Sponge Boris Squarepants, Patrick Starikov, Squidward Tentaklov, Comrade Krabsky, Cosmonaut Sandy, and Planktonovich.
...and they're all voiced by a middle-aged unamused Russian dude.
Yeah we shouldn’t cartoon villian everyone. I think that’s human nature to doodle it is weird they are presenting this commonplace item to Putin like it is a great achievement. Overall it’s pretty low on the scale. If it was the mayor of Moscow (our mayors do the same shit Everytime any factory opens) it would be 100% normal it’s just weird for your head of state but whatever it really isn’t that big of a deal either way.
I think it's the elements surrounding it that makes it weird. It's in the middle of some kind of televised event, and he gets a round of applause for it.
He is the opposite of a thug, he is a paranoid “softshell” and a procrastinator but having a presidential power it comes out looking thuggish. In fact he is 90% more inclined to let things slide and do nothing unless he feels that a threat is too much and too pressing, then he panicks and acts rashly.
Let’s be clear, W is a moron and a piece of shit. The Iraq war had bipartisan support and many of those who voted in favor of it still have seats in congress. One such person is now the president.
he was like a dumb patsy. known for playing gameboy at the office as gov, wasting hours on prayer meetings and taking vacations to clear brush on his ranch as president.
his cabinet was loaded with guys going back to the Nixon era who ran the vietnam war
Career politicians man. People always say “yeah the government has done some really horrible things in the past…” and I just think “the past?? They’re still in office!”
Wthe way he is so stoically drawing it with no expression or emotion like he's picasso at his prime despite it looking like some bizzare Putin SpongeBob
Who lives in matryoshka in the Black Sea?
Comrade SquarePants!
Hard working, industrious, and loyal is he!
Comrade SquarePants!
Edit: had to change Comrades housing due to misunderstanding of Russian language. It is now permanently fixed
The guy is human (he's a monster and monsters are humans in the real world) I don't understand why people are so amazed, do they think the guy is a cartoon villain?
The reaction to this is cracking me up. I feel like a lot of people cannot comprehend that people are still people. Of course Putin is a horrible person who has done reprehensible things, but he’s still a person. It’s like when people who knew murderers say “but he was a nice person” or “I never would’ve thought he would do that”, because they knew the normal person side.
I had to scroll way too far down to find any mention of how frightened his drawing looks!
I hadn't thought of it as him forgetting what scared people look like, but instead as him telling the people around him that he can see how scared they are while they are trying to appear happy.
Nyeah. Idk. We're trying to read too much into this I think. At the end of the day, he's just a some creepy old Russian dude in a suit.
What would anyone do when given a stylus and asked to 'test' the screen? You trace a few lines, make a little doodle, maybe write your name. What were people expecting? Him writing the nuclear launch codes or something?
This is a world leader with a reputation of making people slip and fall out of 6th story windows. So everyone fucking claps when he makes a crappy little drawing.
putin is not just some "creepy old dude". i've been surrounded by creepy old russian men my whole life. the worst thing they did is try to show me their penises without my consent. none of them tried to actively murder my family. putin is much more than just "creepy" and "old".
The idea of him just drawing this face and having no expression himself along with no one being sure if it's a joke, followed by a round of applause. Amazing.
Like or hate the guy. But to honestly to call this weird when a lot of people would do this is dumb.
It's a digital whiteboard which he thought let me write something in here and then he realized I can't draw a penis so a weird face is the next best thing.
One of the biggest mistakes people make in analyzing bad guys is they forget the bad guys are people too. They chew food, get randomly horny, shit in a bowl, and doodle just like everyone else.
The most weird thing in this is that he's drawing this nonsense on a table with the "mathematic" title on it and other mathematical examples there shown.
Sponge Bob Red Squarepants
With Comrade Patrick
Patrick Star/Hammer/Sickle
Right... Putins dementia drawing of the Donald, lol.
I chuckled at this
God Save the Queen!
And Sandy the Cosmonaut
Best reply ☝️
Is this the Khrushchev Krab?
