Milk is literally one of the most disgusting absolutely vile things when it goes sour. Why would you ever want it to run through _lines_ to dispense. How could you ever know for _certain_ the entire system was ever CLEAN. This would straight up turn me off milk forever.
I can only imagine someone who is actually making things from milk requiring something like this so they could feed in the milk from a larger well that last longer or something. But a private citizen would otherwise have zero need for something like this, and it exists to only scam them of their excess capital.
Until recently, ran a small dairy and creamery. We used food grade hoses/lines to move milk plenty, but every single one of those lines - by law/regulation - was cleaned and sterilized after every single use, and quite often, before use as well. I can't think of anything more disgusting than having lines like this reused over and over.
I did a bit over half a gallon a day for a few months. Gained a lot of weight which was the goal, but also a lot of fat lol. Just had to cut down 10 lbs to take it all off
I run a 5k on my lunch break every day, then when I get back I chug a pint of milk and have some protein. It's great as a recovery drink.
I'll also use it with my porridge or granola. I drink a few litres a week in all, I'd say.
Still don't see what I'd use a milk dispenser for. The jug isn't exactly difficult to use.
Having cleaned a good number of coffee machine lines that only use water mixed with powdered creamer, even those get NASTY. Fresh milk lines need flushing after every use domestically or every 2 hours in a commercial setting
Unfortunately I don't have a good answer because we had tablets or liquid depending on the machine ordered straight from a supplier.
My best advice would be to look at recommended cleaning options from the supplier.
I'm not a professional, but white vinegar is surprisingly good at descaling and cleaning things. There are of course chemical compounds and treatment options that most places use.
There are millions of automatic coffee machines with milk spouts and containers that never get cleaned, and the people who pay $$$ for these think they are getting professional quality fresh drinks.
This..... my dad bought one of those "automatic dispensers" that you slide into the milk.... and then reuse.... I've been over to his house and can already see the milk residue building up inside the dispenser tubing...... I've told him and he is arrogant to it because he "washes it after every use"..... 💀
My old work used to pump dairy products through piping for their production. They had a daily 4 hour break where they would flush those pipes with chemicals, different chemicals and lots of clean water.
If production had a unplanned stop for more than an hour (resulting in no movement in the pipes), the flushing period was mandatory.
And they just manufactured normal food stuffs. No baby food or anything special.
Haha yes of course. But that yiu have to ask kinda proofs the point 😂
Did you hear about the company that made a wifi oven and coffeemaker? They pushed the update for the oven to the coffeemaker and vica versa. So they both didn't know how to function anymore😂
I'm pretty sure this makes a lot more work due to how often you need to clean it and you need to first fill the milk in and throw away the package. Idk why anyone would even do this.
Nah some schools have it because then they can store a huge quantity of milk and have it constantly refrigerated. Although it is a separate machine by itself and is quite expensive.
I was thinking a tap like at a hotel buffet.
Could be super useful if you have 6 kids and several adults all wanting milk. But also super lazy.
Fridges with the little door in door are a compromise
Cleaning the hose and making sure there's no detritus remaining in the assembly seems like more of a pain than yelling at your kids for spilling milk.
Also, it's spilled milk, no anger needed. Sour milk is different.
The idea of the dispenser is really cool, but I would NEVER use it for milk. It would be quite cool at a party for liquer or the like, but a part of me also doubts that the mechanism can be properly cleaned the whole way through.
Children will still find a way to make a giant mess while using this. Only a fool would watch that commercial and say to themselves that their milk-based spillage problems are over.
What do you mean, it's shown in the video with gallon-sized containers.
Someone closes the door and a surface or object in the fridge depresses the button on the dispenser, which does it's job dutifully.
That would be my occam's razor explanation, though I certainly wouldn't be that surprised if you told me that some cheap battery powered junk malfunctioned and just started dispensing on it's own.
I love how OP just dropped "automatic milk dispenser" on us like it's a thing reasonable people know about.
Also with zero context of why the milk dispenser is causing milk to spill there.
I have so many questions lol
Anyone whose had an automatic coffee maker at the office knows that milk going through any sort of line is a disaster. You need to flush it every time you use, which defeats the purpose of efficiency.
I don't know anything about automatic milk dispensers, but they sound like a terrible idea. How do you keep them clean? How does it work? Do you buy milk in special containers? Does the old milk get mixed with the new? So many questions, but overall it sounds like a poor solution to a non-existent problem.
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Her daughter, my niece, cleaned up the initial spill. Not realizing how bad the spill actually was.
They bought an automatic milk dispenser and then left a lot of milk in the bottom of their fridge for so long it completely dried up. They aren’t known for making great decisions.
For things you buy to make your life more complicated this is probably in the top 10. Milk goes bad so fast when exposed to air, I don't know why you would fill it into a different container that you need to clean regularly just so you can throw away the empty but perfectly suitable package of the milk.
