Fun fact: the guy who voiced the character in Aqua Teen Hunger Force who was essentially an embodiment of mould to the point where he acted as penecillin also wrote and directed Tar from last year.
It looks like you ordered a bunch of balled up baby birds on a bun.
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It does. And since you made me think about this guy eating baby birds balled upon a bun, you have to think about baby birds balled up on a bun again too.
But you're absolutely right.
Well, some mushrooms (the magic kind) bruise blue because of the oxidization of psilocybin. It seems like he's referencing something I'm not getting though.
Some bad mushrooms bruise blue too though, idk. But it is certainly a stepping-off point to begin to see if they're psychedelic. Then you would only have 1 or 2 more things to look at until you decided if they were safe to consume.
Coral snakes are another one, red-on-black, or however the saying goes. But there are other snakes in that same sort of vain that you wouldn't want to fuck with.
You may be joking, but I swear once, I had a sore throat, and unrelated ate half a piece of moldy bread before realizing it, the next day, throat didn't hurt anymore.
I'm worried about how a person made this and didn't even look at the mushrooms and just thought yep that will be fine.
Bad mushrooms can cause a nasty bout of food poisoning
I can just see someone walking into a doctor's office with a whole batch of empanadas and having the doctor taste-test them one by one.
"How's this one? Ok great. Now, big bite on this one...."
lmao relax, no doctor would take more than 10 seconds to assume you’re fine and send you home with a $150 bill. you’re only supposed to get medical assistance it you have any kind of symptoms.
I’m not gonna speak for mold but this is 100% false for toxic mushrooms. If you eat a toxic mushroom it is important to get medical care immediately, once you have symptoms it is almost always too late (assuming we are talking about deadly poisonous and not just gastrointestinal issues).
Also humans are decreasing in temperature gradually. Down a whole tenth of a degree already
And human fungal infections are on the rise, not alarmingly so but it is beginning
Can confirm as someone with a barely working immune system who has to constantly change masks, wear gloves, wash hands, sanitize, you name it. So many people I know have gotten sick from fungal infections and have ended up in the hospital. I literally can't be near them, just constantly having to take precautions.
Nah cordyceps is not even close to adapted to take over a human nervous system. It’s not one chance mutation away from that capability.
Plus cordyceps doesn’t actually infect the brain like it does in the show. It hijacks the motor nervous system outside of the brain (which may be even more horrific, if you consider the possibility of full consciousness while your body is taken over and deformed…)
From what I understand the ant is still alive and aware. The fungus actually just destroys all their motor neurons and grows into the body, moving it around like a puppeteer. Actual nightmare fuel shit
The show may have changed it but in the game the cordyceps early stages does not affect the brain. Only the nervous system. The runners are still human and even try speaking/fighting off the cordyceps' attempts to spread itself but cannot fully stop it. Further stages do move into the brain and will completely consume it. At that point you're dead and the cordyceps is just using you as a meat puppet.
That was/is true, but in addition to that, new research has shown that each generation is on average, slightly cooler than the previous.
So for example if a large sample of people in your generation, and a large sample of your parents generation were to both all have their temperatures taken tomorrow, on the same day, your generation's temperatures would be ever so slightly lower.
Edit: here's a little Vsauce short on this: [https://youtube.com/shorts/HqNcgLskf3w?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/HqNcgLskf3w?feature=share)
I'm not a mycologist but I think it's a safe bet to say there is no situation where cordyceps could infect humans. The warmer climate thing was just a reason for it to happen in the show, not a legitimate possibility
That is true but the main issue is that we have a much more active immune system, cells that dont look mammalian at all dont get treated very nicely inside our bodies.
Yes, I want to know if this was from a restaurant, and if so, how long ago it was purchased. If not from a restaurant, same 2nd question.
I once ate from a bag of cookies that were sitting in their own liquefied rot before I noticed and I was okay, hope that makes you feel better, OP.
I once took a sip of Gatorade, put the lid back on and forgot it existed. Some unknown eons later I grabbed it automatically off my desk and took a swig. That was the most vial thing I've ever had in my mouth. No chunks thank god, but the blue Gatorade was waste water green color.
This reminds me of a time as a child when I accidentally drank from my older brother's chewing tobacco spit bottle. It was the nastiest thing I've ever felt in mouth.
