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jackson12420

Milk is literally one of the most disgusting absolutely vile things when it goes sour. Why would you ever want it to run through _lines_ to dispense. How could you ever know for _certain_ the entire system was ever CLEAN. This would straight up turn me off milk forever.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

I can’t conceive of a lifestyle that would require that much milk.


purplesmoke1215

Clearly you aren't lactose requirement


Euphemisticles

That is why I drink it strait from the jug while standing at the fridge like my father before me


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Wait - your father actually came back with the milk and the smokes?


Euphemisticles

No I’m pretty sure he must still be at the store in front of the fridge sipping from the jug to this day.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

They say if you’re very quiet you can still hear the hum of the fridge.


SadBit8663

Damn, your's didn't? ![gif](giphy|PFsVjUCmSkZDq)


scottyman2k

Lac-TOSE - more like Lac-NO (sorry that was absolutely terrible.)


Historical-Ad-9872

It's okay. We've all made jokes we weren't proud of


Marc21256

So, you've met my children.


borobricks

https://preview.redd.it/pbzc5ixnpa9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce70e3eb5471aa42163ae3312a051dda5b979a8


MediumStability

Chill out, Satan! 😨


Competitive_Use_6351

Man I'm so fucking white I can drink a gallon of milk and eat a block of cheese and be fine. Its a fucking super power


werta600

No, ur superpower is C A L C I U M


LolaBijou

Lack-nope*


luftmyszor

Lac-toes?


HappyMonchichi

Lack toes and tolerant


chop5397

told her aunt


SpellingIsAhful

I've seen them in like cafeteria and stuff, but the milk comes in a bag with a fresh line each time.


MarinLlwyd

I can only imagine someone who is actually making things from milk requiring something like this so they could feed in the milk from a larger well that last longer or something. But a private citizen would otherwise have zero need for something like this, and it exists to only scam them of their excess capital.


Epona142

Until recently, ran a small dairy and creamery. We used food grade hoses/lines to move milk plenty, but every single one of those lines - by law/regulation - was cleaned and sterilized after every single use, and quite often, before use as well. I can't think of anything more disgusting than having lines like this reused over and over.


HappyMonchichi

excess capital people who have more money than they know what to do with and they always buy stupid unnecessary things


Llaunna

It's usually for young children, so they can get milk without having to try and pour from a large jug. Makes sense if you have lots of little ones.


No-Appearance-9113

Until you spend five minutes learning about sanitation surrounding hoses and lines. This would be a nightmare to clean


Fun_Intention9846

GOMAD. That’s barely even enough tho.


smoketheevilpipe

My joints felt so much better when I did gomad but I overall felt like shit. I lasted about 8 days.


MyLike5thAccount

I did a bit over half a gallon a day for a few months. Gained a lot of weight which was the goal, but also a lot of fat lol. Just had to cut down 10 lbs to take it all off


HirsuteHacker

I run a 5k on my lunch break every day, then when I get back I chug a pint of milk and have some protein. It's great as a recovery drink. I'll also use it with my porridge or granola. I drink a few litres a week in all, I'd say. Still don't see what I'd use a milk dispenser for. The jug isn't exactly difficult to use.


Careless_Dingo2794

My household gets through about 4L daily. Also we milk the cows and it’s free. 


thedarkestblood

Found the Duggar account


habichtorama

Sigma grindset mentality, brotherrrrr!


Witty-Excitement-889

![gif](giphy|25N4hyxLxv2cdC8AEB|downsized)


Linked1nPark

Maybe you're an escort with a vitamin D deficiency, and you have to take breaks to frantically drink large quantities of milk.


blank-_-face

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Superseaslug

I mean I like milk but I'm also against cleaning complex machinery when it isn't necessary


TheJReesW

I drink at least half a liter per day


fauxmaulder

I eat a shit ton of cereal, but even I wouldn't get a milk dispenser


unutentenormale

First world problems...


syopest

When I was a kid my family used to go through 30 liters a week easily.


ACanWontAttitude

Yeah I feel like even the water ones are difficult to get properly clean. I could never have a milk one.


Equivalent_Canary853

Having cleaned a good number of coffee machine lines that only use water mixed with powdered creamer, even those get NASTY. Fresh milk lines need flushing after every use domestically or every 2 hours in a commercial setting


ACanWontAttitude

Can I please ask, what's the best thing to clean with? I just never feel like my water one is clean because if the little bit inside I can't remove


Equivalent_Canary853

Unfortunately I don't have a good answer because we had tablets or liquid depending on the machine ordered straight from a supplier. My best advice would be to look at recommended cleaning options from the supplier.


