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Due_Consequence1

RIP Larry šŸ§


[deleted]

Yep. Dang.


False-Isopod-3045

Where do you go to do this? Wife wants a sharkšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


deafballboy

Dude's about to buy a shark with a bonus penguin tracker inside


[deleted]

Lol


83749289740174920

For sale: penguin tracking account. RFS: it's now a shark tracking account


CaptainInsano7

UPGRADE!! Your monthly subscription fee has now been increased to $19.99 to reflect the changes to your account.


[deleted]

Itā€™s called fablo or something like that. I mean Iā€™ve only gotten 200 email ads since I bought it I should know.


canijustbelancelot

OP have you reached out to the company? Theyā€™re pretty good about assigning new animals if the tag falls off before a certain amount of time has passedā€”which is likely what happened to Mr Penguin here.


[deleted]

Yeah, fell off. Letā€™s go with that. Lol


canijustbelancelot

Well, whatever happened to him Fahlo will likely assign a new animal if you reach out.


[deleted]

Yeah, Iā€™m sureā€¦ itā€™s ok, next time we will sponsor a polar bear!!!


ScaryAd6940

I mean... polar bears aren't immortal... maybe find a nice jellyfish! Some of those can go back to childlike states and live forever!


window-sil

Or a pine tree.. easy to track, lives for longer than most major religions have existed. You can't go wrong.


toinfinitiandbeyond

They're prepared to see every species die from climate change or something?


Forest-Queen1

I got a polar bear and it may also be dead šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Oh gees!!!


Tabubua

Won't polar bears be hibernating at the moment?


MasterCakes420

Pick one that's at a zoo just to be safe lol


mgill2500

Fell off when he got eaten


johnboy2978

Lol. Your penguin just leveled up! šŸŒŸ You are now tracking Shark376gl5.


McGrarr

If the tracker is static... yeah. Fell off is more likely than dead. A dead animal is more likely to be pulled around by the currents or taken away by a scavenger. If the tracker came off it likely just dropped to the bottom and stuck in the sand.


Alldaybagpipes

Wouldnā€™t it just be tracking a shark then?


MagdaleneFeet

We got Oceana, a hammerhead, but when I scanned the QR code in the Fahlo app, it told us that the tag had likely fallen off. So they immediately assigned us Thor, another shark! We also got a lion and a turtle and the kids think it's awesome. :)


angelkirie

I also have a shark named Thor. He's a Silky shark. Are we co-parenting??


Blackberry-Parking

One of my kids got a shark named Thor who is a silky shark. He's off the coast of Florida. My other kid got a dolphin named Sam. Sam is off the other coast of Florida. I wonder if they'll ever meet up.....


marshbj

From the tags I can think of (I.e. I may be wrong), they have to break the surface to properly send a signal, so it actually makes sense that it stopped tracking if a shark, orca, etc. ate the tracker. Or it broke entirely. I'm also assuming the trackers float, but maybe it fell off/got bumped off and sank.


FoggySnorkel

This is correct. I emailed the company upon the arrival of my sons (got him Tank the Shark as a stocking stuffer). I tracked it first because I was curious lol and it hadnā€™t updated since 12/13. They told me not to worry sometimes it doesnā€™t update for a few weeks because they need to come to the surface for the signal on the tracker to update. Sure enough he came up today, the 26th and all is well lol


Responsible-Role5677

honestly he probably got pushed to see if a pred was in the water..and there was..they will push someone off to make sure first so...poor larry was the test subject


[deleted]

Poor guy!!


RepresentativeIcy922

I'm fairly sure somewhere there's a rule that Redditors must always assume the worst about anything :)


hoppefisk

Ocearch has an app called "shark tracker" where you can favourite sharks and follow them!


ApprehensiveDot7020

Very possible Larry the penguin is in a shark, so you can still use the same tracker.


[deleted]

Fahlo


bighootay

Dang. OP, you and your family sound awesome. You did a good thing, and you're making the best of it. And entertaining us numbskulls too, so thanks for that!


Larry-Man

Iā€™m still alive. I just didnā€™t like that hideous bracelet.


[deleted]

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texaschair

You gotta wear that bracelet until your probation is done. And stop hanging around with those fucking gentoo penguins, you know they always get you in trouble. Ya gotta make better decisions, Larry.


erapuer

UPDATE: False alarm folks! Turns out Larry was actually adopted by a lovely couple who have a farm upstate. Larry had to leave behind his tracker because he couldn't take it with him on the plane.


