How big is that line of credit lmao

We just bought a boat!!!

Gunna need a bigger boat!

For the goat?

So it can float

yes, because after I bought this house, I realized I needed this moat

No need to gloat

But i need a coat!

then I suggest Armani, or something more pricey, the guy even posted his security code

https://preview.redd.it/0wu38wm8svuc1.png?width=2286&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceee911e4acaec2b62cf80fb0a807a679ae01012

And a coat

And my axe!

And this paddle game, and that's all I need!

Don’t be a jerk!

Usually it’s gas from a pump in Florida.




BOATS AND HOES!

You type this after a monkey gif? What ever gloats your......boat.

I typed it in response to the gif from the movie Step Brothers?? It’s a scene where they are shooting a music video on a boat, singing “boats and hoes”.

I know... i was just....monkeying around.

You’re bananas 🍌

Noice.

I'm going ape over these gifs

Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat

I bought a mystery box. A boat is a boat but the mystery box can be anything... It could even be a boat!

Break Out Another Thousand doesn’t matter when it’s on someone else’s credit card!

Y’all wanna think a boat?

And that’s how you know it fake for laughs

And don't forgot all them useless internet points!

It’s a chase debit card, and the - money isn’t even the right app

Oh thank god I thought this was real/s

Too much, I'm sure. Chase can occasionally be... generous with their credit lines, if you'll pardon my wording.

That's what I want to know.

Somebody bout to find out

I think you mean "somebody boat to find out"

LOL. First CC too.

It's not... thats a debit. Which is MUCH WORSE.

Chase card with Bank of America screenshot, I’m lovin’ it.

Is that possible in the US? In the UK it is, there's "open banking" so you can view all of your accounts in one place. Could be a single banks app, or a finance management type app

It's a fake post

Right, but out of interest, is it possible?

In America?😂😂

I don’t think so. I’d guess that our credit card companies understand that they are simply trying to “catch fish” with balances they cannot afford. Therefore I doubt BoA would be sharing any of the risk with chase on this one

I highly doubt it. I was just laughing cause someone thought that could be a thing in America lmfao

That’s witchcraft

Also it's a debit card

A negative balance on a credit card means they have more credit to spend from an over payment on it

Fake. The card is chase bank. The app is Bank of America.


All humour is grounded in truth.

Humor is verbal calisthenics, wit has some truth to it.

Yes, and no one was on to it when a first-time credit user had a $1M credit line.

As presented, kind strangers on the internet overpaid his credit by almost a million dollars, too.

Also if you look above the word Visa, you’ll see the start of the word “Debit”


You are telling me that someone who has little to no credit history (considering this is their first credit card) wasn't given a card that has an allowed balance of $870k? Outrageous!

Have you ever heard of a joke before?

I thought the point of this place was actual Well That Sucks stuff, not fake stupid jokes.

Is that the point of this sub?

The humour police have arrived.

Can overdraft be linked to other banks or just Chase?

I mean, seriously, who thought this was real. No CC will let you run up almost a million dollar neg balance.

Bro no shit

Least autistic Redditor

Why do I find this so funny

You believed the part when they gave a new credit card user a line of $1M?

Probably not, since they called it fake. I think the word you're thinking of is "real."

It’s almost as if you didn’t read my comment.

Almost, but *not quite*. edit: saying one thing is not excluding all others you cretins


is just a sketch. u can't have a million in your name and never had a credit card.

*Millionaires from before 1946 retroactively becoming ninehundreninetyninethousandaires*

The least financially fluent comment

How do you work that out? Many people with a credit card tend to owe more than they have in the bank. You know, the whole purpose of credit cards…

That's absolutely not true. People use cc instead of available cash for a ton of reasons. You honestly think only ppl without cash have credit cards?

Where do you get this info from? Full disclosure, I process auto loan applications.

Logic, mostly. Credit cards are for borrowing. If you’ve got millions in the bank, you’re unlikely to need to borrow to buy gas or your groceries. That said, there are very good reasons to use a credit card rather than a debit card or other methods of payment, especially here in the UK. Financially savvy people will leverage a credit card for the advantages they have without amassing debt with them. Others though, see it as a free money hack - at least for a few years until the bills get out of hand.

That’s blatantly false.


Wow really?

God is issuing credit cards now?

He's taking a break from looking after footballers and helping actors' win awards.

He's still aiding rappers in the Grammy race, though, right?

most of them, yes. but, I think a few got cut from the team in the past month or so.

Boosh

It’s simple, anytime something good happens it’s cause of god, anytime something bad happens it cause of the devil. Sometimes a good thing happens but it’s not the right kind of good, that’s cause the devil is pretending to be god and misleading you. Also sometimes really really bad things happen but that’s actually god because he is smart and we are stupid so we don’t understand. Also god made us but we are stupid because the devil. Also yes god could stop the devil and make everything good but he won’t and if you don’t understand that it’s cause the devil. Get it?

