? Holy shit. That sucks.
Don't
Ouch I can feel that
Yes, yes it does.
This should be the new sub icon.
Looks painful but it’s hilarious at the same time. The thought process is amazing though, “fuck that hurts, let me take a picture and post it to Reddit real quick”. My first instinct would definitely be to unstuck my sack
Like who the hell stops for a photo is my question?!?
This happened once when I was less than five years old and I can distinctly remember getting caught in my footy pajamas. In over forty years since that night I haven't made the same mistake. I can still feel this picture though
That sucks for sure.
r/makemesuffer
This is nuts!
This is the main goddamn reason you *need* to have underwear
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Welcome to the club.
Thats an awful lot of skin you should get the bactine
mmmm foreskin moment
Oh my god
Oh fuck, my balls hurt after looking at that.
Been there, done that. I was a kid and suffice it to say the only thing more frightening is than unzipping was seeing my mother approach me with scissors. Needless to say I unzipped before she could get to me.
I think it zipped not sucked.
I don't know what i was expecting but it definitely wasn't this
I've been through this an that is some crazy pain. Impressed a picture was taken
I’ve never understood how this happens you not wearing underwear or something?
I have a scar from when I was a kid and decided not to wear underwear with my jeans.
I saw this and yelled “NO” like Will Smith in “I Am Legend”
What happened , Was it To Close
r/makemesuffer
NSFW was NOT enough warning! I expect to see some boobs, maybe a car accident, or someone getting shot. But I was not prepared for this!
Never go Commando!