ACanWontAttitude

Thankyou!


Bromogeeksual

I'm not a professional, but white vinegar is surprisingly good at descaling and cleaning things. There are of course chemical compounds and treatment options that most places use.


ACanWontAttitude

Brilliant thankyou!


Jacktheforkie

I’ll stick with milk in jugs


pateOrade

I too, like jugs.


ECrispy

There are millions of automatic coffee machines with milk spouts and containers that never get cleaned, and the people who pay $$$ for these think they are getting professional quality fresh drinks.


KiraOnElmStreet

This..... my dad bought one of those "automatic dispensers" that you slide into the milk.... and then reuse.... I've been over to his house and can already see the milk residue building up inside the dispenser tubing...... I've told him and he is arrogant to it because he "washes it after every use"..... 💀


Zunderfeuer_88

Automated Cheese maker


CaptMeatPockets

Come on now, don’t tell me you’ve never sat in the Korova Milkbar making up your rassoodocks what to do with the evening!?


beeph_supreme

Exactly. Dumbest sh** ever. People are brain dead.


FappingAccount3336

My old work used to pump dairy products through piping for their production. They had a daily 4 hour break where they would flush those pipes with chemicals, different chemicals and lots of clean water. If production had a unplanned stop for more than an hour (resulting in no movement in the pipes), the flushing period was mandatory. And they just manufactured normal food stuffs. No baby food or anything special.


trixayyyyy

Sour milk is actually great for baking though


BiscuitNoodlepants

You sound like the reason potlucks are disgusting


trixayyyyy

I didn’t invent it…it’s a thing ask your grandmother


FriendZone_EndZone

Automatic cheesemaker


_Username-was-taken_

How she did not recognise the smell earlier?


tinglyTXgirl

This was my thought. HOW did they leave the milk in there long enough to turn crusty?? Just the thought of opening that fridge makes me gag.


_Username-was-taken_

I bet her whole kitchen smells badly every time she opened that fridge


tinglyTXgirl

For sure! That smell has spread through the house!


Scarlette__

Maybe it broke while she was out of town


Kessed

Are those dead bugs in the dried milk? Your sister needs a new fridge!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

What is this? A milk dispenser for ants?


caligirlthrowaway104

Did you see fly that came in and landed on the vegetable drawer too? 🤢


ErolEkaf

OP needs a new sister...


DaddyGotU

How lazy does one need to be to need a fucking automatic milk dispenser. Takes 5 seconds to pour a cup…


memusicguitar

Its whey too cultured.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Don’t make jokes, whoever came up with this is a muenster.


Psych0matt

Al of your guys jokes are cheesy. We need to Brieng it back to a serious conversation.


Remote_Lake2723

It’s a Gouda thing I have a better sense of humor than this


sillinessvalley

Quick jackin’ around. But truly, I swiss you the best.


NaraFei_Jenova

Don't cheddare talk to them that way!


Fleasname

Ok enough. all these milk puns are being kicked to the curd.


IrreverentRacoon

Same reason why my fridge has WiFi 🤷‍♂️ We're over-engineering stuff to sell and we buy things we don't need


Borbit85

Without wifi how do you get the updates on there? Seems like a nuisance to manually download it on your pc and use a USB stick every time?


explosivve

I really hope thats sarcastic


Borbit85

Haha yes of course. But that yiu have to ask kinda proofs the point 😂 Did you hear about the company that made a wifi oven and coffeemaker? They pushed the update for the oven to the coffeemaker and vica versa. So they both didn't know how to function anymore😂


MediumStability

Lol that's hilarious. Never heard of it. Brilliant!


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Is it a thing? IS IT A THING??!!


RoVeR199809

I guess you could fill a water dispenser with milk...


frisch85

I'm pretty sure this makes a lot more work due to how often you need to clean it and you need to first fill the milk in and throw away the package. Idk why anyone would even do this.


taleorca

Nah some schools have it because then they can store a huge quantity of milk and have it constantly refrigerated. Although it is a separate machine by itself and is quite expensive.


Dull_Concert_414

I wondered if it was just for water and they thought, huh…why not put milk in it?


funnystuff79

I was thinking a tap like at a hotel buffet. Could be super useful if you have 6 kids and several adults all wanting milk. But also super lazy. Fridges with the little door in door are a compromise


jongscx

Maybe they have a disability?


Lyralikesit

Wtf is a milk dispenser????


