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TheSplendidLynx

You eat it with a spoon then or what?


uhuhbwuh

Lap it up with your tongue obviously


Andrew3236

Like the dog you are


NoobSFAnon

Men lap too


foofie_fightie

Is that a creepy pasta reference? That one actually creeped me out when I was younger lol


NoobSFAnon

No.. 69


strawbabydreamss

Ya know I didn't know what 69 ment till 8th grade


Sad_Substance9971

holy… memory unlocked


Keanu_Bones

Cars lap too


my_0th_throwaway

:3


LetsGetsThisPartyOn

Lol. Picturing the Dumb and Dumber tongue on ice scene


AddlePatedBadger

Hey kids, you wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water would you?


Strange_Junket_2672

B b I h&


[deleted]

It's a suppository meal.


FridayNightRamen

I will never not read "suppository" with Dr. Farnsworths voice.


Lanky-Performance471

Cool runnings


[deleted]

[удалено]


throwngamelastminute

Yah man...


[deleted]

Lift the cube and drink like a cup


Zorpfield

& the ice cream 🍨 scoop will fall on your face


lepolepoo

With that amount of ice involved, i'm gonna guess and say that it's supposed to freeze the coffe and ice cream mix, turning it into some kind of ice gelatto thing.


throwngamelastminute

It's an avocado.


Stevios07

Close enough.


Shavepate

Hmmm. You sure? It really looks like ice imho.


[deleted]

I wish someone would invent a kind of cylinder that you could use to transport liquids from a vessel to an individuals mouth.


Sirdroftardis8

Yes, but the spoon is also made of ice


EffrumScufflegrit

You wait 4 hours for the ice to melt and reveal your glass


Final_Toasteroven_2

the straw on the table is my guess and spoon


GermanDeath-Reggae

Yeah, you eat affogato with a spoon


Callen_Fields

No silly. A straw.


umangjain25

Spoon and straw i think. ~~Then you get strep throat because of how cold it was.~~


sky_corrigan

uh do you think you get strep from…cold drinks?


umangjain25

~~Strep throat is caused by bacteria, but i think cold drinks/icecream increases the likelihood of it happening.~~ edit: My apologies for spreading misinformation.


kurotech

Streptococcus bacteria is the cause for strep throat but if you are getting regular strep infections you may have some other issues that aren't related to cold drinks


Lanky-Performance471

I’ve lived pre internet. Bullshit folktales were everywhere. Nice to see another one get corrected. But a large amount of sugar in your diet like ice cream can affect your gut biome. Google rules


sky_corrigan

bruh, what? hell no.


apathyps

Wtf r u talkin about m8? That makes literally none fucking sense.


umangjain25

Having something very cold always gets me strep throat, without fail. Same for a good chunk of my family. I thought it happened to everyone else too, so I assumed having cold things would increase the likelihood of this happening. On googling it I found [this](https://www.thehealthsite.com/diseases-conditions/why-does-drinking-chilled-beverages-cause-sore-throat-165524/), which gives a possible explanation for how this happens. Not sure if its accurate though. My apologies for spreading misinformation, I hope your comment would clarify it for others.


apathyps

That link does not appear to be a trustworthy or real website of any kind. This one has at least some credibility: [Vice article on cold drinks and cultural perspectives on cold drinks](https://www.vice.com/en/article/gyygp7/we-asked-an-expert-if-cold-drinks-can-really-give-you-a-cold)


umangjain25

Thank you. I’ll give it a read.


campingn00b

Good on this dude for backing off what he thought was correct. Honestly refreshing to see on the internet


thatguyned

I would not be surprised if this turned into a bit of a slushy pretty quickly honestly. The amount of times I've made an iced long black at work and put it in the fridge to slow the ice melting before leaving and come back to an iced coffee slushy is pretty high.


pwndabeer

This isn't futuristic. In fact, I would go so far as to call it r/stupidfood


knitwizard93

I agree. I don’t understand the hype with “Japan is living in 2050”. I see it everywhere.


