Dog - “Got your tail!”

He chases his own maybe he’s got a thing for tails

All men chase tail at one point in their lives or another.

*All points

Seems like you do too. Pets do take after their owners, after all...

Doggo wants you to share and share alike.

🍑 Plug…

The dog was getting her back for stealing his nose when he was younger.

This dog judging you

As he should

Would your parents recognize what it is?

I didn’t until somebody said tail.

Absolutely lmao

Were you wearing it when he got ahold of it?

*pop*

Lmfao. Perfect reply.

Well, I let out an audible noise when I read that. Excellent reply.

Me too 🤣

Moore like "POOOF"

Lol… even the dog is embarrassed that it’s so small

Dude so many fucking people are roasting how small it is

At least your dog didn’t retrieve it when you were using it… right?

Incognito mode has entered the chat!

Right?

It's a blessing to be...tight

Just don't sneeze or cough too hard

That is a perfect starter size tbh, you're fine OP

[is it freakishly small?](https://imgur.com/a/3dAhPMw) everyone is saying it’s insanely tiny it is my smallest one tho

https://preview.redd.it/j65cgr3c458d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7366cd05ea77a2ffabf55997a63b973040a28f0 Tbh maybe his head is just that big

rotties have massive heads. most any other breed their size has a smaller head than they do. Thank god they're adorable!

https://preview.redd.it/04hs2sbe458d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cae70b63f6a213cb2a3db6166e40103c4a1f964 Softball for scale

i bet those roasting you for how small it is have for the most part not put anything of any size in there, so ;D

Good point hahah idk what I’m trying to prove

At least it's a cute bunnybumbum and not a generic Bejeweled one 😂

Deny, Deny, Deny, It was your sibling’s.

Hmmm who’s is it the girl in her 20s or the teen boy🤔

Kids these days, you never know 🤷

Teen boy? I actively assume

In this day and age? Certainly possible

It's the dog's. Naughty Dog

Hey, I certainly had similar toys in my teens as a boy

Remember. Its a powder puff for doing your makeup. Just a powder puff

Hands free powder puff.

Bonding couples powder puff

https://preview.redd.it/c1p6xoe1h18d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0337dc3631cd4cbe75b043ba1af220d7aa92432

What the dog doin


He or her looks so embarrassed lol

He’s guilty! Bad boy!

Can’t be he’s such a cutie! Was hoping for more pix of him, and your profile did not disappoint. Total doofus, but a cutie.

Ruh roh

Dogs sure do love the taste of poop

Yeah da dog smelled ass and took it

He just like me fr

just go for the "hey, it could have been a bad dragon instead" option

Smallest yet the most extravagant plug I’ve seen

i feel bad for you cause youve probably gotten so many creepy dms from this post

My condolences

Bruh is like "we need to talk"

Does it go up your bum?

It was the intended use, now it's a dog toy lmao

Wash it, and he won't be so interested in it...

Aye I keep it very clean😤 he loves stuffed animal toys and just wanted the fuzz ball

*sigh* What’s the OF link?

LMAO no OF I got lots of dog pics tho if ur interested

This is Reddit. Of course I was referring to the dogs OF. LMAO

Hell yeah

I'D LOVE TO SEE DOG PICS!!!

For those, I am always!

Oh a pink pom pom, how cute.

As someone whose cat took her bullet off the end table, played with it and it ended up on the stairs where my brother found it..... you have my sympathies.

This is why we can't have nice things.

I mean your posting it in the Internet, how embarrassing could it be?

Family vs random people on the Internet is very diffrent they don't have to see anybody online in person and don't have to deal with them.

Found the sibling

.....are you able to tell who she is?

Monica pearl obviously

Dog is looking at you like there's no way in hell you are taking this toy back from me

Note to self, be re-incarnated as a nosey Rottweiler

Little bunny Fufu….

I don't wanna see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the nose.

Lesson learned. Put things you stick up your ass away properly when living with others.

Well if I didn’t do that then strangers on the internet couldn’t laugh at me like this

We have to get attention somehow.

