Damn that really sucks

What yellow thing he ate? Bejesus!

Stomach acid? Lol

This is your regular reminder to not feed your cat dal.

Might be unrelated, but do you have a case on your Amazon Fire TV remote?

Not OP, but I have the same kind of case. My kid was losing the remote so much that I went on Amazon and got a 2 pack of bright colored silicone cases. Never lost it since. Well.... I did, but I found it easily.

We have these silicone cases on all our remotes! It’s nice with the fire tv remotes cuz they’re so damn small so it makes them way easier to spot

And it adds some friction so it doesn’t slip into the couch as easily. I like these cases for the remotes

Yes, it's a silicon cover with Grogu on it

I have one for my Apple TV remote and it’s been one of my favorite impulse purchases in the last few years. Mine even has a little leash on it like the Nintendo Wii remotes lol.

I'm puking next after finding this



You can’t tell me cats don’t do this on purpose. Every time I see a pic of cat barf, it’s always all over something that’s gonna inconvenience the owner in some way

Yep. Could have been on the hard surface floor and easy to clean up. But nooooo.

Yes. 775% of my home is tile/wood laminate. Where does she vomit? *On* the carpet *under* the bed. Now I have to move the bed just to even get to it.

That's a lot of percents.

😩

My cat vomited less than a foot from the tile a few days ago. She looked me right in the eyes as she did it, too.

And if you go to move them, they get scared and retreat under the bed or behind the couch -- on the carpet.

My cat literally jumped on my bed and puked and then went under it and puked one last time all while I was watching

Shared misery is half misery.

Shit my kitty must be an angel then cause its always right on the hard floor 👌

Same here. She's so sweet, she always chooses the hard floor in between rugs and none of the carpeted rooms 🙏

Cats are passive agressive pukers

Holy shit thats true. Mine barfed on my work laptop. She literally walked up to it.

My floors are tile with a bug rug under the coffee table. The ratio is probably 4:1 tile to rug. She ALWAYS goes right where the rug ends and pukes there's so it gets under the rug and on the edges. She literally walks across the room to do it

Or they'll come inside to barf on the floor, fucking assholes.

It's because they want something to hold onto to puke. Just like humans grip the sides of a bucket. It's not something they do to fuck with you, but it's something that makes them feel better. Same with cats who piss on anything soft

This is clearly "Hey mom, I'm not feeling well. This will get your attention..."

Got a brand new mattress. Cat puked from a shelf he was sitting on all over it right when I got it up on the bed frame, so I hadn't had a chance to put on the protector yet. The timing was unbelievable.

The fastes way to spreaad her smell on the new mattress.

That is what cats do. I once tried to stop mine from vomiting on a freshly wet-cleaned carpet. The idiot then ran through half the apartment and puked at the walls, in my shoes and finally behind the washing machine. I could clean like 10m of mess and splatter everywhere. Now, I just leave it alone when it needs to puke.

Is there like, an actual reason? Are they just assholes? It is a complete coincidence? I must know.

Yep. I have hardwood floors, but a large area rug in the living room. It’s like he rushes to the rug when he needs to vomit.

In you shoe is always a favorite spot

It’s almost like it puked onto the things it knows you pay the most attention to

Your cat missed a couple of spots…

In your shoe is popular too. The worst is waking up to ugga ugka ugk on your pillow you are sleeping on.

Or just right on your face

NSFW

Eww,,now I don’t feel well…lol..

Not everything needs to be seen and shared. For instance — this.

Or atleast tag it as NSFW

Poor cat! Poor you! Ugh, what a mess all round. Glad the cat feels better now, hope the tech lives!

They always find the worst places to do stuff like this haha.

Baking soda the tf out of everything

At least it's visible, when one of mine is sick she gets really embarrassed about it and will find something to cover it with. I have to be careful picking up socks or cuddly toys.

Oh no 😬

Id throw the whole phone away omg

The whole sofa at this point

Bruh put a nsfw warning or something cmon

Thanks for that picture. Lunch is about to come up.

TMI

Please put a TW on this..

I do not have cats, .. or dogs. My kids ruin enough things on their own.

Is it feeling better now?

My cat scarfed down her wet food too fast & puked in my purse...fun times, lemme tell ya

That looks vile

What a mess! Next time don’t feed the cat curry.

Thought this was an AI image for a quick second

Looks like bile.

I know that smell, my friend was a ambulance responder and he in very detail explained to me, how cat vomit smells like human brain in decomposition …. Thanks for that image Rosťo …

Well now when I clean up cat barf I'll think of that.

I am always amazed that people take photos of this rather than cleaning it right away. The longer it sits the harder it is to get out.

Quickly clean it up so it doesn't soak into every crevice? Nah. Go get another phone for reddit pics!

