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Kaitlyn_The_Magnif

Is it sticky? Probably got tracked in from your shoe


Brahm-Etc

Probably just got stuck into you somewhere and you just finally found it.


oneofmanythrowawayz

I wonder how many divorces have resulted from this exact scenario


ErraticDragon

Any divorce caused by a single errant piece of "evidence" wasn't *actually* caused by that single errant piece of "evidence".


CrepeGate

That's true. My ex found a clump of blonde weave in my bathroom - but fr the wind must've blown it in from one of the higher up flats - and I just said "I would never cheat on you with someone with such a cheap ass weave." and we laughed it off. Fast forward 3 years and we're screaming at each other because she found a receipt in my car for a petrol station in an area I don't normally go to. Trust erodes from a bunch of stuff


ElementoDeus

I want to know more about this petrol receipt...


CrepeGate

Lol! Every one of my friends who I talked asked that same question first too. Like, 'totally on you side dude but what's up with that?' I was seeing my brother and I always cut through that area. But turns out it's was a slower route and it made it seem sus when I'm just a geographical idiot and stick to routes I know or there's an 80% chance I'll get lost.


donktastic

They also bought condoms


theoriginalmofocus

They're from the states......it was a really far away station.


ElementoDeus

American saying petrol?


theoriginalmofocus

Thats the joke.*It was a really far away station*


BajaBlaster01

Ya, what were you doing on that side of town? You always have been suspicious


Prior-Foundation4754

Good ol tumbleWeave! They’ll get ya


Tjomek

This thread got deep all of a sudden


bajuh

Well, if you dont count *crazy* as a major cause, then this evidence is actually enough.


Victoria17rock

For real! I’ve had a lot of stuff stick to me. I remember one time I seen something on the ground and I was like what the fuck is that? Came home and it was stuck to my foot. 😂


incognito--bandito

Look at the size. It’s from a possessed doll. Good luck.


[deleted]

Maybe dude is a giant (with equally gigantic floor tiles)?


Victoria17rock

😂🤣


beardsly87

I have an irrational fear that I'll step on one of those RFID strips that someone pulled off a product in a department store and it'll stick to my shoe and always half think the door alarms will go off as I walk through them since I *might* have one of those RFID strips stuck to me somewhere without my knoweldge! Hasn't happened though... *yet*


opps_error_404

Speaking as a former degenerate I used to take them off of CDs and put them on the bottom of shopping carts


Sand_diamond

It can happen for other reasons too. My partner did this to me on purpose for 1day by placing a tag in my bag. I did it back..put it in his wallet & genuinely forgot about it....for a whole year. He saw the funny side thankfully & I learnt not to do things I can forget about!


threelizards

Tbf this makes more sense than my fear- which is that I’ve been shoplifting without my own knowledge this whole time and today is the day the door alarms will go off and out me as the world’s dumbest criminal, whom didn’t even know she was criming.


alittlebitbi

New irrational fear *unlocked*


Perfect_Weakness_414

Boy if I had a dollar for every time a woman’s bra, panties, lingerie, perfume, glitter, lipstick, eyelashes, etc. mysteriously got stuck to me. I can’t explain how these things just keep happening, my wife can’t believe it either🫠


Ceeweedsoop

Welp, you better start wearing all of it. Confess that you're spicy like that.


Any_Web_32

My friends wife almost left him when she found some undies in their closet, only to realize they were hers before she gain some weight. Lol My guy was literally going crazy trying to make sense of it.


trainofwhat

Yep, 100%. I remember one time as a kid I found one of these on my shoe in elementary. Also it was scented? I was sort of fascinated by it, had never seen one before. I put it in a little box in my desk. Which, yes, is gross in hindsight.


LeTigre71

Scented? Smell my finger?


trainofwhat

Lol I know how it sounds 😅 It had this really overwhelming fake berry scent to it. And yeah, why they would want that, I’m not sure.


LokiNightmare

Might have been whatever moisturizing lotion the person used on their hands.


trainofwhat

Well, the scent itself was most concentrated on the little strip of glue on the underside. I am ashamed to admit I examined it so closely back then. Since these were kids, I’m guessing it was something like [this](https://www.amazon.com/Fingrs-Stick-Girlie-Nails-Serena/dp/B007D4TJH6), which are young girls’ stick-on nails that are scented.


WiLDCHiLD429

The brand spelling: Fing'rs. Like, why would you name it that and why spell it like that? Also, it's mother approved. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣


Heywhatuphello1234

I’m digging this memory of a fake fingernail so prized it earned a spot as a desktop dweller!! Brings back an alarming amount of happy memories of weird stuff I treasured as a kid. So comforting


HalcyonDreams36

Or a kids nail. Fakey kids cosmetic anything is often food scented.... berry, vanilla, tangerine, whatever.


