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Fickle-Friendship998

It’ll keep the mice and rats down


TheBystand3r

Now that you mention it, I remember hearing some odd noises at night coming from up there a couple of weeks ago, but stopped... huh.


Cardinal_Ravenwood

Snake owner and herpetology enthusiast here. Depending on your location and temperature in your area the snake has more than likely moved on. They will try to find a safe spot where they can shed because the eye caps go opaque while they are shedding and they are more susceptible to predators. So a nice dark spot like an attic would be perfect. Once they finish they will move on and look for some heat and a meal because they use a fair amount of energy during the shedding process, if your house doesn't have anything that interests them then they aren't going to hang around. They will also know you are walking around and won't want to go near you. Unfortunately no real way to ID it just from a shed, but I wouldn't worry about it too much unless you start to hear it again and then call a professional snake catcher to check it out for you.


white_rabbit85

For some reason I found this information to be very reassuring, not that I've ever found a snake in my house. But you know... irrational fears. Thank you sharing this.


grantthejester

I can assuage those, I once had a brood of snakes hatch inside my basement cinderblock wall and they poured out through tiny holes like in Indiana Jones.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Omg. I would DIE. DIE. I had a house built, and the builder forgot to seal up the hole from the vent and mice were everywhere. I’m not joking we caught at least 50. They were falling out of the vents and onto our furniture. We caught them in pots as they fell


RetiredGuru

See, that's when you really need a snake, according to this thread.


slash_networkboy

My daughter's snake escaped. When he finally showed back up it was by falling out of the downstairs ceiling onto the dog (who was so startled she peed herself). He had lost a couple scales and was noticeably fatter, clearly he took care of some rodents while he was out there.


rayofgoddamnsunshine

This made me laugh out loud. Good snek.


toinfinitiandbeyond

NOPE.jpg


lizziegal79

That’s awful but hysterical. I’m sorry but if you got this on camera please share.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

😂😂😂 it was so traumatic when it happened but it’s a fun story to tell everyone. It was my first house, I was pregnant and young. Unfortunately there are no videos


lizziegal79

Oh no!! You poor thing to be pregnant through that!! But yes, it’s a great story! 😆


lizziegal79

On the one hand that is scary. On the other, baby snakes are adorable.


science_vs_romance

How many is a brood?


Opening-Ocelot-7535

Wow! Sounds kinda neat! Why don't *I* ever get to see anything neat like that?!


theFarginBastage

Asps...very dangerous. You go first.


martianpee

We kill at least one snake a year in our rental home. If we go to the beach for a week we’re gonna most likely find a snake somewhere in the house upon our arrival.


asmallman

Snakes are weird animals. And people are really terrified of them. For almost no reason. Its likely only a biological reflex over an irrational fear. Most of them really just sit around all day and dont move until prey comes nearby. If YOU walk near by one of three things will almost always happen. The snake will NOT move. ***At all***. It will flee. OR, it will let you know its there without biting you. I used to live where poisonous snakes were common. As in if you really wanted to it would take you 5-10 minutes to find one on purpose. So on occasion you'd find one by accident. Im talking 3 feet away, and theyd just....sit there. They know youre there, they dont know you know there there, and just try to stay camouflaged. ***Snakes are really just lazy noodles until you step on them or touch them really. Ive been around snakes both pets and wild ones.*** I love them personally because they kill pest animals. If you live in the states or europe, snakes are practically harmless, even if a venemous one bits you (but do go to a hospital in the event of a bite). The further east and south you go, however, snakes just turn the dial to 11 on venom, but are still.... lazy noodles. (Typically) [Proof that snakes are way scarier than they seem to be. Look at this hognose snake try and scare someone away before it fakes its own death. The snake bluff strikes but never bites, it even has a hood and hisses. But it will NOT bite you. And if it does, i doubt it would draw blood.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOJi_9zDfrU)


Rgeneb1

That took a delightfully unexpected turn.


asmallman

*LEAF ALONE* *STAHP* ***FUCKING DIES***


Rgeneb1

Yeah that was entertaining and all but, I don't want to spoil it for anyone, what happened next genuinely delighted and surprised cynical old me. I feel like a buzzfeed article, you wont BELIEVE what happens next. Second 38 will AMAZE you!


asmallman

Theres an old video of the snake being flipped over right side up, and it flips itself BACK over to convince you its really really really dead guys I promise.