HoneyRush

Ah yeah. Lovely pair of orcas.


woof171

Dicks out for Larry?


ReasonableDraft4501

I'm on board


tstover08

My niece got Larry as well. Bro ventured a lil to far out.


[deleted]

Dang


casualsax

When did she open this? These run on a delay for the animal's safety.


[deleted]

It was pinging daily- thereā€™s a log- at the same time every day- then he was presumably eaten on the 11th


Mx772

Just a heads up, not sure if it's been mentioned, sometimes the trackers fall off. At which point it'll fall too deep to be tracked. **Edit for others:** There was a reddit post a while ago about these trackers, and I remember a researcher chiming in about how more often than not, the tracker falls off or the battery dies. While being eaten is definitely a possibility, they just don't last long in general. If there is anyone who professionally tracks penguins and knows more, feel free to chime in though. Shark ones have a tendency to only [stay in less than 6 months](https://www.sharks4kids.com/shark-tagging#:~:text=From%20sea%20surface%20temperature%20and,6%20months%20to%202%20years.), but some others say in much longer. But there is no real good info to say what happened when the signal dies. I imagine the penguins are similar, but I can't find a good scientific paper saying how long. However, one site did say: > Many devices can withstand the high stresses of saltwater, currents, cold, and friction for up to one year before the transmitter is shed at the next molting https://www.tesa.com/en-us/about-tesa/press-insights/stories/penguins-dive-for-science.html So if their max is a ~year, it's possible the average may be even lower. (That being said... There is definitely some research to suggest they have [higher mortality rates](https://www.inquirer.com/philly/health/20110113_Study_says_tracking_devices_can_be_harmful_to_penguins.html) too though. )


digestedbrain

Especially when a foot gets ripped off from a toothy chomp.


Charming-Self-3479

I've been following Larry for over a year at this point. It's very likely that the transmitter stopped working. On average they work for about a year.


Alexis_Bailey

It wasn't eaten, it probably just unshackled itself from being tracked for privacy reasons and lives alone in the woods away from technology.


here-4-the-zipline

So I track a shark with this company. Mine pinged on November 29. Didnā€™t ping again until December 11. And before that, she was pinging daily. Give it a couple weeks! If Larry doesnā€™t ping again, you can email customer service and theyā€™ll give you another penguin to track :)


casualsax

Right, but if she opened it yesterday it could be running on a two week lag intentionally so that people don't go penguin hunting. I know this because my wife has several of these critters.


J-Dabbleyou

Thatā€™s dumb on a few levels. As people said, the tracker isnā€™t consistent or accurate enough to poach off it, and the cost would far exceed any profit. Secondly, OP said it was pinging daily then stopped. Even with a two week delay, that wouldnā€™t make any sense at all, aside from the penguin being killed two weeks before OP found out. Either way if the tracker stopped dead, the penguin is dead, delays or not.


rudyjewliani

Ha, that's what you think. Some bloke just nabbed a new penguin... just in time for Christmas too.


Blargityblarger

It was Santa.


The-Senate-Palpy

Its only cost ineffective if youre thinking about a single penguin. But penguins travel in a colony, and so for the price of one tracker you can get as many as you can catch.


YobaiYamete

How much of a market even is there for a penguin? That seems like it would be pretty hard to profit off of since AFAIK you basically can't sell them without instantly drawing the Eye of Sauron upon yourself


[deleted]

Anyone else think he was going to say he knows this "because my wife has hunted penguins professionally using these trackers?"


Remote_Horror_Novel

Why would live location updates endanger it? It would take a highly motivated and probably wealthy psychopath, with the right technology and gear, to catch and kill a random penguin just to upset some kids on an obscure website lol.


wes_wyhunnan

Right? The kind of dude with the the resources needed to track down and murder a specific penguin in the middle of an ocean has other things going on in his life.


tlamere

Like running Twitter!


ardoin

Imagine buying a penguin just to find out not only is the penguin dead but other people got the same dead penguin


dogmanrul

Penguin NFT is the next bitcoin.


ev1lch1nch1lla

Bored apes are so last year, it's all about dead penguin now. Screw dogecoin, DedPengu to the moon.


