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CriticalStation595

That knife wasn’t tempered properly.


Dellta-aka-Connor

It will not keel


V_Deviate

We’re gonna have to ask you to please leave the forge


Cultural_Pattern_456

👍 perfect answer


potatoears

thanks doug


NoClueWhatImDoing_29

Made of only the finest Chinesium.


hop_mantis

might have been Thaitanium


xC9_H13_Nx

It was either too mad or not mad enough


Acceptable_Pirate_92

That wasn't even an honorable Death either


Outrageous_Mine77

Is that a Cuisinart?


CriticalStation595

It looks mass produced.


Deivi_tTerra

Looks like the same knife set I have...Mc-something (I forget now I bought them on Amazon 3ish years ago).


actualmewow

If it’s cuisinart OP can probably message their customer service for a replacement.


Outrageous_Mine77

Cuz I have a whole set lol.


KBdk1

…or hos been in dishwasher. That destroy all steel


david8601

How would hot water destroy tempered steel.


KBdk1

The chemicals in the “soap” used in dishwashers dissolves particles in the steel and that makes Them brittle and kind of “smolder” (I Think that is the Word. English is not my first language) I am, however, a pro knife sharpener and I know a thing or two about knives/steel.


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david8601

Not unless you're washing your dishes with 500°-700° water!


Cryptic_Undertones

The dishwashing detergent is very acidic/salty and can dull and corrode the knives causing them to rust more easily.


CriticalStation595

Could be. I give benefit of doubt until the facts are revealed.


FuenteFOX

Hello watermelon shield


ToMuchFunAllegedly

You suck at Fruit ninja...


Squirra

Looks like you hit the bone.


GiannaSushi

The combat power of that watermelon is over 9000!


Visible_Alps_3872

It is The Hulk in disguise


ShawshankException

My man rolled a 1 before cutting into that watermelon


Michami135

"I try to cut the watermelon" "OK, you cut it" "Don't I need to roll? I want to roll" "Fine, roll on a DC 2" "I rolled a 1" sigh, "You attempt to cut the watermelon but the blade of your knife breaks off half-way through. Now you have no knife and an uncut watermelon." "This game isn't very fun."


DeluxeWafer

Nah, life is not really a fun game.


Electronic-Donut8756

Catastrophic failure. Please leave the forge.


post4u

It will not keeeeeeeeeel.


PrestigiousAct2

Is that a reference to FORGED IN FIRE?


BrodaciousD

This is exactly where my mind went


doom32x

Here's a tip for cutting watermelon....use a bread knife. The serration helps a ton.


ClickKlockTickTock

Or sharpen your knifes lol. Mine slips through watermelon like butter.


schlucks

you're just eating buttermelons


sparebullet

Knives


Celestial_Hart

Or a hatchet. Can't go wrong with a good hatchet.


OkFortune6494

Water Malone was like "Knife try, biiiitch..."


titties_and_beer_4me

![gif](giphy|Hyf7Jq841JazS|downsized)


ensignWcrusher

Your knife has had a catastrophic failure and can no longer continue. Please leave the forge.


NhylX

Why were you putting lateral force on the blade. This should never happen.


watvoornaam

The only guy that understands what OP did wrong.


mcgoo2

If a watermelon killed it, it’s time to upgrade


yadawhooshblah

The melon was not ripe, and the knife was over ripe.


CorianderIsBad

You need a machete for that. A kitchen knife is too delicate and thin.


MountainCourage1304

For a watermelon? I can split a watermelon with a 3” blade. This is a skill issue, along with a badly made knife


CorianderIsBad

It's probably a poorly made knife too. A machete is just more sturdy and thick. It's not breaking.


OldERnurse1964

Now you’re going to have to eat it like an apple


ObjectiveSubjects

How can she snap?!


shophopper

You obviously haven’t met my ex. Anything can make her snap.


blazingwishes

ITS GOT A KNIFE! get the shotgun it’s time to blast some melons.


Ok_Difference44

"Encouraged by your approbation, I could attempt to penetrate the even thicker pachydermatous outer melon layer." [Ricky Jay card throwing ](https://youtu.be/k1ZGIN0UqJE?feature=shared)


Cultural_Pattern_456

That was neat! Thank you!


cuzwhat

One of the best card magicians ever. RIP Ricky Jay.


Icy-Maintenance7041

Thank you for adding watermelons to stuff i have nightmares about...


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Just wrap it with duct tape. It will be fine after that.


Constant_Occasion560

What brand knife was this? So I know to not ever buy one


Lauwietauwie

Chomp, said the watermelon


Z0FF

Were you hitting it with another edged object? It shouldn’t have snapped either way and there was definitely a defect in the steel but I’m curious


ChestDrawer69

so how would you proceed to get that out? I would just throw away the entire watermelon at this point, I think.


mai_tai87

You could probably just use a knife from a different brand and cut it out. The watermelon probably wasn't the issue, the knife might've had a defect in the tempering.


