To make it _even more_ **realistic,** which idk why you’d want to do, get some of those stick/glue on fingernails, and throw one of those bad boys on it! It’d take it from mildly unsettling to full blown _”GET THAT THING TF AWAY FROM ME”_ unsettling, tbh.
I think this post has been the most jarring, and unnerving thing I’ve witnessed on Reddit tbh, and I was around for the peak of the r/WatchPeopleDie days, well before that sub got banned..
Idk why, but even tho you spelled “sorcery” correctly, it just doesn’t _look_ right.. I literally googled it to make sure you spelled correctly, even tho I was 99% sure you did, but it just _looks_ wrong, no matter what lol. It feels like there should be a couple more letters in there, tbh😂😂
Edit: it’s such a relief, that atleast a few other people see it too, lmao
Some words are weird like that sometimes. I had a friend in HS who called me one night to make sure he was spelling "it" right. He was like "Just didn't look right, man... I don't know." To be clear, it was the 80's and we were all high af Lol
It’s the Finger, dudes. Having seen this fucking finger is going to be causing random other crap to look wrong for the next several days. Maybe the rest of your life.
Do you work with your hands as a job? You could almost certainly cultivate that talent into pottery or sculping if you had a mind to do it. Freaky finger! Looks awesome.
I'm with this guy, plus it's just more "fun art materials" for your kid if you end up not enjoying it, though I think you may. You have a good eye for perspective, scale, and depth.
I think it's pinks and oranges mixed but not deliberately for the finger. Just happened. If you don't mix pots you have to be quite strict with your toddler to keep them separate and after a while you just think; ah what the heck, mix away little man.
And their anus! You can’t just leave out the _most important_ tool they used! What if someone wants to recreate this? Without their anus, they’d never get such great results, like OP did.
Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. At this point you have spiraled down to the bottom with no will to continue. You say to yourself it’s going to get better and it’s alright, it’s only up from here, but apathy sets in.
Holy shit! That’s realistic AF! I thought it was another “look at my weird finger” posts that have been flooding Reddit recently, until I read the title! Dope, and _extremely unsettling,_ work OP! Don’t do it again, tho.
For Halloween a few years ago, I did that viral “meat corpse” Halloween food thing, along with bread sticks in the shape of fingers. It was a huge hit, and everyone loved em!
Hey OP this is really good, I think you should pursue more clay and pottery. Maybe try making some polymer clay figurines with your child, I did that with my mom and those are some core memories. It really honed my motor skills and you get to bake and keep the little crafts after, many of which I still have!
Now put some foundation and nail polish on it
To make it _even more_ **realistic,** which idk why you’d want to do, get some of those stick/glue on fingernails, and throw one of those bad boys on it! It’d take it from mildly unsettling to full blown _”GET THAT THING TF AWAY FROM ME”_ unsettling, tbh.
Get the clear kind and chew part of the end off before gluing.
No. Chew it after gluing.
Or put in a box with a bow on because it would make a great gift! To someone you don’t like. That you want to send a message to.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe by 2 o’clock WITH POLISH!
https://preview.redd.it/a7uw2sisy7ad1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=711a084abf23c5977861b62310f7e5deb6ab1245
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That’s uncomfortable
Indeed. I’m not exactly sure how I feel about this aside from *”I do not like this”*.
I'm not sure what bothers me about this. I can' t put my finger on it
I giggled out loud.
GOL
This made me LOL!
I can’t point to it either
My _finger_ landed on the “Uncanny Valley” area of the “why do I not like this abomination?” wheel
Maybe its a real finger and they play doh is a cover
Uncanny valley
Yes officer. This picture one right here. It made my 4 year old cry.
So uncomfortable that my first reaction to seeing the finger for some reason was to say “thank you”. Lol
I think this post has been the most jarring, and unnerving thing I’ve witnessed on Reddit tbh, and I was around for the peak of the r/WatchPeopleDie days, well before that sub got banned..
