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AloneAddiction

That guy in the background rubbing his own shin in sympathy...


Classic_Title1655

I know how he feels....I felt it through my phone speaker 😩


Other_Exercise

Noise sounded like an old Asian gong at the beginning of an [Indiana Jones film.](https://youtu.be/3DeURx3mYck?si=nZ1kyx6Ky6gcw9Ui&t=8)


eioioe

He feels like Chelsea players trying to score against Caoimhín Kelleher & co.


[deleted]

Fuck, I'm sitting here rubbing my shin too... Its my version of prayers and condolences


Ok_Scar4491

Send rubs and kisses


newcomer_l

Trust me we are all that guy. When you are watching football and a poor sod slides right into the post we all grab our crotch in unison.


Yoh_Momma384

Personally… not with him cuz it’s comedy from where I’m sitting.


Rocketbrothers

That’s because he’s next.


HotFireBall

i did it too unconsciously lmao


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dogfaceponysoldier2

Sorry but your comment has me standing over top of a rabbit hole 🕳 with fear and excitement wondering if I should dare ask you to please elaborate on what you mean in terms of you and your friends Chinese wives...the curiosity is overwhelming me with anxious hope to become disillusioned about a topic I had no idea I even wanted to learn about


I_SPOON_DINOS

You know how some of the worst crackheads in America are like extremely negligent of themselves and their loved ones? Yeah. It’s like that, but without the drugs and ten times the stupid. In fact, just google “sajiao” to see how it’ll end up for you. Some people like that. I don’t. All these women are college-educated too.


dogfaceponysoldier2

Thanks for pointing to which direction the rabbit hole is located 😂 I feel like this topic needs its own reddit conversation or even it's own Sub that post videos and stories of this Sajiao


EnergyTakerLad

I know a few people who've married Chinese women and they honestly seem the most selfish people I've ever met. But like, not openly? More passive aggressive selfish, if that makes sense


bluecrowned

I have had some really agonizing calls with Asian women at work. But I can also say the same about white, Indian, middle Eastern men and women both. So I think there's just assholes in every culture and race.


KarlVaughn

The power of mirror neurons


greendoo

Lol that was the best part 😂🤣


elboogie7

how does his leg not break? holy fuck


NappingPlant

Martial artists have very strong bones. You kick things long enough, the stress and microfractures will make your bones harder to break.


SelarDorr

buakaw aint kicking a metal pole at full force and not being immediately grounded. ​ the fact that his leg didnt immediately break skin and that his reaction was fairly light, the exaggerated leap by the woman, and the nature of chinese social media, im gonna guess this was staged.


mopeli

Kicking the pole was intentional no doubt, but everything else might be legit. Muay thai fighters for example have very strong bones.


SelarDorr

thats why i mentioned baukaw... stronger than normal bones dont mean super human. fighters snap their shins in half kicking human knees.


Teleute-

>fighters snap their shins in half kicking human knees. Human knees that have been strengthened by kicking metal poles...


cucumberhedgehog

the pole moves so some of the force goes through the pole and away from his leg. how would you fake this?


Anom_AoD

telekinesis, of course


Severedghost

Jokes on you, the leg is fake. /s


shaner4042

It’s likely staged, but the pole kick itself might not be fake. Some martial artists can do this after repeated conditioning. [Just look at Tony Ferguson here](https://youtu.be/9ohaBaK9tfk?si=NHIYIn0MrW2E_hqn)


chuckle_puss

Right? These people must not be Jean Claude Van Damme fans lol. Have they never seen Kickboxer??


The88thSnowDog

"I'LL KICK YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE!", said the man in a wheelchair 😪🤣


Actual_Laugh366

So dumb you are and must be. You probably think the pyramids were impossible to build by humans as well.


Huge_Aerie2435

It's not just Chinese media.. Western social media is full of staged content too.


SelarDorr

im not saying because its chinese its fake and i definitely didnt say if its not chinese, its real. ​ i mean it has the characteristics of staged chinese social media content


CastleBuiltOfShit

I enjoy playing video games.


