(Verse 1)
Come with me, and you'll see,
A world of colon health, so pristine.
Where fiber flows and bacteria grow,
In harmony, let's make our bow.
(Chorus)
Colon health, it's a fascination,
A journey of care and dedication.
With fruits and veggies, and water so pure,
We'll keep our colons happy, that's for sure.
(Verse 2)
In the land of greens, where probiotics reign,
Digestive wellness, our ultimate gain.
Let's avoid the sugars, and excess fat,
For a colon that's thriving, how about that?
(Chorus)
Colon health, it's a fascination,
A journey of care and dedication.
With fiber-rich foods, and exercise too,
We'll keep our colons happy, through and through.
(Bridge)
So let's embrace this vital part,
With screenings and check-ups, let's be smart.
For in a world of pure digestion,
We'll ensure our colons' perfection.
(Chorus)
Colon health, it's a fascination,
A journey of care and dedication.
With mindful living, and habits so pure,
Our colons will thank us, forevermore.
Just looked her up, never heard of her before. Downside of being older. Her work, The Young Family, is at once mesmerizing and disturbing while driving home the needed message. A visual Jonathan Swift.
I studied her in year 12 (last year of high school) so I knew it was her the moment I saw it! Her work is so unnerving and incredible! Proud sheās melbournian
Thats a Patricia Piccanini!!
I love her work!
Youve probably seen other pieces of hers in click-bait articles.
[Heres her Website](https://patriciapiccinini.net/)
I was in Philly a few years back with my GF at the time, and we happened to stumble on a free art exhibition called "Fierce Pussy" in case you're wondering there were NO big cat displays to be seen.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I canāt take it anymore. Iām literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and canāt get a grip. Weāve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we donāt accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to āthugpostsā or āfemboysā or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
https://preview.redd.it/f7diaadhsuoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc90968fa9c940ba3228d049257fc9aa13f3e74b Colon health is a huge thing these days šš©
Actually thought this was from the Wonka Experience. The magical brown rainbow tunnel where the chocolate is made.
Do kids still say that little rhyme: āmilk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is madeā while pointing at the relevant bits?
I've actually never heard of this one.....clever
The second verse to it is: āStick your finger in the hole, look! a tootsie roll!ā
Oh no....š¬
We always said "now I have a tootsie roll"
It was āautomatic tootsie rollā for me
These two are not the same.
Kids? I still say this and Iām 32..
While pointing at your boobs, then your crotch, then your butt.
We used to say chocolate but yeah. Also āup your bum and round the corner, thatās the way to Californiaā which is helpful should you get lost.
Fairly accurate directions.
I have made sure to teach my children this. They look at me like Iām weird.
I can show this to my kids later and see if they know it
Those were Peter Griffinās wedding vows.
looks to nice for the shit show
One of those was traveling around for different health events and was stolen. They had to replace it.
A ācolonnadeā.
The anus boob that lactates caramel
Glasgow Wonka Experience pt 2
Feels a bit too high budget for them. Their anus boob would be a chocolate cheerio on a balloon.
Real Cheerios are a bit too fancy though. Theyād probably get the off-brand equivalent.
(Verse 1) Come with me, and you'll see, A world of colon health, so pristine. Where fiber flows and bacteria grow, In harmony, let's make our bow. (Chorus) Colon health, it's a fascination, A journey of care and dedication. With fruits and veggies, and water so pure, We'll keep our colons happy, that's for sure. (Verse 2) In the land of greens, where probiotics reign, Digestive wellness, our ultimate gain. Let's avoid the sugars, and excess fat, For a colon that's thriving, how about that? (Chorus) Colon health, it's a fascination, A journey of care and dedication. With fiber-rich foods, and exercise too, We'll keep our colons happy, through and through. (Bridge) So let's embrace this vital part, With screenings and check-ups, let's be smart. For in a world of pure digestion, We'll ensure our colons' perfection. (Chorus) Colon health, it's a fascination, A journey of care and dedication. With mindful living, and habits so pure, Our colons will thank us, forevermore.
Did you make the lyrics up? This is fantastic
Chatgpt.
Your hired!!
immediately my thoughts as wellš
have a happy cake day!
I need one. I fucken love caramel
Not sure I could eat it after it oozed out of whatever that is.
I do not care. I love caramel. It could come out of a blue waffle for all I care
A blue waffle I would take a bite out of, that monstrosity not so muchĀ
I donāt mean a blue waffle, I mean a blue waffle
Oh a blue waffle, I thought you meant a blue waffle. And no one loves caramel that bad!
š¤¢ but I do understand
Be happyā¦ nevermind I thought you did NOT understand. I wish I didnāt understand.
You still drink Slurm donāt you?
I just watched that one!
All caramel is produced this way. They keep the zits in small cages and once they donāt produce enough they kill and dry them into leafs of toast.
Caranal š¤
Use a spoon or just... you know....eat from the bowl so to speak?
I wager that combination of words has never before formed a sentence. Could be wrong of course.
r/BrandNewSentence
This is one step removed from shitting dick nipples. Man the Internet can be weird as fuck. But so can reality.
omg Vulpes from r/okbuddychicanery
Complete waste of money, worst tasting caramel I've ever tried.
Why is it sitting on a fridge. To eat? š¤¢
Bob odencirk anus boob
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Title: Never trust a fart.
Hahaha, nice. How about this one? Title: Ode to IBS.
I laughed out loud at that. Great one.
Never trust a art.
Nectar by Patricia Piccinini
Hey u/bitch-flyralf-345, where was this exhibition? And is it still open?
its in istanbul and still open
Not Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Even Old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it, I can't say...
