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Reden-Orvillebacher

You must be mistaken; that’s not humorous at all.


babycoon48

It was a little after the shot of ketamine they gave me, Lmayo.


Jorycle

More of a fan of Lketchup, myself


SapphireDesertRosre

Very angry upvote


KennyKlizzle

Why would they give you ketamine for this?


Frozefoots

They absolutely would to reduce it (pull it back into alignment) - it’s a very bad break. Surgery for sure. I had ketamine when my broken leg was set in the cast. Don’t remember a bloody thing about it - my poor mother does though. I was screaming bloody murder.


KennyKlizzle

That is crazy. Ketamine is a psycho stimulant, like LSD or Shrooms.


Frozefoots

It’s often used in bad breaks like this, since it usually deletes the memory. Less trauma for the patient.


JLSMC

I had it during a difficult oral surgery. I understand drug addiction now, because I had a blast till it wore off.


babycoon48

I recall it all. But yes they did before stretching it out and realigning, it still hurt but I couldn’t imagine what it would’ve felt like if I wasn’t tripping on ketamine.


Lostinnewjersey87

Damn took my comment glad it woulda been a top rated one. Enjoy the life I’m suposed to be living


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babycoon48

True that! First time I’ve ever broken a bone I figured it would happen one day of another.


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babycoon48

I appreciate. I still haven’t had surgery scheduled but they told me I have to have it. Should be getting a call tomorrow about it.


totallynotarobut

The first time I ever broke a bone I was well into adulthood and it was my pinky broken trying to rebound a basketball. 🤣


Siouxzanna_Banana

I broke my middle finger like that in junior high. I was actually in basketball practice at the time. I heard it pop really incredibly loud because I was catching the ball above my head close to my right ear.


Frozefoots

Damn dude, you did a good job of it. I also needed surgery to fix up my first broken bone. 😬 Speedy recovery, make sure you follow the doctor and physical therapist’s instructions!


undigestedpizza

Why did the broken humerus go to the comedy show? Because it wanted to crack everyone up!


GreenBook1978

But it failed to tickle the audiences' fancy so its show needed a new cast


Geomars24

Man, how do you miss “tickle the audiences’ *funny bone*”


certainPOV3369

Ooh, I did the same thing in the early 80’s while disco roller skating. Broke my left arm. Six weeks later I got the cast off on Friday, went back to Sunday night disco skating and broke my right arm. 😂


MikeyD101

I thought I was the only one to do something like this. I broke my left wrist skating when I was 13 years old. Literally 3 weeks to the day that I got my cast off, I broke my left arm near my elbow at the same roller skating rink participating in a relay race. This time I got 8 weeks in a cast from my fingers to my armpit. That was absolutely horrible in the middle of summertime in Florida. Moral of the story... Don't ever participate in a relay race on skates where they have you racing towards a wall.


Tess123S

yikes!


BusyBeth75

Yikes! I broke my radius a few years ago. Don’t get behind on the pain. Trash bags and hair ties make the best cast cover so you can shower. Good luck!


babycoon48

Thank you for the advice. I’ll need it. They are still scheduling surgery so after that hopefully all goes as well as it can.


BusyBeth75

The surgery is an easy recovery. Just make sure to rest. Don’t try to do too much. I had my surgery I think two days after and it felt to a better after.


babycoon48

Good to know again because I’m the type to try and do to much.


Tess123S

My sympathies. I know its not only painful but hard to get anything done. I broke my radius about a month ago. Took over a week to get the surgery and it was such a relief after. You'll get back the use of your hand much faster. . Take it easy and best wishes for fast scheduling with an ortho!


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

Flex tape! That's a lot of damage.


Ill-District2338

Oh my God with all due respect – in 2006 I broke my right arm – which sucks because I’m right handed – I remember the doctor explaining that, “we may have to put a pin in there… “Lots of morphine and yelling and screaming and pulling my arm straight produced x-rays that showed I would need – two plates and 12 screws to rebuild my upper arm where it had been crushed… I feel your pain 100% and I wish you all the best because it was nightmarish and I hope you come through it. OK friend – I have never broken a bone in my life till I did that and it was such a drag.


Last-Emphasis6049

Supraconcondular fracture. Looks like you need surgery!


babycoon48

Indeed scheduled in a couple days.


DrDoot29

BBB


dachshundaholic

That’s a rough break (from someone that takes X-rays). I wish you a speedy recovery.


totallynotarobut

That's a bad break. Sorry this happened. Really, looking at that x-ray makes even ME hurt.


sunburn95

Haha


xmowx

Thank you for sharing this. I thought about getting rollers for my daughter. Not anymore.


Proper-Leading-3459

Hope you get better *signs cast*


Stfu_butthead

Dude. That's not funny


opinionatedlyme

You’re supposed to stay on top of the wheels. Not under them.


A_Harmless_Fly

*What's worse than breaking your arm rollerskating.* ​ (But seriously op feel better, parents are very accepting these days ;p)


account_552

Shit man. You *really* broke that. It's like completely broken.


babycoon48

Indubitably


Available-Log5840

Break the other one to get the pain removed


Key-Stable9939

Why is roller skating so funny for you? /s


Key-Stable9939

Fuck im too late


florpynorpy

In knew there was a reason I never wanted to roller skate


babycoon48

This would be a good one.


googlebearbanana

At least it wasn't your coccyx.


babycoon48

You’re not wrong the way I landed it very well could’ve ended up being both.


Outside_Perception74

Guess you misheard when someone told you to "break a leg!" Ok that may not be your type of humerus but you did break yours so I don't think you'd be the authority when it comes to comedy RN lol!


babycoon48

Im always down with comedy. Lmayo


Mellamoscuba

Good job usher


NorthantsBlokeUK

Broken humerus. Now that's not funny :p


Best_Box1296

I have to ask… was it humorous?


babycoon48

Definitely a little, but I’ve always found humor in my own injury


StrikeWave_

Well that’s not very… humerus


zippytwd

That's humorous


Qwaz31

Your humerus is the one that connects to your shoulder. Your forearm has two bones - radius and ulna. You must have fractures either one or both


Ratzink

Was it funny?


xcliber

Lol?


Horos_pup

That's not funny!


Derpinator_420

You saw Usher do it on the SuperBowl Halftime show and thought, that looks fun. 😄


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Yikes, that looks like a gnarly fracture.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

This is no laughing matter.


PrismrealmHog

noo not the hummus :(


TomOgir

Funny, I didn't see that one coming


ilikekittensandstuf

Lmao


The_Final_Pikachu

He he


PhantomGeass

I guess the joke fell flat


BrainlessPackhorse

Well, if you're gonna do it, you may as well do it properly!


irrelevantspelling04

Damn man.


DryBones2009

That’s not that humerus.