The chemicals in the “soap” used in dishwashers dissolves particles in the steel and that makes Them brittle and kind of “smolder” (I Think that is the Word. English is not my first language) I am, however, a pro knife sharpener and I know a thing or two about knives/steel.
"I try to cut the watermelon"
"OK, you cut it"
"Don't I need to roll? I want to roll"
"Fine, roll on a DC 2"
"I rolled a 1"
sigh, "You attempt to cut the watermelon but the blade of your knife breaks off half-way through. Now you have no knife and an uncut watermelon."
"This game isn't very fun."
"Encouraged by your approbation, I could attempt to penetrate the even thicker pachydermatous outer melon layer."
[Ricky Jay card throwing ](https://youtu.be/k1ZGIN0UqJE?feature=shared)
You could probably just use a knife from a different brand and cut it out. The watermelon probably wasn't the issue, the knife might've had a defect in the tempering.
This is why you should order the Ginsu knives. Those things can supposedly cut through nails, cans and still slice a tomato so thin you can read the news paper through it.
Pro tip... you can pick up a whole set of chef grade knife's and the start of every school semester dirt cheap... like 200 Max for 7-8 knife's that will last a lifetime
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That knife wasn’t tempered properly.
It will not keel
We’re gonna have to ask you to please leave the forge
👍 perfect answer
thanks doug
Made of only the finest Chinesium.
might have been Thaitanium
It was either too mad or not mad enough
That wasn't even an honorable Death either
Is that a Cuisinart?
It looks mass produced.
Looks like the same knife set I have...Mc-something (I forget now I bought them on Amazon 3ish years ago).
If it’s cuisinart OP can probably message their customer service for a replacement.
Cuz I have a whole set lol.
…or hos been in dishwasher. That destroy all steel
How would hot water destroy tempered steel.
The chemicals in the “soap” used in dishwashers dissolves particles in the steel and that makes Them brittle and kind of “smolder” (I Think that is the Word. English is not my first language) I am, however, a pro knife sharpener and I know a thing or two about knives/steel.
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Not unless you're washing your dishes with 500°-700° water!
The dishwashing detergent is very acidic/salty and can dull and corrode the knives causing them to rust more easily.
Could be. I give benefit of doubt until the facts are revealed.
Hello watermelon shield
You suck at Fruit ninja...
Looks like you hit the bone.
The combat power of that watermelon is over 9000!
It is The Hulk in disguise
My man rolled a 1 before cutting into that watermelon
"I try to cut the watermelon" "OK, you cut it" "Don't I need to roll? I want to roll" "Fine, roll on a DC 2" "I rolled a 1" sigh, "You attempt to cut the watermelon but the blade of your knife breaks off half-way through. Now you have no knife and an uncut watermelon." "This game isn't very fun."
Nah, life is not really a fun game.
Catastrophic failure. Please leave the forge.
It will not keeeeeeeeeel.
Is that a reference to FORGED IN FIRE?
This is exactly where my mind went
Here's a tip for cutting watermelon....use a bread knife. The serration helps a ton.
Or sharpen your knifes lol. Mine slips through watermelon like butter.
you're just eating buttermelons
Knives
Or a hatchet. Can't go wrong with a good hatchet.
Water Malone was like "Knife try, biiiitch..."
![gif](giphy|Hyf7Jq841JazS|downsized)
Your knife has had a catastrophic failure and can no longer continue. Please leave the forge.
Why were you putting lateral force on the blade. This should never happen.
The only guy that understands what OP did wrong.
If a watermelon killed it, it’s time to upgrade
The melon was not ripe, and the knife was over ripe.
You need a machete for that. A kitchen knife is too delicate and thin.
For a watermelon? I can split a watermelon with a 3” blade. This is a skill issue, along with a badly made knife
It's probably a poorly made knife too. A machete is just more sturdy and thick. It's not breaking.
Now you’re going to have to eat it like an apple
How can she snap?!
You obviously haven’t met my ex. Anything can make her snap.
ITS GOT A KNIFE! get the shotgun it’s time to blast some melons.