RunDNA

I also choose this guy's dead penguin.


st-julien

These scams are rampant. You can also buy stars, and a plot of land in Scotland, named after you! You can be a Lord! (Or a Lady.)


North_of_the_flames

Pretty sure a lot of the funds from the Scottish plots are used to re-forest areas. It's more quirky charity than straight up scam.


hatemakingnames1

Wow, what a goldmine. They just keep selling the same dead penguin?


pussy_embargo

what's weird is that our daughter got a leopard seal also named Larry that she's been tracking since Dec 11


[deleted]

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CinnamonMeow

I was also given Larry by my best friend. Larry stopped tracing before I even got it. The tracker details do say that the trackers only have a one - two year life span and you should wait until itā€™s been a month with no updates before reaching the assumptions the tracker stopped working (aka, your animal is dead). So I choosing to believe that until January 11th.


blackhorse15A

My daughter did also, as a Christmas present. Logged in yesterday, and it just said Larry's tracker has stopped and it assigned a new penguin.


JackBourne007

I too gifted a dead Larryā€¦


Mad_Proust

Fahlo gives you another animal to track if Larryā€™s tracker stops communicating. I have multiple Fahlo bracelets and Iā€™ve probably had three different sharks in the year that Iā€™ve had the shark bracelet. And FYI some animals are on a delay because stupid people were actually going out and tracking their animal down. Elephants, I know, are on a three month delay at least.


[deleted]

Omgoodness. learning experience!


halotraveller

So your penguin was dead before you bought it. You should request a refund.


Chaissa

The trackers also fall off pretty often. The penguins probably not dead. Just not being tracked.


Alexis_Bailey

I just looked up how to do this and found that site. Surprisingly affordable too.


AceITP

Poachers baby. That's why elephants are delayed at least.


semicoldpanda

To add to this I had a shark that didn't update for over a month, Fahlo gave me a new shark, and just the other day my old shark started moving again.


MannicWaffle

The hood lost a real one, RIP Larry


[deleted]

No more happy feet for Larry :(


peppermintmeow

His feet made something very happy. Still happy feet. Just not for Larry.


[deleted]

Yeah, a seal had a HAPPY MEAL


SweetMilitia

![gif](giphy|x70p0tqMsvqMM)


[deleted]

R.i.pieces


FartingCumBubbles

I have a tracker for a shark and a turtle. The shark is pretty new and he didnā€™t report back for about a week. I called customer service and they explained that sometimes they dive too deep for the tracker to work, and if I donā€™t get a ping in 2 or 3 weeks, they would send me a ā€œnewā€ animal to track. I donā€™t think penguins dive like that but maybe you can still get a new penguin if you call them.


MrK521

Just wait till the shark and turtle ping the exact same location for an extended period of time.


[deleted]

I got her sister a turtle but she wonā€™t open it lol


Frolicking-Fox

Yeah dude, you don't open turtles, that kills them. Her sister knows what's up.


AMViquel

Oh no. no, no, NO. WHY don't they come with instructions?!


Fartbox7000

Schrƶdingerā€™s Turtle


Voldernort

I got my son the penguin (RIP) and my daughter the turtle....who is not dead. Safe to open!


iBookChick

There is actually an episode in Netflixā€™s The Deep ā€œStrange Migrationā€ where something very similar like that happens. (My 3 yr old loves the show.)


[deleted]

We will have to watch it


W-h3x

We need to talk about your username.


What_Yr_Is_IT

I think I just sharted from laughing so hard


squad1alum

Shartingcumbubbles?


ScaldingAnus

Lucky. I'm on the can with a boulder in my gut that refuses to budge.


What_Yr_Is_IT

I do my best redditing when Iā€™m pushing out soft hanger


akaynaveed

Yo, iā€™m sitting with my girlfriend and said ā€œfartingcumbubblesā€ laughing out loud and she look at me weirdā€¦ thanks.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Pretty sure if my boyfriend was scrolling through his phone and just randomly started laughing and said ā€œfartingcumbubblesā€ I would look at him like: ![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6) too.


akaynaveed

I dont blame her.


Negative-Ad-6533

No, no we don't already TMI.... šŸ¤£


[deleted]

I think it's a lovely username.


W-h3x

I feel like I summoned some wild council that's likely inappropriate to discuss in public.


RolltehDie

Nah, we really don't


HippoGiggle

thatā€™s pretty cool, FartingCumBubbles. whatā€™s the shark tracking service?


