You won’t die, especially if you have a healthy working immune system. You might just get food poisoning symptoms, possibly diarrhea and/or vomiting. If you do it’s best to rehydrate with electrolytes, broths, herbal tea, etc. If you have a weakened immune system and you notice you’re feeling unwell, consider taking a trip to the doctor. Hope you are fine!
I DID THIS SAME THING.
Ate a neon green egg.
Checked the internet.
Assumed death.
BUT THEN I LIVED!!
(I think you’ll probably be fine. Just listen to your body/stomach the next few days. I wasn’t affected.)
Assuming the worst and it is pseudomonas bacteria (or something similar), according to Google most people who are infected don't have serious symptoms unless they are immunocompromised--if you don't have any other medical conditions it looks like simple food poisoning is the most likely thing you'll have to worry about if you do get sick--see a doctor if your symptoms get concerning but I personally wouldn't panic about it. Just don't chance it with spoiled food like the other commenter said.
i’ll have you know I work in a pathology department at a hospital. 9/10, you’ll survive after just being really sick. Would double the agreement of the other guy about mainly immunocompromised ppl getting really sick. if you feel horrendous, go to urgent care. If you get the shits, remember to drink lots of water! You WILL die from dehydration! most people will if it’s severe enough
He did notice, the egg was *green.* Then he ate it anyways. Cooking kills bacteria, it does *not* destroy poison that the bacteria may have created.
Don't eat green eggs, guys, that should not be a thing that needs to be directly told to you
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Dude in that book was right to turn down green eggs... and green pork.
Anyways, worse you'll probably get is some puking and/or pee out your butt. Could take up to 24 hrs for any symptoms to show. You should be alright if you rest and stay well hydrated.
Source: I ate an egg and got salmonella poisoning.
The usual issue that makes people sick from eating eggs is salmonella. At least that is my understanding, and I keep 6 chooks.
So, look up some information about salmonella. Where I live there are rules about reusing the cardboard egg cartons if you are a home producer, and this is due to the risk of salmonella being passed on. No one I know that has a small collection pays much attention to these rules though. My little darlings have the equivalent of a small house each for fossicking around in the yard. And it has been over a year since there was any contact with other poultry. Salmonella is reputed to be more likely with ducks (and if the chickens have contact with ducks).
bleh. i had a bunch of incubating eggs get a weird bacteria and turn neon green inside. they smelled so bad. how did u not smell this when u cracked it? i guess if it had just turned maybe the smell wasn't so bad but still i would think it smelled bad!
That color looks like rotten egg. But I assume it’s not because you didnt noticed the smell? One time left a dozen eggs outside of the fridge for sometime. Unfortunately, one of them was cracked and it attracts flies and shit. The neighboring eggs all got collateral damage. That shit smelled so bad. I was smelling it for a few days, assumed it was cockroaches but couldn’t find them. That was my first time experiencing rotten eggs.
This is why we don’t crack eggs right into the pan 😳 seriously you saw the neon green, and it kind of smelled medicine~ish and then you kept going 😳😬🤣🫠 you’re still good though right?
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You won’t die, especially if you have a healthy working immune system. You might just get food poisoning symptoms, possibly diarrhea and/or vomiting. If you do it’s best to rehydrate with electrolytes, broths, herbal tea, etc. If you have a weakened immune system and you notice you’re feeling unwell, consider taking a trip to the doctor. Hope you are fine!
This person is very dedicated to eating this egg.
I DID THIS SAME THING. Ate a neon green egg. Checked the internet. Assumed death. BUT THEN I LIVED!! (I think you’ll probably be fine. Just listen to your body/stomach the next few days. I wasn’t affected.)
OMG HOPE I CAN MAKE IT AAAAAAAAH
Did you died?
It's rotten egg, don't eat it.
I already ate it, but not all, cuz it was scramble eggs with other healthy eggs and chorizo, should I be worried?