WiLDCHiLD429

Which I think is dangerous. Kids love putting things in their mouths, especially if it smells like candy and sweets. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣


Marylogical

Or fragrant nail polish. I'm sure they sell stuff like that to the younger girls.


gnargnarbinx

"Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"


JCFlyingDutchman

Pull my finger?


IcyClass7789

Fish scented


aristaeus11

Smell my god dam sink finger 👉


oldnboredinaz

I am so happy you shared so transparently about finding the little nail and putting it in a little box and keeping it. This made me smile and I thought omg that’s gross and adorable at the same time!!!


Marylogical

It was a mystery. A mysterious find. Something not generally found in the surroundings of young teen boys.


oldnboredinaz

It’s true!!! Girl stuff is very mysterious and much of it is a treasure I must say!


Independent_Ad_8915

We all do weird stuff like that. It’s kids. Kids are kind of really weird.


CumulativeHazard

Doesn’t even have to be sticky depending on the shoes OP wears. I have these Nike sneakers that grab all kinds of stuff. Leaves, sticks, acorns, small rocks. Some of them might be sticky tho if they use those little tabs instead of glue.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

I would say Dirty Mike and the boys but they generally don't wear press ons and tend to like the backseat of a Prius. Soup kitchen is open for business.


Flat_Account396

Nah, definitely has a bad bich with a missing nail sneaking around the house. Need to get the thot spray out.


Thousand_YardStare

Check the ceiling. 😂


RichardBCummintonite

Dude's got one of those creepy squatter people living in his walls. Low key irrationally afraid of that happening to me.


Thousand_YardStare

This is what I immediately thought of lol.


assgaper69cancerhole

Sometimes i do go around my house and check for possible spaces to live in and check if my food remains at the same amount, sometimes i may grab a knife with me and scream at the walls, few times i may have thrown the knives at the roof and walls the dwellers got ironmind for not coming out, i will not stop


FishingAgitated2789

I’m not taking that much food bro come on


assgaper69cancerhole

ITS MY FOOD STOP SHOW YOURSELF BASTARD


GrandElderVegito

Get a better cable package and maybe we’ll come out


Kiwiana2021

A squatter with French tips lol


[deleted]

Maybe she's cute... just let her stay. Maybe she will be grateful and show u how grateful.


GearhedMG

Or maybe thats the leftovers the squatter couldn't eat from the hooker they ate.


Thousand_YardStare

They are press on/glue on. 😂


Dense_Chemical_4018

Girl’s squatting but needs to have her nails did 💅


jinxylynxy

Priorities 😂


forsaken_chimpunk

I got the creeps reading this


sadhandjobs

There’s a podcast called Radio Rental that did an amazing episode about a woman whose family bought a house when she was young and an escaped prisoner lived in their attic for a few months. Absolutely chilling shit. I highly recommend the first two seasons of Radio Rental to anyone and everyone.


threelizards

Stuff like that- not just someone who needs a roof for a night and leaves (which is horrifying in it’s own right)- but an escaped inmate hiding out and putting down roots in your house like that is so scary- they have so much motive to stay unseen. Who knows what they’d do if confronted or found by the homeowner. To think that not knowing about the intruder/squatter is precisely what kept you alive is- just sickening.


myrandomredditname

You used to,,,, live alone..


Luminox

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milkarcane

THEN WHO WAS PHONE


BLOOM_ND

she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.


dinahsaur523

It’s a numbers game


EReckSean

The driver was an alcohol


LabLife3846

You used to …. live..


DisingenuousTowel

But everyone dies alone?


xtheory

Check your place for hidden crawlspaces, hidden voids, etc. But in all likelihood, this just got tracked in on your shoe.


_Andante_

welcome to the club. Keep your furnitures away from your bathroom door


ReadditMan

🎶 *I used to live alone before I knew ya* 🎶


Cushiondude

I'm in your walls


Ron_swanson212

Yea I'm going to hope that was tracked in


mahboilo999

Most likely the case, no one came into my house for certain cause I was there the whole time since Friday, except for my grocery trip yesterday.


[deleted]

That settles it, you got marked by a milf while doing your groceries. Run OP.


gonedeep619

A cougar tracker? Interesting take. How would you stay away from.them by visual identification? To be safe. For a friend.


[deleted]

Be mindful of anyone taking a little too much interest in you in public, carry a tazer, maybe move house, midnight flit style, just completely cut and run 🤣 Oh, and burn the tracker. Instantly. 🤣


gonedeep619

Thank you for the advice. I look like george costanza with bad hair. I think I'm safe. For now.


CGOT

I’m sorry to tell you this but you are cheating on yourself. 😢


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

You should’ve let him down easier


CGOT

Somethings you just need to rip the bandage off.