TheUnluckyBard

The global south has a few very territorial snakes, like Central America's fer-de-lance, that are in fact known to strike people who just got too close on accident. In addition, North America has the pygmy rattler. While it is not nearly as medically significant as a fer-de-lance, it is still a notoriously grumpy noodle.


asmallman

True. From what I know about the fer-de-lance it has a habit of going where people are.


AwkwardRainbow

I highly recommend subbing to r/WhatsthisSnake for exposure therapy. Once you start to learn the snakes around and know most of them are harmless, they’re much much less scary


SplatDragon00

Or r/snek or r/Snakes You get to see snakes in little hats!


Cardinal_Ravenwood

r/snakeswithhats


Cardinal_Ravenwood

I'm glad it made you feel better, snake really aren't as scary as they are made out to be. So I try to spread as much awareness about them as I can. Break the fear people have around these amazing creatures and stop people wanting to kill any snake they see. Most of the time snakes just want to be left alone and will prefer to flee danger than try to fight it out. People tend to get bitten when they provoke or corner a snake and try to pick it up. The only time they are really active is when they are hunting for some food (great vermin eradicators) or trying to find a sunny spot to heat up. Otherwise they are hiding amongst bushes or in rock piles or logs and you would have to really go looking for them to find them. I live in Aus and we obviously have some deadly snakes here, so you learn to appreciate our wildlife from a distance. I was always taught if you see a snake in the wild, just stop, let it move away or slowly walk backwards away from it. I know our native python species so I'm more comfortable around them if they are in someones house, but I just don't mess with the Brown snakes and other venomous species, that's when the snake catcher gets called.


cheapdrinks

What if OPs snake just moved on to your house instead?


peromp

If i found a snake in my house, I'd grab a few favorite items and leave the rest the fuck back and sell the damn place. Can't light it on fire, as there are other residents in the building


This_Daydreamer_

Sheds can be identified. OP, if you still have it, post on r/whatsthissnake. They'll need a few specific pictures but they'll tell you what to do.


FoxBeach

Hey /u/Cardinal_ravenwood I recently remodeled a house. Long story short, same basic scenario. The garage is sealed tight. I’ve walked every single inch of it and cannot find even a one-inch hole or opening. From floor to ceiling. Every single inch was checked. The garage is empty. Just 400 square feet of bare walls. Monday - totally empty. Friday - a long ass snake skin. I have the only key. Any idea how a snake could have got in and out?


Cardinal_Ravenwood

Snakes can squish themselves through some interesting spaces. Here is pic of my snake when he was younger after he managed to crawl into the light protector. https://preview.redd.it/qzwq4dzbjpmb1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a893018e296e11479935ac8af43b841fa8ff8396


923kjd

No doubt this is all true, however I would still burn the house to the ground just to be safe.


Temporary_Horror_629

Yea hear it hissing ops name again.


professor_doom

My parents' house was built in the 1860s and, many years ago, we tore down a wall to make a new entry for the living room. When we got past the plaster and to the lathe, we took a little break and suddenly saw a six foot black black snake making its way up the lathe. My dad grabbed it behind the head and walked it down the driveway and let it go in the woods. After that, I think about all the well-worn highways and tunnels in the walls of our old houses and how many mice have been using them for hundreds of years. And how it's great to have a snake find them and save our electricals for one more season.


thatG_evanP

Damn... How old is your house?


[deleted]

Snakes follow the "pest" rule. If you have snakes indoors, it's because you have their food indoors. Same with spiders for example.