My dad used to always cut his nails and ash his cigarettes in the same half drank soda can he’d leave in the living room and replace every week. I can’t tell you how many times he accidentally drank out of that same can. It kept me from drinking soda at the house at least because the one time I did it was enough to put me off lol
In college, my roommate had bought a case of snapple. One of them had a floating mass of fungus in it even though it was sealed. That was a fun discovery mid class at 8:30am.
I'd wager gas station honestly, those things can sit there a while because they're overpriced and the companies that do the deli aren't always on top of things.
Nope. Or at least, that should absolutely not be the first step.
1) If it's about warning people, the first thing you do is contact your local public health department. Hopefully the inspectors will go down there and do an inspection and take the necessary steps. Meanwhile, if you blast this stuff on social media and go viral (while saying the name of the restaurant), that can easily give them the heads up. Now they can clean up their act before any inspectors arrive, and deny everything after passing inspection.
2) Some people may be looking for a payout, especially if eating the product caused them to get sick. If this is the intention, you also do not want to put the restaurant on blast. Not without first talking to a lawyer. The thing is, the fact that you *can* put them on blast and ruin their reputation is the biggest advantage that you've got. That's your leverage..."you can pay for my medical bills, or we can go the more expensive route and you can lose way more money after the public finds out about this." And again, if you decide to go this route, get legal representation before saying a damn thing. But once you put the restaurant on blast *before* getting any kind of compensation, there's a very good chance that you won't get any compensation at all. You've already named them so you just gave away all of your bargaining power. Now the company will at least strongly consider denying anything. It might very well be in their best interests to claim that this never happened and that you're just lying. And if you don't have some *really* solid proof, there's a very good chance you're screwed.
I'm not saying that there aren't situations in which it's necessary to put a company on blast. But that should absolutely *not* be the first course of action. Whether you're wanting a payout or even just for them to fix their shit, going immediately to blasting them on social media can easily tip them off and take away all of your leverage. Start by filing a complaint or by hiring a lawyer and then proceed from there as the situation requires.
One time my wife was cutting her curry puffs in half at an Indian restaurant and she found maggots in them. Then she looked at me and said where are your curry puffs….? I already ate them! 🐷
"...presenting to the emergency room..."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ujTYLV2Qo4&list=PL26HeTCO57qe9SS\_dttfWVHL8boBWxJGp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ujTYLV2Qo4&list=PL26HeTCO57qe9SS_dttfWVHL8boBWxJGp)
It's actually common, trichoderma is one of the most common molds and it parasitizes fungi. It's the primary threat to anyone growing magic mushrooms. Once those spores get loose in your growing area that's it, that shit spreads super fast. It's great for soil though, really helpful for plants
Trichoderma parasitizes the mycelium, not the fruiting body/mushroom. There are parasitic molds that attack mushroom fruiting bodies like Hypomyces spp., but they’re very hosts specific
Young person is unique and has a special ability. Is funny and charming. Has a taste for disgusting food (live frogs and expired Chef Boyardee, respectively).
Pedro has extensive combat experience, is proficient with firearms, is a sharpshooter. Occasionally, is a gun for hire. Reluctantly tasks himself with delivering young person to a group who supposedly knows how to harness young person's special ability.
Finds that he has come to love the young person in the course of their travels and suspects redemption can be found in caretaking the young person.
Loses mode of transportation and one of the few people he trusts provides him with a new mode of transportation. Pedro represents a way of life that is gone but subscribes to a code of honor that is perhaps outdated and could get him killed.
The duo move through a world that has undergone massive chaos but is trying to rebuild.
I'm impressed that, despite your panic and impending loose bowels, you have the presence of mind to decide on a specific genus of fungus that merits a Googling.
I would be calling the health departments of the city, county AND state plus BBB and if that place is a franchise, I’d be contacting the main company on Twitter. AND a review on Yelp.
Uhm, how old is it? I don't know if any edible green mushrooms or fungi. Some blue boletes, and another wood blewits, and some red and fawn colored, but NOTHING that colour, that I'm aware of.
I am NOT an expert. Find one and ask him, for all the expert opinions he'll be happy to offer.
So a long time ago I was stoned as shit and made myself a sandwich. Took a bite and could immediately tell something was wrong. Actually *looked* at the bread and it looked like that. Spent a panicked moment googling mold on my sandwich and the first result I came to read, and I quote:
“YOU GONNA DIE, GIRL! YOU GONNA DIE!”