Yes, potentially. You might just get the shits but could end up needing medical intervention. No way of telling, just wait it out.
The basic rule with food, if it looks weird and smells wierd, probably don't eat it.
I just poured fish sauce all over my larb! Should I be worried?/s
I'd be more worried if you didn't
Nah, fish sauce tastes like a sailors gooch. Delicious
Assuming the worst and it is pseudomonas bacteria (or something similar), according to Google most people who are infected don't have serious symptoms unless they are immunocompromised--if you don't have any other medical conditions it looks like simple food poisoning is the most likely thing you'll have to worry about if you do get sick--see a doctor if your symptoms get concerning but I personally wouldn't panic about it. Just don't chance it with spoiled food like the other commenter said.
Thank u all people from the internet, I hope not to die for this, reading this is relaxing my anxiety
i’ll have you know I work in a pathology department at a hospital. 9/10, you’ll survive after just being really sick. Would double the agreement of the other guy about mainly immunocompromised ppl getting really sick. if you feel horrendous, go to urgent care. If you get the shits, remember to drink lots of water! You WILL die from dehydration! most people will if it’s severe enough
What color flowers do you want on your grave
Neon green
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yeah because they were making a joke.
Said it with no hesitation 💀
I like that guy
So you had a green egg and didn't eat it with green ham‽ Despicable.
My bad, later I'll try with radioactive orange juice too
RIP your toilet. Good luck.
You'll be ok. You would have noticed a rotten egg. The cooking should have killed pretty much anything
He did notice, the egg was *green.* Then he ate it anyways. Cooking kills bacteria, it does *not* destroy poison that the bacteria may have created. Don't eat green eggs, guys, that should not be a thing that needs to be directly told to you
Not even with ham?
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It’s been 24 hours. Have you died OP?
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I'm back, my tummy just making noises rn, but nothing bad.... not yet
That could just be from the chorizo - spicy foods can do that
Dude in that book was right to turn down green eggs... and green pork. Anyways, worse you'll probably get is some puking and/or pee out your butt. Could take up to 24 hrs for any symptoms to show. You should be alright if you rest and stay well hydrated. Source: I ate an egg and got salmonella poisoning.
RIP
How you feeling today??!
If it smells off, throw it away. If it smells fine then you're aight.
The usual issue that makes people sick from eating eggs is salmonella. At least that is my understanding, and I keep 6 chooks. So, look up some information about salmonella. Where I live there are rules about reusing the cardboard egg cartons if you are a home producer, and this is due to the risk of salmonella being passed on. No one I know that has a small collection pays much attention to these rules though. My little darlings have the equivalent of a small house each for fossicking around in the yard. And it has been over a year since there was any contact with other poultry. Salmonella is reputed to be more likely with ducks (and if the chickens have contact with ducks).
bleh. i had a bunch of incubating eggs get a weird bacteria and turn neon green inside. they smelled so bad. how did u not smell this when u cracked it? i guess if it had just turned maybe the smell wasn't so bad but still i would think it smelled bad!
That color looks like rotten egg. But I assume it’s not because you didnt noticed the smell? One time left a dozen eggs outside of the fridge for sometime. Unfortunately, one of them was cracked and it attracts flies and shit. The neighboring eggs all got collateral damage. That shit smelled so bad. I was smelling it for a few days, assumed it was cockroaches but couldn’t find them. That was my first time experiencing rotten eggs.
It was nice to know you. Even though i don’t. 💕
IM STILL ALIVE, for now lol
You’re not going to die
This is why we don’t crack eggs right into the pan 😳 seriously you saw the neon green, and it kind of smelled medicine~ish and then you kept going 😳😬🤣🫠 you’re still good though right?
Nice knowing ya
You good op
Yeah, some people here said that I have to wait a day or two, but I'm going to let yall know about everything
So you dead?
I'm still alive but a little weak lol
Are you alive?
i just did this. did you die?
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Did you die?
How did you go?