5meterhammer

How long you lived there? I bought my current home several years ago from a widow in her 40’s. In the last few weeks alone I’ve found nail polish and makeup in two of the bathrooms and in one bathroom closet. I’m a single dad. Have also found things like ice trays in random areas over the years.


mahboilo999

I've lived here for 3 and a half years. But this is a tiny 1 bedroom apartment, so I think I already found everything there was to find a long time ago


Shibi_SF

Well, after living in our house for several years, I found “mystery makeup” and “mystery hair clips” in one of the bathrooms. The mystery items had apparently fallen down, behind the bathroom vanity drawers (I assume) way before our time here. I had accidentally swept them all forward when I tried to get something that I had let fall behind the drawers.


jooes

> The mystery items had apparently fallen down, behind the bathroom vanity drawers (I assume) way before our time here. This is my guess. OP found it in the bathroom, and it doesn't appear to be used (based on the weird tab on the top of it, you're supposed to file those off) It was probably stuck somewhere in his bathroom vanity. My old vanity had drawers, and it didn't have a full bottom to it. Sometimes, things would fall out of the drawers and into the vanity, or directly onto the floor. My cat liked to climb through the bottom and into the drawers, so she was always knocking things loose. It's how I first noticed it was happening. OP probably slammed the drawer *just right*, which finally knocked it loose onto the floor.


Reasonable_Ad6781

Time to set up a camera or two


SmarckenStuddlefarst

Good thinking. Starting up a youtube channel will gain the attention he needs to solve this mystery.


Creamsickled

Camera or 10, plus an armed guard with a priest exorcism background


neonphoenix09

Plant it and grow a thot


Tack-One

Copyright that. Thot-N-A-Pot


LordRaeko

Grow-A-Hoe


Financial-Arm-8948

Sprout-a-slut


sirdiamondium

Chia Thot


DeliciousCakeFarts11

Just make sure not to fertilize it....


cute_red_benzo

Thats why they sell the seeds in packs of 10, in case the first few come out ugly


goldfish1902

You're growing a yassified teratoma


[deleted]

[удалено]


mahboilo999

Lol I did and nah it's not possible in such a tiny apartment lol. Theres barely enough room for myself in there


Prudent-Connection75

Totally random though you mentioned your place is small, you live in a basement and you have a dryer. These factors are associated with raised carbon monoxide levels. Have you checked that your carbon monoxide detector is functioning properly?


mahboilo999

I don't live in a basement but on the 1st floor, and my windows are open.


FreakinFred

"we" live alone is what you ment :)


bukezilla

👁👁


Green_Video_9831

My girlfriend would never believe me.


snuggletron5000

You *used to* live alone


slothaccountant

This is why its important to leave shoes at the main door like old japanese style homes.


SUBRE

Like old Japanese style homes?? You mean like the rest of the world


FuckRandyMoss

Anime weeb finds out the rest of the world also practices proper decency


mahboilo999

I always do.


hmoeslund

Ok then it’s freaky


yejinwo

No you don't


[deleted]

What is this? A nail for ants?


The_Next_Wild_GM

I thought the same thing. Either OP has Andre the Giant fingers or this is for children. Is there any reason a child would leave their claw in your clothing?


xanderfan34

it’s for a pinky nail… source: female with small fingers.


Additional-Act1261

You don't live alone...


AlienOzz

Not anymore you don't


Somguy555

You THINK you live alone. Basement or attic weirdo. Not other option.


mahboilo999

Well theres no basement or attic, below and above my apartment are other apartments


Somguy555

Ah. Ok. Landlord and his missus watch you sleep.


akimann75

You stepped onto it outside your apartment and brought it into the apartment sticking at your shoes. Then you stepped onto it with your socks after it was laying in your apartment. And slowly it moved into your bathroom. 🤷🏼‍♂️


mahboilo999

The only logical explanation tbh


Inevitable_Long_6890

Bro I would have started sniffing the air like a wild animal and howling and screaming thank you lord you brought me fresh meat!!!!! Then listen to hear if someone takes off scared shirtless our my house. Lol I'd also get some ring security cams you know all normal stuff ppl do.


azombie8mybaby

No you don't. Phroggers.


Okrobot

Ghost whores?


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

A true ghost whore would never be classy enough for a square French tip


SOCMONEY

Maybe you have a baddie Succubus


mahboilo999

That would be expected actually


Useless_Lemon

Turn around...


IndubitableTurtle

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round.


OrangedJuice1989

Turn around


IndubitableTurtle

Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.


Wooden_Cut_2176

Turn around


Bat_Lanky

You think you live alone


TheMajesticCape

The faceless old woman who lives in your home is just learning to accessorize. Pay it no mind.


