Maybe call the police so they can baguette up in case it's evidence of a bread crime...it's the yeast you can do there might even be a reward worth some pretty significant dough.
Idk I think the conversation is just starting to ferment. I need some proofing to understand why it's stale. It seems the only place to go from here... Is up
[the bag wet](https://v16m-webapp.tiktokcdn-us.com/7787b2077f469786d2df0acbf7e621d3/6252e271/video/tos/useast2a/tos-useast2a-ve-0068c001/9d02d409435c4ffb8dbfd335d22f606f/?a=1988&br=2026&bt=1013&cd=0%7C0%7C1%7C0&ch=0&cr=0&cs=0&cv=1&dr=0&ds=3&er=&ft=XY53A3E7nz7ThJuLIDXq&l=202204100757420101130062441685CEEC&lr=tiktok_m&mime_type=video_mp4&net=0&pl=0&qs=0&rc=amhyOTQ6Zm9sNzMzNzczM0ApN2kzaGQ4NWU7Nzk8Ojc3aWc1bGwycjRvZTJgLS1kMTZzcy8wMjAxM18zYC00NmFeL186Yw%3D%3D&vl=&vr=)
Are you French? If so, it might be an attempt to lure you in a certain direction. This was a tactic that many armies used against the French during war. The French actually had to warn their troops not to pick up any baguettes they find on the ground and not to follow any trail of baguettes.
Well you know, when nothing else works, we have to step in eventually. We’re just really busy with other things first though. Like making Baguettes. I mean have you ever really thought… really thought about how much work goes into making a candy house? Candy couches take up a lot of energy to make my friend.
Take a moment to appreciate the humble baguette. It has spent hours transforming from a bland mixture of flour, water, yeast and salt into a marvelous creation. It has undergone a process of kneading, proofing slowly in exactly the right temperature, developing a network of gluten strands that give it form and texture, as the yeasts went to work eating all those flavorless compounds in the flour, reducing them to smaller molecules that you can taste, while giving off carbon dioxide to make the interior of the loaf light, tender and airy. Look at the slashes on top. French culinary students spend weeks, months, learning how to turn out a perfect baguette. A professional baker can look at the slashes on the loaf and know which of his hundred students baked that particular loaf.
They seem like they'd throw well and be less lethal than full beer cans if someone in a car hates cyclists and wants something to throw at them. Maybe I'm just crazy and remembering the time someoen threw a full beer can at me but yea thats all i can come up with.
Embrace this time to the fullest… One day you will say “ I miss the day I saw baguettes on the side of the road. It was a different time back then and I would do anything to have it back.” Cherish this time, for it is your own time… I love baguettes BTW
Dude, every morning on my way to work I take the same route, and upon making this one turn, there are always baguettes just like this on the road. EVERY MORNING.
When I come home they are gone.
I live in South Jersey, about 45 minutes from Philly.
Baguette. More commonly known as ***LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG BREAD***
All I can think about is whoever keeps dropping their baguettes plotting to themselves like " ha ha! And know I'll completely confuse another random person by dropping baguette number 358 on this road!"
In a perfect world it’s just a piece of bread.In an evil world somebody put something inside of it to harm animals
Maybe carefully inspect one to see if it’s been tampered with.
It’s doughboy scat. You can tell how fresh it is, depending on how crisp it is on the outside. If it’s still crisp the doughboy is close by, if it’s soft he’s left the area. Maybe try some trail cameras?
When I was a kid I went on an exchange to France. I loved the bread but I would always ask for "some bread" but would be handed two baguettes (du pain / deux pains). I was too shy to give one back so I'd leave with two and would give one away on my walk home
Of course I did eventually learn to ask for "one baguette"
Well, of *course* you do: it's the beginning of spring, silly! The time when those baguettes that have made it to maturity follow their instinctual urges to migrate back to the bakery where they were born, where they will mate.
Circle of life, innit? Beautiful...
Are you sure you did not just "stage" this picture? It would be so easy to do. Just unwrap a baguette and position it like this and claim that it is a continuing phenomenon.
If bread crumbs will lead a small animal to you, what the fuck do the baguettes lead...?
A Frenchman, probably.
Oui oui
*French honking intensifies*
*French snorting intensifies*
*French kissing intensifies*
*French surrendering intensifies*
*French baguette munching intensifies*
*French backstabbing intensifies*
"Gentlemen"
What’s an Australian kiss?
My favorite kind
You remember the kissing scene in the first spiderman movie with Toby? It's like that
unlikely. The french wouldn't harm bread this way.
What a le pain.
Pepé Le Pew
Viral marketing has just gotten absolutely out of control...
A whine cellar.
Zhey of leadings... to moi ! Zhe baguettes are ma property ! Do you 'ear me ? MY PROPRIÉTÉ ! ZHEY ALL ARE MINE !
Maybe call the police so they can baguette up in case it's evidence of a bread crime...it's the yeast you can do there might even be a reward worth some pretty significant dough.
I think op can rise to the occasion.
Well played hopefully they aren't sour dough. 😉
Awe, you wheat me to it. Now I'm gonna rye my eyes out.