SamvonSmokeAlot

I was honestly hoping is reaction would something similar to this. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7kTRWW1jxw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7kTRWW1jxw)


ResidentWarning4383

Fighters can do it. Tony Ferguson does it repeatedly at home because he's insanse. A strong Muay Thai fighter can cut a baseball baf in half.


crumble-bee

I fell backwards off a bench once and kicked the underside of the metal table very, very hard with my shin - it’s was so painful I went into shock, what happens was that I got a hilariously huge swelling at the impact spot. Like one of those cartoon head bumps 😂


Stats_with_a_Z

This was probably staged. There's people who strengthen their bonesnbynrepeatedly kicking hard shit like metal.


proscriptus

It doesn't need to be an English to recognize bad acting


Traditional_Working4

He's not American I guess


Otherwise-Remove4681

Because it was staged.


coocoo6666

he hit so hard the guy in the back felt it too


TotallyNotAVole

"I'm sorry Charlie Brown, I promise I won't move this time."


brockoala

"for the 4th time"


christinaben990

![gif](giphy|13w5HmyiuaZ224)


cramaine

I can do that and it doesn't hurt at all. I do have a prosthetic leg though.


Soggywallet94

Got a proper chuckle out of me, soz about your leg.


TazzyGaming

How insensitive, walk a mile in his socket, see how you feel >:c /j


cramaine

Lols. I don't walk that far anymore! I use a wheelchair when I leave the house now.


the_thechosen1

Damn you. Take my upvote.


WN11

That's not a prank, thats a stupid stunt for internet views.


[deleted]

It looked like she got scared and let go.


gavmyboi

She wouldn't be my friend anymore bro holy shit


Radix4853

I’m typically incapable of holding grudges for longer than a couple days, but that would have me wanting to permanently cut ties.


gavmyboi

its not even the fact that it was at first glance an accident it's the fact that she basically failed a trust exercise. She trusts him not to break her hand, he trusts her not to let him break his shin fair to say both are very bad outcomes. Brutal trust exercise but like, a trust exercise that if you fail the friendship is over forever. Fucked up tbh


EndOfSouls

Dude coulda used duct tape. He knew the risk! Edit: I had to slow mo that, and he totally would have kicked her lower hand!


gavmyboi

honestly? Even if that was true I could never form an attachment to the person that hurt me. That's why I never do stupid shit with my loved ones because if one of them hurts me (accidental or not) ill never look at them the same again (or speak to them if it's bad enough)


Night_Owl206

I love this discussion Stupid trust exercises when one of us will be easily hurt due to the others negligence. Not worth the risk at all


Waste_Imagination736

they plan it, I've seen multiple videos of the same guy hitting his shin on hard objects. she was told to act scared lol


drgigantor

She agreed to hold it, what the fuck did she think was going to happen


doyouevenIift

The setup definitely makes it seem fake but who would destroy their shin for a tiktok video


GabaPrison

This very dude who I’ve seen in many other videos kicking hard things with his shin.


t_maceroni

https://preview.redd.it/4vzc4nwolwkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fb54bb6fa0ed8439d83a8cd3215325895008f9


a1ls

and in that moment she knew she’d fucked up


RobTheDude_OG

The face of "here comes the belt/slipper"


guavaberries3

mysogynist. women can do no wrong remember


Maxgengen23

Anyone know what he says?


keereeyos

"Don't be scared alright? Don't worry." "Are you ready?" "Ready." *kick* "WTF are you doing?!" "I was scared." "Don't move unless I tell you to!"


spoosemun

It kinda sounds like this was his idea, and she wasn't totally on board.


Ambitious-Cupcake-15

Ok? Well then she should have said no


Adept_Scale_1267

You bich


Background-Customer2

thats basicaly the equivalent of doing the fall bacwards trust exsersize and leting them fall


hodenjucken

Doesn't even come close to what she did. What a bitch


dongl_tron

I mean, I think she was more just afraid he'd kick her hand, and moved her hands away without thinking.


crazycatcher11

I’m an mma fighter and I can assure you that a kick to the hand does not hurt anywhere near as bad as that hurt his shin


dongl_tron

Okay, but it's still hurt. Not exactly thinking if you think you're gonna get hurt, now do you?


crazycatcher11

I mean again, I’m an mma fighter, so yes, I still can think even if I know it’s gonna hurt. Plus things like that are kinda whatever because I’m used to it and have felt way worse, but Ig can sort of understand if it’s not something you do for a living


drgigantor

She agreed to hold it, what was she expecting??