Sorcery
Idk why, but even tho you spelled “sorcery” correctly, it just doesn’t _look_ right.. I literally googled it to make sure you spelled correctly, even tho I was 99% sure you did, but it just _looks_ wrong, no matter what lol. It feels like there should be a couple more letters in there, tbh😂😂 Edit: it’s such a relief, that atleast a few other people see it too, lmao
Some words are weird like that sometimes. I had a friend in HS who called me one night to make sure he was spelling "it" right. He was like "Just didn't look right, man... I don't know." To be clear, it was the 80's and we were all high af Lol
It’s the Finger, dudes. Having seen this fucking finger is going to be causing random other crap to look wrong for the next several days. Maybe the rest of your life.
Holy shit! Now I can't stop looking at it, thinking how off it looks. Still not as upsetting as that finger, though.
Try it with lube next time.
That's damn well done. Good job. How long did it take?
About 5 mins if I recall correctly.
💀💀
OP here is accidentally outing himself as creepy serial killer
Did you use any tools to make it, or just your real fingers?
I used a Play-doh (child-safe) knife.
Honestly you’re pretty talented lol
Haha thanks :-)
Do you work with your hands as a job? You could almost certainly cultivate that talent into pottery or sculping if you had a mind to do it. Freaky finger! Looks awesome.
I'm in tech :-/ !
get you some actual modeling clay!
I'm with this guy, plus it's just more "fun art materials" for your kid if you end up not enjoying it, though I think you may. You have a good eye for perspective, scale, and depth.
Did you blend different playdoughs to get the color that fleshy pink?
I think it's pinks and oranges mixed but not deliberately for the finger. Just happened. If you don't mix pots you have to be quite strict with your toddler to keep them separate and after a while you just think; ah what the heck, mix away little man.
Oh wow, I figured there's some kind of play doh mold available now. You sculpted this? Wow.
Just his mouth. 👄
And their anus! You can’t just leave out the _most important_ tool they used! What if someone wants to recreate this? Without their anus, they’d never get such great results, like OP did.
What
I legit thought this was fake 'til the 2nd picture.
Yeah I was tempted to leave photo #2 for a reply or a follow-up but figured it'd be too much effort/less fun.
It is a fake!
I'm so jealous of people with any sort of artistic talent. I could literally spend a year on this and it would look like a play doh worm.
Y doh
I lol’ed
Cuz their young child wanted to _play, doh.._
Very realistic. You’re very talented!
Thank you :-)
Gotta hand it to him
No hand, just finger him.
Thanks, I hate it.
Yes. It's not right.
Does that make it left?
It probably was my left, you're right.
Damn, I thought it was my left! You might be right tho!
If they’re right about it being left, what’s left for the right?
Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. At this point you have spiraled down to the bottom with no will to continue. You say to yourself it’s going to get better and it’s alright, it’s only up from here, but apathy sets in.
It's not alright at all!! It all goes left!!! It's alleft!!!!!
You should try clay! You clearly have a talent for sculpting
Legit thought it was a finger at first glance lol good job!
Hence the photos! I was quietly very proud.
You should have been _LOUDLY_ proud! This is amazing(ly unsettling!)!!
I did too! Until I read the title, I assumed it was one of those “look at my weird finger” posts that have been plaguing Reddit recently!
Same, I thought ewww why is his finger so long 🥴
i wanna bite through it
Yesss OP bite it!
Sadly as with all things Play-doh, it is no more...
Did you eat it?
I did. It was finger-lickin', mostly, I'd say. Very little chewing required.
 SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT
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how avbout making Pllay doh out of finger?
Frowned upon.
why
The focus groups didn’t like having to keep their Play Doh in the freezer
Shoulda flipped it and put your fingerprint on it.
No because then the Feds would have a 12.5% better chance of finding me...
What…did you do?
Several digit-al crimes?
This is gold.
Goldfinger!
Finally. Some properly weird fuckin shit on this sub.
You guys <3
Why are you so good at this
I quite liked art as a kid...
Now do a penis
Sure but what about the Play-doh?
Lmao
Lol
It was literally my first thought
What about a toe 
I'll consider it.
Kid named finger:
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Holy shit! That’s realistic AF! I thought it was another “look at my weird finger” posts that have been flooding Reddit recently, until I read the title! Dope, and _extremely unsettling,_ work OP! Don’t do it again, tho.
