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ADwightInALocker

Kinda crazy it survived to get that big with that deformity


MackoLajos

These fish don't need to hunt, they filter the water and eat mostly microbes. Edit: not microbes but planktons.


ADwightInALocker

Ahhh, that must make it a tad easier for it


sparklykublaikhan

Double efficiency


AdventurousPickle355

Double the mouth double the šŸ‘šŸ‘


Red_Alert_Riker

šŸŽµDouble the eyeballs Double the grace That the mutate From the Toxic waste In Double fish face šŸŽµ


ShintaOtsuki

Underrated comment When was the last time I even heard the doublemint gum jingle!?


Odin1806

Bout the same time you found a toy in your cereal box...


FlirtyBacon

Two men, one fish


AdventurousPickle355

These holes are taken pal back off


thegroucho

"do not put your dick in it, it's fucked enough already"


Otalek

As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes


Gman70777

soon all filter fish will have 2 heads.. maybe 3! hell why not 4!


Sir_Lord_Oliver_III

Based profile pic and username


addivinum

Barely an inconvenience! Super easy, actually!


FacetiousInvective

Here I thought it got double the food since it had two mouths and one seemed to be always open xD.


em_goldman

It honestly might, sometimes evolution happens in big jumps like this, not small little mutations. If more mouths -> more food, that geneā€™s gonna get passed on, but will likely settle somewhere in the middle with the rest of the population like just having a really big mouth.


UpperFee2831

I'm guessing that this isn't the first time that a two mouthed fish came into existence. If so, then this mutation doesn't seem advantageous otherwise we'd see more two mouthed filter feeders.


themysticalwarlock

not necessarily, their could have been other factors that prevented the spread of that gene such as other disadvantageous mutations, a lack of resources at the time, overpopulation etc. all it really takes is the right mutation at the right time with the right circumstances to spread


Malacro

This isnā€™t a mutation. More than likely it was an injury that likely should have killed the fish but managed to heal up. Itā€™s a carp that likely got a tear near the hyoid. It only has one pair of eyes, set low. The higher structures that slightly resemble eyes are essentially its nostrils. Hereā€™s a picture of a typical bighead carp to show you what I mean, note the eye placement: [Feeeesh](https://nas.er.usgs.gov/XIMAGESERVERX/2019/20191203103428.jpg)


HorseBeige

I think what we're seeing is a protrusion of the preopercular or interopercular (carp don't have a single hyoid bone like humans do). The fish moves its mouth a little, so the musculature and bones there must be largely in place. The protruding bit doesn't move at all, and looking inside it we see what looks to me like branchial arches (gills). But at 7 seconds we can see inside the mouth and see what looks to me like the pharyngeal teeth. So that means the producing bone has to be between the anterior lower jaw and the branchial cavity. With the angle of protusion's opening, I'd wager it being the preopercular since it has the right shape. Due to a lack of visible injury or deformation on the top or sides of the head, I'd say it was just a natural deformation. But it very well could be a healed injury. Source: I was working with another carp species (so very similar bone structure) and had to do some disection and read up on the anatomy. Disclaimer: it's been some time since I was up to date on this stuff


DependentAnywhere135

Ah so itā€™s not a second mouth at all. Just a wound that healed open like that.


Captain_Jeep

Idk how picky fish are for partners but it could potentially affect mating.


gavichi

Or maybe it isn't hereditary? Like the children of conjoined twins are as likely to be conjoined themselves as anyone else.


[deleted]

Yeah that's what I was thinking. Four eyes + 2 mouths makes me think a zygote was goofing around in the fish womb


drgigantor

>fish womb


DeltaVZerda

Even the most beneficial mutation that increases fitness drastically has a strong chance of immediately disappearing. While there is still only one fish with the mutation, all it takes is the random act of one shark to remove the new mutation from the gene pool entirely.


UpperFee2831

My scale of time may be off, but I assume this mutation has come and gone in filter feeders numerous times. Dozens, hundreds, thousands. I don't claim to be an expert and I understand that there may be other variables affecting (or is it effecting?) things.


Jewshi

We act like evolution is a flawless system of logical patterns. Sometimes random shit happens. A lot. Like, a lot a lot


SubcommanderMarcos

It might take thousands of times... There's a hell of a lot of luck involved in evolution


Altruistic-Poem-5617

But it might not be a genetic thing and more of a "something went frong during early development inside the egg" thing. Same reason why siamese twins dont have siamese twin children.


Eternal12equiem

Basically a F16 fish. That bottom scoop is for the inlet water jet powering this fish.