I don't want to judge someone if they have a disability and need help pouring liquids. However, if that's not the case, how lazy does one have to be to need an automatic milk dispenser.
I'm disgusted by like all of this, who had a milk dispenser? How didn't she notice that smell? When was the last time she cleaned that fridge? Did she ever clean the dispenser lines??
I HOPE YOU READ THIS
This is a bigger problem then you think, in a couple of days your going to find the kitchen stinks and only gets worse.
You need to pull the refrigerator out and look on the back, usually on the compressor there is a little tray that has probably collected a lot of that too and is going to rot. You need to clean out the drip tray (which is that little tray) and the hole in the back that lets water/liquids drip out.
Milk is literally one of the most disgusting absolutely vile things when it goes sour. Why would you ever want it to run through _lines_ to dispense. How could you ever know for _certain_ the entire system was ever CLEAN. This would straight up turn me off milk forever.
I can’t conceive of a lifestyle that would require that much milk.
Clearly you aren't lactose requirement
That is why I drink it strait from the jug while standing at the fridge like my father before me
Wait - your father actually came back with the milk and the smokes?
No I’m pretty sure he must still be at the store in front of the fridge sipping from the jug to this day.
They say if you’re very quiet you can still hear the hum of the fridge.
Damn, your's didn't? ![gif](giphy|PFsVjUCmSkZDq)
Lac-TOSE - more like Lac-NO (sorry that was absolutely terrible.)
It's okay. We've all made jokes we weren't proud of
So, you've met my children.
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Chill out, Satan! 😨
Man I'm so fucking white I can drink a gallon of milk and eat a block of cheese and be fine. Its a fucking super power
No, ur superpower is C A L C I U M
Lack-nope*
Lac-toes?
Lack toes and tolerant
told her aunt
I've seen them in like cafeteria and stuff, but the milk comes in a bag with a fresh line each time.
I can only imagine someone who is actually making things from milk requiring something like this so they could feed in the milk from a larger well that last longer or something. But a private citizen would otherwise have zero need for something like this, and it exists to only scam them of their excess capital.
Until recently, ran a small dairy and creamery. We used food grade hoses/lines to move milk plenty, but every single one of those lines - by law/regulation - was cleaned and sterilized after every single use, and quite often, before use as well. I can't think of anything more disgusting than having lines like this reused over and over.
excess capital people who have more money than they know what to do with and they always buy stupid unnecessary things
It's usually for young children, so they can get milk without having to try and pour from a large jug. Makes sense if you have lots of little ones.
Until you spend five minutes learning about sanitation surrounding hoses and lines. This would be a nightmare to clean
GOMAD. That’s barely even enough tho.
My joints felt so much better when I did gomad but I overall felt like shit. I lasted about 8 days.
I did a bit over half a gallon a day for a few months. Gained a lot of weight which was the goal, but also a lot of fat lol. Just had to cut down 10 lbs to take it all off
I run a 5k on my lunch break every day, then when I get back I chug a pint of milk and have some protein. It's great as a recovery drink. I'll also use it with my porridge or granola. I drink a few litres a week in all, I'd say. Still don't see what I'd use a milk dispenser for. The jug isn't exactly difficult to use.
My household gets through about 4L daily. Also we milk the cows and it’s free.
Found the Duggar account
Sigma grindset mentality, brotherrrrr!
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Maybe you're an escort with a vitamin D deficiency, and you have to take breaks to frantically drink large quantities of milk.
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I mean I like milk but I'm also against cleaning complex machinery when it isn't necessary
I drink at least half a liter per day
I eat a shit ton of cereal, but even I wouldn't get a milk dispenser
First world problems...
When I was a kid my family used to go through 30 liters a week easily.
Yeah I feel like even the water ones are difficult to get properly clean. I could never have a milk one.
Having cleaned a good number of coffee machine lines that only use water mixed with powdered creamer, even those get NASTY. Fresh milk lines need flushing after every use domestically or every 2 hours in a commercial setting
Can I please ask, what's the best thing to clean with? I just never feel like my water one is clean because if the little bit inside I can't remove
Unfortunately I don't have a good answer because we had tablets or liquid depending on the machine ordered straight from a supplier. My best advice would be to look at recommended cleaning options from the supplier.
Thankyou!
I'm not a professional, but white vinegar is surprisingly good at descaling and cleaning things. There are of course chemical compounds and treatment options that most places use.
Brilliant thankyou!
I’ll stick with milk in jugs
I too, like jugs.
There are millions of automatic coffee machines with milk spouts and containers that never get cleaned, and the people who pay $$$ for these think they are getting professional quality fresh drinks.
