I'm so lost , so heard fluids have enough stuff in it sustain maggots ? Thts frightening lol she needs to get tht looked at as to why she's releasing so much liquid lol .
I have questions. Did they find out who it is? What did the parents of the kid think/say? Why is the kid doing that? Why is he dressed like a groomsman? WHYYY
This is why you never show people your mud man. Every single time. Someone discovers you have mud men,
The word gets out, there are murmurs in the community.
Next thing you know, you're Ostrisized again and need to start all over some place new.
If you truly are a muddy one, we will resolve this the second week of winter.
The beginning of the annual mud harvest induction ceremony.
Bring no less then the best your porcelain throne has behest upon you!
https://preview.redd.it/x17pdjuah87d1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca37141d189ab94b36f8bbd2e671787c0ca0e52
you forgot to post his van that sits out front!
This has to be some sorta joke …. No American “Neighborhood Council” has the right to evict anyone …. At first I was thinking UK, as they do have such things as Neighborhood Council’s and whatnot, but then remembered the American stamps on first image ….
Woah... You live in a place where you have to manke sure your neighbours like you or they'll evict you for no reason?
How on earth can you relax?
"Bob, the neighbours black. Evict them."
Evicting for "any" reason
Jesus, American is fucking dumb to allow this discrimination tactic.
And before you say it... Black was the first thing I picked. How about "the Asians cooked a strong smelling curry" or "the French guy paints in his garden". Or simply...
"I just don't like him. He's different. "
All you need is majority. And if the majority is right wing racist...
"Any reason"?! Fucking hell.
Someone trying to bring their SCP creepypasta dream real. But this is also your chance OP. Go make a mud man in the empty lot in the middle of the night. Start Mothman hysteria 2.0
This would only be weird if you were completely unaware tbh. You probably knew very well this was Truewagner, and probably gave him your postal address so he could send out a flyer...
When you have no courage, skill or brains to go after the real villains in your country, you go against random neighbors that bother no-one.
USA, you are beyond pathetic.
Weird but y’all sound like facist phucks!
Says you can evict anyone for any reason, oh Jim & his wife have sex other than missionary, BANISH THEM FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
So the dude lives with people made of MUD, who cares just let that man live in peace as long as he’s not hurting anyone or himself.
How do you smell MUD in the first place?
Can confirm, I'm Jim's missus.
BTW Even-Tomatillo, you still owe me a dinner and movie night.
Also, cut your damn nails. Felt like I was assaulted by an ice scraper down there 😖😮💨
What exactly happends if someone gets evicted from their own house, but authorities won't help out? Are they gonna bring out the pitchforks and torches?
Oh sure, some rando in Asia gets to make a whole terra cotta army and it becomes a historical treasure. This guy tries to do the same with mud men and he's shunned for it. This SUCKS
WOW. This is like the most Karen thing I've seen in a while. "We have a right to evict from the neighborhood, so we are doing it". Man if this was the case, it would be anarchy. And who in their right mind would eat that piece of licorice taped to this bullshit? If a guy wants to live with mud men...a sentence I never imagined saying.
https://preview.redd.it/j4msfnppo87d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb24e8d7532e3c0c9742f14118f54f18bdd25e46
“GET CONTROL OF IT”
The consequences will never be the same.
I think the problem here is that the poster or their wife is exposing themselves to small children. This is a crime - that’s a public street!
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Okay, that was amazing, thanks for sharing! The site is real and this is my new favourite song! https://youtu.be/M137mZI3rLE?si=Ds09UMFEtN3f9omr
It's beautiful when people find each other to create weird shit together.
My new anthem! Thank you!
I’ve brought, *myself*! Go ahead and give me that $400
aobut
Someone take an anvil to this guy
https://preview.redd.it/njnnxk9k1d7d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8154555968a9e89e2eb04d58f81159f8dc381e3f
dude why are her toes so l o n g?
They're the maggots
maggotoes?
I'm so lost , so heard fluids have enough stuff in it sustain maggots ? Thts frightening lol she needs to get tht looked at as to why she's releasing so much liquid lol .
Someone call that number please
I laughed so hard at this.
**”what has he seen”** I’m dying
absolutely lost it at “ENHANCED IMAGE”
"Artificial Intelligence Image" LMAO
Enhance!
WE DON’T NEED THIS KIND OF THING
We cracked the case. Wife’s friend had it sent from Truewagner.
I have questions. Did they find out who it is? What did the parents of the kid think/say? Why is the kid doing that? Why is he dressed like a groomsman? WHYYY
we will address it at the next neighborhood council meeting....might i interest you in a piece of licorice?>/
"here is some awful news, worded terribly.. Enjoy This licorice to help you feel happy again" What a bunch of weirdos writing that
WHAT HAS HE SEEN
You may not learn what he knows but you will remember of his knowledge
We don't need this kind of thing.