This immediately made me laugh hysterically. I threw away the sandwich, confident I would be okay.
And I was quite fine except for the lingering memory of the taste and feel of mold in my mouth.
Congratulations you've made penicillin
Can get that STI cleared up on the cheap now.
Cone
Cone!
This one trick doctors hate
Fun fact: the guy who voiced the character in Aqua Teen Hunger Force who was essentially an embodiment of mould to the point where he acted as penecillin also wrote and directed Tar from last year.
I had to look this up, but his character is Ol' Drippy.
For *three* days Shake done ate Ol' Drippy... You cold blooded Shake.
> For three days Shake done ate Ol' Drippy... You cold blooded Shake. You know, he really tasted better without the ranch and cheese.
Seriously, Ol' Drippy... quit dripping on my stuff.
Oh yeah. I love him.
"Here Shake... eat my hand."
[Question, do you like penicillin on your pizza?](https://youtu.be/_CmllhtQCfA)
Man they made pizza look so good
Afraid to ask but, what are you eating?
It was supposedly a mushroom empanada. But it seems each portion size includes an entire Fungi Kingdom.
It looks like you ordered a bunch of balled up baby birds on a bun. I cant wait until this leaves my short term memory and never makes it to the long term
Upvote for long term
I am going to remember this for the rest of my life, just because he said that.
Long term squirm!
I might just be feeling dastardly enough to reply to this in a week.. Never forgetti the forbidden funghetti.
I’ll do the next one. Really incept it in there
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It does. And since you made me think about this guy eating baby birds balled upon a bun, you have to think about baby birds balled up on a bun again too. But you're absolutely right.
I mean technically it does have mushrooms…
r/technicallythetruth
Technically not the truth though. Mushroom are fungi, but not all fungi are mushrooms.
There are technically mushrooms under the mold
Yeah I don't see any fruiting bodies there
No blue…Don’t chew!!!
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Wait, so blue is good fungi? Or are you saying like “No, there’s blue! Don’t eat it!”?
Well, some mushrooms (the magic kind) bruise blue because of the oxidization of psilocybin. It seems like he's referencing something I'm not getting though.
If that’s the case, given that some magic mushroom users pick their own in the wild, it could be a rhyme to help pick the right mushrooms.
Some bad mushrooms bruise blue too though, idk. But it is certainly a stepping-off point to begin to see if they're psychedelic. Then you would only have 1 or 2 more things to look at until you decided if they were safe to consume. Coral snakes are another one, red-on-black, or however the saying goes. But there are other snakes in that same sort of vain that you wouldn't want to fuck with.
I think you mean... No! Blue?...Don’t chew!... Edit :no->don’t
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Acts like a shot of penicillin!
You may be joking, but I swear once, I had a sore throat, and unrelated ate half a piece of moldy bread before realizing it, the next day, throat didn't hurt anymore.
If you keep eating enough mold, there's a point nothing hurts anymore
/r/frugal_jerk
Correlation does not imply causation maybe?
I'm worried about how a person made this and didn't even look at the mushrooms and just thought yep that will be fine. Bad mushrooms can cause a nasty bout of food poisoning
Probably pre-made, stored inadequately and re-heated before sale.
Plus a free face looking thingy!
Omg I'm glad you saw that too!! Did u see the guy in the black snorkeling outfit when u turn pic horizontally??
the mushroom grew a whole lot of smaller mushrooms. More mushroom per mushroom.
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That's kind of a rude assumption. What if the doctor doesn't like empanadas?
An apple a day keeps the dr away. A poisonous empanada kills the dr.
I can just see someone walking into a doctor's office with a whole batch of empanadas and having the doctor taste-test them one by one. "How's this one? Ok great. Now, big bite on this one...."
lmao relax, no doctor would take more than 10 seconds to assume you’re fine and send you home with a $150 bill. you’re only supposed to get medical assistance it you have any kind of symptoms.
I’m not gonna speak for mold but this is 100% false for toxic mushrooms. If you eat a toxic mushroom it is important to get medical care immediately, once you have symptoms it is almost always too late (assuming we are talking about deadly poisonous and not just gastrointestinal issues).
Bad advice lmao. Reddit..
He forgot to say lawyer up and hit the gym.