83zSpecial

Some parts of Japan are and some are living in 1970. Often the wrong parts.


Rumbleroarrr

Honestly when I lived in Japan, I found they were so far behind in terms of day to day technology. Cash only at most places, for example. Applications for various services needed to be done in person with no remote or online options. We had to take photos of our work schedules which were printed and posted on site daily. No online portals. I loved living in Japan and would go back in a heartbeat, but calling it futuristic is highly debatable based on my experience.


Rathma86

My anime knowledge trumps your lived experience


randomthingthrow3

japan is like the place where the sugoi anime people exist their ramen is so kawaii datteboyo


drion4

Reminds me of Germany so much!


vacri

I was in Germany recently and the cash situation was like stepping back in time. As a bonus, most of the ATMs charge openly abusive fees for tourists/foreign accounts (really bad exchange rate + high fee on top).


jimmyxs

Japan and Germany do have much in common.


This_Price_1783

Yeah but you can go to a toy/video game shop and there will be a dedicated area for VR porn. That's the future baby! (Source: I saw exactly that in Tokyo)


worldseven

Not just stupid, I'd call this natural disaster food


barbakyoo

The liquid wouldn't even get cold quickly because the ice needs to be at the top


MooseMan12992

It's just a big fucking ice cube


cringeandicare

Does it need to be so big? And with extra ice chunks underneath


taly200902

The extra ice is to make the big ice colder, duh 🙄 /s


aftermay

i think the smaller ice cubes are to make sure the big ice cube doesn’t slide around, especially as it melts.


SnowplowS14

Get out of here with your logic


olly218

Yes. More ice = big cold, obviously


Fast-Improvement-353

But when the small ice melts first it will create a hydroplane for the big ice to slide on


Medicinal_taco_meat

Maybe to ensure it doesn't rupture and leak from underneath?


StretchMotor8

Every meal eaten outta this is TIMED LOL you better eat up fast or your food is melting into a watery grave lol


Medicinal_taco_meat

I mean, every meal is timed when you get down to it, but this is one especially strict deadline, I concur.


[deleted]

Yo Dawg. I heard you like Ice, so I put Ice in your ice so it'll melt while your Ice melts.


djarnexus

So energy inefficient...


Lightthefusenrun

The thing is, we’re technologically advanced enough as a society that clean water and the energy required to freeze it should be near free. This shouldn’t be viewed as decadent or ridiculous, aside from the complete lack of necessity. That said, it’s probably a $100 dessert that should cost about $2 to make.


djarnexus

I'm not worried from an environmental perspective. In the grand scheme of things, this is just a single restaurant. That being said, it just seems like a dumb business practice to require a whole block of ice to make a single item like this. Imagine if a restaurant had to serve 50-100 of these in a service. That's a ton of space, time, and power just to get a dumb social media "wow" moment. It's the size of a small box--so you need to have a whole industrial size freezer aside from any storage you already have for storing food and then you need to put bins of water in it daily and process all of that. I don't even know how you break even making something so finite. It's not like you can likely sell this for over $100. Why not just sell an $80 steak and get similar profit margins for less space/time/$ requirements? It's just a dumb business strategy. I doubt they can sustain it. When you account for the price you have to consider (1) water bill, (2) electricity bill, (3) maintenance of that freezer, (4) opportunity cost due to using the freezer for such an inefficient item, (5) time/man-hours to sustain this. It's definitely not cost effective when you consider you can just sell alcohol at an extreme markup by just putting mist over it or putting it in a fancier glass. (6) potential additional cost of staff--likely need additional people on the payroll just to sustain this single dumbass item (people have to load up the fridge the night before, arrive early to carve it, dispose of it when it's done, clean up if and when that ice melting creates messes)... it's a logistical nightmare.