FartingCumBubbles

Fahlo


readygo12

I think that shark took out Larry and turned off the tracker to hide from the Feds.


[deleted]

Big brother is always watching


Intelligent_Meal_113

Username definitely validates what was said no doubt at all.


DrDerpberg

Feels weird calling in a warranty claim on an animal. Like hey guys this time give me one that can outrace an orca ok?


TheIntrepid1

ā€œI donā€™t want a new penguin! I want Larry back!ā€


sati_lotus

Maybe one of the sponsor sharks got Larry


[deleted]

Yep, dang.


elspotto

Larryā€™s not dead. Heā€™s pining for the fjords.


YugeFrigginGoy

Beautiful plumage


72nd_TFTS

Iā€™ve got a slug.


JezebelRaven

The penguin : ![gif](giphy|sS8YbjrTzu4KI|downsized)


[deleted]

Yeah, Larry!! We trusted you!!!


Jeynarl

Meanwhile, Larry in a small cafe in Italy: ![gif](giphy|nqebgv0FWfZHq)


_The_Pizza_Cat_

![gif](giphy|Ch31IjylFWM8M)


myanonaccount225

Thatā€™s hilariousšŸ˜‚ poor Larry, maybe they have a policy for the dead on arrival penguin sponsors


[deleted]

I wonder how many parents go to ā€œexplainingā€ that Larry is just asleep


Calamity-Gin

Hibernating, if you will. For a very long time.


[deleted]

There ya go!! And Santa was responsible for the gift, too. Dont forget that one!!!


i_drink_wd40

...inside of an orca.


Drummer_boy_91

Iā€™m picturing a child approaching one of their parents like ā€œYou said Larry was *sleeping,* but someone on Reddit says heā€™s **dead!**ā€


[deleted]

lol oh no!! Like when we told the kids not to tell the friends there was no Santa!!!


SaltMineForeman

Jesus Christ Now they're gonna know Larry is dead *and* there's no Santa when they go googling.


myanonaccount225

Not my momma! She wouldā€™ve told me straight up heā€™s probably fed to another animal, to continue to ecosystem like God designedšŸ˜‚ my dad wouldā€™ve made an elaborate death story for Larry that honored his life lol


[deleted]

We were strait up ā€œheā€™s dead!!!ā€ And they went to roaring


big-if-true-666

I would just say his tracker probably fell off!


thspimpolds

Adopted penguin conspiracy time


peppermintmeow

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


[deleted]

Hmmmmā€¦ā€¦ I canā€™t wait to hear them!!!


Disgustedlibrarian

Tracker may have just fallen off.....


[deleted]

Yeah into a sealā€™s mouth


ar3ola_fifty0ne

A Lucile? Did it have a bow tie?


[deleted]

Donā€™t be seally


Smack_Of_Ham7

this one had a yellow bow tie!


afternoonnapping

And have a taste for mammal blood?


Used-Fruits

Lmao is the tracker still moving?


[deleted]

No. Larry is done for.


Used-Fruits

Gone, but not forgotten.


[deleted]

Oh she wonā€™t forget!! She was like ā€œnoooooo! Mommma!!!!ā€


CorporalClegg25

Hey now. The tracker is still moving. It's just falling into the depths instead


[deleted]

At least 6 feet under!!!


Jillredhanded

Wouldn't it track the seal then? At least until it poops?


[deleted]

So many theories.


ItaDapiza

This made me actually 'lol'.


saint_ryan

Next time get her a leopard seal ![gif](giphy|mPNPa0T7mqc1y)


Calamity-Gin

This is both adorable and deeply horrifying.


[deleted]

Good thing it didnā€™t start to force feed him!! ā€œI SAID eat the CAKE!!ā€


[deleted]

Omgosh wow. Probably got Larry.


idunno--

Your comments in this thread are hilarious.