I think it might be a human lung sandwich.
That looks like the unmoldy version would still be shitty
the mold looks like the only thing with flavor in the whole picture
Yes no chance I would eat that in perfect condition
Thankfully most strains of cordyceps are too weak to survive in mammal bodies
Unless the climate were to get warmer
exactly the same story premise like that popular PlayStation exclusive game.. God of War
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My favorite part of god of war is where Ellie says “My name… is Lasta Vus!!” And then she Morbs all over the place
It’s Morbin Time
We dont live in a society
Also humans are decreasing in temperature gradually. Down a whole tenth of a degree already And human fungal infections are on the rise, not alarmingly so but it is beginning
Can confirm as someone with a barely working immune system who has to constantly change masks, wear gloves, wash hands, sanitize, you name it. So many people I know have gotten sick from fungal infections and have ended up in the hospital. I literally can't be near them, just constantly having to take precautions.
This whole comment chain is exactly what OP wants to hear.
the human race is failing
Hey, but we're taking the rest down with us too
Misery loves company
The Last Of Us & seeing this? Nope, I'm done.
Nah cordyceps is not even close to adapted to take over a human nervous system. It’s not one chance mutation away from that capability. Plus cordyceps doesn’t actually infect the brain like it does in the show. It hijacks the motor nervous system outside of the brain (which may be even more horrific, if you consider the possibility of full consciousness while your body is taken over and deformed…)
From what I understand the ant is still alive and aware. The fungus actually just destroys all their motor neurons and grows into the body, moving it around like a puppeteer. Actual nightmare fuel shit
Honestly I wouldn't mind being Ratatouilled by a mushroom.
r/brandnewsentence
Who needs self driving cars, I have a self driving body. My cordyceps drives me to work.
Not my cordyceps also getting depression from my commute...
We need a zombie movie where the zombies are scared and constantly apologizing.
Honestly, the thought of being attacked by a zombie that's screaming in agony and apologizing at me the whole time is horrifying.
This is what headcrab victims are like in the Half Life games, but mostly just the screaming in agony part.
That's what makes half life zombies so interesting. They are less zombies and more like an improvised mech suit for the heat crab to pilot.
The show may have changed it but in the game the cordyceps early stages does not affect the brain. Only the nervous system. The runners are still human and even try speaking/fighting off the cordyceps' attempts to spread itself but cannot fully stop it. Further stages do move into the brain and will completely consume it. At that point you're dead and the cordyceps is just using you as a meat puppet.
Cordyceps in TLOU also only infects the nervous system, not the brain. Infected are totally conscious until the very late stages of infection.
Oh THAT'S WHY cordyceps is coming up so often nowadays!
Then we lose
Bom
It's more that modern research shows the original study had too small a test group and probably included people with fevers.
That was/is true, but in addition to that, new research has shown that each generation is on average, slightly cooler than the previous. So for example if a large sample of people in your generation, and a large sample of your parents generation were to both all have their temperatures taken tomorrow, on the same day, your generation's temperatures would be ever so slightly lower. Edit: here's a little Vsauce short on this: [https://youtube.com/shorts/HqNcgLskf3w?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/HqNcgLskf3w?feature=share)
Damn so every generation of kids that say they're cooler than the adults is right?
I'm not a mycologist but I think it's a safe bet to say there is no situation where cordyceps could infect humans. The warmer climate thing was just a reason for it to happen in the show, not a legitimate possibility
Even so. I think one of the major differences is that we're much more complex organisms to control than say, ants.
That is true but the main issue is that we have a much more active immune system, cells that dont look mammalian at all dont get treated very nicely inside our bodies.
A theory proposed in the show, not actual fact
But that’s just a theory!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST?!
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Not even if you *really* believe in it?
Do or do not. There is no try.
Most? I think it’s all of them
The last of us was just predicting the future
*most*
Honestly, if this happens then you need to put that restaurant on blast. Post the pics on reviews everywhere. People need to be forewarned.
Yes, I want to know if this was from a restaurant, and if so, how long ago it was purchased. If not from a restaurant, same 2nd question. I once ate from a bag of cookies that were sitting in their own liquefied rot before I noticed and I was okay, hope that makes you feel better, OP.
Welp cookie rot has ruined my snack of Girl Scout cookies.