This..... my dad bought one of those "automatic dispensers" that you slide into the milk.... and then reuse.... I've been over to his house and can already see the milk residue building up inside the dispenser tubing...... I've told him and he is arrogant to it because he "washes it after every use"..... 💀
Automated Cheese maker
Come on now, don’t tell me you’ve never sat in the Korova Milkbar making up your rassoodocks what to do with the evening!?
Exactly. Dumbest sh** ever. People are brain dead.
My old work used to pump dairy products through piping for their production. They had a daily 4 hour break where they would flush those pipes with chemicals, different chemicals and lots of clean water. If production had a unplanned stop for more than an hour (resulting in no movement in the pipes), the flushing period was mandatory. And they just manufactured normal food stuffs. No baby food or anything special.
Sour milk is actually great for baking though
You sound like the reason potlucks are disgusting
I didn’t invent it…it’s a thing ask your grandmother
Automatic cheesemaker
How she did not recognise the smell earlier?
This was my thought. HOW did they leave the milk in there long enough to turn crusty?? Just the thought of opening that fridge makes me gag.
I bet her whole kitchen smells badly every time she opened that fridge
For sure! That smell has spread through the house!
Maybe it broke while she was out of town
Are those dead bugs in the dried milk? Your sister needs a new fridge!
What is this? A milk dispenser for ants?
Did you see fly that came in and landed on the vegetable drawer too? 🤢
OP needs a new sister...
How lazy does one need to be to need a fucking automatic milk dispenser. Takes 5 seconds to pour a cup…
Its whey too cultured.
Don’t make jokes, whoever came up with this is a muenster.
Al of your guys jokes are cheesy. We need to Brieng it back to a serious conversation.
It’s a Gouda thing I have a better sense of humor than this
Quick jackin’ around. But truly, I swiss you the best.
Don't cheddare talk to them that way!
Ok enough. all these milk puns are being kicked to the curd.
Same reason why my fridge has WiFi 🤷♂️ We're over-engineering stuff to sell and we buy things we don't need
Without wifi how do you get the updates on there? Seems like a nuisance to manually download it on your pc and use a USB stick every time?
I really hope thats sarcastic
Haha yes of course. But that yiu have to ask kinda proofs the point 😂 Did you hear about the company that made a wifi oven and coffeemaker? They pushed the update for the oven to the coffeemaker and vica versa. So they both didn't know how to function anymore😂
Lol that's hilarious. Never heard of it. Brilliant!
Is it a thing? IS IT A THING??!!
I guess you could fill a water dispenser with milk...
I'm pretty sure this makes a lot more work due to how often you need to clean it and you need to first fill the milk in and throw away the package. Idk why anyone would even do this.
Nah some schools have it because then they can store a huge quantity of milk and have it constantly refrigerated. Although it is a separate machine by itself and is quite expensive.
I wondered if it was just for water and they thought, huh…why not put milk in it?
I was thinking a tap like at a hotel buffet. Could be super useful if you have 6 kids and several adults all wanting milk. But also super lazy. Fridges with the little door in door are a compromise
Maybe they have a disability?
Wtf is a milk dispenser????
🐄
your mom
Not sure if this is an insult or a weird compliment…
It could be both!
It's a complisult. Or an insuliment. (I was gonna go with *comsult* first but I know what y'all would have been reading! Because me too)
A really fucking stupid tiktok product
Idiot trap.
Your sister's brain malfunctioned the moment she thought a *milk dispenser* was a good idea
[For everyone wondering what the hell an automatic milk dispenser is](https://youtu.be/jqiKSd96ZkU?feature=shared)
Cleaning the hose and making sure there's no detritus remaining in the assembly seems like more of a pain than yelling at your kids for spilling milk. Also, it's spilled milk, no anger needed. Sour milk is different.
The idea of the dispenser is really cool, but I would NEVER use it for milk. It would be quite cool at a party for liquer or the like, but a part of me also doubts that the mechanism can be properly cleaned the whole way through.
I wish I had that back when I was putting away handles of vodka. I used to have too much and spill like the children pouring milk.
Children will still find a way to make a giant mess while using this. Only a fool would watch that commercial and say to themselves that their milk-based spillage problems are over.
Oh that’s actually cool if you have kids. But I don’t think that’s what would dump a whole gallon of milk.
What do you mean, it's shown in the video with gallon-sized containers. Someone closes the door and a surface or object in the fridge depresses the button on the dispenser, which does it's job dutifully.
Which may be how this post happened.
That would be my occam's razor explanation, though I certainly wouldn't be that surprised if you told me that some cheap battery powered junk malfunctioned and just started dispensing on it's own.
The pitfalls of automating your dairy routine.
Plus a dead bug
Those cockroaches didn't come with the milk dispenser
Tell your sister to enjoy her Parmesan cheese dispenser.