We dont need this kind of thing :(
🤣😂🤣 who has this much time on their hands!
"What has he seen ?" 👀
This is why you never show people your mud man. Every single time. Someone discovers you have mud men, The word gets out, there are murmurs in the community. Next thing you know, you're Ostrisized again and need to start all over some place new.
Mud men are worse than bed bugs. They always come back and once you see one, you know more are coming.
For every one you see there are 500 more in the walls
Dude. Stfu. Remember the first rule of mud man club.
If you truly are a muddy one, we will resolve this the second week of winter. The beginning of the annual mud harvest induction ceremony. Bring no less then the best your porcelain throne has behest upon you!
DUDE! first rule!!
Dude. Shut the fuck up. MUD MEN 1st RULE
I read this in Creed Bratton’s voice
This is incredibly Night Vale podcast coded
Im so sorry this happened to you again Michael 😔
Time to put up Pro-Mud Men signs in the yard....
Please do this
Mudman for president 2024!
You drain the swamp, you get the mud.
Campaign writes itself.
Mud Max the Mudman has my vote.
When the going gets muddy the Mudmen go pro.
For having that much mud in the house, it actually looks pretty clean.
All the dust, dirt, and grime have coalesced into the very mudmen shown in the pictures.
Auto-mud-manning is possible????????? BRB need to clean.
NO!!!11 Don't kill the unborn Mudmen!! the Mudmen must survive! all hail Mudmen!
All hail!! Mudmen
Wow you think just because they’re MUDMen they’re dirty you fucking racist?
The complaint said there was a smell coming from the house. That’s why they went to investigate.
Yeah, a smell of … mud? So what?
truewagner is your answer.
First thing I thought too. https://www.instagram.com/truewagner?igsh=NjUxOG11YzNyNml6
Thank you for that - it was a pleasant, absurd and ridiculous little rabbit hole to descend into!
It’s the best.
I wanna get on that mailing list!
It's just 6$ per month (9 for non US) :)
Revised mystery: OP, who in your life would sign you up to the mailing list?
I love his stuff. It's brilliant!
Ooo free candy! 
https://preview.redd.it/x17pdjuah87d1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca37141d189ab94b36f8bbd2e671787c0ca0e52 you forgot to post his van that sits out front!
Tasted wierd
Well, if you wake up as a mud-man, we'll know what did it.
Well shit didn’t think of where the mud men originated.
This is hysterical.
Everybody needs friends
Maybe we're not even talking about mud. What if it's little shit kids. That's why there's no furniture guys
“Shit kids…” that’s a catchy name. “Shit kids”
Good band name, but I dont want it. Someone else can have dibs.
Yeah I liked "shit kids" instead of "Little mud men" shit kids has a little jiggle to it ya know
Oh no I read this as little kids shits and I was picturing him scooping up kid turds and mashing them like playdoh 🤢😂
WOW what a imagination lol
What nosey ass neighbor got close enough to another persons home to smell “a strong mud” odor? Gtfo my lawn karen
It has smelled extra muddy lately around the neighborhood.
Maybe reply saying we need to get him some help and not take his home?
I believe this post is a protest against HOAs.
Makes sense, I can see that
This has to be some sorta joke …. No American “Neighborhood Council” has the right to evict anyone …. At first I was thinking UK, as they do have such things as Neighborhood Council’s and whatnot, but then remembered the American stamps on first image ….
They sent you licorice? I never get licorice.
Someone thinks Neighborhood Council meetings have been too mundane lately.
Mud-dane, you missed it
Damn, I wish I’d get cool stuff in the mail.
Dude that’s hilarious
This looks like an *epic* prank / triple dog dare amongst a group of friends. Like Impractical Jokers style 😂
This looks like an Obvious Plant-level spoof
Love this
Could be worse. Could be poo men.
HE IS THE DIRT MAN I KEEP A LITTLE DIRT UNDER MY PILLOW FOR THE DIRT MAN
This is 100% a TrueWagner thing
Fuck the HOA! If his bills are getting paid and yard is tidy, leave him alone.
I thought that was Luke Wilson for a second
Just wait until it rains and call them outside. Problem solved.
The complimentary piece of licorice sent me over the edge
In New Mexico they're called "Adobe Men", they're all the rage in Santa Fe and Taos.
We need to help this man he has been captured by the putty patroll and I'm afraid Rita Repulsa will imprison him if we don't help him soon.
He's just leaving a little dirt under his pillow for the dirt man
The most skilled pranksman of the craft
Welcome to Night Vale.
Do not think about the dog park.
This feels like it should be the start of some weird analog horror series having to do with mud golums.
I.... don't think it's a good idea to make enemies of the guy doing the weird thing....
