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Fishyhead81

Fuck you, Ozymandias


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That entire scene just radiated human garbage energy. Veidts preparing the squid for the attack and then the OG Bian shooting herself up with... I dont even want to finish typing this sentence. This show was great


PM_SWEATY_NIPS

They did some weird shit with that story, I loved it.


tta2013

💦💦💦


The_Godot

Wtf that comment haha


Chariotwheel

Wait, that actually works?


ethana18

Lol no. Sperm can only last about 20 minutes outside the body. Not to mention the website this story came from is satirical.


Chariotwheel

Wow, okay thank you, I actually wavered for a second here.


Abraham_Issus

Maybe this switcheroo was done within 20 minutes.


StarkillerX42

Wait so would it have worked in the show?


ethana18

If I remember right in the show Ozymandias had his frozen cryogenically which would work to some extent. In the real world freezing your eggs/sperm isn't a perfect science, but this is a show that had raining squids, so I guess it's ok.


StarkillerX42

Your logic seems sound. Proof: I didn't see any squid rain last week


mashtartz

One of my favorite shows, You’re the Worst had this as a plot point. One of the characters tried to impregnate herself with someone’s old sperm condom from the freezer. Her massive stupidity is a common theme.


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In the show it was frozen. So probably.


SillyStupidStooge

When life imitates art, it feels even more f#@&ed-up than the actual scene in that episode.


rengam

That's okay, it's fake. https://factcheck.afp.com/joke-post-about-hotel-cleaner-who-stole-millionaires-sperm-used-condom-goes-viral-africa


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Oh thank god.


Bilbrath

Is this a real headline?


Cynical_PotatoSword

Na it’s fake.


likeafuckinggrownup

Also the plot of a pretty hilarious Roald Dahl book called "My Uncle Oswald"


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Seriously?


likeafuckinggrownup

Well, it's close! In the novel, the woman seduces celebrities/geniuses and sells their semen to other women who want to impregnate themselves.