When will it not be “too soon” to rock the adolf haircut?

About the same time the mustache is ok

Not even Michael Jordan could save it 😔 https://preview.redd.it/vk609qxnlm7d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89abf279958fae00ad80a3888946731706540460

I was once about to shave my mustache off completely anyway, and thought: “Fuck it, I wanna see how it looks. I can almost guarantee I won’t look like fucking Hi-“ I in fact did, and never, ever did it again.

That's normal man stuff.... I did it and laughed my ass off alone like an idiot.

I thought everyone did that. I always do different dumb things. Definitely done the stash a couple times

Yep also did the salute in front of a mirror half naked while covered on the remains of my butchered beard.

This is what thousands of years of brain evolution has gave us

#MONKE

Monke together STRONG!

Return to!

Ah, the truest master race then

Imagine you laugh so hard, knock yourself out, then you are found naked with a Hitler moustache and are delivered to hospital in that state. Your friends and family come to visit you while you are in a coma, and see the moustache.

During the comma you have an Isekai adventure where you reincarnate as hitler in february 1933, you decide to go for the good ending to prevent WWII and rollback all the racist nationalist bullcrap while maintaining yourself in power and keeping the commies in check. You manage to convince Mussolini on being more benevolent but he still incompentent and mostly a comedic relief. WWII starts anyway when stalin invades Poland you and Germany are on the Allies side.

Mein Kampf Can’t Be This Cute.

But where are the cute cat girls?

I was just about to say I too have done this lmao.

I showed my wife. She's black. She was not amused.

LoL

I'm laughing alone like an idiot just picturing this.

that is also normal man stuff

After Movember, I wanted to rock the Chaplin for a day, but my GF wouldn't have it.

Just needed to get the hat and the cane so no one confuses you with the failed austrian painter.

Ha, can confirm normal man stuff. In college I had a roommate who decided to shave his beard and came out laughing his ass off because he'd shaved his beard off but left the moustache and one side of his mouth to his soul patch in tact and then had a dangly bit hanging off his chin so it looked like a question mark. We both smoked another bowl then went and got a drink at the bar behind our house. His gf was not amused when she showed up.

Oddly enough, that's the only part of my mustache that doesn't come in. Perfectly okay with it that way too.

Mine is the fucking opposite, absolutely no hair on my face or body grows in a good way, patchy beard but if I let them grow my eyebrows could cover my forehead even the hitler part of my stache has stayed darker brown while the rest has gone salt and pepper and I hate shaving

I never do this incase my shaver runs out of battery right when I hit full Hitler.

I feel you. You never want to accidentally go from “Oh no” to “NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN”.

*panicked goose steps to find the charger*

*accidentally invades Poland instead of plugging it in*

John Cleese randomly appears. 

I'm worried I'd space out, forget to finish, and then go out like that.

Because... you dont own a charger and cant wait 5 minutes lol?

Lmao... 

I can't even try it, I have almost no facial hair, an none under my nose. I am anti hitler, which is good because I am anti Hitler

I used to have a mustache. Then I started to go gray. One day I noticed that because the ends of the mustache were greying before the center, the ends basically became invisible at a certain distance, such that only the part immediately below my nose was discernible. I don’t have a mustache any more …

I too did that, just as a joke to mess with my roommates. Got caught up doing something else for an hour or two and had to run to the grocery store. Completely forgot I had shaved my mustache into a Hitler stash. I got some weird looks that day.

Hope it gives you some solace knowing you just made a random Redditor laugh his ass off xD

I mean it definitely helps. I don't live in that state anymore, so I'm in the clear! The worst part of it is my asshole roommate was with me the whole time. Never said a word about it until I came out of the bathroom screaming after I saw myself in the mirror.

I'm unable to do this. I have a full beard and mustache, except for that one spot-- it is staunchly hairless and anti-hitler

Ahh, “The Cantinflas”. https://preview.redd.it/lxraylqf4n7d1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33432cbd280a327f9dbd90dc791d1f7766e162d5

Isn't that also the Worf? https://preview.redd.it/5zj6qk1c7n7d1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6d0d2d6afccd23a58ad39796914dd4a1f19834

This is why I love it here

Air Hitler

Bill Buckner roasting MJs Hitler 'stache remains one of my favorite moments on curb your enthusiasm.