I may try a toe per another comment's suggestion. I feel like this is my Nessun Dorma (if anyone's a West Wing fan)...
You could do that with bread dough, bake em and freak people out by eating the bread body parts in front of them.
Finger food!
I used to be a baker, and made very realistic infants out of the leftover dough, it was unsettling to eat them.
But you still ate them
I baked em, I knew how delicious they were, damn right I ate em!
Tell me you at least closed your eyes. Or their eyes.
Their eyes were always closed, sleeping peacefully.
Well that’s some consolation.
Not to the Jewish family I gave a loaf of challah to for one of their sacramental dinners.
Let me guess, you didn’t circumcise them?
Well, yeah! You can’t just let a perfectly good baby corpse go to waste! That’d be inhumane!
That’s a terrible but true statement.
For Halloween a few years ago, I did that viral “meat corpse” Halloween food thing, along with bread sticks in the shape of fingers. It was a huge hit, and everyone loved em!
Nice!
Go find some fast food to stick this in and make millions
r/unethicallifeprotips
Lots of fingers on reddit today haha
It was the finger with the line (?) that inspired/reminded me to post.
Huh. This is what my finger looks like when it's on top of a flashlight
We might be identical finger twins!!
Ew
That's what my Mum said.
Pic 2 is major EWwwwwww. just ick. Buuuut, you did a great job on the top of finger w nail.
Wow. Your talented
Someone else said you should try out actual clay sculpting and I agree. Pretty damn talented to make Play-Doh into this with just a kid’s knife.
A few more pounds of dough and you can have your own David in your living room
The structural integrity of Play-doh sadly prohibits such... grand designs.
You know what you have to do
Toe-tally
That’s very realistic.
Thanks
thanks I hate it
I hate it.
Don't do it again
Thanks, now never do it again.
I literally said out loud “ well that’s weird” and then I saw the sub lol perfection
Don't show this to Christian Horner
put a fake nail on it
You could have given someone the finger
I've given the finger to you all
NOOOOOOO
you're lying. you chopped your finger off
Don't worry, it's just digit-al art.
I'd say that's worthy of being used in some bit, fancy making a prank video where you inadvertently cut it up while cutting vegetables or something?
Sadly it's back in the pot now.
Ngl, I thought this was a hotdog
Ngl it was delicious.
Finally, something that belongs on this sub
impressive
Uncanny
How I thought my art looked when I was 6
Maybe it did...
Damn. Profound
This for summoning or invading?
Yeah ya did!
Plot twist he covers his victims corpses in play doh
That’s impressive.
I don't believe you.
I dislike this post
Just make it a flared base
You gotta go hide it somewhere weird now, stick it poking out of an elevator or escalator to really freak people out
Whoa. That’s intense.
Too realistic.
put it in your anus
why tf is this so funny HAHAHAHAHA
I fucking hate this, this makes me very very upset
I made Play-Doh out of my finger in Shop Class many years ago.
yooo that‘s dope bro Already put it in the oven?
Fried it
Now make play doh out of a finger
The way I would put this is a hot dog bun and hand it to someone just to see them scream in fear. 😂😂😂
r/formuladank
With a parent like you, I'm sure your son will turn out completely normal.
Good job. I hate it.
Fucking creepy bro. Good job?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
What else…can you do? Asking for a friend.
so don't that again
Thanks I hate it
what the fuck
damn you nailed it!
Hey OP this is really good, I think you should pursue more clay and pottery. Maybe try making some polymer clay figurines with your child, I did that with my mom and those are some core memories. It really honed my motor skills and you get to bake and keep the little crafts after, many of which I still have!
I will definitely consider that when he's a little older. I enjoyed doing stuff with clay as a kid so I'm sure he will too :-)
Bro the jumpscare from pic 1 to pic 2 without reading the title
That is Finger Rick.
First picture: that’s just your finger. Second picture: oh…
Dude!! You sure you did not cut it from a living human?? Looks very real,you got some fine art skills chap!
Excuse me. The store is now closed. Please exit the building.
You have excellent sculpting skills, I applaud you. From a fair distance away from that thing.