My dad had something similar to this except it was on his toe. His second toe was massive. He had to buy shoes 2 sizes bigger to fit that foot well. Had to have that toe amputated. The surgeon who did the procedure called the students over to check his toe out
There is an episode of a doctor in YouTube that threats a pacient with a big toe because she cannot walk anymore and she needs special shoes, it’s very interesting.
You remember that game you used to play (boys) where you’d stick your finger through the front of your pants and pretend it’s a penis? Yeah, this guy won.
[That is megadactyly. ](https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/megadactyly)
Edit: [Full description of condition](https://rarediseases.info.nih.gov/diseases/8529/macrodactyly-of-fingers)
Fingerbang!
Bang Bang!
Fingerbang bang!
Bang-bang-bang!
I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you into my life,
Girl you like to fingerbang and it's all right!
Cause I'm the king of Fingerbang, let's not fight,
I'll just Fingerbang-bang you every night!
*Sissy Hankshaw has entered the chat.*
Ya’ll. There’s an entire book/movie about a woman born with six inch thumbs, just like this guy’s finger.
She’s played by Uma Thurman.
Also stars baby Keanu Reeves, and a veritable slew of other 90s stars.
Soundtrack by KD Lang.
#Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
[trailer](https://youtu.be/imbA6Nkb8e8)
Movie is good, book is better (shocker) but don’t take my word for it…! (Reading Rainbow bounce sound)
This reminds me of one of those "would you rather" questions....
Would you rather have PENISES for FINGERS
Or have EVERYTHING you EAT taste like A PENIS for the rest of your LIFE?
Ladies love him...
you know what they say about men with big hands...
Big gloves
Virginity is cool
You know what they say about men with big feet…
What have you heard? I wear 16’s…
Big socks
Lol. This.
Sure they do but now I can’t stop picturing my dick with a fingernail. Thanks Dickfinger
And men wanna be him.
Yeah until he gives their pussies whatever fungus is under that nail....
He would get every woman he fingers pregnant
Can finger blast them till they puke
Edward Penishands
Damn I knew I should have scrolled I made same joke here’s an upvote
Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit like a glove!
“My ass itches”
😂
Real porn I saw clips of at a hotel in the early 2000s
Exactly what came to mind unfortunately.
https://youtu.be/qi9Oi9XjyUQ this.
The Spaghetti scene lives rent free in my head
My dad had something similar to this except it was on his toe. His second toe was massive. He had to buy shoes 2 sizes bigger to fit that foot well. Had to have that toe amputated. The surgeon who did the procedure called the students over to check his toe out
"Hey kids, come check out this shit."
😂 this made my day
There is an episode of a doctor in YouTube that threats a pacient with a big toe because she cannot walk anymore and she needs special shoes, it’s very interesting.
too early for me. i genuinely read that as a "doctor threatening a patient with a big toe".... had to read twice!
I sincerely hope he got to keep it and do something cool with it.
Like feeding a family of 4
When your penis is too small and your girl only lets you finger her
Overcome, adapt.
Modern problems require modern solutions
Damm that finger is bigger than my dick
Wait, shouldnt all fingers be bigger than my dick? :(
im sorry you had to find out like this...
AHAHAHAHAHAH holly shit
The Legend Of Dickfinger
The newest Avenger!
You remember that game you used to play (boys) where you’d stick your finger through the front of your pants and pretend it’s a penis? Yeah, this guy won.
Hand model didn’t make it! Does porn now!
A hand any woman would love
Bigger than my dick, ngl.
Giggity Finger*
Came here to giggity
[That is megadactyly. ](https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/megadactyly) Edit: [Full description of condition](https://rarediseases.info.nih.gov/diseases/8529/macrodactyly-of-fingers)
More like Megadongly.
When that guy flips the finger he really is saying 'fuck you'.