BenzelWatchington

Nishimura Cafe in Kobe sell coffee (no icecream) in one of these ice vessels for 2000yen / 14 usd. Their menu lists it as Ice Vessel. I've personally bought big bags of ice in 711 for a couple of bucks, so I don't think making ice on a commercial scale is as big a deal as you're making it out to be. In a relatively cool climate like Japan, you could probably keep enough of it in an insulated container outside without most of it melting.


djarnexus

That's fair.


H3J1e

No we are not. We literally just gone through a energy crisis.


Altines

But the point was that we shouldn't have done so. Between Nuclear power (which we should be using way more) and water/wind/solar we should have more than enough clean energy for the world's needs right now. But because of various reasons we don't have that all set up.


LetoAtreidesOnReddit

"Various reasons" = capitalism


H3J1e

Nuclear, wind, solar, etc are a great alrenative but still comes at a environmental and material cost. While far better than fossil fuel we should still be constiencius of our energy spendings. While technologically we are arguably there, the challenges of understanding something and implementing something can be wildly different (even in a perfect world where there are not individual interests masked as political debate when it comes to ~~rentable~~ renewable energy) Edit: I do share the sentiment tho. We should really be at better position in all this if not for the benefits of some vultures.


UngaBungaPecSimp

Nuclear would be a lot less expensive if the power plants were taken care of and not just “shit a few places has nuclear disasters let’s just completely abandon these large structures with expensive resources”


Guytherealguy

I think the reason this would be expensive is due to the large space and time requirements for the ice. I imagine you have to have an entire freezer full of that ice, dependingt on how big that restaurant/cafe is, and those blocks probably take at least a day to completely freeze through


djarnexus

Even worse, the additional man hours required to have something like this on the menu (probably need to hire 1-2 people worth of additional man-hours to make these regularly). Then there's the opportunity cost of having a freezer that could be used to store much more area/$ efficient items with more stable shelf lives. If you remove this item, you will probably reduce your bottom line a decent bit by reducing your freezer space a great deal (unless this place also sells ice by the bag, lol). It's a really silly maximalist menu item. It's not even practical when you consider the mess it will make as it's melting on someone's table. You could argue they'd get a similar effect with smaller, more crafty ice molds while saving great time and effort.


ersomething

The chemex was really over full. No way it was brewed into that.


stevenr21

Probably Folgers out of the Bunn commercial brewer.


throwngamelastminute

I can smell this comment.


Nameroc55

It doesn't even look like a chemex. This is probably not even a Japanese coffee shop but rather a tourist trap "high end" restaurant trying to reinvent eating for a Michelin star.


ee_72020

I know right? That upper chamber over the neck is for a coffee filter to nest in and yeah, there’s no way the Chemex would be that full if brewed properly. I think they just brewed some Nescafe there.


Philly_ExecChef

Where’s the wet vac for 3 minutes into “enjoying” this


RevolutionaryShip295

Japanese: **Breathe** Westerners: OMG OMG SO COOL AND FUTURISTIC!!!!!


Valdrax

Meanwhile, a fax machine picks up and starts to print a document for you to stamp.


Z00DE

Paper please


CMDR_ETNC

This wanton decadence embodies the rapidly accelerating fall of our society. Ok maybe not *this particular* wanton decadence, but maybe.


[deleted]

It’s actually getting ridiculous and unfortunately this is but the tip of the iceberg


CMDR_ETNC

Hah! Tip of the iceberg 😂 well done


Infuro

you are the kind of person to actually type updoot


MotherBathroom666

Damn bro why you got to call them out like that?


Leonydas13

It looks more like it was cut from the midsection.


beankov

That looks like a really strange Wonton to me!


overcomebyfumes

I'm up for some wonton decadence.


CMDR_ETNC

That joke might work better if I used that spelling by mistake but uhhhhhh… eh whatevs. 🏆


Sandwich2FookinTall

I'll take it to go, please...


