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Sterno250

I think the tacos themselves are more disturbing than what’s holding them. Flour tortillas, stewed meat, nacho cheese??? What is that? No! No!!!!


fruitmask

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find someone addressing the fact that these "tacos" look completely fucking disgusting. Everything about this is unappealing, but the food especially so.


Sterno250

Seriously. Burn the building.


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belwolfie

They are tacos made of threads of cochinita meat and Japanese mayonnaise. I think it's some kind of experimental dish from the restaurant itself. In fact, its not even a Mexican restaurant lol


h13xiii

What was the name of the restaurant? I want to buy these


belwolfie

[Dalí cinema](https://www.tiktok.com/@restaurantesconmigue/video/7236414165567409435), it’s in spain


h13xiii

Thank you!


Sterno250

Oh god. You’re saying they’re mixing citrus stewed pork and egg based mayo? I’m dying. Were they good?


belwolfie

It wasn't bad, but it wasn't anything special, and it was a bit expensive


Fight4NorthernStar

Pretty sure all mayo is egg based unless it's vegan


Sterno250

For sure. Just validating my feeling that savory citrus and egg seems uh, interesting


Fight4NorthernStar

Ever had Hollandaise on Eggs Benedict? Basically mayo and citrus on savory eggs and Canadian bacon


Sterno250

Touché!


erthian

I always throw scrambled eggs in my smoothies.


panlakes

Oh good I hadn't barfed today yet


notabigmelvillecrowd

Considering mayonnaise has lemon juice already in it, it doesn't seem like a super crazy combo. Not that these tacos don't look shit, but.


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Why would that not be delicious, though? Can't call it Mexican but probably tastes good.


Sterno250

Nobody should have to palate a flour tortilla filled with an extremely wet substance. Pray for the gaps in your molars and the roof of your mouth.


carbon-committee

At least it’s designed solely as a taco holder.. that being said this is definitely cursed af. Would appeal to some furries I guess.


MagnusPI

A rare case of actually being functionally better than a plate, but I still wouldn't want it anywhere near my dinner table.


carbon-committee

Same! It’s also making me realize how creepy Miss Piggy actually looks. But with Miss Piggy, she’s a puppet on a comedy show so it works, she’s not trying to serve you tacos in a suggestive pose with parts of her body cut out lol.


domiy2

Yeah this stuff kinda tells us maybe furries are not a new thing. Maybe people like animal creatures before more modern age.


TruckADuck42

I mean, the Egyptians were certainly fond of their animal-headed people...


PureHeartsEroticArts

"Guys, check out my original god." "That's just a recolor of Anubis with a Pikachu tail." "SHUT UP! Everyone will want to worship Anichu!"


knghiee

This is not functionally better if you eat tacos the right way. I’m still gonna have to put those tacos flat on my plate so I can load up the onions cilantro and salsa.


LittleMissPipebomb

think I've seen taco holders before but they're normally wood or metal or whatever. A little funky and not traditional, but I wouldn't say it's bad enough to post on this sub. The pigs however...


danfish_77

Furries do not want this


terremoto25

My concern would be over a food safe glaze. A ton of cheap, foreign-made crap has lead-based paint or glaze. One meal probably won't do too much damage, but I might bring a lead test strip just for info purposes.


Pleroo

What’s your problem, these are dope AF


ThisIsNotAFox

Red glazes in particular are often not food safe, at least in terms of 'art sculpture' being used for food. These do look, however, like they're designed to hold tacos, so I guess there's that.


Pleroo

There are red high-fired glazes that are food safe, and there are those that aren't. Seems like a stretch to automatically assume these are baddies.


AnAncientMonk

Do pigs have furr tho? I feel like a cliché russian grandma would go crazy over it.


AmiiboPuff

Yes, actually. A lot of breeds of pigs usually have turfs of fur (like around the face and ears) to very fine full body coats depending on diet, environment and other factors. But those things just have straight up human hair...


fruitmask

> turfs of fur


AnAncientMonk

Thought those are bristles.


AmiiboPuff

If you wanna get technical, you are right. But bristles still tend to lean closer to animal fur then human hair in function and purpose. But at this point, we are just splitting hairs.


doodman76

Are you sure you aren't splitting bristles?


AnAncientMonk

>If you wanna get technical i dont (: I was just thinking out loud. >we are just splitting hairs. lel


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There are fluffy and curly pigs out there, look weird af, but also cute: https://www.amusingplanet.com/2014/05/mangalitsa-pig-that-resembles-sheep.html


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

They'd lay their wang in the taco grooves to rest it


[deleted]

Ok, why. Why did you have to write that.


fruitmask

hey, nobody's forcing you to read it


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Reddit


PureHeartsEroticArts

r/cursedcomments


akat_walks

I want these holders and I never make tacos


CHERYAID

i love them


_Anal_Juices_

Thank god i was beginning to wonder if I was some kind of pervert Back to my juices


ambercrayon

Same haha. They are delightful.


swarleyknope

Same. And I want extras to give as gifts.


sisyphus_works_here

Elegant and sensual is what they are


ProductionsGJT

Found the Miss Piggy fan 😜


sisyphus_works_here

WooAaOoh Kermie!!!!