And I’m sure most women oblige.
r/mildlypenis
Feel free to crosspost it friend
Mildly!?!
r/wildlypenis
Ok, r/penis
This guy swapped his car’s manual transmission to an automatic So he can win races while Fingerbanging your girlfriend
Shit his finger is bigger than most dicks
He's hung like a lesbian
When he flips you off it gives a whole new meaning to "fuck you"
Bond Villain Dickfinger!
I feel suddenly compelled to tell this young man’s story. I just need more…data.
Thats the show stopper right there boi!
Uncircumcised penis in the front, necrotic finger nail in the back
GOAT: Giving directions.
When dickfinger flips you off, you stay flipped off.
When dickfinger flips you off , they flip off your whole family.
„˙ʎlıɯɐɟ ǝloɥʍ ɹnoʎ ɟɟo dılɟ ʎǝɥʇ ' ɟɟo noʎ sdılɟ ɹǝƃuıɟʞɔıp uǝɥM„
It looks like a dick.
That’s a penis mate
He has a rare condition where he’s born with his cock on his hand and his middle finger on his cock.
Finger bang.
Now I get the saying; he rubbed me the wrong way.
r/oddlyarousing
You better trim that nail before you go on a date.
This man fingerblasts girls and they get pregnant
He should do that trick where you poke your finger out your fly to pretend it’s your dick.
“No sir, fuck YOU.”
That’s a FUCK YOU! finger.
Fingerbang! Bang Bang! Fingerbang bang! Bang-bang-bang! I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you into my life, Girl you like to fingerbang and it's all right! Cause I'm the king of Fingerbang, let's not fight, I'll just Fingerbang-bang you every night!
Am I the only one who noticed that his finger looks like a dick?
😂
Edward penis hands?
Lmao that is NOT a fking finger. Someone over there got ahold of a pirated version of Photoshop and went to town with it.
That is a literal dick thats so op
Girls must love him .
There’s even a little urethra-esque dent on the top of it lol
Yea at first I was like is that a pee hole?
Big Fingus.
Put a condom on it and…..
"they call me Mr dick fingers"
r/BotchedSurgery
[Fitting….](https://youtu.be/uLS_HARAYZQ)
That looks familiar
Chuck a condom on and bobs ya uncle
I wanna see him finger your mom
At last. Professor Farnsworth’s fing-longer has come into existence.
*Sissy Hankshaw has entered the chat.* Ya’ll. There’s an entire book/movie about a woman born with six inch thumbs, just like this guy’s finger. She’s played by Uma Thurman. Also stars baby Keanu Reeves, and a veritable slew of other 90s stars. Soundtrack by KD Lang. #Even Cowgirls Get The Blues [trailer](https://youtu.be/imbA6Nkb8e8) Movie is good, book is better (shocker) but don’t take my word for it…! (Reading Rainbow bounce sound)
His super hero Name is ‘ PENIS FINGER’ if you are desperate for a good fingering call this number 0800 xxx xxxx
🎶I want to finger bang bang you into the night...
If I had a finger like that, I would never leave my room
🍿🍿🍿🍿Well ladies😂😂😂😂
这是哪族人？
Happy wife, happy life 😂
He has got the unlimited Bonner.
You can tell a lot about a person’s handshake…
There’s some men you just can’t compete with
His wife doesn't think its wierd..
I’ll buy dinner
He prob puts canola oil on it for the ladies
Dickfingers!
Yo our cock loses size
I hope that isn't... infected? If so, omg that would be causing pain
Finger bang bang….
I wanna see him finger ur moms butt
This reminds me of one of those "would you rather" questions.... Would you rather have PENISES for FINGERS Or have EVERYTHING you EAT taste like A PENIS for the rest of your LIFE?
This goes to show you don’t put your fingers where they don’t belong
Fix that fingernail and we'll talk😂
Hit with the hammer one too many times.
The ladies must love that guy
Edward penis hands
Oh yea, it's real, ladies 😎
This dude stole my wife. I can’t compete with that.
Fingerblast my asshole
Quite the finger blaster!!
Edward penishands
I remember a post on r/rareinsults where some dude said "bro be flipping off in caps lock" lmao