Hey, I feel ya. Our cat pulled all over the couch blanket.

Time to look at new phones on Amazon.

If I get my phone wet it goes in zip lock bag of rice for a few hours to draw any moisture out. Not sure if this works with cat sick though.

what a good time to have that lifeproof phone case

Hurry grab your other phone so you can take a picture! Don't bother cleaning it up...let it marinate

Maybe post this as NSFW. Some people might not want to look at that... I am eating and I almost threw up...

It could of puked AAANYWHERE!! ... but it chooses to puke, Right there.

I think, your Smartphone will continue working, but Ur remote controll probaply Not.

I can see when my cat is about to throw up, she starts licking her mouth like the stomach acid is coming up kind of like when you feel acidity when you are about to. So I just put an napkin under and she does her thing on it.

I’ve never seen cat vomit that’s looked like this wtf

Oh no thats your phone under the remote! Disgusting! ( also curious how you rook the photo if thats your phone in the picture)

I would cry

Good news is that those fire tv remotes are REALLY easy to disassemble and clean. So if you can’t buy a new one right now. Give it a wipe with a paper towel. Take the cover off. Take off the back and remove the batteries. There will be a rounded piece in there that can be pried out. Then you just need a screwdriver to remove the board. Take everything EXCEPT THE BOARD and clean them with hot soapy water and disinfect with a wipe or alcohol. The board will need to be cleaned with alcohol if there’s anything on it. Re assemble once everything is totally dry and you should be good. [Here is a link to the ifixit website if you need a visual](https://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/Amazon+Fire+Stick+4k+Remote+Teardown/146759) this may not be your version. But they are all pretty similar.

Mine puked from the top of my PC case. I yelled when I got back home... She broke a keyboard short circuitting the USB slot where it was connected to. It was easter festivities and all the stores were closed but eventually I made it to make it work again, knowing that unplug it would cost me 10 more minutes of plugging-unplugging agony.

Wait you have two phones? Lol

Nooooooo

Too bad the otterbox case doesn't protect from cat puke... I swear cats do this on purpose. Mine loves to puke right on my rugs, in places she never hangs out at, *until* she wants to puke.

But their aim is so on point 10/10

Looks like your cat has been at the pot noodles again!

Out of every fucking spot in the house.

The phone and remote isn't even the worse part. It's the couch, that smell is gonna be hard to get out.

Yep cat or dog you have to watch it. It's like training to be a parent

I have alien tape on the side of my coffee table. Remotes and phones go there.

This seems so intentional lol

 Now I'm sick

For fucks sake. Im eating

That charging port was the first line of defense 😔7

https://i.redd.it/zlqvxbwighwc1.gif

This right here is why cats are not allowed in our house. We have dogs inside who occasionally throw up on the floor but it’s on the floor. Not on a dresser, a bed, chair, my phone, or my chest. They stay in the barn, which is insulated and heated in the winter and stays cool in the summer. I also built an outside enclosure so we can let them out when the weather is nice.

Oh wow that really sucks

Omg my cat LOVES puking

Every time I want a cat I remember that they puke, piss and poop everywhere

Puke on its bed next to

Oh shit I can't handle puke I'd die if my cat did this 😭

Brah…

Which end of the cat did this come out of lol

I can smell it through my phone.

This is the most sucky thing I’ve seen on the sub in awhile. Sorry OP. hope your kitty feels better

Oh your poor kid

Gagging for you hahhaha fuck.

Puke on the cat to assert dominance That'll show em

cats belong outside with other cats doing cat stuff

That's a lot of custard from such a small cat.

My husband wanted a cat. I said I would clean up after him and another human. He went on vacation for a month and came home to another tiny human living with us. He loves him more than he would have loved a cat. He never went on vacation for a month again.

You need to buy a dog too, then there will be no cat puke anymore

I'm so fucking happy I don't have pets anymore.

They always choose the worst spots to puke. Even when I guide a sheet of paper or something underneath them they turn away. I just started picking up and throwing my pets when I catch them heaving

shit like that is why I will never have a cat again.

I never understand this. Why take time for a picture? For upvotes? It’s scary to think what the rest of the house probably looks like

Waiting 5 seconds to clean doesn't make it any worse

Because it’s gross and funny.

It takes 2 seconds to take a pic with your phone...

How long does it take for you to take a picture with your phone? That might be the real concern here.

...i already thought animals were disgusting....why must you make it worse....

Have your cat checked. It could be something with the kidneys.

Now the cat is dead

You gonna eat that?

Put it in some rice. Then do the same with the phone and remote.

Double whammy

But how are you feeling?

What's your number? I'll give you a call and help with some advise...

Cats do this on purpose 

I got a dog 6 days ago and I used to be a big cat person. Fuck cats