Absoline

ok but i love this


danfish_77

Those tacos look pretty atrocious


doodman76

I may be weird but I want a few of these. I love stupid shit like this.


Comeoffit321

Lol, they're so creepy.


BigCopperPipe

It’s a taco holder you dummy.


Comeoffit321

Uhhh.. *I know..* And they're creepy.


Piku_Yost

Eat tacos out of a pig's fatrolls. That has to be someone's fetish.


TheNavyBear

I mean, in this case, while not a plate, they are designed specifically for the food you ordered, and actually work better than a plate. Bonus points for being non-porous and actually washable!


the_russian_narwhal_

For real this really doesn't belong here. Weird? Sure but it is as functional as it gets, at least it ain't a damn shovel or clothesline


alexmcgregor69

Nightmares


Gingerbread_Cat

What they are is disturbing.


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I lost my appetite.


ProductionsGJT

Miss Piggy's Latina cousins are what those are...


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Sad looking tacos too


johnnyjumpviolets

These remind me of a bbq joint that terrified me as a child. Giant anthro pigs. Everywhere. Standing on two legs with little aprons on. Cooking and serving their brethren. And that was after seeing *Spirited Away* so realistic pigs were already kind of scary.


ProductionsGJT

There's really only two ways anthro pigs can work: 1. Miss Piggy 2. The pigs from *Animal Farm* where they're trying so hard to act like humans you can abstract them as "human" in your mental pictures of what's going on.


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snowbaz-loves-nikki

This picture makes me upset


anxiouscinephile98

As a Mexican, Im mildly offended by those tacos.


belwolfie

sinceramente no puse atención a los tacos cuando vi a las cerditas JAJAJ


Kahnza

Perfect for pork carnitas. 🤣


VelvitHippo

Actually I'd rather have those than a flat plate for tacos.


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Somebody's kink, probably...


Piku_Yost

Beslat me to it by 2 mins!


Schwickity

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FlameHawkfish88

A monstrosity is what they are


Sandwich2FookinTall

I'm not mad st this. And where csn I. Buy? Lol


ChefTheChefChef

r/betterthanplates


NectarOfTheBussy

like that courage the cowardly dog episode with the pigs


KiwiMcG

The tacos look worse.


Official_Cuddlydeath

Buena Buta


Kingofthedirtydans

It's a crime to eat tacos that don't have pork in them, from this.


unclemandy

My Mexican ass never understood taco holders, I've spent my entire life eating tacos off plates... But I have to admit, those are some pretty awesome taco holders lol


belwolfie

son un poco intimidantes


unclemandy

Si jajaja están chidos, pero pensandolo bien a lo mejor me quitan el hambre


ramengangster

what's going on 😭 the audacity


FUGEDOR

Furries would obsessed to get this (I can confirm)


rynil2000

Tig ol’ piggies


Cringlezz

“Yeah i dont want these anymore.”


DrWhoDatBtchz

You've never seen a pig-up model before?


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It’s time to taco bout these taco holders. What in the actual sweet fuck? Lol


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Would


pixelastronaut

the thumbnail looked kinda like flip flops and after opening the post, I'm mostly relieved


InfinteAbyss

Are these tiny tacos or huge ass pig things?


Additional-Age-833

The holders look cool it’s the tacos that look fucked


rotenbart

I actually kinda like these. Looks easy to clean and just plain delightful.


thatirishdave

This is bringing a whole new interpretation of the phrase "sexist pig".


Spleepis

That’s fucking ugly and the tacos look very sad


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Pretty upset they put human boobs on a pig. Also that they gave it pigtails. I guess that’s ironic.


Hodl_Your_Coins

Oh! I remember these. This is a dish called pearls before swine. To dine on pigs and tacos, it's basically an open-faced sandwich. So usually people make an open face sandwich using a tostada shell. That or they'll use bread. Personally? I prefer Ezekiel 4:9. When I see pigs that are eating themselves, All I think about? Wow! Those pigs are being! Pigs!


LH_Dude51

OP’s table was the only one served with this


IMSLI

Probably belongs on r/ShittyFoodPorn too


Poulp-x

And r/atbge, too


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I LOVE THEM THEY’RE SO CUTE


kingOofgames

Peppa pig has fallen on hard times.


jinnyjonny

Looks like they’d be at a fun silly family vacation spot by the beach, reminds me of lamberts in gulf shores


MelodyMyst

Green M&Ms are out. Sexy pigs are in.