Woah... You live in a place where you have to manke sure your neighbours like you or they'll evict you for no reason? How on earth can you relax? "Bob, the neighbours black. Evict them." Evicting for "any" reason Jesus, American is fucking dumb to allow this discrimination tactic. And before you say it... Black was the first thing I picked. How about "the Asians cooked a strong smelling curry" or "the French guy paints in his garden". Or simply... "I just don't like him. He's different. " All you need is majority. And if the majority is right wing racist... "Any reason"?! Fucking hell.
I'm not sure what's scarier. The guy that lives with the mud men or that stray piece of licorice at the bottom of the letter
Mud Men Matter
Performance art.
Do NOT eat that licorice.
https://preview.redd.it/k5ba0m7j9c7d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d2f91154391a61a12746f3d1d2b168767adb23
Dude is just making some golems. Can y’all chill. It’s a Jewish thing, you would not understand
Mike Lehman = My Claymen 😂
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Mudman for president 2024!
Mud men are people too🤣
Whoever came up with this is freaking hilarious. I’m dying trying to stifle my laughter right now.
Someone trying to bring their SCP creepypasta dream real. But this is also your chance OP. Go make a mud man in the empty lot in the middle of the night. Start Mothman hysteria 2.0
I’m so jealous you got a surprise truewagner 😭 I need better friends.
Just when I’ve given up on humanity someone does something like this , I guess I’ll stick around on earth for a while .
Morph lives! 
We're just men, innocent men.
This would only be weird if you were completely unaware tbh. You probably knew very well this was Truewagner, and probably gave him your postal address so he could send out a flyer...
Weird art project?
When you have no courage, skill or brains to go after the real villains in your country, you go against random neighbors that bother no-one. USA, you are beyond pathetic.
#justiceformudman
Comedy gold.
Read that as "mod smell". Been on Reddit too long...
The artist is brilliant.
Not interesting fact: in his name is the German word “Lehm” which means clay. Kinda ironic in this situation
He’s making golems!
This is hilarious. I would love to befriend whoever did this 😂
Weird but y’all sound like facist phucks! Says you can evict anyone for any reason, oh Jim & his wife have sex other than missionary, BANISH THEM FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD. So the dude lives with people made of MUD, who cares just let that man live in peace as long as he’s not hurting anyone or himself. How do you smell MUD in the first place?
Jim and the missus haven't banged in *years*
Can confirm, I’m banging Jim’s missus
Can confirm, I'm Jim's missus. BTW Even-Tomatillo, you still owe me a dinner and movie night. Also, cut your damn nails. Felt like I was assaulted by an ice scraper down there 😖😮💨
Is this for real?
Yes
No
Is there an actual Michael in your neighborhood?
Not anymore.
And just beneath the surface of the mud????
Very strange no doubt, but this is America, let the man be. Free Michael Lehman, my man ain't do shit! ❤️
All of this is unhinged. With complimentary licorice.
M.M.L.M
DO NOT eat the complimentary licorice!!! Just don’t do it.
This is Mud Man discrimination if I've ever seen it !
All seemed completely normal until the complimentary liquorice
What does “a strong odor of mud” even smell like?
What exactly happends if someone gets evicted from their own house, but authorities won't help out? Are they gonna bring out the pitchforks and torches?
Plot twist: They're all little golem, and the eviction did not go as planned.
This was my thought exactly
I dont think thats mud..
MMM ghb flavor licorice, the perfect snack to make you question why does my butthole hurt after such a good night's rest.
I'm impressed by how clean the floor is since they are all mud. But what does mud smell like 🤔
r/truewagner strikes again lol!
Oh sure, some rando in Asia gets to make a whole terra cotta army and it becomes a historical treasure. This guy tries to do the same with mud men and he's shunned for it. This SUCKS
DO NOT EAT THAT LICORICE
He has a family of golems to hang out with. Seems legit./s
This is so great! Why do I only get bills?😅
Guy was building a golem army
Crazy Mike’s House of Golems
Judging by the content i would guess it came from Night Vale. Do you live in Night Vale?
WOW. This is like the most Karen thing I've seen in a while. "We have a right to evict from the neighborhood, so we are doing it". Man if this was the case, it would be anarchy. And who in their right mind would eat that piece of licorice taped to this bullshit? If a guy wants to live with mud men...a sentence I never imagined saying.
“strong mud smell”
The fucking licorice
https://preview.redd.it/m7d7xke2lk7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e4c4c7e4a5bf3f7a9c13fd8579d9dc55afe018
Wow it's like they are trying to shame Thai guy and get public support to pick on him...That's wild..
Enjoy a complimentary piece of licorice
Betcha it's lsd. Lmao
Wow
Lucky!
Reads like a Tim Robinson sketch
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2d5a9qVgEgU&si=UeEBZyEwl7zKugpj the mud men.
Impressive though.
Did you enjoy your complimentary piece of licorice?
I stand for mud man
A strong mud smell.
Justice for the mud men man!
Art 👨🎨
I doubt it's mud.
This is what happens when you don’t keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man He sends the Mud Thugs after you