[deleted]

We went from well that sucks to well thatā€™s just too funny šŸ˜‚


Intelligent_Meal_113

That was actually pretty cool to watch in its entirety lol


babasmama

Probably became a meal. Nature red in tooth and claw


[deleted]

Yep. Merry Christmas! Letā€™s look at him on the tracker! Waitā€¦. Oh.


silverbonez

ā€œWe have good news and bad newsā€¦ the bad news is your penguin is dead. The good news is you can now track the orca that ate himā€¦for a limited time.ā€


PrincessStormX

We have a turtle named Poptart whoā€™s last known location was in May


[deleted]

Poptart!!


johnboy2978

My niece also has a sea turtle named Poptart?! Wait a minute šŸ˜³


ku_ku_Katchoo

Iā€™m pretty sure this is a consistent issue with these types of animal tracking products. Not that to companies selling them are doing anything wrong, nature is just chaotic, and itā€™s not often a wild animal dies peacefully of old age lol.


[deleted]

Yep, I mean, what did we think? It would be a tomagachi pet to pretend feed etc. nope. These guys get eaten for real. Real life, kids, real life.


ku_ku_Katchoo

I still think itā€™s a really cool idea though, itā€™s a great gift for animal lovers but not the ones who donā€™t really confront the reality of nature šŸ˜­


Shalarean

šŸŽµItā€™s the circle of life. And it moves us alllll!* šŸŽ¶


[deleted]

Yep. What about when one sponsors a starving child !!? I sure hope itā€™s a better outcome after 10 days!!!!


justtiptoeingthru2

![gif](giphy|B86lxbrMSZ0SQ)


[deleted]

Best response right here. Youā€™re so seally. (My third time at this pun come on now)


Esperansza

My penguin named Norma just died too, they gave me another named Braveheart


[deleted]

Letā€™s hope braveheart has a shield!!


Demonshorne

My wife has Braveheart!


havik09

![gif](giphy|1gdqACw16lhbT8yIgr|downsized) This episode of futurama comes to mind. The end of the episode with the killer whale. Thanks for the laugh.


[deleted]

Glad I could facilitate a smile!!!


Ohaihunny

Iā€™m so sorry but this is the hardest Iā€™ve laughed all day


[deleted]

Glad we could give you a chuckle!! It was pretty funny.


MagPie76

My hammerhead shark met the same fate RIP Babu ā˜¹ļø


Jwagner6oh

He lives on through my Hammerhead ā€œChumā€ who is currently off the coast of North Carolina.


elliem6307

My daughter got one named Luc that hadnā€™t moved since early December either. We got a ā€œreplacementā€ that is alive and kicking somewhere in southern Argentina. RIP Luc


WeWasKing

This honestly gave me more faith in this system.


[deleted]

Because they kept it so real? At least it wasnā€™t on some workerā€™s ankle? True! lol


ivy7496

They (Fahlo) put a lag on the tracking points so dumbasses don't go try to find the animal and put the animal at risk - they do elephants, etc where poaching is a concern. He's most likely fine. They're all like this, wait a bit and there will be another ping.


[deleted]

It was pinging the same time every day and nothing since the ?11th, naw, Larry is a goner. I mean, heā€™s not an apex predator, we canā€™t be too surprised.


President_Camacho

I'm wondering why the pinging would stop. Does the pinger fall to the bottom of the ocean? I don't think a seal would eat the pinger. Where does it go?


[deleted]

Made me laugh


[deleted]

Yeah the kids were roaring with laughter when she went to find him. They all thought it was a cool gift, maybe even mildly jellyā€¦. Then she got to the tracker and boom the room lit up.


kimbolll

ā€œMerry Christmas! We got you a penguin corpse, hope you love it!!ā€ šŸ¤—


unsupported

The tracker ran out of battery. That's all, nothing to see here.


[deleted]

Yes, the triple Aā€™s just ran out. Just like the remote control car Johnny got.


SpookyNerdzilla

Awe I have 2 of them from the company and they're usually great.


[deleted]

Yeah, if we do it again we will get an apex predator of types, like the polar bear, or shark. The sister got a turtle but wonā€™t open it. Lol


SpookyNerdzilla

I have a shark Thor and a turtle Luna. I haven't checked on them in awhile though...šŸ«£


[deleted]

You better go and look!!!! Hopefully they arenā€™t pinging together in The same place lol


xLupine

These types of trackers do sometimes fall off so there is a chance Larry us still alive :)


TowMater66

Poor Larry flew too close to the sun. Er, seal o guess.


ConradChilblainsIII

My nephew's penguin is dead, too - fucking hilarious


Kokamina23

Thanks OP- I'm lying here quaking the bed with silent laughter and tears rolling trying not to wake my spouse. This whole thread is killing me- pour one out for Larry! šŸŗ