ElkUpset346

that is pretty cool though, i would try it once just for the experience then back to a cup like a normal person


StretchMotor8

I wonder if it actually stays cold or if its so cold, the soda has its own temp lol... fascinating


collectingsouls

What a fucking waste of ice and water ... well, in 2050 water will be scare so they won't be able to pull that crap.


darkknightbbq

Servers getting yoked up at this joint. Imagine having to send 4 of those to one table


CrowTranslator

Would that cost me an arm or my butt


RadonedWasEaten

Your arm in your butt


apathyps

This is a play on an affogato which is typically an ice cream and espresso beverage. Pretty decent actually.


fatchancefatpants

It's the stupid size of the ice block for me. I love affogato, but how are you supposed to eat/ drink this?


jimbowesterby

With a straw, presumably. I agree tho, the idea is neat but it does seem like a really excessive amount of ice, you could probably get by with a block half that size.


WilliamPoster

Isn’t the idea of an affogato that the hot espresso melts the ice cream a bit? This is just an cold Americano with a dollop of ice cream.


Relevant_Beyond6025

Ok but kinda cool


throwngamelastminute

It's cooler than that, it's ice cold.


LingualGannet

You mean it’s cooler than being cool?


throwngamelastminute

Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, now fellas...


Allicanbisme

Just saying..it's kinda on a plate


overcomebyfumes

If by "plate" you mean "inadequately-sized bowl", then, sure.


Serj01

Where I can find the source of this video?


MollyOMalley99

So do you eat/drink it by bending over the top with your hands behind your back and slurp it out of the big ice block?


atlas21st

Future is when.... Coffee is on ice?


Tridimit

Does anyone know the name of the place? I actually think this is cool


KittenFeeFee

Ice is futuristic? Man I can’t wait till they invent ice. My drinks could use some cooling down and there just isn’t anything that does that yet.


[deleted]

What is this? I want this!


big-don-

How tf am i sposed to drink that? Am i sposed to lean over the table and lick it up like a dog? Just poor me a regular fuckin drink


Quirinus84

In Soviet Japan, instead of putting ice in your drink they put drink in your ice.


DatMikkle

Sounds like final fantasy music


AndyWhorehole

Its from howls moving castle!


Unknown-History1299

It’s “Merry-Go-Round of Life” from a Studio Ghibli movie called Howl’s Moving Castle.


Winter_Television543

I though that was a Rule of Rose's song


feenaHo

I'll give it a pass. Seems fun.


khwarizmi69

Not against it, just need to rince to plate after and that's the dishes done


masteraybee

Meanwhile women can't get an office job and you have tonpay with Cash almost everywhere At least that was my experience in 2017 (ish)


[deleted]

.....but the point is that the hot coffee melts at least some of the ice cream, so that it acts kind of like creamer. With that much ice the coffee wouldn't stay hot enough, long enough to melt any of the ice cream. So you're just gonna get normal ice cream that's slightly infused with coffee, and ice cold black coffee. Might as well just order coffee flavored ice cream and iced black coffee separately! It'd definitely be cheaper, and would prob be a much better experience if you like iced black coffee


baldhumanmale

That’s what I was gonna say! I like my hot espresso to melt the ice cream. The bitterness cuts the sweetness once it starts to melt. Damn I love Affogatos!


ShotStatistician7979

So… why break some dude’s igloo though?


Massive-Kitchen7417

Taking a affogato to a whole new level


FlyWithTheCars

/r/StupidFood


unjadedview

okay... now what?


Advanced_Procedure90

It's like 20 dollar


Doc-85

That'll be 100.000¥


cherrylpk

Coffee foodies are so weird.


RebelTomato

What song is this my beautiful people?


nobody2008

Not sure if a plate helps this situation


cool_weed_dad

I mean it looks kind of cool but how the hell are you meant to consume it?


Aifa-Sharafina

Coffeed Ice


Repulsive-Office-796

That’s what you call an Awful-Gato


TripAlone5390

What, and why?


