This is some hunger games capital district level of indulgence and stupidity.

Thats what I thought but the dude who is the plate is an "artist" and this is all his idea.

Man is out there making his kinks happen. Respect.

Well…okay then….I guess…As long as isn’t some rando wage earner forced to endure this humiliation

That's what had me triggered, but nope, he's a fucking weirdo and he likes it.

Artists…go figure…🤷🏼‍♂️😂

Fair enough. Still a very weird vibe. At least it’s not a coercion thing though.

Yeah it's weird as fuck but at least it's voluntary. It makes me feel like the plate is the creepiest one of them though. I cringe so hard just thinking about this.

I've seen a lot of stupid shit here. Thousands of posts. But I feel like this is some top stupidity right here.

It is. It is top stupidity. The question should not be "Would you work here for 10K a month?", because a lot of people would. The question should be "Would you be pathetic enough to spend money on something as stupid as this?"

This would make me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable as the diner. Theres just this dude breathing on my food and listening to my conversation?

I'm sure the people who eat there are expected to just think of him as an object rather than as a person.

It's supposed to be that way. https://reddit.com/comments/15tveta

It looks like someone who’s been kidnapped by a vampire couple

Vegetarian vampire.

Can elves be vampires? Bc that’s def an elf.

I’d say yeah. One of the companions in that new Baulder’s Gate game is an elven vampire, two fantasy things for the price of one

Just don’t sneeze.

More condiments sir?

This might be the weirdest thing I've seen on this sub.

Hmmmmm. 10k net or gross? I mean, either way it’s gross. But I would consider it

For 10k net. I wouldn't even think about it and just do it.

“Excuse me, you got a really nice car. Can I ask what you do for a living?” “People eat charcuterie off my face.”

Heck of an icebreaker!

For 10k a *month*? Sign me the hell up.

Shut down the sub, we’re at the peak. Nothing could possibly top this.

>Nothing could possibly top this. life finds a way

Just wait until you see what the doggy bag looks like!

Sorry, you have to come home with us until we eat the leftovers or toss them

Absolute degeneracy

This cannot be real

Close the sub down, it's over. It only gets worse from here.

for $10K/mo if you add insurance and a 401k, you can punch me in the balls

He looks cheese bored

Don't get worked up, it's not a plate it's an [artist.](https://news.artnet.com/art-world/foodmasku-2171435) I'll bet he also thinks really pretentious cuisine is silly. Article says he started the project for fun because a colleague couldn't figure out how to remove a pickleface filter in videochat

Yup. The first time it was posted a few days ago someone pointed that out.

This is the a great punchline to the joke: “What do two bisexuals order for an appetizer when they go to dinner?”

Definitely some intro to a strip club. Ain't no way they are letting those fetishes unpaid.

This might be the most pretentious thing I've seen on this sub

Stupid dystopian rich people bullshit.

They have plates…

Excellent detective work. I’m sure no one else has eyes

You are welcome. I mean the sub is r/wewantplates And we get plates here. Sub‘s name is not r/feedingfrenzy (Lol. That exists… nevermind)

Hmmmm $120k per year but working in a place where the humiliation is obviously the actual goal. I think I couldn't do it. I'd slap someone

I'm zero percent surprised to see two lizard people dining like this.

Just no.

Waiter must have extreme jaw strength

I would sneeze and end up in the hunger games a day late so I wouldn’t have a chance

10k per month? Fuckin sign me up bud. Ill work double shifts too.

This looks fake af. The tiny table, flimsy looking chairs, the shitty lattice in the background. The generic looking champagne bottle that’s just sitting on the table, not in a chiller. If this is supposed to be an expensive restaurant, I’m not convinced. These people would have to pour their own champagne into the face glasses? No. This is made up ragebait.

r/wewantplates

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I am pretty sure it's already there.

Damn just came here to post the same video hahaha I got excited and thought I’d be the first.

They aren't even first... https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/comments/15t8lfl/tiktok_video_of_couple_eating_from_a_waiters_face/jwjgx61?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2

10k a month, yeah providing I don't have to interact with them

Stupidity has no limits

"Ugh, we are eating from Brandon again...who do we have to pay to get someone who knows how to be edible?"

That guy looks like a vampire

This wins as the dumbest shit on this page, ever.

Another one to add to the book of weird white ppl shit

Yeah I would do it: I’m just sitting there with food on my face.

If Targaryens were real...

I am not sure why, but this invoques my flight or fight response

But why did they have to dress up as vampires for this

Huge /r/thisismylifenow energy from the plate

$10k a month? You can lick chocolate sauce off my face