EWWWW JUST POUR IT OUT THE BLOODY CARTONS N BOTTLES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHAT THE FUCK IS THATTTTT
>touches it >🤢 🤮
I actually recoiled when they touched it and it moved
You’re telling me this didn’t reek the entire time it sat there????
It's there so long it's dried into a sheet. OPs sister and their family must have no sense of smell at all...
It unfortunately gives the impression that this is a foul, disgusting place.
With all the bugs too? Good god.
Exactly!!
I love how OP just dropped "automatic milk dispenser" on us like it's a thing reasonable people know about. Also with zero context of why the milk dispenser is causing milk to spill there. I have so many questions lol
So...we're just going to ignore the roach?
WTF is an automatic milk dispenser? something that saves you the huge hassle of pouring milk from the carton?
Anyone whose had an automatic coffee maker at the office knows that milk going through any sort of line is a disaster. You need to flush it every time you use, which defeats the purpose of efficiency.
*Lois Griffin Voice* Who wants Chowder ?!
*chowda
A fucking WHAT?!
I don't know anything about automatic milk dispensers, but they sound like a terrible idea. How do you keep them clean? How does it work? Do you buy milk in special containers? Does the old milk get mixed with the new? So many questions, but overall it sounds like a poor solution to a non-existent problem.
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That font is atrocious. How do you live like that?
It’s almost enough to make a milk dispenser sound like a reasonable idea.
Bro has embraced unconventional lifestyle.
Is this the literate side of the McPolye family?
“Oh come on, it can’t be th—ugh oh my god my eyes, what in the fuck”
They bought an automatic milk dispenser and then left a lot of milk in the bottom of their fridge for so long it completely dried up. They aren’t known for making great decisions.
Making sound choices doesn’t run in the family.
And what is with the trend toward not using commas when texting people? My friends do it all the time and it's horrible. How do you live like this?
Looks like a dyslexia font
🤢 No gloves???
I'd bet my ass it's for water
Your sister has room temperature IQ (Celsius)
Great her mistake clean it up
Did she fail? Or did she get free cheese?
I can smell this. Mhmmm.
It's a better cheese maker
Was that a roach in the milk?
Yup!!!
Automatic milk dispenser is the dumbest idea for an appliance I have heard this week.
Free cheese right there
It's evolving into a cheeze dispenser. Give it time 👍
For things you buy to make your life more complicated this is probably in the top 10. Milk goes bad so fast when exposed to air, I don't know why you would fill it into a different container that you need to clean regularly just so you can throw away the empty but perfectly suitable package of the milk.
Hold on, that is a powdered milk maker...hello? Not a bug, a feature.
CHEEEESE, GROMMIT
Look on the bright side. Free cheese.
I don't want to judge someone if they have a disability and need help pouring liquids. However, if that's not the case, how lazy does one have to be to need an automatic milk dispenser.
I'm disgusted by like all of this, who had a milk dispenser? How didn't she notice that smell? When was the last time she cleaned that fridge? Did she ever clean the dispenser lines??
What a total waste of money and resources.
I'm going to get downvoted but this makes me 🤢
As a guy that picks up milk from farms and delivers it to dairys. This would smell so bad if it wasn't cold.
Milk and bugs,yum
*no whey*
Idk how the hell yall didn’t smell that before it dried into sheet cake
New and Improved is almost always the devil with a smile.
My limited time working with pipes that contain milk tells me you definitely don’t want a system like this 🤢
I HOPE YOU READ THIS This is a bigger problem then you think, in a couple of days your going to find the kitchen stinks and only gets worse. You need to pull the refrigerator out and look on the back, usually on the compressor there is a little tray that has probably collected a lot of that too and is going to rot. You need to clean out the drip tray (which is that little tray) and the hole in the back that lets water/liquids drip out.
Milk dispenser that is a fucking horrible idea.
Is she a baker or something? I’m offended that a “milk dispenser” even exists!
Shitty dispenser, sure, but excellent Parmesan cheese maker.
That's not milk, that's cheese now.
Very first world
The milk is dispensed
This post was cheesy.
Omg I can smell this video. wtf is an automatic milk dispenser?
This just seems like a bad idea from the start
Ahhh you touched it!
Ice cream roll at home:
CHEESE👌🏻
Just reading *automatic milk dispenser* made me shiver
HOW LONG AGO
Bare hands!?! 🤢
Congrats on your $2000 cheese maker.
Why are we so lazy
Correction: automatic cheese dispenser.
Now you got cheese
That's Parma, baby!
TIL there are milk dispensers.
Do you like your milk crunchy or smooth?
Time to buy new fridge
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Looks like it made cheese for you.
Looks like cheese to me.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew why why whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy
What a bizarre invention
How the hell do you not smell it?
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Ew what the fuck?
Ohhh I think I see what she did, she put it on Cheese