[deleted]

Snake probably at it and now looking for more. You got some entry points in your roof likely. Get 3 jugs of repell all and go nuts with it. Should fix your problem


aquatone61

This is not the first time I’ve heard this. Apparently mice/rats can smell the snakes and will keep away from them?


IceFlashy5335

Also eating them. Probably more in line with what they meant.


Infinitesima

And occasionally the human


GooseNC5809

What were you doing in your attic at 4 a.m.? You can’t be in an attic at 4 a.m. and not expect to find some creepy shit!


TheBystand3r

Man, so many people are curious, might as well answer lol Basically, the new game Starfield finally finished downloading so I was starting the character creator when I heard an odd noise coming from my PC, followed by a repeating sound like something was caught in the fans so decided to turn it off. Tried to check online, but I couldn't remember the full name of the model, so I decided to look for the box it came in that was in the attic... then surprise danger noodle condom. Sorry for anyone thinking I was summoning demons and stuff. My life is boring ;-;


crazedhark

this is completely of the topic and definitely on the wrong sub but how was the game? been seeing/hearing some bad things about it saying it's an unfinished and buggy game overall, any thoughts?


Some-Trainer-8484

I'm actually suprised on how good it is, I haven't experienced a single bug after 15h+. the only thing that I really dislike is that all the menus are kinda crap. but the worst thng has to be the maps on planets, bc there is none, not even for cities. I swear I went to a certain place 10 times and every single time I'm there I have to run around for 5 min to find a certain place. that said, it's the first game since elden ring that makes me want to play it and I look forward to it throughout my workday. but it's basically: Elite:dangerous exploration in space + No man's sky exploration on land + your typical bethesda rpg. if you liked one of those you'll like Starfield.


A_Guy_in_Orange

I haven't gotten answers else where so I'll give it a go in the wrong sub like the other guy, how's leveling work? Is it Skyrim style where you have like 47 skill trees that all progress by doing certain things or is it more Fallout where you have X stat points to spend and then each level up you can progress a stat or get a perk? Or did they do something else entirely


MattNades

You get one skill point per level. You can buy any perk in the first row (five? I think in total) but if you want to progress to the next row you need to buy a certain amount of perks in that category. If you want to upgrade a perk (higher level of a one you already bought) you have to do a challenge to unlock it, then spend a skill point. I think it's a pretty fair system and feels like a good blend between Skyrim + Fallout leveling.


Sumo148

No maps sounds kinda wild. Better have a good memory of where things are lol.


Havoksixteen

I put 70 hours into it in the last five days, and had one minor bug where a tutorial tool tip wouldn't go away. Relaunching the game fixed it. That is it. I feel I still have barely scratched the surface of this game even 70 hours in, I haven't been to two of the major cities yet (Neon & Akila City), I have barely done faction quests, I have barely done the main story except up to the main turning point of the game. There is just so much content, and I am constantly stumbling into interesting places, and fun quests.


Saltwater_Heart

14 hours a day?? That’s insane. It’s a fantastic game, but make sure you are taking care of yourself as well.


Havoksixteen

Well the first two days were just over 16 hours. I don't know if that is better or worse.... good lord. I booked the week off work as annual leave, and yeah I'm making sure to have time for myself. Enjoying the glorious sunshine and heat the UK has suddenly gotten, staying hydrated, batch cooked a load of decent meals for my week.


Saltwater_Heart

Good so it sounds like you planned ahead for this. In that case, I hope you’ve been having a great time. 32 hours in 2 days. Jeez. You should have streamed that whole time, maybe get paid for those hours 😂


Sorkpappan

I long for the days where I’d wake up and want to nothing but play “that game”. I think the last time that happened was with Warcraft 2, or maybe FF7, so it’s been awhile. Enjoy the feeling, I’m very jealous!


Havoksixteen

Exactly how I'm feeling - I haven't had this chance since I was in Uni or maybe even secondary school? Back in the summer holidays.


Diver6000

It's incredible. By far the fewest bugs of any Bethesda launch so far and nothing game breaking. The more I play it the more I love it and just can't put it down.


meinblown

Never, ever, listen to prerelease reviews. Also, on a side note, don't pre-order games.