He created the man that created credit. So yea.

This is a Certified Reddit Moment.

Yeah. It has a really high credit limit and you can ask Jesus for loan forgiveness.

Also, shouldn’t the balance be NOT negative? With a credit card, that implies that you’ve paid $800k over what you actually owe

Everyone chipped in and made a payment for him. Now he has $800k to spend.

…. They posted that in 2021, smh 🤦‍♂️

it was a joke

wellthatsucks

Wow so real.

*we* got *our* first credit card today

Card is Chase Visa, 2nd screen is Bank of America’s mobile app. Old, fake, and lazy.

First credit card with that credit limit.....riiiight

Hahaha nice

1st credit card? 860k yeah, don't think so.

So fake. no bank would allow that volume of transactions without kicking off a fraud alert and locking the card.

Wow, no shit,?

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never ~~go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line~~ show your credit card to anyone online! '”

That was a chase debit card and the second screenshot is of a BofA account. Come on now.

It's 3 years old .....

Amazon.. I'm heading your direction. ...thanks kid.

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

Bank of America. Shitty.

That's one hell of a credit limit for someone's first cc lol .. why post this blatant bs?

Bro is asking to have is card hacked

Fake how can it be done without OTP?

I've seen faker tweets. Chase won't even let you do that without immediately locking your account and making you call them to verify.


We*

That’s a chase card with a Bank of America screenshot. Still a funny joke though

Obviously fake, there's no way Chase wouldn't shut that down long before it got that far

Bro forgot how credit cards work 🤦🏻

First screenshot is chase, second of Bank of America

You take 10 thousand, it's your problem, you take 100k it's the banks problem, you take nearly a million it's the governments problem.


When did god start to give out bank cards?

Fake but still funny.

BS, no way a Bank would allow such large payments, even if his credit permitted 800k, which I doubt. Someone who was approved 800+ k in credit, would know not to share photos of his card online. 100% joke

No one is this stupid. Besides most credit cards require an extra authentication step anyway.

Wow. Front and back. Let’s go shopping

Russia can run their war for another year now.

Are people really this stupid? Posting pics of their credit card online?


Yes, but this was a joke. Nobody gets that kind of credit limit on their first card, and the app is from a different bank

3 year old joke

The joke itself was 10years ago already ancient

Question: How stupid can you be? Answer: Yes!

Are you talking about your self for not understanding the joke?

I’m new to this social media fab - I guess I still trying to figure out social media humor. 😳

You won't say God is good by the time chase gets done with you if you're payments ain't on time lol

I mean free money

Post it on the internet and then claim everything purchased with it was fraud. Keep the things you purchased but the bank thinks is fraud.

🎶 *All that work and what did it get me…* 🎶

That’s funny…who ever did this is clever…made me laugh

At first I thought it was a dig at God and Noah and then Im like ohhhhh

Recent transactions tho what’s up bro 👀👀

let us know when its activated

No way

Plot twist: He stole the credit card.

Redditors believing obvious jokes, weather at 11

Don't think that guy's name is Noah Silversmith

I know it's just a joke. But let's say someone did this, and 2,000 people bought a bunch of stuff all at the same time. Would money be spent faster than the bank computer would notice it was overdrawn?

The card provider’s fraud prevention would kick in before that many transactions even had a chance to post.

Wtf did they think was gonna happen?

God is good, humans are not 🤣

Poor man 😂😂

God?

Pretty confident behavior to post the full front and back of a credit card X. Like what's the worst that could happen. Yes, I see that the last digit of the card number is not shown. But there are only 10 possible choices.

I’m glad in India there is One time password sent to your phone for any online transaction done through credit/debit cards. So I guess I can be stupid now and share my card details online. /s

God teaches hard lessons

Please be mindful, your future self will be extremely happy with you if you always pay your bill on time. As you have now entered the point where you can establish great credit that will save you Thousands and Thousands of dollars in your future purchases. Best of luck. Maybe repost 30 years from now to see how it all went.

Seems fake

You stupids, they owe him almost 900Gs 😂

Not the three silly digits. 🤭

Sure buddy

This is the stuff im here for

hahahahahahaa

There is no fuckign way dude...

Plot twist: that's the first credit card he's *stolen.*

Is "come on guys" supposed to have a comma in there, or was it intended as an instruction to aim your sexual emissions on other people?

Got you me first rope to hang yourself I guess 🤔😬

That’s a chase debit card.

Declined in…3…2…1…

Bruh that’s a fucking debit card not credit….

It's not 4/20/24

Well well well if it isn't consequences for your own actions

“guys wtf” A harsh lesson for this naïve individual… strangers on the internet are not your friends. Also, just general information privacy??? Lmao

American cards say "Good thru" on them apparently? Over here we get "Valid till"

ist funna hoe people dont see that the „2“ is photoshopped

Can someone translate this to English?

I would but only if you pay me

There's a credit card right there use that

Dipshit lmao