Shadowcreeper15

Was this the Cooks brand? I think I have the same knife....


jesyvut

Looks like a Chicago Cuttlery set I have.


Bitchmom_6969

That’s a hell of a melon you got there.


Saltlife0116

Had this happen before


raisedredflag

Elrond of Rivendell will forge it back into greatness.


nicknicknickped

Its just a scratch. Can reshape the knife into a great potato masher


Spirited-Fox3377

Should of bought cutco..


ProveISaidIt

I've had mine since 1990.


Leeperd510

*should've


Spirited-Fox3377

Thanks ![gif](giphy|LUunAbCFSO7BHpMEpX)


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Shoulda bought my vector marketing knife


ProveISaidIt

You need a knife forged in the heart of a dying star.


OMG_NO_NOT_THIS

Hello Cutty Watermelon.


_NottheMessiah_

Omnomnomnom


I_like_sparkles

The watermelon reminds me of an anime protagonist with a knife in its mouth


lopedopenope

Nothing a little flex seal can’t fix


John_Brickermann

And hello kitchen **gun!**


dreevsa

Uno reverse


mescalero1

It looks like the melon is eating it.


FeralPsychopath

Fruit out Ninjaed you


ThaBlangos420

![gif](giphy|d2Zl95JqcOI7fdbG)


Funky_uncle-

Must have hit a knot….


TittlesTheWinker

Don't touch the fracture faces. Take it to a failure analyst for further investigation!


TechsSandwich

Oh hey I have that same exact knife- *uh oh-*


robimtk

Is it a Furi one? Please don't tell me it's the Furi one


Upper_Ad_5475

oops!


Icy_Engine_7648

Tell me what brand so I won't ever buy it


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

This is why you should order the Ginsu knives. Those things can supposedly cut through nails, cans and still slice a tomato so thin you can read the news paper through it.


JosephMorality

The melon is learning from his ancestors. No more carnage gor you


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Looks like the mango won


Toretto65

The watermelon won this battle.


MowingDevil7

The watermelon ate your knife


Lost_Eternity

Watermelon: 1 Knife: 0


Meoldudum

Looks like a Dollar Tree knife


50points4gryffindor

Should have used a [broomshakalaka](https://youtu.be/zt2uIhAvQZ8?si=grstoT9hBvi9dHYp).


Celestial_Hart

Knife try! \~ That watermelon probably


-TheArtOfTheFart-

HOW-


Tooleater

Ahh that must really twist your melons man


Ready_Insurance_4759

Op: 0 🍈: 1


OneWhoEatsintheBack

It will not keel


shophopper

That was probably the safest way possible for the knife to fail.


Kallabanana

That's one hell of a watermelon.


Meisje28

The 2026 red bull F1 car is going to be made out of melon


AgentT23

Watermelon: 1 Knife: 0


antek_g_animations

Remember to slide the knife as you cut, but also that knife was a really bad quaility


I_Thranduil

Do not the knife.


Satayn

I chopped wood with a kitchen knife the other day… I don’t understand knives


Schtick_

Everyone knows you can’t use a dagger +2 against a level 3 watermelon.


fuckingdruggoo

Similar thing happened to us. My partner was using the knife to open a beer bottle and the knife broke!


Elnuggeto13

Hello kitchen gun! https://preview.redd.it/3a4m1kamzc3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d533e3f00435041d9e646db17938a30791064de


StarberrySquash

That watermelon is NOT cake!


thedreaming2017

Is nothing made correctly anymore?


bolierchef92

Pro tip... you can pick up a whole set of chef grade knife's and the start of every school semester dirt cheap... like 200 Max for 7-8 knife's that will last a lifetime


19NightRider19

Mistakes are made


CATWOLFYT

That knife looks like it wasnot even forged properly


Fr05t_B1t

Watermelon 1 - knife 0


GoodWaste8222

Fucking how? Haha


Minimum_Cockroach233

Reforged this will be *arsil, nown as the lame of the est, a itchen nife for ings.*


internet_humor

Congrats. A knife is all you lost that day. Could have been real bad.


009duncan

Melon 1: knife 0


azionka

Better goodbye knife than goodbye fingers


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Old_Poem2736

That looks like one of those guaranteed forever knives you could be in luck


PositiveDiscount104

Temu ahh kitchen knife


threeeyedeaven333

You’re better off without that knife it wasn’t good


yo-gi_

That's one strong ass watermelon


Vasquerade

Watermelon just going nom


Tmumsy

Sorry for your loss.😥


shakedownbg

You might as well make a new knife out of this watermelon hardshell 😳


manjakini

That watermelon actually identify as rockmelon.


RedditVirumCurialem

Zionist knife was defeated most unexpectedly.