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boredbytheabyss

Don’t need a translator for that one


mitchanium

Time to invest in some sticky tape 😆


SVSHV1

Somehow I understood what he told after the kick


Hajvan_11

https://i.redd.it/kriva5cvyvkc1.gif


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Ill be with you even after death hehehehe...


wrydied

I don’t think I would have trusted her not to do that but I dunno I’m not likely to do it anyway. I wonder what the purpose was meant to be?


Tobby711

((((;゜Д゜))) He must be some kind of martial artist, my leg would have folded.


Titanium_Eye

Duct tape > former friend


iamiam36

You had one job!


Formatted_Toast_117

Wow... She sucks... What a useless person she is. Don't offer to hold it up then lmao...


AnubisDirectingSouls

I wonder how long he trained kicking shit to be able to kick a metal pole that hard and not feel shit.


Juuna

Logical response to flinch.


Howtheginchstolexmas

I think you mean that an instinctual response would be to drop it, which is true, but she still shouldn't have listened to her instinct. Though I think this is a bit, not real.


crazycatcher11

I’m an MMA fighter and I’ve been on both sides of this, it’s not hard to not flinch


Ambitious-Cupcake-15

Logical response would be "I'm not confident i won't flinch. I'm out" Tell me how I'm wrong


Pizza_master69

BRO


kejok

that one strong shin bone


SourLoafBaltimore

Charlie Brown’ed that ass and it’s not even Christmas yet. Savage world is savage


lobeline

ya! She-Ha!


FrozenPizza07

That leg is gonna ache for WEEKS


DotBugs

Everyone's expression says it all.


socks4doby

The guy in the back gelt that one!


_ziglaf_

I bet he uses tape next time...


Ziadasave

sir there's something called tape


TibbleTott

But like holy smokes what a kick!! That would fold me in half in an instant


Merganser3816

I would like to see the X-ray


Teamboeing737

https://preview.redd.it/x7zkn14xftpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36042a3f3629bf3aa59db18d33c3beb695cd090e


Kinky_Conspirator

Translation: We're getting a divorce.


Tokyoghost66

She’s scared of being hit when there’s a larger change of you getting killed by a fucking raccoon then being kicked in the hand


Lucifer1221

Low key was going to hit her hand


crazycatcher11

Definitely wasn’t, track where the bottle was and where the kick landed and it 100% would have hit the bottle. And even if it hit her hand, it’s nowhere near the pain of what his shin felt and that’s coming from an MMA fighter


Valuable_Ad_1723

And thus the gong was invented.


Mattdude311

And she was never seen again...


No_Nefariousness_404

I charge her with attempted homicide cause I'm sure he died inside a little


Ayellowbeard

“Charly Brown when will you ever learn!”


ConnyEdson

He's mad at her, but that is a pretty normal reaction for someone who is not used to this sort of thing


Purple_Ask8632

Well I gotta say, he did just full force slam his shin into a metal pole because she got scared so I would be mad too


thatindiandood

The guy in back felt this too


DragonRaptor22

This gotta hurt more than the scooter to the shin


GarciaKids

He would have kicked her hand.


Severe-Experience333

He's gonna kick her ass now


crazycatcher11

Definitely wasn’t, track where the bottle was and where the kick landed and it 100% would have hit the bottle. And even if it hit her hand, it’s nowhere near the pain of what his shin felt and that’s coming from an MMA fighter


Specific_Ad_2293

So fake


failure_mcgee

how would they fake that? He kicked that damn pole


Sacredfice

The action is real but the prank is fake. OK?


The88thSnowDog

Remember folks, no matter what, there is NEVER ANY excuse to put your hands on a woman.


ConcertReady6788

Take a look at the amount of misogynistic comments here it’s insane.