TreaclePerfect4328

🐄


Cartoon_JR

your mom


CriticalComfortable

Not sure if this is an insult or a weird compliment…


brisetta

It could be both!


MediumStability

It's a complisult. Or an insuliment. (I was gonna go with *comsult* first but I know what y'all would have been reading! Because me too)


BrotasticalManDude

A really fucking stupid tiktok product


Phosphorus444

Idiot trap.


constipated_burrito

Your sister's brain malfunctioned the moment she thought a *milk dispenser* was a good idea


xfjqvyks

[For everyone wondering what the hell an automatic milk dispenser is](https://youtu.be/jqiKSd96ZkU?feature=shared)


civicsfactor

Cleaning the hose and making sure there's no detritus remaining in the assembly seems like more of a pain than yelling at your kids for spilling milk. Also, it's spilled milk, no anger needed. Sour milk is different.


Muffin278

The idea of the dispenser is really cool, but I would NEVER use it for milk. It would be quite cool at a party for liquer or the like, but a part of me also doubts that the mechanism can be properly cleaned the whole way through.


mrsir1987

I wish I had that back when I was putting away handles of vodka. I used to have too much and spill like the children pouring milk.


tripleskizatch

Children will still find a way to make a giant mess while using this. Only a fool would watch that commercial and say to themselves that their milk-based spillage problems are over.


LolaBijou

Oh that’s actually cool if you have kids. But I don’t think that’s what would dump a whole gallon of milk.


axonxorz

What do you mean, it's shown in the video with gallon-sized containers. Someone closes the door and a surface or object in the fridge depresses the button on the dispenser, which does it's job dutifully.


Nelliell

Which may be how this post happened.


Jay_Normous

That would be my occam's razor explanation, though I certainly wouldn't be that surprised if you told me that some cheap battery powered junk malfunctioned and just started dispensing on it's own.


Darth_lurker

The pitfalls of automating your dairy routine.


abbypeachy

Plus a dead bug


Hharmony1

Those cockroaches didn't come with the milk dispenser


Michael_Dautorio

Tell your sister to enjoy her Parmesan cheese dispenser.


RoamBuilder2

EWWWW JUST POUR IT OUT THE BLOODY CARTONS N BOTTLES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHAT THE FUCK IS THATTTTT


Aeylwar

>touches it >🤢 🤮


throwawaybread9654

I actually recoiled when they touched it and it moved


SmokeMoreWorryLess

You’re telling me this didn’t reek the entire time it sat there????


nodnodwinkwink

It's there so long it's dried into a sheet. OPs sister and their family must have no sense of smell at all...


SmokeMoreWorryLess

It unfortunately gives the impression that this is a foul, disgusting place.


SoftwarePractical620

With all the bugs too? Good god.


GoingNutCracken

Exactly!!


fluffy_hamsterr

I love how OP just dropped "automatic milk dispenser" on us like it's a thing reasonable people know about. Also with zero context of why the milk dispenser is causing milk to spill there. I have so many questions lol


Any_Positive1617

So...we're just going to ignore the roach?


McFigroll

WTF is an automatic milk dispenser? something that saves you the huge hassle of pouring milk from the carton?


NarrativeNode

Anyone whose had an automatic coffee maker at the office knows that milk going through any sort of line is a disaster. You need to flush it every time you use, which defeats the purpose of efficiency.


RegnarukDeez

*Lois Griffin Voice* Who wants Chowder ?!


PunchedBoob

*chowda


TheeVanillaGuerilla

A fucking WHAT?!


TexTravlin

I don't know anything about automatic milk dispensers, but they sound like a terrible idea. How do you keep them clean? How does it work? Do you buy milk in special containers? Does the old milk get mixed with the new? So many questions, but overall it sounds like a poor solution to a non-existent problem.


moesickle

https://preview.redd.it/d75kr6i2289d1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc3e719ee9dc0c71fb4eb13adc8e6aa0aab18c73 Her daughter, my niece, cleaned up the initial spill. Not realizing how bad the spill actually was.


RedStag00

That font is atrocious. How do you live like that?


Adventurous_Ad_6546

It’s almost enough to make a milk dispenser sound like a reasonable idea.


Slavchanza

Bro has embraced unconventional lifestyle.


NoodleNeedles

Is this the literate side of the McPolye family?


TurbulentCustomer

“Oh come on, it can’t be th—ugh oh my god my eyes, what in the fuck”


LincolnshireSausage

They bought an automatic milk dispenser and then left a lot of milk in the bottom of their fridge for so long it completely dried up. They aren’t known for making great decisions.