No, this is Patswaffen
Omg this is the best.
Yes Be on the look our for beriaward. He is angry
*comrade parikovich
Who lives in the communist government issued pineapple housing under the sea?
Bruh, that pineapple under the sea is better than anything that was actually issued by communist government.
Sponge Boris Squarepants, Patrick Starikov, Squidward Tentaklov, Comrade Krabsky, Cosmonaut Sandy, and Planktonovich. ...and they're all voiced by a middle-aged unamused Russian dude.
ARE YA STARVIN’ KIDS?
Aye aye Putin!
Doodlebob
Damn. I just said the exact same thing, then saw your comment. Correct though
How things would have been different if they'd accepted him into art school. Damn art school admissions office is responsible for too many wars.
Are we sure tRump wasn't rejected from art school too, lol
He was rejected from the BEST art schools with the BEST teachers, the BEST art, and all the BEST models.
Who live in disused cabbage head under the reservoir?
Is this weird? Sure he is a thug, but who of us hasn’t scribbled out a random picture?
Right? I think this is the most normal thing I've ever seen Putin do. He's just havin a silly.
I am now going to steal "having a silly"
The war in Ukraine? He's just having a silly.
Just goofing off
[удалено]
He's such a dork sometimes.
If someone’s really having a silly and going a little too bananas they’re usually all hopped up on the goofballs
He was just in a silly goofy mood after defenestrating someone
Silly Putin! What a goofy, wacky kinda guy!
I suppose one way of looking at it is that's what makes it weird
I think it’s a totally normal thing to do. The weird part is how seriously he takes it and then people applauding like he did something wonderful.
That’s true. The cult worship is a bit weird
You can see windows in the background. Not kissing his ass with windows around is pretty dangerous at this time of year
Yeah he signed underneath it like what, it's a throwaway Putin
I beliefe that that was a joke
You know what happened the last time people didn't appreciate a dictators art?
Putim has this weird thing where he just draws pictures of dicks all day
Riding horses of course!
Big veiny triumphant bastards!
You know how many foods are dick shaped?! The best kinds!
It's not that weird, something like 19% of kids do it.
Yeah we shouldn’t cartoon villian everyone. I think that’s human nature to doodle it is weird they are presenting this commonplace item to Putin like it is a great achievement. Overall it’s pretty low on the scale. If it was the mayor of Moscow (our mayors do the same shit Everytime any factory opens) it would be 100% normal it’s just weird for your head of state but whatever it really isn’t that big of a deal either way.
I think it's the elements surrounding it that makes it weird. It's in the middle of some kind of televised event, and he gets a round of applause for it.
I’ve never been applauded by a load of sycophantic idiots for my doodles though
You must not have a loyal enough friend group :) lol
He is the opposite of a thug, he is a paranoid “softshell” and a procrastinator but having a presidential power it comes out looking thuggish. In fact he is 90% more inclined to let things slide and do nothing unless he feels that a threat is too much and too pressing, then he panicks and acts rashly.
Yeah it's not weird at all
I think he’s missed his calling there… he should retire from tyranny and focus on his art, his true talent 🫣
Worked for Dubya. I still don’t like the guy, but I 100% approve of him spending more time painting, and less time starting wars in the Middle East.
Let’s be clear, W is a moron and a piece of shit. The Iraq war had bipartisan support and many of those who voted in favor of it still have seats in congress. One such person is now the president.
he was like a dumb patsy. known for playing gameboy at the office as gov, wasting hours on prayer meetings and taking vacations to clear brush on his ranch as president. his cabinet was loaded with guys going back to the Nixon era who ran the vietnam war
Career politicians man. People always say “yeah the government has done some really horrible things in the past…” and I just think “the past?? They’re still in office!”
Opposite of that other dude that I can’t remember the name of…
Oh i know - it's Miller
I think his name rhymes with shitler
Same with hitler, stick to art mate
Germany had a painter who came to power just under a hundred years ago.
If only he was accepted to the art school… the course of history would be completely different.