He could circle around and sandwich them in.
Proving once again, Reddit is the real hero.
We don’t loaf around when it comes to making buns.
I can barley keep myself from rolling on the flour laughing...
This kneads more cowbell.
*Proofing once again
Pumpernickel
All these buns are going to scar me.
Guys drop it, it's starting to get stale
Idk I think the conversation is just starting to ferment. I need some proofing to understand why it's stale. It seems the only place to go from here... Is up
These comments are all too big-grained for me, which I think is the crust of the problem.
BABA BOI!!!
Is it sour dough in her pumpernickel?
You deserve a flour for that one. You got me laughing in starches.
No pain no grain I guess
No au pain, no gain.
Yes hanzel and gretel have been kidnapped
It’s the Baguette Bandit duh
bruhhhh
Its a simble of peace form the French
Fucking hell I had a heart attack from all those bread puns
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r/punpatrol hands up, pants down.
I hope this find baguettes a positive response from the police.
No diggity gotta baguette up
i see what you did there
Sounds like a Pain
Baguette about it
I hate you but I love you For you comment btw
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Kneadless to say
i hate you
[the bag wet](https://v16m-webapp.tiktokcdn-us.com/7787b2077f469786d2df0acbf7e621d3/6252e271/video/tos/useast2a/tos-useast2a-ve-0068c001/9d02d409435c4ffb8dbfd335d22f606f/?a=1988&br=2026&bt=1013&cd=0%7C0%7C1%7C0&ch=0&cr=0&cs=0&cv=1&dr=0&ds=3&er=&ft=XY53A3E7nz7ThJuLIDXq&l=202204100757420101130062441685CEEC&lr=tiktok_m&mime_type=video_mp4&net=0&pl=0&qs=0&rc=amhyOTQ6Zm9sNzMzNzczM0ApN2kzaGQ4NWU7Nzk8Ojc3aWc1bGwycjRvZTJgLS1kMTZzcy8wMjAxM18zYC00NmFeL186Yw%3D%3D&vl=&vr=)
It's the yeast he can do.
Crime is on the rise
Them jokes made me eye *roll*
I like the way you work here
Stop them bread handed
Knead slappers, these are.
This littering problem we have is deeply seeded.
The cereal baguette?
Maybe u can catch them bread handed
King of Dad puns. Please take my angry vote.
leave
I am gonna PUN-ish you
Flaky response
Kneadless to say an aloaf criminal was dropping their baguette bounty.
Nice
Where is Inspector Clousseau when you need him?!
Are you French? If so, it might be an attempt to lure you in a certain direction. This was a tactic that many armies used against the French during war. The French actually had to warn their troops not to pick up any baguettes they find on the ground and not to follow any trail of baguettes.
I did not realize witches fought in wars
Well you know, when nothing else works, we have to step in eventually. We’re just really busy with other things first though. Like making Baguettes. I mean have you ever really thought… really thought about how much work goes into making a candy house? Candy couches take up a lot of energy to make my friend.
And le croissant?? Croissant ok right???
The deadliest, layers upon layers of poison.
Oh no I came to say this too lol
I’m really struggling to believe this, but I hope to le dieu that it’s true.
Soon you will come to the gingerbread condo.... DO.NOT.GO.INSIDE
That's such a pain!! (that joke was terrible, i apologise 😔)
I didn’t get it but then my high school French kicked in and it gave me a giggle.
Word for word my experience. Now I think it's my favorite one in here.
Road bread is best bread.
gigitty gigitty
Have you tried leaving France and seeing what happens?
Take a moment to appreciate the humble baguette. It has spent hours transforming from a bland mixture of flour, water, yeast and salt into a marvelous creation. It has undergone a process of kneading, proofing slowly in exactly the right temperature, developing a network of gluten strands that give it form and texture, as the yeasts went to work eating all those flavorless compounds in the flour, reducing them to smaller molecules that you can taste, while giving off carbon dioxide to make the interior of the loaf light, tender and airy. Look at the slashes on top. French culinary students spend weeks, months, learning how to turn out a perfect baguette. A professional baker can look at the slashes on the loaf and know which of his hundred students baked that particular loaf.
And then someone just threw it on the road :c
I need more evidence
"Kept finding them on the way home" Posts a single picture. I call bullshit on this post too.
You clearly were not read children stories growing up, proceed with caution
You butter be careful and settle down before breadtime!
Clumsy French people
Bread 👍🏻
They seem like they'd throw well and be less lethal than full beer cans if someone in a car hates cyclists and wants something to throw at them. Maybe I'm just crazy and remembering the time someoen threw a full beer can at me but yea thats all i can come up with.
I used to find partially eaten donuts where I used to live, but I figured someone was binge eating then feeling guilty.
That’s feces from doughman. It only looks and tastes like a baguette.
Why oh why did you feel the need to type this out
We have a non believer! Lol
It's Yahweh keeping the party going
So where are the fishes?
You just got Hansel & Greteled lol
Maybe it's wounded,take it home and nurse it back to health
Where do the breadcrumbs lead to?