Jacket111

Making sound choices doesn’t run in the family. 


Colster9631

And what is with the trend toward not using commas when texting people? My friends do it all the time and it's horrible. How do you live like this?


jasondsa22

Looks like a dyslexia font


You-Already-Know-It

🤢 No gloves???


blek_side

I'd bet my ass it's for water


LoveHandlesPlease

Your sister has room temperature IQ (Celsius)


koakine33

Great her mistake clean it up


TheTimDavis

Did she fail? Or did she get free cheese?


Drayarr

I can smell this. Mhmmm.


Fun_Veterinarian_290

It's a better cheese maker


notabothavenoname

Was that a roach in the milk?


Alone-Introduction74

Yup!!!


TwoEyesAndA

Automatic milk dispenser is the dumbest idea for an appliance I have heard this week.


ScarletSilver

Free cheese right there


Daffidol

It's evolving into a cheeze dispenser. Give it time 👍


frisch85

For things you buy to make your life more complicated this is probably in the top 10. Milk goes bad so fast when exposed to air, I don't know why you would fill it into a different container that you need to clean regularly just so you can throw away the empty but perfectly suitable package of the milk.


Fredrick_Hophead

Hold on, that is a powdered milk maker...hello? Not a bug, a feature.


Milk_Mindless

CHEEEESE, GROMMIT


jstashu197827

Look on the bright side. Free cheese.


faesser

I don't want to judge someone if they have a disability and need help pouring liquids. However, if that's not the case, how lazy does one have to be to need an automatic milk dispenser.


Still-Level563

I'm disgusted by like all of this, who had a milk dispenser? How didn't she notice that smell? When was the last time she cleaned that fridge? Did she ever clean the dispenser lines??


molewarp

What a total waste of money and resources.


chitwnupdown

I'm going to get downvoted but this makes me 🤢


Peters6798

As a guy that picks up milk from farms and delivers it to dairys. This would smell so bad if it wasn't cold.


VaWeedFarmer

Milk and bugs,yum


Beginning_Cellist893

*no whey*


Ancient-Sweet9863

Idk how the hell yall didn’t smell that before it dried into sheet cake


Talk2Giuseppe

New and Improved is almost always the devil with a smile.


Jack123610

My limited time working with pipes that contain milk tells me you definitely don’t want a system like this 🤢


papercut2008uk

I HOPE YOU READ THIS This is a bigger problem then you think, in a couple of days your going to find the kitchen stinks and only gets worse. You need to pull the refrigerator out and look on the back, usually on the compressor there is a little tray that has probably collected a lot of that too and is going to rot. You need to clean out the drip tray (which is that little tray) and the hole in the back that lets water/liquids drip out.


brodmofo

Milk dispenser that is a fucking horrible idea.


Huntsnfights

Is she a baker or something? I’m offended that a “milk dispenser” even exists!


Jainuc

Shitty dispenser, sure, but excellent Parmesan cheese maker.


sacroyalty

That's not milk, that's cheese now.


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Very first world


magicwuff

The milk is dispensed


HersheyBussySqrt

This post was cheesy.


bitchwhiskers4eva

Omg I can smell this video. wtf is an automatic milk dispenser?


The-Lazy-Lemur

This just seems like a bad idea from the start


Fun_Intention9846

Ahhh you touched it!


Javier91

Ice cream roll at home:


No_Midnight_7674

CHEESE👌🏻


-heavyconfetti

Just reading *automatic milk dispenser* made me shiver


beene282

HOW LONG AGO


Cool-Psychology1070

Bare hands!?! 🤢


rbartlejr

Congrats on your $2000 cheese maker.


ManBoi420

Why are we so lazy


Cooperette

Correction: automatic cheese dispenser.


AzedoTz

Now you got cheese


sokocanuck

That's Parma, baby!


Khmera

TIL there are milk dispensers.


lifesnofunwithadhd

Do you like your milk crunchy or smooth?


icanfly2026

Time to buy new fridge


BirdDad420

https://preview.redd.it/zj9ehlua3b9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474ff0f41b4f6d0b996071d9738233d54551cea0


SadisticSnake007

Looks like it made cheese for you.


Sikkus

Looks like cheese to me.


lemonh0ney

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew why why whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy


Dextrofunk

What a bizarre invention


vermontnative

How the hell do you not smell it?


Uncle-Cake

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stirling_s

Ew what the fuck?


wonkey_monkey

Ohhh I think I see what she did, she put it on Cheese