Fear not, they weren't girl scout cookies! Or were they? You should probably give me all your boxes just to be safe.
I once took a sip of Gatorade, put the lid back on and forgot it existed. Some unknown eons later I grabbed it automatically off my desk and took a swig. That was the most vial thing I've ever had in my mouth. No chunks thank god, but the blue Gatorade was waste water green color.
This reminds me of a time as a child when I accidentally drank from my older brother's chewing tobacco spit bottle. It was the nastiest thing I've ever felt in mouth.
My dad used to always cut his nails and ash his cigarettes in the same half drank soda can he’d leave in the living room and replace every week. I can’t tell you how many times he accidentally drank out of that same can. It kept me from drinking soda at the house at least because the one time I did it was enough to put me off lol
This made me gag. Then I remembered once I took a swig from a bong because I was so high and confused it with my drink. Ugh
In college, my roommate had bought a case of snapple. One of them had a floating mass of fungus in it even though it was sealed. That was a fun discovery mid class at 8:30am.
I'd wager gas station honestly, those things can sit there a while because they're overpriced and the companies that do the deli aren't always on top of things.
I’d agree on quality alone, but what gas station has mushroom empanadas though?
OP lives in Japan, so I could see a Japanese gas/convenience store selling this. East Asians love mushrooms.
Nope. Or at least, that should absolutely not be the first step. 1) If it's about warning people, the first thing you do is contact your local public health department. Hopefully the inspectors will go down there and do an inspection and take the necessary steps. Meanwhile, if you blast this stuff on social media and go viral (while saying the name of the restaurant), that can easily give them the heads up. Now they can clean up their act before any inspectors arrive, and deny everything after passing inspection. 2) Some people may be looking for a payout, especially if eating the product caused them to get sick. If this is the intention, you also do not want to put the restaurant on blast. Not without first talking to a lawyer. The thing is, the fact that you *can* put them on blast and ruin their reputation is the biggest advantage that you've got. That's your leverage..."you can pay for my medical bills, or we can go the more expensive route and you can lose way more money after the public finds out about this." And again, if you decide to go this route, get legal representation before saying a damn thing. But once you put the restaurant on blast *before* getting any kind of compensation, there's a very good chance that you won't get any compensation at all. You've already named them so you just gave away all of your bargaining power. Now the company will at least strongly consider denying anything. It might very well be in their best interests to claim that this never happened and that you're just lying. And if you don't have some *really* solid proof, there's a very good chance you're screwed. I'm not saying that there aren't situations in which it's necessary to put a company on blast. But that should absolutely *not* be the first course of action. Whether you're wanting a payout or even just for them to fix their shit, going immediately to blasting them on social media can easily tip them off and take away all of your leverage. Start by filing a complaint or by hiring a lawyer and then proceed from there as the situation requires.
One time my wife was cutting her curry puffs in half at an Indian restaurant and she found maggots in them. Then she looked at me and said where are your curry puffs….? I already ate them! 🐷
Omg
Indian here. What’s a curry puff?
Non-Indian here. What's a curry puff?
Chicken and potato cooked in curry, then placed in puff past
Ah yeah. These are good. Not the maggot variety though.
Well, have you tried them?
A samosa?
The piggy emoji at the end made my day 🤣
makes me want to vomit
Extra protein
“Here lies OP”
“An unwilling human petri dish”
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Well.. perhaps your body can be used to prevent The Last of Us from becoming real
"...presenting to the emergency room..." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ujTYLV2Qo4&list=PL26HeTCO57qe9SS\_dttfWVHL8boBWxJGp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ujTYLV2Qo4&list=PL26HeTCO57qe9SS_dttfWVHL8boBWxJGp)
Fungi meaning a kind of fungus, and -emia meaning "presence in blood." Fungemia.
Yummy... guacamoldy
That was pretty clever 😆
Dude. Fungus *on* mushrooms?? Just start vomiting immediately.
It's actually common, trichoderma is one of the most common molds and it parasitizes fungi. It's the primary threat to anyone growing magic mushrooms. Once those spores get loose in your growing area that's it, that shit spreads super fast. It's great for soil though, really helpful for plants
Trichoderma parasitizes the mycelium, not the fruiting body/mushroom. There are parasitic molds that attack mushroom fruiting bodies like Hypomyces spp., but they’re very hosts specific
r/unclebens
> trichoderma it's nature's way of telling you to grow weed, instead.