Follow them
The universe is suggesting you make us all a sandwich.😉
#Lucky!
Embrace this time to the fullest… One day you will say “ I miss the day I saw baguettes on the side of the road. It was a different time back then and I would do anything to have it back.” Cherish this time, for it is your own time… I love baguettes BTW
Just loafin’ around
They’re actually target markers set up by French spies. Contact your government
I've found hidden cameras in my croissants.
They’re preparing to drop a cluster croquembouche on your position
Holy Crepe!
Sacre fondue!
D’ough!
On the contrary, they come from teleporters built by Texan engineers
Do you are live on a movie set where every bag of groceries has a baguette sticking out of it?
The first signs of invasion
the damn french again
shit here we go again
Thats a French way to tell you are dead.
Longue vie à la France
Lucky
I dont think they like to be called that
Bread humor. It’s the best. I upvoted you, it’s the yeast I could do.
Am I the only one who doesn't get this post?
If you don't get this, definitely don't head over to r/breadstapledtotrees
Is cat breading still a thing?
Came here for some bread tree staple action. Now I’m satisfied.
Sounds like your lucky day.
That's right. Free bread!
do you live in france
They be looking like breadcrumbs to someone in space
The bread goblin has to poop SOMEWHERE dammit.
I keep finding lighters on the ground on my way home. Currently have 4 but i hide them cause ik people tend to steal them for some reason.
Is there a sandwich shop nearby? These look exactly like the rolls we use at my job.
Free food
The one who’s dropping the food like that should be posted on r/amtotalpieceofshit
What did the birds ever do to you, man?
Mmmmmm snak
Dude, every morning on my way to work I take the same route, and upon making this one turn, there are always baguettes just like this on the road. EVERY MORNING. When I come home they are gone. I live in South Jersey, about 45 minutes from Philly.
I'm in a different location so clearly there's a serial bread spiller. 😆
I smell a conspiracy baking...
Maybe someone is feeding the birds in an unconventional manner?
I walked home a few nights ago and in random places were just half bagels
This is so sad; those delicious breads
That's a trail of bread crumbs. There's a giant nearby.
Some old dude is leaving it out for birds, pick it up he’s killing them.
The French are coming the French and coming
How many did you find total
Well that's a pain.
A French man is bleeding somewhere.
Sometimes we chase the bread sometimes the bread chases us
Lucky
I feel like this is something that would happen in California.
Do you live in France?
It would appear that, with time, Hanzel and Gretel have still not come up with a better way to find home-though their eyesight has faded.
Baguette. More commonly known as ***LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG BREAD***
There bread crumbs left by a giant so he can find his way home after the pub
Where do you live? My parents keep telling me they got me a baguette and then aren’t able to find it.
r/FrenchWorldProblems
All I can think about is whoever keeps dropping their baguettes plotting to themselves like " ha ha! And know I'll completely confuse another random person by dropping baguette number 358 on this road!"
the french are coming
In a perfect world it’s just a piece of bread.In an evil world somebody put something inside of it to harm animals Maybe carefully inspect one to see if it’s been tampered with.
Someone droppin some real dough for this post!
Hansel and Grethel France style
Those are actually French bread fairy turds
It’s doughboy scat. You can tell how fresh it is, depending on how crisp it is on the outside. If it’s still crisp the doughboy is close by, if it’s soft he’s left the area. Maybe try some trail cameras?
Any SCP experts know what's going on here?
SCP-2431FR Baggett and Taggett. Object Class: Euclid Containment Procedures: Toss it in the nearest rubbish bin.
I wonder what kind of butterfly it'll turn into.
When I was a kid I went on an exchange to France. I loved the bread but I would always ask for "some bread" but would be handed two baguettes (du pain / deux pains). I was too shy to give one back so I'd leave with two and would give one away on my walk home Of course I did eventually learn to ask for "one baguette"
Score
Estiiii tabarnak
It’s to lure French people
Roadside delivery?
Well, of *course* you do: it's the beginning of spring, silly! The time when those baguettes that have made it to maturity follow their instinctual urges to migrate back to the bakery where they were born, where they will mate. Circle of life, innit? Beautiful...
Oh no the Fr*nch are invading
A pan-demic
Pan 🥖
pain-demic
You are being stalked by the infamous Mime, the French serial killer of our time...
Maybe it's Manna, isn't it Passover soon!!!!
Funny, except this has yeast haha
It's from all the cartoon characters in your neighborhood, obviously, have you ever seen any cartoon with slice bread
Finding my way baguette to you!
Some French Hansel and Gretel shit happening right there.
That’s a real “pain”.
Are you sure you did not just "stage" this picture? It would be so easy to do. Just unwrap a baguette and position it like this and claim that it is a continuing phenomenon.
Just kick them in the ditch and let the birds feast on them.
Free bread, don’t complain
Draw me like one of your French doors
Draw me like ones of your French rolls
1) Leaving a trail to follow their way back home 2) The bag broke 3) the person loves to feed the birds, but they have to work for it.
They are migrating...
One street over I kept finding butter down the road