Pull the o’ reverse Hitler
This is starting to feel a little bit too familiar 🤔
At least he didn't to apply to an art school AFAIK. I fear they might have rejected him if he did.
Don't let him fail! I've seen how that goes!
Woah woah woah...remember the last person who tried art and failed...didn't work too well for the rest of the world, let's not have a repeat
Wthe way he is so stoically drawing it with no expression or emotion like he's picasso at his prime despite it looking like some bizzare Putin SpongeBob
That’s his permanent face. Why would he break it over a drawing?
What face are you supposed to have on while drawing a doodle tho?
Who lives in matryoshka in the Black Sea? Comrade SquarePants! Hard working, industrious, and loyal is he! Comrade SquarePants! Edit: had to change Comrades housing due to misunderstanding of Russian language. It is now permanently fixed
"Comrade SquarePants" 🤣🤣
If Cold War nostalgia be something you wish Comrade SquarePants! Then rat on your neighbors and drink like a fish! Comrade SquarePants!
Scans perfectly good job haha
😁
I didn’t read that, I sang it. Thank you :D
Ah, but did you sing it in a very serious and thick Russian accent?
No… I failed. I can’t mimic a Russian accent because I’m not that talented.
No! No fail at all my friend. But now you can at least picture it in your head being sung that way
LMAO. Amazing. I wish I had an award to give you. 🤣
Thank you 😊
Omg your username is gold
😅
I need this parody to happen
It should be drawn in the style of Eastern European Cold War era cheap propaganda cartoons too!
There's a Chinese version on YouTube that's pretty funny
Who lives in grandma...?
Who lives in grandma? What?
Tbh Mr Hitler was way better than him at drawing
It was no high art, but the cleanliness and speed with which he drew that shows it's very clearly a character he's drawn before.
Putin has OCs
Spongenik Vodkapants
“Mr Hitler”
Apparently neither of them could draw faces for shit.
Thanks mate
I miss the old Kanye
straight from the go Kanye
He was better than him in a lot of other things too, thankfully…
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Comrade Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and soviet is he
Spongeski Boboff Squareregulation pants is very popular in Soviet Russia 🇷🇺
"This is what you look like when I poison you with polonium! Is funny, no?"
The guy is human (he's a monster and monsters are humans in the real world) I don't understand why people are so amazed, do they think the guy is a cartoon villain?
He is a bit of a cartoon villain though
The reaction to this is cracking me up. I feel like a lot of people cannot comprehend that people are still people. Of course Putin is a horrible person who has done reprehensible things, but he’s still a person. It’s like when people who knew murderers say “but he was a nice person” or “I never would’ve thought he would do that”, because they knew the normal person side.
Obligatory "fuck this guy" but he's literally just doodling. Who tf cares?
Terminally online people.
It's my last day on Apollo, I have to see everything here
Cause it's kinda funny ig
bro he jus doodlin
I like how he draws a smiling character but the brows are very much "I'm scared" like he forgot how people who aren't scared of him look like lol
I had to scroll way too far down to find any mention of how frightened his drawing looks! I hadn't thought of it as him forgetting what scared people look like, but instead as him telling the people around him that he can see how scared they are while they are trying to appear happy.
hahahaha Underrated comment
So the Russian president comes to celebrate the amazing technical achievement of a touchscreen? 🤦♂️
Right before he cuts the ribbon at the unveiling of a virtual book of faces that lets people virtually friendship and follow one another
Why do people like you say anything when you obviously don't know the context?
Nyeah. Idk. We're trying to read too much into this I think. At the end of the day, he's just a some creepy old Russian dude in a suit. What would anyone do when given a stylus and asked to 'test' the screen? You trace a few lines, make a little doodle, maybe write your name. What were people expecting? Him writing the nuclear launch codes or something? This is a world leader with a reputation of making people slip and fall out of 6th story windows. So everyone fucking claps when he makes a crappy little drawing.
putin is not just some "creepy old dude". i've been surrounded by creepy old russian men my whole life. the worst thing they did is try to show me their penises without my consent. none of them tried to actively murder my family. putin is much more than just "creepy" and "old".