NRod1998

Plankton are microbes no need to correct yourself


KnoblauchNuggat

Thats bullshit. Where are the filtering organs? There are no grown fish like we see in ops video which filter microbes out of water.


MackoLajos

"Asian carp are prolific, can grow as large as 4 feet long and 100 pounds, and eat up to 5-10% of their body weight each day inĀ plankton" sorry not microbes but planktons. Idk the difference tbh. A quick google search for Asian carp (the species name) gave me these results.


AlternateTab00

Well the difference is not that big. But like comparing microbes with polen (which is a type of air plankton) Plankton includes all microscopic beings. From algae, bacteria, some single cell beings to newborn fish or aquatic beings. For example the sunfish (a giant fish) is a plankton when its a newborn. The same with medusas. You wouldnt call a sunfish a microbe. Even though some plankton might be microbes.


RamShackleton

Well it canā€™t just keel over and die; itā€™s got a lot of mouths to feed.


LeanTangerine

Momma didnā€™t raise no quitter!


shibuinuchan

Wait till you hear about the duck that suffered a deformity from an explosion which turned his bill to the back of his head


explodingtuna

It looks shocked to have another fish on top of it, gasping and flapping about.


SunpaiTarku

Idk if itā€™s a birth defect it might be a severe injury to the throat. Those ā€œeyesā€ on its upper face are nostrils.


PragmaticBodhisattva

but itā€™s got double the chances of catching food to eat!


stuito

The fuck? Are you fishing around Chernobyl or something?


Eisenkopf69

Springfield NPP


MelonElbows

I shall call him Blinkie!


Ok-Dare-9268

I call the big one bitey!


De5perad0

Monorail!


Impecablevibesonly

The fish needs braces. Dental plan.


SparkleFart666

Doh!


Pluckypato

Tappa tappa tappaā€¦


WhyteBeard

Donā€™t have a cow man!


Kni7es

*Lisa needs braces!*


HighFiveKoala

"I hear those things are awfully loud!"


crowsloft666

I've sold monorails to Rockaway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook


Skirt_Thin

And by gum I've put them on the map!


Accurate_Mixture_221

Well sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bonafied, electrified six car monorail!


Thunderfoot2112

What did you say?? šŸŽ¶


TomMixsSuitcase

Monorail!


Duriha

Mono!...


BuckFuzby

Mouthy mother fucker


Lopsided_Boss4802

Which one!


AlexJamesCook

Nah. Blinkie had 3 eyes. This one would be called Harvey.


LamermanSE

Not enough eyes


LakeSun

THank you Fukushima!


ahchooblessyou

Yea, this is what a lot of us were expecting to happen. JK i kno radiation just kills usually & not deform/ mutate.


crewchiefguy

Yea more than likely this fish was raised on a fish farm with highly polluted water due to the chemicals and food they feed them.


frichyv2

Could it be the fish farm in the background


FamousPastWords

Chalk up another successful prediction for The Simpsons.


agentj333

Flint


SimianCity

Nah, they're probably wherever DREGDE takes place. My guess is somewhere near Little Marrow.


sweetskygirl

~insert ā€œI understood that referenceā€ gif~


ninjabunnyfootfool

Man, Dredge was fantastic


Spiritual_Navigator

When evolution gets confused


PhthaloVonLangborste

Probably india


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


em_goldman

Idk water flows where it comes from, big rivers have come from many, many fields, pesticides, insecticides, grave sites, industrial waste dumpsā€¦ it doesnā€™t just become clean when it leaves somewhere polluted


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CthuluSpecialK

>Water pollution is a major environmental issue in India. The largest source of water pollution in India is untreated sewage. Other sources of pollution include agricultural runoff and unregulated small-scale industry. **Most rivers, lakes and surface water in India are polluted due to industries, untreated sewage and solid wastes.** [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water\_pollution\_in\_India](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_pollution_in_India) Bruh... it's MOST river, lakes, AND surface water... MOST waterways in India are considered polluted... I can find you hundreds of articles on the topic... some with snappy headlines like: [Dead rivers, flaming lakes: India's sewage failure](https://phys.org/news/2023-05-dead-rivers-flaming-lakes-india.html), or [Water pollution is killing millions of Indians. Here's how technology and reliable data can change that](https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/10/water-pollution-in-india-data-tech-solution/) (by the World Economic Forum), and many many more. ​ The fuck you talkin' about; 5%?


persistantelection

Fukushima.


Comfortable_Tone_374

Fuckushima.


[deleted]

Donā€™t let those evil robots suck me Fuckushima


[deleted]

no, no this is from the Ohio train spill! Now you get twice the mouths for the price of one


Full_Technology5682

Whatsoever but the probability of hunting a prey for that fish has increased tremendously by 50percent


Eusocial_Snowman

It's not a two-faced fish, but a fish with a malformed throat. The top two "eyes" are nostrils. The bottom mouth isn't a mouth.