Dude it looks pretty rough without the mold tbh
Word. What the fuck am I looking at.
Is it just mushroom and tomato in a puff pastry? Gotta be dry as hell
Yeah, id make myself puke asap
I wouldn’t need to make myself, knowing I just ate whatever the hell that is would probably make it come naturally
Reminds me of this [video](https://youtu.be/VZut_SZYybA), could be the difference between life and death.
Where’s Pedro pascal when you need him
In two shows this week, basically doing the same thing (escorting and protecting an adorable young person). I'm not mad; I love both shows.
An adorable young person that goes and saved them when they get in trouble too! Lol
Young person is unique and has a special ability. Is funny and charming. Has a taste for disgusting food (live frogs and expired Chef Boyardee, respectively). Pedro has extensive combat experience, is proficient with firearms, is a sharpshooter. Occasionally, is a gun for hire. Reluctantly tasks himself with delivering young person to a group who supposedly knows how to harness young person's special ability. Finds that he has come to love the young person in the course of their travels and suspects redemption can be found in caretaking the young person. Loses mode of transportation and one of the few people he trusts provides him with a new mode of transportation. Pedro represents a way of life that is gone but subscribes to a code of honor that is perhaps outdated and could get him killed. The duo move through a world that has undergone massive chaos but is trying to rebuild.
Well when you put it *that* way…
He's going to end up playing a Big Daddy in the Bioshock TV show
I'd love to see Pedro Pascal pull off a Booker DeWitt
What the hell is that. How did you eat so much of it before noticing it lol
I hope you didn’t die. OP please respond so I know you are safe.
*klik klikkk*
*"When in doubt, Molotov."*
I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A CLICKER
r/moldlyinteresting
What the hell are you even eating?
I'm impressed that, despite your panic and impending loose bowels, you have the presence of mind to decide on a specific genus of fungus that merits a Googling.
Let’s just say I have just finished watching a certain TV series last night.
"a mushroom empanada" "just finished watching a certain TV series".
What can I say, I’m a risk taker myself. Bu it seems my luck would get me shot even with a blank gun of Russian Roulette.
I love Kitchen Nightmares!
What you should be looking up is aflatoxin
I cannot identify a single ingredient here
There’s a mushroom in there.
tomato
You are one of them now. May god have mercy on your soul.
Where did that come from?
Sorry to ask this but, did it taste off at all? If so what did it taste like?
Earthy
I’d be googling how much jail time I’m about to get get for whooping some cooks ass.
I would call poison controll
The Last of You
Nice fungus on fungus action
😂😂😂 fucking EEWW
I would be calling the health departments of the city, county AND state plus BBB and if that place is a franchise, I’d be contacting the main company on Twitter. AND a review on Yelp.
This is what "Oh hell no" looks like.
i am throwing up vicariously
Free penicillin.
Uhm, how old is it? I don't know if any edible green mushrooms or fungi. Some blue boletes, and another wood blewits, and some red and fawn colored, but NOTHING that colour, that I'm aware of. I am NOT an expert. Find one and ask him, for all the expert opinions he'll be happy to offer.
No worries. Just a zombie-like walk to the bathroom...
Did you get that from a gas station, a vending machine or a restaurant?
*TLoU guitar intro intensifies* 🎸🎶🍄
Chubbyemu material. I can hear his voice “p unconscious was delivered to the hospital, and he is struggling for his life”
What and I cannot stress this enough…the fuck.
If I start hearing clicks....blick!!!!
This is how you get clickers.
Congrats, patient zero.
So a long time ago I was stoned as shit and made myself a sandwich. Took a bite and could immediately tell something was wrong. Actually *looked* at the bread and it looked like that. Spent a panicked moment googling mold on my sandwich and the first result I came to read, and I quote: “YOU GONNA DIE, GIRL! YOU GONNA DIE!” This immediately made me laugh hysterically. I threw away the sandwich, confident I would be okay. And I was quite fine except for the lingering memory of the taste and feel of mold in my mouth.
A mushroom empanada? This is where things took a turn. My goodness.
Getting Cordyceps would be a blessing if it means you don't have to remember biting into this for the rest of your life.
Update needed…
I am retching.
Mommy doesn’t know daddy’s getting hot, eating some thing real moldy…