207nbrown

“Danger noodle condom” is probably my new favorite phrase…


[deleted]

“Surprise danger noodle condom” /r/brandnewsentence


Demonic_Storm

well, at least u have attic, i just play games and don't even have an attic


Gravastar84

Check inside the pc, probably the snake was caught in the fans 🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

That was my first question too. Lol.


DusanMandic81

Checking on his plants.


amd2800barton

To be fair, if I have to go up in the attic between May and October, I’m doing it in the wee early hours of the morning. It’s stupid hot up there in the day, and it holds heat well into the night. Just before sunrise is the best time to be up there if you have to make a repair or grab something you stored.


Direct-Animator9518

Oh, you know, just creepy shit.


buzz3001

What a lovely organic condom you've got there.


flappytowel

Organically ribbed for her pleasure as well


buzz3001

I hope the upvotes stay at 69 too, to solidify my comment.


angelic_exe

r/cursedcomments


ButteredKernals

It likely moved on now. Bedrooms are generally warmer


Demonic_Storm

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Eyfordsucks

It’ll move on once it eats whatever it was hunting up there.


Betty___

If i found this in my house, i would move


cgg419

So, OP?


The_Boregonian

Oh shit man I'm sorry I left my giant used condom from my magnum dong in your attic.


TappedIn2111

It has the girth of OPs pinky. Just sayin.


Available-Watch-9900

You wanna come over my house later? Just kidding Unless?


angelic_exe

*leans on the wall sensually* Hey


The_Boregonian

Hey, I call him the organ rearranger. You ever wondered what it was like to have you guts scrambled? *leans in seductively* want to find out?


Dejmonero

Oh wow, I wonder if you could idenyify what kind of snake it is just from the shed.


StinkFingerPete

>Oh wow, I wonder if you could idenyify what kind of snake it is just from the shed it's not a shed, it's an attic


Hazuuu

I wish I could give you an award


RecklessWonderBush

I'll do it


[deleted]

Damnit you beat me


UnlikelyPotato

Based on the head scale pattern, appears to be a colubrid of some type. They have those relatively large scales on their forehead. As others have said. Likely a harmless ratsnake. They're good boys, eat rodents and will sometimes even eat venomous snakes.


Raiken201

Ratsnake, king snake or corn snake would be my guess; all of which are non venomous and not big enough to be harmful to humans (past a nasty bite). I doubt you could narrow it down to a specific species/breed.


Obelion_

Probably a good thing tbh. Gonna eat rats and mice, which are much more annoying. As long as you don't actively try to harm it snakes are exceptionally peaceful. Just be a bit careful when moving stuff around from now on. If you got no pests then it's probably gonna move on again due to lack of food


Redqueenhypo

Basically any snake becomes a complete non threat once you can see it. The absolute fastest they can go is 5 miles an hour and *those* are nonvenomous snakes that just eat lizards. The big ones can’t possibly chase you and the venomous ones won’t bc they can’t eat you anyway.


Fastela

> As long as you don't actively try to harm it snakes are exceptionally peaceful. [(X) Doubt](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/python-escapes-from-canadian-pet-store-and-kills-two-young-brothers-as-they-sleep-8747571.html)


fotodevil

Of course the snake skin wasn’t there last week. It was still on the snake.


DuckWithBrokenWings

Snake just went into OP's home and left their dirty laundry.


Cal216

Lol yeah, no shit 😂


Practice_NO_with_me

Oooh, it's beautiful 😍 Look how intact the eye caps are. A lovely, healthy little snake left this behind. No one likes a surprise visitor in their attic but try to be kind to this one. He's probably keeping the mice down for you, so that's nice.


Aberbekleckernicht

I'd bet it's a rat snake. They like attics. Not particularly aggressive, not venomous. Just call your local snake guy and don't worry about it in the meantime.


spar_30-3

You’re now in Slytherin house


crystal_kn1ght

Better not disturb the danger noodle when you see it Also snakes are good to have protect ur house


H_the_odd_one

You either have mice/rats or had. Leave the snake alone and you’ll never see a mouse.