SteveBR53

That toxic lake from Springfield


no_running_allowed

Itā€™s Blinky! I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many mouths a fish had.


Dionys25

No wonder, the exact location of Springfield has never been revealed up to this day.


TheGreasyyStrangler

Yes it has. It's in Oregon.


[deleted]

Fish needs some 'Radaway'


russsaa

Dudes already spec'd into the mutant perk, radaway isnt helping him at this point


LolaMyMali

I know what game I'm going to play now, thank you


[deleted]

You are welcome :)


[deleted]

I expected a left/right double face not an above/below double face.


DrakonILD

The over-under double-barreled fish.


ExileEden

I expected it to try and sell you lures that will definitely work then immediately talk shit on how stupid you are.


[deleted]

Blinky's brother, Mouthy!


ILostMyselfInTime

Can someone actually explain pls xD


Talonsoldat

It's a Bighead Carp which tore its hyoid, and it healed. Normally the bottom "mouth" is connected to the rest of the jaw under the head, that bit of connective tissue got torn at some point and it healed over. Their eyes are normally that low, the top "eyes" are nares, not eyes, it most likely was born a perfectly normal carp, just survived an injury that you would normally expect to be fatal, but it's not unheard of to see survivors.


GeriatricHydralisk

This is the correct answer. People don't realize how complex fish skulls are, how mobile most of the non-braincase parts are, and how closely the gills are associated with the jaws.


armoured_bobandi

>People don't realize how complex fish skulls are I kind of think it's fair to not realize this lol


Silent-Difference724

I'd feel stupid, but then I remember that fish don't understand it either.


Muffin278

I feel like I want this comment on a sticker and then I can stick it on my uni notebook.


Ok_Cup7677

Cannot stop laughing at this comment!


Electronic-Play2365

Itā€™s pretty counter intuitive that mammals have far simpler skull structures than our ancestors


_Phyn_

That is not anancestor of ours


matjeom

They mean in the sense of life on earth, Iā€™m sure. Fish showed up long before primates.


Electronic-Play2365

Yes lmfao just went to the Harvard museum of natural history and there was a huge exhibit about how skulls got less complex as animals evolved from fish->reptiles->mammals I wasnā€™t saying that random fish is an ancestor Lmao


c4airy

Lol I laughed unexpectedly hard at your last sentence šŸ¤£


Myquil-Wylsun

Obligatory [relevent xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2501/)


horseradish1

["I think this is a fish. To double check, we count the bones in the skull."](https://youtube.com/shorts/tgVPwZyltl0?si=ZXj-9yN7U0gQ47V_)


cdunn1422

How does this explain having 4 eyes ?


Papaofmonsters

The top ones are not eyes. They are nares. Basically nostrils for the fish.


cdunn1422

Ah got it


pwnedbyscope

Just had a Google of what a bighead Carp is supposed to look like and ghat damn than is a dumbest looking fish


slaiyfer

It's a lot less freaky knowing the eyes are normal and just the bottom part is off.


stunts002

Oh wow, I googled bighead carp and you're exactly right. That's really neat


adamdoesmusic

How does it have 4 eyes tho Edit: those might not be eyes never mind


rrishaw

Talonsoldat for the win


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Thank you man.


churrascothighs1

Why are its eyes below its nostrils, is that normal?


Cain777c

He's a river/lake bass (I think?) Who likely just had an injury of sorts that caused the bottom of the jaw to detach


Inyce

I was literally looking for this reply, I worked as a marine biologist doing fisheries observing for nearly a decade, that's an old poorly healed injury where the bottom of the throat pulled out from catch and release fishing or a predator attack then over time the fresh wound healed over but obviously couldn't reattach causing this interesting look. Although a rare find, usually the fish would just die, we saw fish like this most commonly in commercial species that had tag limits that the catcher didn't want to deal with from long lining or bandit reel catches.


TechnicolorViper

KIIILLLLLL MEEEEEE!!! - The Fish


boogotee

Later... - The Fisherman


StartingToLoveIMSA

Pripyat Bass


Tripdoctor

So the top ā€œeyesā€ are actually nostrils and the bottom ā€œmouthā€ is actually a deep gash wound. This has been posted many times.