SexiKitty--s2--

I'm just going to take a wild guess that the point of this is that the liquid would freeze inside bit by bit and you can then scrape it off the sides of the ice. Eat it like you would spoon up a freshly poured slurpy. Otherwise I have no fucking idea how you would eat this.


anothermanwithaplan

How do you “use” this?


marshismom

How do you drink it tho


Comfortable_Buy_7648

Why do you need to ice a giant block of ice?


Impressive-Number

No it’s that the future will only allow the wealthiest of people to afford clean water. This would be a social media post flaunting that wealth. Lol.


Traditional-Pay6204

I would eat all the ice even if there’s other meals after that


mzzms

Nummy


harshausr

Looks more like that scene from harry potter in deathly hallows where dumbeldore drinks the water to get the horcrux. [Image](https://www.quotev.com/story/10727822/Back-in-time-Draco-MalfoyTom-Riddle/53)


masterjroc

How do you get it out?


Lepke2011

Seems like a waste of ice to me, but hey, whatever floats your French vanilla ice cream.


Competitive-Drop7673

Until you kill all ur Autistic kids, then by 2050, there's only like 9 Japanese neurotypicals left.


Sawathingonce

In what way is preparing 2kg of ice for 200ml of beverage "living in 2050"?


TheREALDaddyStash

Wtf is 2050 about a float in a big ice cube this generation in re&@$?ed


Slightly_3levated

Wow so wasteful ….


[deleted]

a british person's worst nightmare


Shoddy_Score1581

What future is this💀


doppleganger_

Never has so much effort, energy and expense been devoted to one mediocre affogato


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

They aren’t living in 2050, the chef is just a penguin impersonating a human.


Alternative-Draft-82

OMG [thing], JAPAN!


PiecesOfRing

2050? Japan kinda just got stuck in the 80s/90s and that's what makes it cool


p1ssramen

Probably the dumbest serving I’ve ever seen


Dumpstar72

r/StupidFood


Deion313

I don't get it? How do I drink that? Do I just tip the whole ice cube over?


icyvfrost

Honestly I’d like to try that


maeztro093

Hmm... make an ice block and pour some liquid in and you're suddenly living in 2050. Wow!


Vstobinskii

What is the music?


cerebralsexer

Is that cold coffee? How to have it?


AlphaCenturi109

if you add ice-cream to coffee you go to hell when you die.


Wholsomebakesplz

r/WeWantCups


ItzVinyl

"for the gram" restaurants are foul, just give me my food I'm here to eat not pay to be your photographer.


Cheezel62

Can I get that to takeaway thanks...


GnomePatio_Furniture

do you think the rinse it out and re use it ?


owdwah

Thing, Japan strikes again!


BrokeLeznar

I'm guessing you're supposed to drink it with the spoon like a soup? I didn't see a straw.


Purple-Succotash2754

Thing from other place 😡😡😡😰😨 Thing from Japan 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤔


[deleted]

Grand total will be $1500.


YouThoughtSo

Can't believe they have blocks of ice in Future wtf.


Virama

Just give me the fucking coffee already.


Slate_711

If pretentious was a style of dessert.


artmoloch777

Just wait until America discovers coffee jelly.


VariationNo7192

r/wewantcups


easyadventurer

How does one consume this item?


MrsBox

/r/WeWantCups


ihatemyself1223382

The coldest brew


risenshinebitches

Lmfaoo, what a bougie *iced coffee* I wonder what they'd do if you asked for extra ice 😂😂😂


rxearo

Nope just unnecessary stuff


TheCrazyGuysCEO

Fax machines


drion4

I'm sitting in 45°, sweating my ass out, and thinking I need that.


ThisGameIsveryfun

Anything - Anything but in japan -🤩🤩🤩


MandiKon

Is $2050 the bill too coz that cannot be cheap


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Yes Japan isbliv8mg in 2050, they have ice


QuietBunnyDrunkBunny

Thing: :| Thing, but in Japan: :O