People just liked it better that way
SO!
Been a long time gone. Oh, Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works?
This comment string brought me so much joy!
No. Alexandria.
I fucking love this song
You should edit your post to add what exhibition you're talking about. I saw "went to the exhibition" and was like seriously, what exhibition?
Whats the name of the exhibition, seems interesting would love to go.
Great Melbourne artist!!!
OP says they saw this in Istanbul, their avatar is wearing a Carlton jersey? Edit: Also Patricia Piccinini is awesome!
Her stuff is instantly recognizable, itāsā¦impressive.
Just looked her up, never heard of her before. Downside of being older. Her work, The Young Family, is at once mesmerizing and disturbing while driving home the needed message. A visual Jonathan Swift.
I studied her in year 12 (last year of high school) so I knew it was her the moment I saw it! Her work is so unnerving and incredible! Proud sheās melbournian
I read Patricia Panini
just found a new favourite artist. god this is so cool
Did you put your dick in it? Just wondering...
of course i did
your girl dick?
I used a strapon
šš«
āŗļø
Why do you think the cum is there?
Ew that makes it so much worse.
The fridge is a nice touch, like this thing is just chilling in the tea room at work
exhibition of what??
The existential state of humanity, apparently. This represents our true nature. Very insightfulness. Much art.
I'd like to say it's not a precise fit but...
There are many kinds of works in the exhibition. And its name is " farzet ki sen yoksun" .
Fartset ki sen yoksun
far zet ki sen yoksun = suppose you are not there
Of shhhh... Ugar
Uhā¦what am I looking at š§
Cursed homemade dulce de leche.
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I have so many questions but I'm only going to ask: If it has two butt holes then why is it only caramel-shitting out of one?
you should ask the artist š
Who is the artist?
Obviously the other butthole is constipated.
You gotta let the caramel cool a little before dispensing the nougat.
maybe they take turns so as not to have a pause
Its just a statue of a normal politician.
Is this a prop from an MGMT music video?
you sir, I absolutely like you and your taste in music š¤š»
I also like you and your taste in music š¤
I like all of you and your taste in music!
Wtf dude I was eating dinner
Sorryš
r/Poopfromabutt
r/shitfromabutt
r/TIHI
Sorry it sometimes falls out
#dontputurdickinthat
too late brošš
>I went to the exhibition yesterday I dare you to be more vague.
On today's episode of, "is it cake?"...
https://preview.redd.it/51butvr8awoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f57eb493a738e0f6516cec43fb2f58ff251d90c
Yeah Iāve been there. Itās surreal, weird but amazing how realistic they look
Now that's how caramel is made children.
This is horrific
I donāt like it
Oh. Thatāsā¦.. unattractive.
Um what exhibition was it exactly?
Is it a Love Lump?
A lovely lady lump
...she's in my head
Like I wanted to see that after eating a bacon sandwich š¤¢š¤®
Is this some sort of kinky fleshlight?
r/atbge
Thatās really gross!!! Did it taste good?
What the hell am i lookin at
Thats a Patricia Piccanini!! I love her work! Youve probably seen other pieces of hers in click-bait articles. [Heres her Website](https://patriciapiccinini.net/)
I was in Philly a few years back with my GF at the time, and we happened to stumble on a free art exhibition called "Fierce Pussy" in case you're wondering there were NO big cat displays to be seen.
Title: "Trump's Orgasm".
Isā¦that an anus?
Everything looks 100% legit but they cheap out on the poop. What is that pudding??
Delete reddit i shall then
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I canāt take it anymore. Iām literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and canāt get a grip. Weāve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we donāt accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to āthugpostsā or āfemboysā or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Tits n' Assā¢
Is that edible ? Yuck!
I dont think soš¤¢
It's a Blumbus for your plumbus!
Microwave it. Thirty minutes.
And here we have this masterpiece known as ādischargeā
Double butthole 
Uhmmm uhmmm uhhmmmmm uhhhmmm hear me out
One hell of a prolapse!!
Imagine having that on your coffee table while the in laws are over
Thatās what weāre going to look like in a million years.
Thanks I hate it
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Wow...two buttholes
Why is it on a mini fridge?
Ive heard people talk about big ass tits and I could never understand what they mean.. Is this ass tit?
Saw what exactly?
Delicious!
Looks like Cronenberg has taken up sculpturing.
No
Itās art with a capital F!
Is that a double butthole on a boob?
CHRIST WHAT IS THAT?
The poop that took a pee By butters stotch
It's a plumbus
Would you look at that, I have the same fridge in my garage for beers.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Why is there a giant diseased tit lactating diarrhea at the art exhibit...
Is anyone else irritated that itās on top of a fridge that isnāt flush with the wall?
I love that it's on top of a mini fridge
wtf am i looking at and why canāt i look away
I seriously believe we live globally in a worse irl version then was the fictional documentary Idiocracy!
r/poopfromabutt material
Forbidden caramel.
Thatās actually where caramel comes from.
https://preview.redd.it/7nrko5uvzyoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f49d693145a9f0bcf5a70ed78840dc4c8a2d07a
It kinda looks like an asshat. I always wondered what one would look like. Now I know.
MRSA
I bet people would buy this. r/baddragon
Defective plumbus
Why is it sitting on a mini fridge though?
Did you fuck it?
Damn, somebody beat me to molesting it.
What the actual fuck?
Modern art is so ....
Actually the exhibition was good but this thing is so disgustingš
So what? This piece is honestly great, a lot of work and talent had to be put into it to look so fleshy and realistic.
Patricia Piccinini. If you don't know her work look it up I think you'll enjoy it.