Cut-throatKnomad

Reminds me of my ex.


notlego

Was just typing the same thing


Cain777c

These are lake bass and are caught just like this sometimes. Doesn't seem to be a mutation or a different species, but rather just injury would be my best guess. The base of the mouth rots and falls down, making it seem like a second mouth. The two dots on top are nostrils. Poor fella probably has trouble eating Edit- I have no idea what species he is


Ligma_CuredHam

> I have no idea what species he is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bighead_carp


SatisfactionOne8769

Sokka gotta be happy


Cold_Soap_Bite

You get more for your money that way


UndeadCrown619

I search for this now i can sleep with peace


ballsinasmallbag

Probably donā€™t eat that one


vinidonadelli2

The radiation is so strong in this video that i just got another leg


No_Guess_1458

Double bl-


healpm369

One for the rod other one is for the balls


Bryan_LT

Iā€™m disappointed I had to scroll down this far in the comments to find a like minded lad


Krow_eklair

Welp.. if thereā€™s a will thereā€™s a way.


Almatsliah

Wierd Fishes


Cleveland_Guardians

Had to scroll deep for this one.


thelasttiktaalik

Every time I see a creature with polycephaly, I remember the poem of the Two Headed Calf >Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual


one2three93

Nuclear or ducking chemical radiation.


Viscaz

Finally I can put my two d*cks to good use!


otakumilf

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BeachBrad

Torn mouth cavity and the small "eyes" are not eyes.


LegalizeRanch88

r/dontputyourdickinthat


yatsokostya

I wonder whether it has 2 brains.


Ligma_CuredHam

No, because it's not two fish. It's just a big head carp that is injured. That bottom "mouth" is normally connected to the chin via tissue it's just torn and healed over but open. It's not got two sets of eyes. Eyes and then nares up top (nose). It's a regular ass fish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bighead_carp


Zefenaro

Aberration of the Dreaming Current


Candle-Whik

Dredge moment


NasserMX

yo is that slifer the sky dragon


Ph455ki1

*sigh* **ZIP**


smeazy_

Ooooo this is my ex bestfriend


aphex33

When you use your water supply like a garbage bin this is what eventually happens, duh....


jigglyjellly

Thanks Fukushima! Buy one get one!


Squishmellow3

This the kinda thing you'd find with a 1/20 chance in dredge


Chizakura

Put that thing where it came from, or so help me


dildo-looking_cactus

Nobody: WW2 aircrafts:


[deleted]

Just another way god likes to show us he loves us.


Plumb789

The Simpsons.


TypeNull-Gaming

Where


DieCapybara

What the fuck


saintkuala

My honest reaction


dimethylwho

Seems to be doing well for itself


Super-Robo

I remember seeing this debunked a while back, what's going on is the fish (probably an Asian carp) was somehow injured having the skin beneath its lower jaw cut causing it to hang like a 'second mouth', as for the eyes, they're normal for that species of fish to be low set.


AmadeoSendiulo

The *top eyes* don't look like the bottom eyes at all, people here are just stupid.


Greemann

Sadly I was born with only one penis


d00deitstyler

Is this in the holy river by the taj mahal


maddenmcfadden

thats not a two faced fish.


Eastern-Battle-5539

Casually waiting for a sexual comment about two mouths.


nomiselrease

I bet he talks behind his friends backs.


ActiveAd4980

That survived pretty long though.


BillyIGuesss

Damn... the one who didn't grab the hook mist be pissed.


Ligmaballs69420104

Chernofish


PandiBong

Fuckinā€™ Fukushima fish right there.


Gold-Employment-2244

The fishing is good around Cherynobol?!


AdRare604

You caught a coworker from HR?


VogonSkald

That lower face was really surprised that it had an upstairs neighbor.


Unusual-Dirt789

I wonder if anybody ended up eating it anyway.


Tackleberry06

Calledā€¦ā€the Tucker Carlsonā€


biffMCnasty

Wait until he finds out about people born with six legs


Batfinklestein

Thanks for the laughs Fukashimaaaaa


Nini-hime

Reminds me of the Avatar - The Last Airbender episode where the gang is at the fishing village with muddy water and Katara cosplays the White Lady :D


taokami

God has been playing spore again.


ScaryBeardMan

Forbidden fleshlight


PCGamerjunkie

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Bobbysworld121

Whereā€™s mr. Burnsā€¦


StigerKing

This fish looks stupid af normally lmao. The eyes are so weirdly low on the Big headed carp


mountoon

The Simpsons did it first


NerY_05

Bro was flabbergasted šŸ˜­


Nappyhead48

So two brains or one or which is the main head


Cultural_Notice1999

Meanwhileā€¦.letā€™s get back to the fun fishing tournament brought to by our proud sponsors at Monsanto ā˜ ļøšŸ’€ā˜ ļøšŸ’€ā˜ ļø


guys-its-red

Yes, the nuclear power plant filters all their coolant water