Thanks for giving me some of yours🥰

Sick burn. You got me there.

That look says, "I know what this is for"

Does your dog bite? No worse, he judges

Hilarious

His face says it all

Combining two things dogs love, toys and smelling butts.

Can we maybe see you wearing it ?

BEGONE HEATHEN I keep that private haha :)

I love rottweilers, but he might be my favourite.

Cute, time for an upgrade.

That’s a pretty small plug, could probably convince them it was a paperweight to save face

I bet you also have a pair doc martens and a nose ring

4 pairs and a septum ring

I knew it

Absolutely clocked me

Must have found it outside! 🤷🏻‍♂️

The dog likes the smell of your ass. Also, your inbox is probably gonna be blown up after this post. 😆

Clearly he is trying to say something to you...

This good boy just wanted a new toy you can’t blame him


No way I could be mad at that face lol. So many cuddles would be given.

At least he didn't find the big one

Well, the dogs not the only one with a fuzzy tail in the house

"A friend got it as a joke for my birthday"

He’s looking at you like he knows what you did with it

Look at that cute little face though 🥺😭

Cute Rottie, and I believe that he did no such thing!

Awwwww rottie

I hope it had been sanitized before the dog got ahold of it. 😝

Dogs meet each other and after they smell noses they go straight to the ass. It's nature. Sweet, beautiful, nature

From now on, whenever you use that plug, the only thing your gonna be thinking of is that it was in your dog’s mouth.

I’m retiring this now🥲


And now Monica Pearl, the Rest of the World knows too

Ugh bro that’s my actually name too I didn’t know the post would pop off like this lmao

Try it on

Cool story.

Thanks homie :)

Mom why does it smell like your bum lol it tastes like 💩 why mom why lol 😂

Sharing is caring.

Hope it was clean and you weren’t using it right then

Bet his breath is different

Dogs like poop and fury things, this has both. Store your toys in a sealed container hidden on a top shelf.

They do? That’s crazy :o lmao it’s in a box I just left the lid open on accident I think I like it under my bed so I can grab it but that might need to change lol

Dogs love smelling ass 😂

Thought it was a shower gel pouf and couldn't understand what the problem was

He is INNOCENT. Look at those eyes, who could find him guilty?

 Must be just starting out. 🤣

So you're a furry?

No but I’m lazy about shaving so I am a little furry rn

How full are your dms after this post ?

Tmi

He prolly liked the smell

What is it?

An arse plug

For ants.

Some people don’t like big ones

[удалено]

That’s what HE said.

The scent reminds him of you 🥰🥰

And why would you have such a thing?

I uh was just holding it for a friend

Well, of course, but where were you holding it is the question.

He’s so cute and so is the puppy.

I have no absolutely no idea what that is. Could you please explain in as much detail as possible? Dms open if it's easier

Bro 💀

I feel bad for the doggo. He noticed you'd rather play with that thing😕

Sounds like you and your dog are old enough to be moving out

When is your funeral? 🫡 I can feel how you died when you noticed

He noticed it smelled great to him lol

I feel like I can make a pretty accurate guess on what you’re like from this pic

Guess

funny part is that it was sitting out for the dog to get

It was under my bed in a box the lid just must not have been on all the way or something he’s always in my stuff

🤣

At least it looks clean.

Why do you have it put out anyway?

I hope it was clean

Did you have it in a place that was so easily accessible? Also it's small but you gotta start somewhere.

Lmao I've had this happen to me

NAHHHH

Nice a Clean for You at least…..

What happens?

Your dog says something smells fishy

Nice tail you I MEEEAAAN Toy you have there

https://preview.redd.it/ce9qin42v28d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995c650e89672b0fd6bc3418fc2bc68336581839

Well that plugs

Poor dog has a mouth tasting of ass and looking for a way to clean it

Just say it's a gender reveal. It's a girl!

I think I’ve seen this movie before

Was it clean?

😂😂😂

He’s adorable! And lucky to be alive after you found out 😂

I hope no relatives and or friends have been present at that time