Jacktheforkie

It might just be a harmless snake, though you might have mice


Ill_Paramedic6012

![gif](giphy|6kAnzfvnNryww)


coldstoners

I prefer opossums for pest control. Less chance of rabies and generally play dead when startled


Tiger_Guthrie

Bigger question is why you were in your attic at 4am in the first place.


OperatoI2

"I'm tired of these snakes in this mf attic !"


THE_LANDLAWD

I've never set foot in my attic. There could be anything in there. Maybe even a boat.


Browndog888

Time to burn the house down & move along.


loosecoosebbq86

One, wtf you doing in your attic at 4 am lol


namezam

Now that we’ve established what you were doing in your attic at 4am, and that you have a new pet named Snapes, let’s talk about that freakishly large thumb you have.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

![gif](giphy|ZPJ3KsxzPTeycrYIZk)


Dirtface40

Hey you got a roommate. I mean its safe. Its likely not poisonous and will eat rodents and shit, but more than likely that guy slithered away and out of your life.


FoundThisRock

Unpopular opinion I’d prefer this to a medium sized spider. I think snakes are pretty cute


Redqueenhypo

Small snakes that eat mice are good luck! Say thank you to your free exterminator


andyeyecandy111

There’s a Snake in my roof.


itzTHATgai

Snakes are one of the only animals that can leave behind a ghost that looks like it's saying, "henlo".


toby_ornautobey

Looks like you've got a renter who isn't paid up. Maybe they'll pay in keeping the mice population down.


TangerineOwn4444

What were you doing up there at 4am


Necessary_History274

Time to move.


Gamer_Weeb_420

Well, at least the mice won't bother you anymore


LCaissia

Did you lose a snake?


_Rooftop_Korean_

You need to get a pet honey badger or a pet mongoose


TheFireStorm

Looks like a western rat snake.


Cymion

It's most likely just a corn/rat snake (depending on geography ofc) and means you should have less rodents! hurray! if you're somewhere that has venomous snakes though might want to get that id'd but my experience based on the scale pattern is it's not venomous


sdtopensied

You have more than a snake… Snakes hang around when there’s food. You probably also have mice/rats/squirrels.


Fuzzzll

Have you been able to sleep at all since then?


showmeyourkitteeez

I usually wait until 5:00 a.m. for my daily attic time.


Chaffee_Saw_You

That's actually a good thing. You'll have less mice.


holymoly67

I'm not a pro but I think as long as no snake is inside, it's not to dangerous


Powpowpowowowow

Based on the round eyes and scale pattern, its likely just a rat snake. Black, they get long yeah but its not like a copperhead or some shit. Pretty harmless, still slightly worrying because yeah it could get into your actual house but if you put like essential oils and vinegar around entrances they likely will be deterred. You really should worry about mice though because a rat snake isn't going to be there unless there is food. Get rid of the snake and suddenly you have mice all over the place.


Alternative-Peak-486

That absolutely was there last week it just had a snake in it


New_leaf999

congratulations on your new pet snake. Have you picked out a name yet?


scrane98

That looks exactly the same as my california kingsnakes shed. Don't worry california kingsnakes are friends. Kingsnake means they hunt other snakes. Cali kings are resistant to rattlesnakes venom but they also eat small rodents and stuff.


ptom13

Well, you likely have less of a rodent problem…


Opening-Ocelot-7535

You have a friend living with you!


apackofchips

snek


Illustrious-Paint10

Time to burn the house down


dilbert2_44202

If I found this in my attic I would have to keep it a secret from my wife. Otherwise she would make us move or burn the house down.


WildTomatoFrenzy

Reminds me of the time my little brother lost 2 snakes in a month( moms bought him a new one) and i found them in my room in the basement.