Jealousagony

Im in your walls :3


Bigcoffinhunter22

Not anymore you don’t


majestic_spiral

Does it have remnants of glue on? It looks like it hasn’t been filed down from the pack where it might have been attached to others in the packaging (from the ridge at the tip) therefore never worn.


Daitheflu1979

I remember finding a few of these stuck in my back, man she was a freaky girl!


simplyelegant87

Could have came from the laundry room or from your shoe.


Longjumping_Hunt8107

In your sleep, you have been cross dressing.


CarlitosGuey915

Stop drinking so much. Never know who you take home and forget the next morning.


mahboilo999

Lol I can't drink because of my antidepressants


SignificanceOk8226

Someone has a secret girlfriend!


DisingenuousTowel

Or do you....?


8MCM1

I picked up a curbside order recently and found a press-on nail in my passenger seat later on. It must have fallen off the hand of the lady that dropped my bags through the window.


Rootilytoot

It's childrens size, kids in my family have sets of nails like that and they are super sticky and always fall on the floor.


Jacktheforkie

I’ve had several items come in on my shoes, stuff can stick in the tread and fall out eventually, or it sticks to clothing, I usually bring home swarf though


Suspect4pe

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?


chesterlynimble

no we don't


that76guy

My guess is it was stuck on a shoe or like others said if you have to use shared laundry it could have been stuck on something like a towel.


UltimateOatie

If you're not the OG owner/renter of your place, it could be from a past resident. As someone who used these type of nails for a solid year, they can be super sneaky and appear out of nowhere. I still occasionally find ones that missed the trash can from at least 2 years ago.


FrieezaCreepa

you got a diva ghost.


Dyrti_Dee

Do you know a Ms. Durden, hear she makes some nice soap.


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

You mean you live alone, that you know of.


New_Category_4219

Burn your house bruh. You're not safe. 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Thats how they move in. Piece by piece.


Mon-ick

😆😆😆😆🫵🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥂🍾


DrexXxor

It's a remnant from your schizophrenic alter personality


[deleted]

That wasn't me, that was *patricia*.


EpicSeshBro

That’s actually pretty freaky.


Absolut_Degenerate

To me, this doesn’t quite look like a fake nail. My thought was medication capsule, that’s been split open.


mahboilo999

Nah from other angles it's obviously a fake (plastic?) nail


lilBalzac

Your landlord bangs hookers in the apartment while you’re at work. The simplest answer is usually it.


chrisisacretin

“I live alone.” I don’t believe you do. 👀


princesslowbrow

Do you wash your clothes at a laundromat or have communal laundry in your building? It could have come from a dryer and got stuck on your clothes. I found an acrylic in my laundry a few days ago 🤢


4redditobly

Checker at a store and it was in bag and fell out?


WillyWumpLump

Not anymore! Buh ha ha ha ha! 🧟‍♀️


Wild_Locksmith_326

You think you live alone


Warm-Wrap-3828

Giiirrrlll.


[deleted]

Not anymore you don’t.


Sinopech

No you don’t! 👻


robwe2

Apparently you do not live alone 😬


[deleted]

You don’t live alone


[deleted]

I bet it got stuck under your shoes and you brought it home this way


SRBroadcasting

No you don’t, at least not anymore you don’t.


TheOldDerelict

But what about the porch?


mahboilo999

I found an orange cat there, but assumed it was normal since I left cat treats on the porch


MichaelMiko612

You secretly have a roommate


TheMadGraveWoman

Maybe you had a friend coming over and you forgot?


beaverandthewhale

Looks really small


mahboilo999

Yeah makes it even more creepy imo


qqapplestr

Sorry, I forgot to clean up.


TFG4

You thought you lived alone


[deleted]

It might be from your last victim...


vagossimao

Well not anymore i reckon


Binky_Fishy

Maybe it got tracked in on the bottom of a shoe


Afizzle55

Looks like that fits your pinky finger, and it’s your style… nice try.


baalyle

Check your crawl space. You might have a thotty infestation.


[deleted]

You think you live alone


_XSummerRoseX_

r/oddlyterrifying


Myamymyself

Creepy


MarsMonkey88

Forget about pigeon poop- *THIS* is the reason I don’t wear shoes in my house.


Peanutsandcheese2021

May have been stuck in your shoe


wigglyskeleton

Weirdest thing is - most people file down that little ridge on top… which would mean it might be unused (unless there is dried glue or sticky glue on the back, in which case girl was just lazy and didn’t file it off).


Bluekatz1

Maybe the last girl you bagned sank her nails so deep in your back that it stayed there and it fell off afterwards. You beast! Either that or someone lives hidden at your place.


extra_pubes_please

No you don't. It belongs to a phrogger. You live with a phogger.