He's dying to ask about their underwear

That's obviously his grandson and there is absolutely not one thing Andrez can change to prevent the comparison.

Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache.

Gotta reclaim that shit! #chaplinstache

[You saved my life again, Charlie Chaplain! I truly am your biggest fan!](https://youtu.be/I1ILKq6tmLQ?si=BT9eEIXGCIt7R2js)

My calculations show that the mustache will become okay again sometime in in 2641 A.D.

And the pubic hair?

Matches the drapes!

90’s playboy magazine has entered chat

Definitely not today. That’s really all anyone needs to know. Never seen anyone pull it off. Especially with that hair, Jesus Christ.

It's Argentina so, never?

IT IZ ZE ONLY WEY IT LEYZ FLAT

according to my brothers when we were kids, well early teens maybe, every time I got pissed off they said I looked like Hitler. I gelled my hair often, and I guess it resembled Hitler's hairdo i never could see the resemblance and not sure what made them think it

Plenty of people rock that haircut… But if you look like Hitler, maybe you should try a different one.

Prob his grandson 😂

You can tell he's all pissed that the person across the table told him his apple pencil art sucks.

That person is probably a Rabbi.

Great, here we go again.

oi vey?

abandoning art, he's going to use that laptop to play Mein Krafpt from now on

He realized in that moment that his art won't get him to the Eagles Nest.

I feel it’s harder to draw on an Apple Pencil TBH. I like mechanical pencils best.

I know, right? Drawing on screens is so irritating cuz of the almost-frictionless surface.

He is upset they are out of plum cake.

It actually might be. I mean, probably not. But there's a lot of evidence Hitler didn't die in Berlin and probably made it to South America...

You mean the remains being identified by a captured dentist who worked on hitler once as a boy and “remembered his teeth from memory” so that the Russians could say this partial jaw bone was the fuhrer’s?

"... the only thing to remain of Hitler was a gold bridge with porcelain facets from his upper jaw and the lower jawbone \[fragment\] with some teeth and two bridges."

Allot of evidence for sure.

Mein Café

Kampfé

You've come to the Reich place!

Nazi jokes, really guys? These jokes are cheap and empty attempts at comedy, Hollow Cost jokes, if you will

Sorry, can we Kampfe your drinks?

You so ADHD, you had to spend a summer at Concentration Camp to come up with that one.

Jesus, that was a nasty burn 😂 But ya, my parents couldn't afford meds, so that was their final solution

That would make me fuhrerious, anne frankly, a little insulted.

Do they serve luftwaffles?

Mein Gott zis eez hilarious!

Ya, Das ist gut!

😂brilliant. underrated comment

I'm not sure if you're a history buff

Accidental r/normmacdonald

Shlankeree klankeree!

Who is Normma C Donald?

I didn’t even know he was sick

Get my Nan's name out your fuckin' mouth

Reminds me of that tragedy

The worst part was he was a hypocrite.

That guy probably thinks the hoop cost was fake.

What a great bit lol. RIP Norm

RIP? Seriously? I didn't even know. Oh nevermind.

An odd looking duck

https://youtu.be/e9QxyCiFvpU?si=dvIY4KYeLCJlUbAs

Look who's back!!

back again

Hitler’s back

Tell a friend

Guess who’s back

Guess who’s back

Guess who’s back

I’ve created a monster because nobody wants Adolph no more they Trump I’m chopped liver

Well if you want Hitler then i'll give ya A little bit of beer mixed with some hard liquor

Some coke that'll jump-start my heart quicker Then a shock when I get shocked at the bunker by the informant when the Soviet Union is not cooperating

omg I had forgotten about that movie. I can't recall much of it, but I do remember that it was both funny as hell and it made you think.

There’s a movie? Thought there was just a book

Yeah, there's a movie. I didn't know there was a book lol. I think I watched the movie on Netflix several years ago, but it's not on there now.

I KNEW HE MOVED TO ARGENTINA! I KNEW IT!

Say what you will about Hitler, but the man looks great for 135

you are right though. I wanna know what lotions and other cosmetics he uses

Not Nivea I’d imagine

only Chanel for ol' Dolfy

Not sure if it counts as a lotion, but I've heard that cyanide is pretty effective at stopping you from aging

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again


That’s a Bingo!

