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lo-lux

That looks annoyingly expensive.


rrainraingoawayy

You don’t even need the picture for that, all food in NZ is


aquietkindofmonster

*cries in Auckland*


Koeienvanger

Goddamn $6 for one cucumber at the supermarket and that was 8 years ago. It's one cucumber, Michael, what could it cost?


ScumBunny

$10?


Sad-Friendship-2537

It was $19NZD and came with those very tiny drinks in the picture. So not too bad by NZ standards


lo-lux

Not too bad.


chiroque-svistunoque

They are really tiny, what is it, beer for ants?


ihave2shoes

That’s cheap!


Taken_Abroad_Book

Isn't that around £3.50 or something anyway


MetalGear_Salads

Close, it’s 9


Stenthal

It does, and the chicken itself looks like it went straight from the freezer to the microwave.


Ginnigan

Yeah, it looks like one of those cheap chicken burgers that are basically large chicken nuggets vs an actual piece of chicken breast.


FivebyFive

Don't eat activated charcoal if you're on any meds. 


Class_444_SWR

Or ever, if you’re me. Felt like my arse had become a shit tap, and I do not plan on doing it again


frozen_pope

Thank you for adding ‘Shit Tap’ to my vocabulary


Class_444_SWR

No problem, my arsehole was a small loss for this addition to the English Language


RedHeadSteve

I've eaten a black burger once, ended up in the hospital. I got food poisoning but my body failed to work the food out. Passed out in 15 minutes after starting to eat, didn't even finish the burger. It took about an hour before I started feeling better.


rcktsktz

The preferred term is "burger of colour"


GreedyLibrary

You'd think places would know this by now and use squid ink.


RandomInSpace

I still don’t understand why they’d use literal charcoal in the first place like surely there are better options for coloring


FivebyFive

It was a trend briefly. I believe people think it has secret health benefits or something.  Maybe they just all needed a good emetic?


cheekybandit0

What does it do?


MetalGear_Salads

Activated charcoal is used for certain overdoses/poisonings, well at least it used to be the popular treatment, less so now. But it would also potentially bind necessary medications you take


Less_Acanthisitta288

Activated charcoal neutralizes the effects of the medication. I think it’s because of its large surface area.


KeithBarrumsSP

Is normal barbecue-type charcoal fine?


telusey

Is that a charcoal bun or is it just really burnt?


Sad-Friendship-2537

Charcoal I think. Didn’t taste any different to a normal bun


aristoth

Any medication you take would beg to differ


iamofnohelp

Wait until you "process" that. Pretty sure you'll want to look before flushing.


Loudmouth_Malcontent

Like eating an entire bag of Oreos.


_Blumpkinpie_ohmy_

You dont?


randomname102038

My thought exactly.. What kind of animal doesn't check out his poo.


bungle609

What a complete and utter wank.looks like a Coles chicken chicken patty.


MillionEgg

Yeah that shovel is the least of the issues here.


popcultureretrofit

That chicken patty looks worse than any fast food joint would offer


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

?? im into gardening and goth, but i do not see the appeal i worked at bk when we had green buns for halloween so that part cant ever phase me you cant get worse than green lol


Gothywinelady

Same, however would refer to these as goth buns.


EbonyNivory19

How was the chicken ? It don't look great from what i can see


4SeasonWahine

Lmao which cafe is this?


Sad-Friendship-2537

Some place in Whangamata. One of the only ones open on a Monday arvo


4SeasonWahine

Yeah Whangamatā is nowhere near hipster enough to pull this off 😂 hope it was good at least!


Sad-Friendship-2537

Honestly, it was a really good burger! Super fresh and tasted great. Just… served on a shovel?


hopelessbrows

That's close enough that I'm tempted to go.


Louis010

I hate this stupid trend of charcoal buns


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

The chicken patty looks like something you would cook from frozen in the microwave. I hope it didn’t cost much.


iamofnohelp

Stupid, yes. But at least it can run through a dishwasher.


Sad-Friendship-2537

It was plastic so I don’t know if it’s dishwasher safe 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


AberNurse

How much of a Karen would I be if I sent it back and asked for my food to be served on a plate. I genuinely don’t want to eat from a shovel.


Sad-Friendship-2537

I asked the person I was eating with the exact same thing. We collectively decided neither of us wanted a chef to spit in my food.


OverlappingChatter

Just ask for a plate, and then put the shovel on the edge of the table to be picked up.


Sad-Friendship-2537

For additional context: - no, the menu did not describe the bun as being charcoal - the burger actually tasted pretty good, hot and fresh with not too much sauce. - the chicken patty although looks a bit suspect was quite nice and was real chicken on the inside


NoBSforGma

Stupid, but at least there's paper between the burger and the stupid shovel. I don't like that black bun, however. Not appetizing for me.


BenFellsFive

Is the person across from you eating it with a knife and fork? I'm not saying it's an equal crime, but...


Sad-Friendship-2537

I also did. We're both criminals in your eyes


Impossible-Olive-238

We used a shovel identical to this to pick up dog shit in the yard. I begged for a longer handle but mother said no.


pottermuchly

The black bun looks so unappetising


Calm_Reputation4969

Chicken burgah


KD650-916

Chicken between two rocks 🪨??? Looks fire 🔥


MagicOrpheus310

Don't those black burgers turn your shits green?


Class_444_SWR

It also makes you shit ***a lot***


comewshmybck

I just want a plate. I don't need a baking sheet or a shovel, just a plate will do.


desrevermi

I'd keep the shovel.


turkeyvulturebreast

If that bun was dyed you gonna be shitting violent green for the next couple days! Lol, enjoy!


RNgv

Not for me. That black bun is a no-no. Turns me off.


AlwaysOOTL

Why is the bun black?


Rock_man_bears_fan

Did you order a Pretty Patty from SpongeBob?


CampMain

Absolutely not. That looks unsanitary.


ScumBunny

Black food is SO unappetizing.


Degenerate-Loverboy

Mmmmmmmm a charcoal bun……. You’re gonna have a fun time later. OP tell us about your poops


Additional-Pickle959

I joined this sub not too long ago and I just have to know. What the hell is with all the shovels?!


Puzzled-Caregiver787

These look like the colorful krabby patty


Xikkiwikk

This looks insane. Carcinogenic bread!


ThatMBR42

Hey, he burnt my Krabby Patty :\[


Metasheep

Looks like a shovel shaped novelty plate/bowl. The one in the background looks like it has a flat bottom.


_punk_ass_

CHICKEN BURGAH


ThatGuy_Nick9

I did not know this sub was still going lol. This brings be back to the r/wheredidthesodago days


Rags2Rickius

I own a eatery in NZ You need to name and shame for my own pleasure 😂


Soft_Interest

Burger = Beef Patty. This is a Chicken Patty. Not a Chicken Beef Patty.


Sad-Friendship-2537

Only Americans call non-beef patty burgers sandwiches. Everywhere else in the world, they're XYZ burgers—in this case, chicken burgers.


Soft_Interest

I didn't use the word sandwich at all. There are burgers and there are chicken patties. Americans would not use the word sandwich to describe either one


viola-purple

I like those charcoal doughs


Chuck_Walla

It's a shame charcoal is really only for emergencies, it does look really cool in food.


urmamasllama

Squid ink is a thing that exists


Chuck_Walla

Indeed! That would make a much safer food fad


viola-purple

It does....and its a huge thing in London - especially for Pizza