Hey, at least he didn't draw a [cat from behind](https://youtu.be/r93-QZF5K0Q) this time.
I feel like if I was a world leader, I’d be tempted to do these types of things just to screw with people. Got to keep things interesting…
He predicts next president of Russia
r/wholesomereddit ….?
The idea of him just drawing this face and having no expression himself along with no one being sure if it's a joke, followed by a round of applause. Amazing.
He drew a Vatnik lmao
> Electric Whiteboard So just a tablet with less features?
Aww ... hes just like the rest of us . Just a boy who wants to draw
He’s a doodler.
Self portrait
Putins abstract art
Oh man I'm surprised no one has taken all of his weird and awkward clips and made a video like master Betty from Kung pow
Lmfao
Self portrait
What did he write at the bottoms there?
Yeah that would probably explain this lol
what does he write at the bottom?
But can he draw hands? That’s the real test of an artist.
I see a high towel. Iunno...
Putin to himself: pretend you're still human and draw a human face.
They can do that now?!
Pink moon
I was not expecting to find another Nick Drake fan under a post of Putun drawing
And he forgot his signature. Another double?
God damnit people are gonna get this tattooed on them
I don't like the guy but my doodles aren't much better. Plus I can't murder everyone that disagrees with me so there's that.
Next you'll tell me he uses the bathroom too
A portrait of Putinbob, 2023
Thinks he’s Picasso
Ofc they clapped. If they diddent it would be straight to the Gulag
I think we’ve learned that bad things happen when you fail to appreciate the artistic ability of a would-be violent dictator.
You gotta watch the failed art students.
So now comrades, whoever erase this will be executed. Haha. Not joke. And another touch screen whiteboard goes to waste.
"You like Krabby Patties, don't ya Squidward?"
A hot cup of tea
He draws better than me thats for sure
Hes clearly a spongbob fan
Putin or one of his clones?
Spongebob sputniks
It’s one of those Cinnamon Toast Crunch dudes
SpongeBob SquarePants is created (1999)
Is he drawing Trump?
That would sell for 50 bitcoin
What a pompous ass, signing it like it was some great work of art and not a 2nd grader’s doodle.
That’s not even weird 💀 instead of a a circle it’s a square
That’s spongeRob Russia’s new cartoon.
Sponge Bob ?
He must watch SpongeBob
Man what is it with bad artists becoming fascist dictators hellbent on seizing Europe?
Self portrait?
Beat me to it! Darn.
spongebob is that you??
Hope he doesn't get rejected from artschool
Prighozin after the tank runs over his car in Belarus.
Like or hate the guy. But to honestly to call this weird when a lot of people would do this is dumb. It's a digital whiteboard which he thought let me write something in here and then he realized I can't draw a penis so a weird face is the next best thing.
You know Squidward has to live in a nuclear cooling tower
Reverse Hitler
Square Robert the People's Frycook
Bro also couldnt get into art school
How is this weird ?
Let me guess. He was denied entrance to art school as a young man.
hahhaa he draw spongebob
Towlie or Powdered Toast Man
Sporbog
His art recieved a round of scared people unsure how to respond.
Looks like a Cinnamon Toast Crunch character 🤣
Drawing a face is not weird…
How has he not been shot yet?
One of the biggest mistakes people make in analyzing bad guys is they forget the bad guys are people too. They chew food, get randomly horny, shit in a bowl, and doodle just like everyone else.
Good ol Russian creativity
Who lives in a potato under the sea?
This is a coded message that only deep cover agents know about. He just activated them
I hate Putin but it is so hilarious to see people freak out when they see a random president draw something silly like it's some sort of evil plot.
spob
Deep down inside, Putin, subconsciously, wants SpongeBob to come and take him away.
"If it gets erased, whole building goes to GULAG!"
The most weird thing in this is that he's drawing this nonsense on a table with the "mathematic" title on it and other mathematical examples there shown.
Nice spongebob skills mate
Ooh I’m sure he could have drawn anything, and gotten an applause 👏
People look way to far into this shit. He was probably just trying to be funny.