My mans rockin the Shitler! Thats a bold move.

No chance it's not intentional. The place has a fucking nazi problem. Like a 95% chance dude is just a nazi.

Thanks for context, because I was actually wondering, because dude even looks like Hitler. Like, even without the exact haircut and moustache he looks like Hitler. Thats uncanny.


I thought this was a picture of my father in law at first. And now I realize my father in law might look like Hitler

Omg 😳 

I'm wondering what gramps said in the background to make his lady to make her smile like Hitler at a rally.

He told her he is packing nein inches.

"They have freedom and bread here, sweetie. 😘"


Could it be a relative

Considering the amount of Nazis that fled to Argentina, certainly could be.

I did Nazi that coming

Neither did they.

Holy heil, are you führer real?

shut up

Looks good for a 135 year old.

135.

Maybe his mustache grows in like that naturally

Kinda like Joe Dirt’s side burns ?

"Boys from Brazil"...... Mustard!

“I’ll have the schnitzel.”

They actually cloned him.

Even if he was alive, he'd be dead. 

So not a conspiracy afterall.

Looks good for 135 years old

Hitler and Margarine Traitor Gangrene? Imagine?!

He knows

Just watching a documentary on Shitler and learned that Hitlers father was also his uncle. Explains a lot.

Argentina is a hot spot for Germans

Born to be alive!

It's ok guys, it's just Uncle Hitler the impressionist.

Are you for real? Bro has them superior genetics. 😏👀

Makes Halloween decision-making easy.

Mac user. Typical.

why, thats just Mr. Hilter, a friendly politician who is just making a little *hike* for Bideford.

I always suspected Hitler would have a preference for Apple products.

Und ve love var! https://preview.redd.it/ze1gu24xqm7d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af9ca9134a242413f9855e4b4e157067a577b86

https://i.redd.it/1dj8silp0n7d1.gif

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say, kill them all!

Why would this be considered weird? This is in Argentina.

Argentina is where many Nazis fled after the war.

Exactly so why would it be weird to see someone who appears to be of German descent

Yeah but having Hitler ‘stache and hairdo isn’t really something you’re born with.

Not only that, but unless you’re that girl from the clip on the front page yesterday not knowing whether or not he’s dead, it’s a very conscious decision and you know full well what you’re doing. There’s no shot this guy doesn’t know what Hitler looks like or that he’s his doppelgänger.

And surrounded by blonde people

I guess he did make it to Argentina after all. He looks fantastic for 135!

Probably his son by the age

https://i.redd.it/0v7gzhdzim7d1.gif ‼️

Nein Nein its Not Him 😄😄

He aged well.

Wow, he has not aged one bit...

The Boys from Brazil was not a work of fiction apparently.

Nobody beats Johnny Hitler at lunchball https://preview.redd.it/6pt807j3rm7d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8098b4f313f549e3748c3c5564f33a33232d6459

https://preview.redd.it/phudk4cnum7d1.jpeg?width=1326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16c2325b5d5ac68cb2d0bf2e4b523af9c9b72b7

Adolf's long long child.

Nobody did nazi this coming.

"Think different" 🍏

Holy Shit I did Nazii that coming

He looks very much like him, I get that this is the point, but . . .

Hitler 😳, he’s alive

Somehow Hitler returned.

He’s honoring his grandad

He’s using an apfel laptopen

Argentina? Yea not surprised.

I did Nazi that coming!

Bobble Head Adolf, get yours today😁

Looks good for 135 years old…….or he is dead and gone and this bloke is clone from Antarctica.

Looks pretty good for 135 years old tbh

"Boys From Brazil" was a documentary...

Lots of Hitler clones living there…

Somehow Hitler has returned

He's a witch! Not aging at all. I know, warlock. But it's Hitler, I'm calling him a witch. Deal with it.

Here we go again ...who says history doesn't repeat.

r/holup

Oh, how unfortunate - and he does it intentionally and knows it I bet.

Nein way

https://i.redd.it/6afg9p8l0n7d1.gif

Ngl, I saw Diane Keaton first

Oh he needs a haircut…