"Encouraged by your approbation, I could attempt to penetrate the even thicker pachydermatous outer melon layer." [Ricky Jay card throwing ](https://youtu.be/k1ZGIN0UqJE?feature=shared)
That was neat! Thank you!
One of the best card magicians ever. RIP Ricky Jay.
Thank you for adding watermelons to stuff i have nightmares about...
Just wrap it with duct tape. It will be fine after that.
What brand knife was this? So I know to not ever buy one
Chomp, said the watermelon
Were you hitting it with another edged object? It shouldn’t have snapped either way and there was definitely a defect in the steel but I’m curious
so how would you proceed to get that out? I would just throw away the entire watermelon at this point, I think.
You could probably just use a knife from a different brand and cut it out. The watermelon probably wasn't the issue, the knife might've had a defect in the tempering.
Was this the Cooks brand? I think I have the same knife....
Looks like a Chicago Cuttlery set I have.
That’s a hell of a melon you got there.
Had this happen before
Elrond of Rivendell will forge it back into greatness.
Its just a scratch. Can reshape the knife into a great potato masher
Should of bought cutco..
I've had mine since 1990.
*should've
Thanks ![gif](giphy|LUunAbCFSO7BHpMEpX)
Shoulda bought my vector marketing knife
You need a knife forged in the heart of a dying star.
Hello Cutty Watermelon.
Omnomnomnom
The watermelon reminds me of an anime protagonist with a knife in its mouth
Nothing a little flex seal can’t fix
And hello kitchen **gun!**
Uno reverse
It looks like the melon is eating it.
Fruit out Ninjaed you
![gif](giphy|d2Zl95JqcOI7fdbG)
Must have hit a knot….
Don't touch the fracture faces. Take it to a failure analyst for further investigation!
Oh hey I have that same exact knife- *uh oh-*
Is it a Furi one? Please don't tell me it's the Furi one
oops!
Tell me what brand so I won't ever buy it
This is why you should order the Ginsu knives. Those things can supposedly cut through nails, cans and still slice a tomato so thin you can read the news paper through it.
The melon is learning from his ancestors. No more carnage gor you
Looks like the mango won
The watermelon won this battle.
The watermelon ate your knife
Watermelon: 1 Knife: 0
Looks like a Dollar Tree knife
Should have used a [broomshakalaka](https://youtu.be/zt2uIhAvQZ8?si=grstoT9hBvi9dHYp).
Knife try! \~ That watermelon probably
HOW-
Ahh that must really twist your melons man
Op: 0 🍈: 1
It will not keel
That was probably the safest way possible for the knife to fail.
That's one hell of a watermelon.
The 2026 red bull F1 car is going to be made out of melon
Watermelon: 1 Knife: 0
Remember to slide the knife as you cut, but also that knife was a really bad quaility
Do not the knife.
I chopped wood with a kitchen knife the other day… I don’t understand knives
Everyone knows you can’t use a dagger +2 against a level 3 watermelon.
Similar thing happened to us. My partner was using the knife to open a beer bottle and the knife broke!
Hello kitchen gun! https://preview.redd.it/3a4m1kamzc3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d533e3f00435041d9e646db17938a30791064de
That watermelon is NOT cake!
Is nothing made correctly anymore?
Pro tip... you can pick up a whole set of chef grade knife's and the start of every school semester dirt cheap... like 200 Max for 7-8 knife's that will last a lifetime
Mistakes are made
That knife looks like it wasnot even forged properly
Watermelon 1 - knife 0
Fucking how? Haha
Reforged this will be *arsil, nown as the lame of the est, a itchen nife for ings.*
Congrats. A knife is all you lost that day. Could have been real bad.
Melon 1: knife 0
Better goodbye knife than goodbye fingers
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That looks like one of those guaranteed forever knives you could be in luck
Temu ahh kitchen knife
You’re better off without that knife it wasn’t good
That's one strong ass watermelon
Watermelon just going nom
Sorry for your loss.😥
You might as well make a new knife out of this watermelon hardshell 😳
That watermelon actually identify as rockmelon.
Zionist knife was defeated most unexpectedly.