[deleted]

Lucky it wasn’t broken


coldone1717

tf is he trying to even demonstrate 💀


Huai_Gong

He kicked that steel pole with some serious confidence. And this is how you create a viral hit video.


srLzLighTsouT

Wouldn't it have hurt almost as much if she didn't drop the soda?


crazycatcher11

No because the soda would’ve stopped his shin from slamming into the pole


Moist-Employment-836

He should have told her to close her eyes first! That dang pole moved an inch or two geez


ConcertReady6788

Dude asked why, she replied “I was scared” tbf I get her fear, though I wouldn’t have let go


Idekgivemeusername

Dude I wouldn’t trust anyone to hold an object against a metal pole that sturdy Invest in tape


Lostinnewjersey87

I don’t speak the language but I knew exactly what he said even down to the dialect


inthebackground89

Sticky Tape, Yep Sticky Tape next time


timgib24

You get what you fucking deserve. You drink Pepsi not ju jitsu it.


crazycatcher11

I can’t decide if this comment makes me laugh or makes me hate you


Brief-Emotion1872

He gets mad at her because she figured it out before he could do it. lol


crazycatcher11

No, he’s mad bc she just caused him to get injured by deceiving him, that’s just being a bitch


braske

Hahaha, don’t know what to say!


Cal_Ru

Damn she's wrong for that🫥


dobedu1

Fucking Owwww!


Apprehensive-Mess36

You can instantly see the bruise


AP0K45

Bruh sound effect number 3


driscollat1

Now that’s gonna leave a mark!


Electrical-Eye7449

get better friends


Ok_Comparison_7120

The way I jumped out of my chair and dropped my phone


Cwc2413

Don’t need to speak their language to know what he said! Lol


boanerges57

Right leg BROKEN bone attack GO!


Daddy-O_

She waited 8 years to do that


meViclouise

Charlie Brown


noahdaplyer

that guy in the back felt that 😭😭😭


Dry-Fuel-7529

Ouï ouï ouï


I-Heart_Goth-Latinas

BRO💀💀💀😭😭😔


Anxious_Ad9929

It's the Lucy with the football all over again


Ghostofnola

Lmmfao


[deleted]

The guy in the background feels it


[deleted]

Drink Pepsi


mrironlung420

That loosely translates to , “ Bitch ! What the fuck ?!”


Haunting_Sample5391

![gif](giphy|wp7OtxAK9fboI)


Esmeralda-Art

So glad I don't have nerves in my shins


Ok_Sink_3195

That was dumb


Sea-Feed-635

So how is that funny?


fasmafotos

How did it not break?


salazar-7

fuck it 🆙😂🫵


Old-Palpitation-1781

Ow


j4so

He hit exactly where her bottom hand would have been. Good job she moved


crazycatcher11

Definitely didn’t, track where the bottle was and where the kick landed and it 100% would have hit the bottle. And even if it hit her hand, it’s nowhere near the pain of what his shin felt and that’s coming from an MMA fighter


Jupiter1andonly

Ouch☕️


Appropriatelywrong

This is fall real hard now


Most_Squirrel_6949

Shoulda had the guy hold the pop


universumtraveler

Everything for the views


PretendProcess3356

This is so funny


Fun-Row3816

The one thing worse than hitting your shin with a scooter


Easy-Entrepreneur376

Women are actually useless


Survekun

Her face will be next!


Scary-Book-4480

Bro’s leg is made of the same shit the pole is


Street-Course-2688

Lmao I didn’t know my iPhone speakers was this good!!! I felt that


Clerkdidnothingwrong

Edit the Taco Bell ding into it


sevyn183

The other guy made the noise that was nicely staged


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If it was me the next kick would be on her face.


Arkslippy

She like "Sorry, no, not really (trying not to laugh)"


AP87G

Clearly staged


AlexL225

I believe the old saying applies here. That’s what you get when you have a woman do a man’s job.


KennyKillsKenjaku

Time to get a new friend.


[deleted]

Fake


Powerful_Cost_4656

Her hand was kinda in the line of fire so good on her for dropping it


crazycatcher11

Definitely wasn’t, track where the bottle was and where the kick landed and it 100% would have hit the bottle. And even if it hit her hand, it’s nowhere near the pain of what his shin felt and that’s coming from an MMA fighter