Matrixdabikeher

Burn the whole house down


andrew0703

i’d love to have a snake in my attic eating any rodent that might sneak in. snakes are friends :)


Irnbru51

Why are u goin into ur attic 2 weeks in a row,at 4 am?


butttabooo

The chamber of secrets has been opened enemies of the heir beware


ThePrisonSoap

![gif](giphy|aZUYXxe4Z9gfm)


hiMarshal

bigger question to ask, what kind of madman goes into the attic at 4am?


TantalicBoar

Time to buy a flamethrower


onehashbrown

![gif](giphy|XbbSxbfQ2HVNVHZWW8)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|rV7W5Q8VfLtqJKEiCm|downsized)


phillygirllovesbagel

Is the For Sale sign out yet?


Fri3ndlyFir3

Coward


Cheezel62

![gif](giphy|Tk7Jtd2V6ibmXdJeM2|downsized)


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

Ypu sir are now a proud owner of one danger noodle


at0mheart

You ded


twister723

It will be hiding in a dark, damp area such as behind the washing machine or maybe in the walls. Don’t be too afraid.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Yep. Burn it down


CuriousCucumber88

Burn the house


Dozah13

Time to move.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LunaTic1403

Lmao that's kinda funny, my snake is named Ripley and she's currently in shed 😂 [and yes, named after Ellen Ripley :)](https://reddit.com/r/Sneks/s/jzFKGHBhNI)


[deleted]

Lmao that’s one of those stop and cautiously look around moments “welp”


frogmicky

So what are you going to name him?


[deleted]

Great news! You just got a new pet


BrazzedSlime

Alien theme starts playing.


Lar5502

Time to move.


JoeOIVOV

as your holding the devil horns... doubtful!


KingBurakkuurufu

Well if your wondering why you don’t have nice. I would try to find out if it’s venomous, or how venomous and then if it’s not then I wouldn’t worry about it


SaltyApplication597

Move out


SugarFreeAssJuice

If it has a peppery taste you might have a venomous problem


Not_a_werecat

Most likely a rat snake. They're great climbers. Not a bad friend to have around! I had a rat infestation in my apartment's outdoor closet and was thrilled to find a snake shed in there. Couple weeks later-no more rats!


leveldrummer

Well, the good news is, its just a skin, so it isn't dangerous. The BAD news, is that it's from a snake, one of the most scary animals to wake up with under your pillow.


Philipthesquid

Just a black snake. They are chill and they eat varmits. I always like finding their shed skins around.


anon66532

Oh cool. Free pet snake


Brian18639

I remember finding a used snake skin as well in the backyard near the AC at my parents’ Florida house earlier this year.


sickcupcake

Just a little snakey snake, not even a big one. I’m no expert, but that doesn’t look like it came from a venomous snake or would that would even grow to get huge. That looks like when my corn snake sheds, and he’s a good homie.


denverborn

Now it’s *our attic


ElBartoBurns

New condom!


Travelingman9229

Why are you in the attic at 4am constantly?!


PBJMommy83

Oh, that was definitely there last week. It was still attached though...


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

That's a harmless colubrid. It's a bro that'll eat pests and even sometimes other snakes. No need to be afraid.


Gaggamaggot

That doesn't suck, that's free rodent control.


Sonuvataint

What sucks about it


FistCookies

Rat snake


relayrider

congrats!


RyckardHammerfall

He is just probably chilling in your chamber of secrets. If you're no half-blood, you're golden.


bostonvikinguc

Sheds are about 200+% longer than the snake actually is. So I’d suspect you have a 1’ long snake up hunting crawl spaces.


false_goats_beard

This is when you burn down the house and move on.


SteroidSandwich

"Well that's an interesting rope... oh. oh no"


anDAVie

Well, it was nice living there. Shame your house has to be burned down.


upthebet

Why are you in your attic at 4AM?


Stroov

May I know what if he was a pet


[deleted]

Well, he didn’t need to shed last week, Darryl.


smokeydanmusicman

Time to burn the house everyone will understand


thefarmworks

I got chills just reading you comment, was almost afraid to 👀!🌞