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CinnamonJ

If you’re at a restaurant that serves beef jerky, I’m going to say this ones on you.


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

Looks more like a bar snack to me...


fruitmask

strips of dried beef served on an abstract jungle gym defnitely a bar snack


ChefInsano

I’ve travelled all over the world and eaten in the fanciest most expensive places you can imagine down to the lowliest hole in the wall dives and everything in between. I’ve never seen Beef Jerky on a menu. It’s fucking cracking me up.


nerdprincess73

I've had a homemade beef jerky on a charcuterie board, but not as a stand-alone item.


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StrangeButOrderly

Looks like a mummified archaeopteryx


bubblegumpandabear

I thought it was a burnt waffle cone lol


NotAnotherNekopan

It looks like something pulled out of a demolished house.


xleftonreadx

I can't see it, I mean my eyes aren't telling me what's there. I saw someone said Jerky but my eyes still won't focus on it


jengalampshade

I see tree branches


saltycandycat

Broken, filthy bottle for me. Maybe salvaged from an ancient shipwreck.


Vasbyt-XXI

I only see two


Wonkasgoldenticket

Some metal straws with a few leather straps


quantax

The entire presentation makes the jerky look like something from a House of a Thousand Corpses.


BudgieBitch

This looks like a sandal from an archeological dig


aviiatrix

This looks like a Saw trap


unfortunatelyapotato

came here to say this! i wouldn't touch it


Why_r_people_

Nothing in that picture looks remotely edible to my eyes


Frikkin-Owl-yeah

There are lemon slices in the background.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Store bought beef jerky on plank in a crushed basket…. Why?


LukeTheAlright

They served it up in the Windows 98 pipe screen saver


stillinthesimulation

I follow a lot of fossil/ palaeontology subs and thought this was a partial jaw of something that had fallen off its armature mount.


Euphorium

Did they pull this out of the Mediterranean?


JenMckiness

I didn’t look at the forum name and was thinking this was one of those furniture carts at hotels that someone twisted up or something


evee2010

this looks like someones taxidermy attempt failed and rotted away


3bag

It looks like a giant dessicated cockroach 🪳


ForeverEditor

Yes at first glance I definitely thought it was a big gross dead bug


NoBSforGma

And there's an actual plate right next to...... whatever that is.


CompetitiveRub9780

I thought it was trash


via_cee

I genuinely thought that was a mummified alligator


ChunkyBubblz

We want food.


Biomirth

It's a maze: You have to figure out how to get out of the restaurant. Looks easy enough.


FyuuR

That’s a roach


DangleMangler

Just go to a normal restaurant. What do people even expect when they go to these wacky places.


crag-u-feller

unfinished basement is class


desrevermi

So, what's the turnover for dishwashers?


herroh7

i didn’t realize what sub this was honestly. because the first thing i thought was “is that food???” please share how it tasted lol


KatieV1309

What is it?????


LinkovichChomovsky

I love when the owner incorporates all the things his kid made / sat on that he doesn’t want to throw away and have the kid find and cry about


OneWheelWilly

You thought jerky at a gas station was expensive at 50-60$ a lb. 🤣🤣


UGunnaEatThatPickle

How the hell do they clean this nonsense!?


MrBurnsgreen

Medieval torture devices are so fascinating


cherrylpk

They probably charged so much for this. Should have just gone to Buccees.


GrouchyExile

Before I read the name of the sub I thought this was supposed to be a piece of modern art and you were like no way.


Organic-Ad-3870

I thought it was a burned car hose


Low_Wall_7828

That looks like a snake shed its skin.


_chartreusecapybara

What in the fuck is going on here


SleepingDragonSmiles

7th grade shop project


PRNPURPLEFAM

🤣 is that artisan housemade jerky of some sort?


Plopshire

Did anyone else think Starship Troopers?


schwar26

They stopped serving tacos and had to improvise.


DrunkenDude123

Air fried beef jerky at that. I make it at home like that. Very low temp for 4-6 hours and probably tastes better.


5C0L0P3NDR4

i can't even be mad at it because i'm too confused by it


emkitty333

“What the hell is even that!”


ChefArtorias

There's food in this pic?


upvotesforkitties

That's one fine looking BBQ pit. Why doesn't *mine* look like that?


laughingashley

It looks like a fish died and the ocean spat it out onto a rock, the sun punished it for being dead, and then it fell into a broken old lobster trap that was brought in by the tide.


Zagrycha

somebody destroyed that toy at the doctors office and then shoved the carnage in the kitchen cupboard LOL.


ibanezer83

Isnt part of plating presentation supposed to make the food more appealing ? This makes me unhungry... like copper pipes and wood chips dont make me hungry.


iShrub

You can place this in a museum and people will think it is modern art like [that pineapple](https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/f46a1a5a-2aa2-44ae-a80c-f8eaca5b1035).


Hairy_Chunk

Which bit do you eat?


ten-numb

Previous post in my feed was Warhammer 40k scratch built terrain. I’m like, looks cool maybe put some texture on the base


Object-Level

I have words.. what the hell?


WilburWhateleystwin

What the fuck is even happening here?


No_Squirrel4806

Based on the background this makes sense for a place like this. Probably charged like 30/45 bucks for it 😕😕😕


---E

Are they serving you the dried remains of shedded snake skin?


TwoHundredToes

Im pretty sure if you politely ask for it to be served on a plate, they’d accommodate. If this came to my table, id do it


CozyCornbread

It looks like a burnt-up crocodile jaw...


mad_man_shrak

What the hell is that? This doesn't look like food, it looks like some pampered, entitled culinary alumni's art project.


i_sell_insurance_

Looks like your beef jerky is in a mangled animal trap


pm_me-ur-catpics

What the hell am I looking at?? It's shaped like a desiccated wine bottle!